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On her way home from WarioWare, Inc. Ashley took a shortcut through the cemetery. There, sticking up out of the ground, she saw a big bone. Ashley picked it up and looked at it carefully.
Ashley: "This bone will make a great ingredient for my potion, I'll take it home."
When she got home, the first thing she did was put the bone in her pot. Then she add all kinds of liquid potions in the pot and started mixing it around. After she was done mixing, she sat down and begin to read a book from her bookshelf, since she doesn't have Red to talk to (who is out running errands).
Ashley: "O'Leary is dead and O'Riley don't know it. O'Riley is dead, and O'Leary don't know it. They both are dead in the very same bed, and neither one knows that the other one's dead. BA-ROOOM! BA-ROOOM!"
Suddenly, Ashley heard a small voice.
Voice: "Please give me back my bone."
Ashley paid no attention to the voice. Soon she heard the voice again.
Voice: "May I have back my bone, please ?"
Ashley continued reading, and didn't take any notice. In a little while, The voice spoke up once more. It was beginning to sound angry.
Voice: "Give me back my bone!"
Ashley still continued to read her book and muttered...
Ashley: "Some people are too impatient."
Once more the voice spoke. Now it sounded very angry, and it was so loud that the whole Mansion shook.
"I WANT MY BONE BACK !"
Ashley's hair turns grey-white and her eyes begin to glow red. She reached into her pot, and fished out the bone, and threw it out the window. In a voice just as loud, she shouted,
"TAKE IT !"
There was an eerie silence. Then Ashley heard footsteps scurrying away from the Mansion down the road towards the cemetery. Ashley got up and serve herself some soup.