THE NEXT DAY, IN KALAMAZOO...

(Carol is walking down a dark path, then briefly looks back at the Hummer.)

Connie: "Come on, you can do it."

(Carol nods, as she stumbles upon a rundown bar.)

Carol: "Maybe here…"

(Carol enters the bar as her eyes widen, there are fights going on, people who are passed out from drinking, and others are just drinking.)

Carol: "Just my style…"

(Carol looks around for any potential candidates for henchmen.)

Carol: "Hmm… Which group I should hire?"

(Carol glances at a trio of muscle-bound boys having an arm-wrestling contest.)

Carol: "Hmm… All brawn, but likely no brains."

(Carol turns away and looks at two men who are drinking at a bar.)

Carol: "Too weak."

(Carol looks at the side to see a trio of busty women who were making out with some unwilling men.)

Carol: "These girls seem to get it…"

(Carol approaches the three ladies, who glare at her.)

???: "Who in the hell are you?"

???: "What do you want? You're interrupting our love making session."

???: "Get lost, you whore."

Carol: "So, I was wondering if you wanted to hear my proposition…"

???: "What kind?"

(Carol pulls out two photos of Lincoln and Lori.)

Carol: "I need you girls to assist in procuring these two. And in return, you can do whatever you'd like with the white-haired boy, as long as it's still at my lair."

???: "Hmm, not bad…"

???: "But why the blonde haired girl?"

Carol: "If you don't bring her to me too, the deal's off."

???: "It's a deal."

Carol: "Who are you guys anyway?"

???: "Ivy's the name, toots."

???: "I'm Scarlett."

???: "Introducing yours truly, Stiletto."

Carol: "Great! Come with me…"

(Carol leads the three of them out of the bar and towards the road.)

Carol: (pulls out phone) "Aunt Connie, can you pick me and my crew up?"

Connie: "Sure thing, and I got a surprise for you back at the hideout."

Carol: "Okay."

ONE HOUR LATER…

(Carol sees the Hummer pulling up.)

Carol: "It's about goddamn time!"

Connie: "Sorry, sweetheart. I had a little boy trouble..."

Carol: (excited) "You got Lil' Linky?!"

Connie: "No."

Carol: (exasperated) "Damn it… Then who is it?"

Connie: "You'll see."

(Carol, Ivy, Stiletto, and Scarlett all get into the Hummer as they drive back to the motel. Carol glances at the second floor of the motel to see a bunch of rooms closed.)

Carol: "What's behind those doors?"

Connie: "Let me show you.."

(Carol follows Connie up to the second floor, she opens the door to see… multiple little boys in small cages, who are crying.)

Carol: "Wow!"

Connie: "While you were recruiting some allies, we went all around town to take these little boys away from their parents and guardians…"

Boy 1: "Get us outta here!"

Boy 2: "I wanna go home!"

Connie: "Be quiet, you little runts! Or otherwise, you're gonna get spankings!"

Boy 3: "I want my mommy!"

Connie: "Oh, there's no mommy here. Just your aunt Connie… Me and my friends are gonna take good care of you all."

Carol: "Impressive as ever, auntie." (to Stiletto, Ivy, and Scarlett) "Go and kidnap Lil' Linky for me! And Lori too!"

Stiletto: "You got it!"

Ivy: "Where are they, exactly?"

Carol: "They live in Royal Woods!"

Scarlett: "Got it!"

Stiletto: "Let's move out!"

Ivy: "Also, how are we gonna get anywhere with only one ride?"

Carol: "Shit. I haven't thought about that…"

(Carol sees a motorcycle dealership in the distance.)

Carol: "I know the perfect place for you girls to get rides…"

(Back in Royal Woods, Lincoln is doing homework in his bedroom until he gets text notifications from Girl Jordan and Stella on his phone.)

Lincoln: "Oh, here we go. Double trouble."

(Upon hearing that, Lori and Luna come into his room.)

Lori and Luna: (excited) "What'd they say? What'd they say?"

Lincoln: "Settle down. Settle down, my sisters. Let me read Stella's message first." (reading) "Hey, Lincoln, how are you? Are you doing anything right now?"

(Lori and Luna squeal in excitement.)

Lincoln: "Hold up. Let me read Girl Jordan's." (reading) "Hi, Lincoln, how are things with you and your sisters?"

(Luna and Lori squeal even louder.)

Lincoln: "Girls, that's like, right in my ears."

Lori: "Sorry. We're just literally so excited our little bro is getting a girlfriend."

Luna: "I'm so proud of you, dude!" (hugs him tightly)

Lori: "Me too." (joins hug)

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. But I need to go to the park back to back."

Luna: "Just heed our advice, little bro, and you'll be golden."

Lincoln: "Gotcha."

Lori: "Say, little bro, can you and I talk downstairs?"

Lincoln: "Sure." (to Luna) "Catch you later, sis."

Luna: "See ya on the flip side, brah."

(Lincoln and Lori are now downstairs on the couch.)

Lori: "I have a feeling that Carol might try to get you when you're at the park with Stella and Jordan. So, here's a couple things you should have with you at all times…"

(Lori reaches out and gives Lincoln a can of pepper spray, a whistle, a can of mace, and a bat.)

Lincoln: "Good thinking, sis. But how am I supposed to carry all this around the park? Also, what's the whistle for?"

Lori: A. Here's a spare backpack. And B. That's a rape whistle."

Lincoln: "Rape whistle?"

Lori: "You blow into that if Carol or any of her minions manage to grab you and try to… You know."

Lincoln: "You don't have to tell me twice."

Lori: "And if she tries to chase you on foot or by any other method, I'll be there with the van ready…"

Lincoln: "Thanks, Lori, and with the force field, they can't get into the house."

Lori: "And if she tries to hurt Stella or Jordan, use the bat and the spray cans."

Lincoln: "Okay, got it."

News Announcer: "We interrupt this program to give you breaking news! In the city of Kalamazoo, there's been reports of boys missing everywhere in town, leading to panic and distress for their families."

Lincoln: (nervous) "You think Carol and her aunt have anything to do with that?"

Lori: "Pretty safe bet they're the culprits."

Lincoln: (anxious) "Oh, man…"

Lori: (putting her hands on Lincoln's shoulder) "Little bro, put those scaredy instincts of yours aside, and stand up for yourself!"

Lincoln: "Okay, I will!"

Lori: "We all need to fight in order to stop Carol! She's going back in the stony lonesome, one way or another..."

Lincoln: "And hopefully in a maximum security prison too..."

Lori: (clears throat) "Anyway, have fun at the park and stay safe."

Lincoln: "Thanks,"

Luna: "Wait! Tell Stella I gave you this." (kisses Lincoln's forehead)

Lincoln: "Aw. thanks, Luna."

(Lori kisses Lincoln on the cheek.)

Lori: "And tell her I gave you that. Oh, and Girl Jordan too."

Lincoln: "I will!"

(Lincoln takes his backpack full of emergency supplies and heads off into the park.)

Luna: "You wanna follow him?"

Lori: "Yeah, to make sure he's alright."

(Luna and Lori both go into Vanzilla as they follow Lincoln to the park. At the park, Stella is waiting on Lincoln while she's sitting on a bench.)

Stella: "Where could Lincoln be?"

Lincoln: "Hey, Stella."

Stella: "Hey, Linc! You made it."

Lincoln: "Yeah, I've been helping around the house lately."

(Lincoln sits next to Stella.)

Stella: "Lovely day, isn't it?"

Lincoln: "Yep. A perfect one… For a boy and a girl… to be out and about…"

Stella: (sighs in content) "The park is so peaceful…"

Lincoln: "It sure is…" (lays arm around Stella's shoulders)

Stella: "Oh." (laughs) "Your arm is around me."

Lincoln: "Oh, is it? It's not bothering you, is it?"

Stella: "No, no. It's fine like this."

Lincoln: "Okay, just making sure."

Stella: "I noticed you were helping Girl Jordan yesterday. Are you guys great friends too?"

(It shows Luna hiding in a bush.)

Luna: (to Lori on her phone) "Stella's getting suspicious of lil bro's other crush."

Lori: (from the van) "Uh oh... What's he doing now?"

Luna: "He's still talking to her, Lors."

Stella: "So, what happened?" (laughs)

Lincoln: "And after we splattered the pies on Luan, Lucy scared her!"

Stella: (laughs) "That was hilarious!"

Lincoln: "Yeah, but Lana ate the rhubarb pie and had an allergic reaction to it."

Stella: "Oh, no!"

Lincoln: "Yeah, but she's okay."

Stella: "That's a relief." (holds her stomach) "Hold on. I gotta go to the bathroom."

Lincoln: "I'll wait for you."

Stella: "Okay."

Luna: "It seems the the little dude is escorting Stella to the bathroom."

Lori: "What a gentlemen."

(As Stella is using the bathroom, Lincoln is leaning against the door of the men's bathroom.).

Lincoln: "So far, so good."

(Someone taps on Lincoln's shoulder, he turns around to reveal it's Girl Jordan.)

Lincoln: "What the?!"

Girl Jordan: "Hey, Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Uh… Jordan, what are you doing here? I thought you weren't gonna come here until tomorrow."

Girl Jordan: "I actually got a dentist appointment tomorrow, so I came here to surprise you!"

Luna: "Oh, crud… Lori!"

Lori: "What?"

Luna: "Lincoln's other crush arrived earlier than expected!"

Lori: "Oh, dear! Just keep watching Lincoln. I will park the van closer to where you're at."

Lincoln: "So, Jordan, don't mean to offend you, but… I'm kinda in the middle of a thing right now…"

Girl Jordan: "What kind of thing?"

Lincoln: (sweaty) "You see, um…"

Stella: (walking out of the bathroom.) "Lincoln, can you believe that the park's bathrooms don't have toilet paper?" (sees Jordan) "Girl Jordan?"

Girl Jordan: "Stella?"

Stella and Girl Jordan: "What are you doing here? Lincoln invited me? What, he invited me!"

Luna: (worried) "Oh, crap!"

Lincoln: Wait! Stop." (sighs) "It's my fault, you two. I asked you two to come to the same place, but since Jordan came early, I'll just come clean. Girl Jordan, Stella, I have crushes… on both of you. "

(Girl Jordan and Stella gasp and blush.)

Lincoln: "I'm not finished. Ever since I got kidnapped over a year ago, I've been developing a fear of girls and I act…" (coughs; blushes) "Nervous around them."

Girl Jordan: "Is that why you peed in front of Ms. DiMartino?"

Lincoln: "Yes. Overtime, it's had a lasting effect on me, and I've been asking two of my sisters for dating advice and it's gotten outta hand. And I can't even decide between you two." (sighs) "I'd understand if you two would think very low of me now... I'm sorry."

(Lincoln turns to leave, but Stella stops him.)

Stella: "Wait. The fact you admitted all of that is really noble of you, and shows how honest you are…"

Lincoln: "Really?"

Girl Jordan: "Yeah. That really sweet of you to do all of this to admit that you got crushes on both of us…"

Stella: "And it's definitely worthy of us having you as our boyfriend."

Lincoln: (confused) "Boyfriend?!"

(Luna gasps.)

Girl Jordan: "Yes, our boyfriend."

(Stella and Girl Jordan both go to one side of Lincoln and each gives him a kiss on the cheek.)

Lincoln: "Wait… So, this means I can have you both as girlfriends?"

Girl Jordan and Stella: "Absolutely."

(All Lincoln can do is hop around in joy.)

Lincoln: (slow-motion) "YEEEAHH-HOOOO!"

Luna: "All clear, sis. Linc got both girls. Didn't expect that."

(In Vanzilla, Lori squeals in excitement. In fact, it was so loud that a few birds are flying away. Back with the now trio couple...)

Lincoln: "Wait till Clyde and the others hear about this!"

???: "Oh, nobody's gonna hear anything…"

Lincoln: "Who was that?"

(The three of them turn around to see it's Ivy, Scarlett, and Stiletto, the former of whom holds up a photo of Lincoln.)

Ivy: "A perfect match."

Luna: "Wait, who the hell are they?!"

Lincoln: "Who are you?"

Scarlett: "That doesn't matter right now…"

Stiletto: "All that matters now is that you're coming with us, kid…"

(Before they could grab Lincoln, he sprays them in the eyes with the pepper spray in his backpack, then dashes off with Jordan and Stella and blows his whistle.)

Stiletto: (growling in pain) "You little shit!" (to Ivy and Scarlett) "Split up and find them!"

Luna: (enraged) "Not if I have anything to say about it…" (to Lori) "Lori, get down here! We got a code red!"

Lori: "On my way!"

(Lori turns around and drives into the park. It cuts to Lincoln, Jordan, and Stella running together.)

Girl Jordan: "Who were those ladies?!"

Lincoln: "They were probably sent here by Carol hired to kidnap me!"

Stella: "Are they after us?!"

(Lincoln looks behind him to see no one's there.)

Lincoln: "No, but they might try to catch us by surprise!"

(As Lincoln said that, Ivy and Scarlett both grab Jordan and Stella.)

Stella: (angry) "HEY! LET US GO RIGHT NOW!"

Lincoln: "Let them go!"

Girl Jordan: "Wait! Lincoln! IT'S A TRAP!"

(From behind, Stiletto grabs Lincoln with a bear trap.)

Stiletto: "Gotcha!"

Lincoln: "NO! LET ME GO!"

Stiletto: "Before we take you to our client, we're gonna kill your little girlfriends!"

Lincoln: (angry) "YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

???: "Are you sure about that, bitch?!"

Stiletto: "What?!"

(Stiletto is met with a punch to the face, the girl who delivers the punch none other than Luna. She punches her so hard that she releases Lincoln.)

Luna: "Paws off my lil' bro and his dames…"

Lincoln: "Luna?! What are you doing here?!"

Luna: "No time to explain! Let's get you dudes outta here!"

(Lincoln pulls out his bat and strikes Ivy and Scarlett in the face to release his girlfriends.)

Stella: "Thanks!"

(Lori honks the horn to Vanzilla to signify the others.)

Lori: "COME ON, GUYS! LET'S MOVE!!"

(The four of them all get into Vanzilla, as Lori speeds away from the park. Stiletto, who is still recovering, pulls out her phone.)

Stiletto: "Hey, Pingrey… The Loud boy got away with his girlfriends and sisters…"

(On the other line, Carol is red in the face and she screams in fury. Connie takes the phone from her.)

Connie: "Report back to home base immediately…"

Stiletto: "Yes, ma'am…"

(Scarlett, Ivy, and Stiletto get on their motorcycles and drive back to the lair in Kalamazoo…)