It was April fool's day 2007 and I was at Detroit, Michigan. The matches were the Pitbull vs cm punk in a ladder match for the WWE intercontinental championship, smooth Thunder vs The great Khali, Ryan thunder vs Montel Vontavious Porter for the WWE United States championship, big wes vs the undertaker for the world heavyweight championship, the garden state playaz, chocolate thunder and ihre damon vs the ECW originals for the world tag team championship and the WWE tag team championship, me vs umaga in a hair vs hair match for the ECW world championship and The waterboy vs Shawn Michaels for the WWE championship. The first match was the Pitbull vs cm punk in a ladder match for the WWE intercontinental championship. The Pitbull climbed up the ladder and was still the WWE intercontinental champion. The second match was smooth thunder vs The great Khali. Smooth Thunder vs The great Khali with an attitude adjustment and won the match. The third match was Ryan thunder vs Montel Vontavious Porter for the WWE United States championship. Ryan thunder hit Montel Vontavious Porter with an f-5 and was still the WWE United States champion. The fourth match was big wes vs the undertaker for the world heavyweight championship. The undertaker hit big wes with a tombstone piledriver and became the new world heavyweight champion, thus ending big wes' streak. Big wes quit the WWE after he lost. The fifth match was the garden state playaz, chocolate thunder and ihre damon vs the ECW originals for the world tag team championship and the WWE tag team championship. Ihre damon chokeslammed sabu and was still world tag team champions with chocolate thunder and the garden state playaz were still WWE tag team champions. The sixth match was me vs umaga in a hair vs hair match for the ECW world championship. I hit umaga with a tombstone piledriver and became the new ECW world champion as I shaved umaga's hair. The main event was The waterboy vs Shawn Michaels for the WWE championship. The waterboy hit Shawn Michaels with a water kick and was still the WWE champion. We all lived happily ever after still as champions except for big wes. The next day, The waterboy vacated the WWE championship to smooth thunder. End of chapter 23.