(On Vanzilla's drive back home, everyone is hyperventilating from the danger they were caught up in.)

Lincoln: (to Stella and Jordan) "Girls… I am so, so sorry for what happened back there."

Girl Jordan: "It's alright, Lincoln… None of us could've seen that coming."

Stella: "And most important, no one got hurt, except for those nasty girls."

Luna: "We can hide back at our crib."

Girl Jordan: "But what if they come looking for us there?"

Lori: "Trust me. We'll be perfectly safe at Loud Manor."

(Back at the Loud House, Lisa is playing checkers with Lily in the living room.)

Lisa: (slides piece to part of board) "Your move, young sister."

(Lily moves all the checker pieces all across the board, spills them in the floor, and knocks the board onto the ground, giggling all throughout the mess making.)

Lisa: (sighs) "Should've known better than to play board games with infants…"

(All of a sudden, the door opens up to reveal a tense Lori, Luna, Lincoln, Jordan, and Stella.)

Lori: "Turn off all the lights and lock the doors!"

(Luna and Lincoln do so. Confused, Lisa turns on the living room light.)

Lisa: "What seems to be the conundrum, siblings?"

Luna: "Lincoln went to the park and confessed his love to Stella and Jordan…"

Lincoln: "And three of Carol's new goons almost captured us..."

Lori: "Luckily, we escaped with our lives!"

Lisa: "Hold on… Lincoln has two significant others?"

Lincoln: "Yep. All three of us are cool with it."

(Lisa squeals in excitement, getting the attention of the other sisters.)

Leni: "What's going on?"

Lola: "And why are two of Lincoln's friends here?"

Lincoln: "They're both my girlfriends now, OK?"

(Lincoln each kiss Jordan and Stella. The other seven sisters gasp in surprise. Lincoln puts on a pair of headphones and gives Stella and Jordan each a pair as well. The girls squeal in excitement.)

Girl Jordan: "Good call with the headphones."

Lincoln: "Thanks."

Lola: "Wait, I know we're all excited about this, but didn't I hear that you were attacked?"

Lincoln: (takes off headphones) "Yeah… But we managed to get away from those girls."

Lynn: "What's with the bag, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Stuff for self-defense that Lori gave me earlier. There was mace, pepper spray, and a bat. Were real handy at the park today."

Lola: (gasp) "You used a bat on a girl?"

Lincoln: "Yeah… Two actually. But only to rescue my dames."

Lola: "Up top…" (high fives Lincoln)

Luna: "But seriously, now we need to protect ourselves and our bro's ladies from those awful jerks…"

Lori: "Did you see them anywhere?"

Lincoln: (looks outside through windows) "No." (closes curtains; turns off the lights again) "Don't think it's safe to go out for a long while."

Lucy: "Why does this reminds me of Michael Myers from Halloween?"

Lincoln: "Cause it feels like we're living in a horror film right now..." (shudders) "We need more food and supplies, specifically double-A batteries…"

Lori: "I'm sure we got enough stuff in the kitchen to tide us over for the day…"

Lynn Sr.: (he and Rita walk in) "What's all the commotion about?"

Leni: "Some mean girls were after Lincoln and his girlfriends."

Rita: (jubilant) "GIRLFRIENDS?!"

Lincoln: (irritated) "Oh, boy… Why'd you have to put it like that, Leni?"

(Rita scoops Lincoln in for a hug.)

Rita: "My baby boy's finally in love!"

Lincoln: "Yeah, he is. Please put me down now, Mom."

Rita: "Oh, sorry."

Lynn Sr.: "Congratulations, son. I'm real proud of you."

Lincoln: "Thanks, Dad."

Rita: "Now, who was trying to harm you dears?"

Stella: "There were three women who were gonna take Lincoln back to their client, who was likely that Pingrey girl."

Lincoln: (shudders) "I don't want to go back to her!" (clings onto Lori) "Please!"

Lori: "It's okay. We're not gonna let them kidnap you again."

Lincoln: "And I really don't want to end up like those other kids in Kalamazoo."

Rita: "Other kids?"

Lori: "Carol and her aunt were kidnapping a bunch of boys in that city. But we can't just stay here and let them suffer. We need to save them!"

Lynn Sr.: "Considering how far that place is from home, and the possibility of Pingrey trying to catch you two, I don't think we'll be able to offer much help to those missing kids."

Lola: "But we got to do something! That fool must be stopped or she'll take every little boy in the country!"

Lana: "Or worse! The entire planet!"

Rita: "We could call the cops and let them know about it."

Luan: "That's a good idea, Mom."

Rita: (dials 911) "Hello, I think I know who took all those boys in Kalamazoo…"

SPEAKING OF KALAMAZOO…

(Ivy, Scarlett, and Stiletto all arrive back to home base, as they open the door to an extremely irritated Carol.)

Scarlett: "Hey, boss… We can explain..."

Carol: "HOW COULD YOU FAIL?!?! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB! AND YOU ALMOST HAD HIM!!"

Ivy: "Geez, settle down."

Stiletto: "This brunette dyke got in the way, then the Loud boy hit Ivy and Scarlett in the face with a bat. Then they got away."

Carol: (in her mind) "Hmm… So, Lil' Linky got on the defensive…"

Ivy: "He was trying to protect his two girlfriends too."

Carol: (in her mind) "And he's got girlfriends?" (out loud) "You three, go back to Royal Woods, but this time, infiltrate their house to see what other defenses they've got." (in a mean voice) "And don't fail me this time…"

Stiletto: "What's their address?"

Carol: "1216 Franklin Avenue."

Scarlett: (writes address down) "We won't let you down this time, Ms. Pingrey."

Carol: "You better not!"

(Scarlettt, Ivy, and Stiletto all get on their motorcycles and drive back to Royal Woods.)

Connie: "Hey, Carol. In the meantime, you can join me and the others with the little boys we already have."

Carol: "I suppose so..."

Connie: "We already got our first shipment of milk."

Carol: "I guess I can fuck some of them to tide me over for now."

(Connie and Carol go upstairs to one of the rooms on the second floor to see Rosie fucking one of the boys, while Darla and Ava are pouring the milk into cartons.)

Ava: "Hey, girls. Rosie's helping us get the cum for our milk."

Rosie: "Being a stripper is beneficial for stuff like this. Knowing just how to make a man cum."

(Rosie deeply kisses the boy and feels around his neck and chest.)

Carol: "Let me join in this action. Hand me a fresh boy."

(Abby unlocks one of the cages and hands Carol a boy.)

Carol: (to the boy) "You'd better make me cum…"

Boy 4: "I wanna go home!"

(Carol pulls her skirt and panties down as she pulls off the pants of the boy. She slides her pussy onto the boy's penis.)

Carol: "So, got a name, twerp?"

Boy 4: "Get off of me!"

Carol: "I know your parents didn't call you that. Now, what's your real name?"

Boy 4: "It's A-Alex..."

Carol: "Well, Alex, hope you like breasts." (takes blouse and bra off)

(Carol grabs Alex's head and shoves it in front of her bosom.)

Carol: "How's that, Lil' Alex?"

Alex: "Get off me!"

Carol: "Not until we both cum..."

(Carol bounces on him even faster now, while Alex moans.)

Carol: "Now it looks like you're enjoying it."

Alex: "Please, stop, I'm begging you…"

Carol: (bites lip) "Mmm… I'm gonna cum, Alex…"

(Carol cums onto Alex's penis while he cums into her vagina.)

Carol: "Alex, your cum is good…"

Alex: "Please get off of me…"

Darla: "Boss, we got our payments from the black market!" (shows a bag full of money)

Connie: "Wow, guess there's still demand for our milk."

Sally: "And once we sell more of this stuff, we can finally get out of this crack-down state."

Connie: "Yes… We can get out of Michigan and move somewhere more productive like Vegas..."

Rosie: "Yes! Las Vegas is perfect! They always got greedy gamblers and suckers!"

(All the boys whimper in fear over hearing that they may be taken farther away from home than they are now.)

Carol: "Yeah…" (in her mind) "And perhaps Lil' Linky will come along for the ride…"