A/N: Hello all and welcome to chapter twenty three! In case you haven't already seen it, I have put up a new poll in regards to the next femJaune yuri fic. I'm not surprised at the current leading vote (you sinful perverts XD).

Also, I totally just wanted a reason to write for this today apart from the fact it had been awhile since it got updated. Why this is twenty three chapters long and still going, I have no fucking clue.

Jane Arc's Yuri Harem

Summary: Jane Arc just wanted to go to Beacon and become a huntress. Becoming the object of every girl's desire was never part of the plan! Why did things have to be so complicated?

*Stress Relief*

When Pyrrha, Rin, and Nora came back to their dorm, they were met with a sight that was less than surprising by now. Raven was fully clothed and Jane was passed out in her lap. The blonde knight was fast asleep with a satisfied smile on her face, wearing nothing but a pink thong. Scratch marks were all over her butt and her neck was covered in hickeys.

Rin sweatdropped and slowly began to back out while Nora looked as though she was getting ideas from the lewd sight.

"Um, Raven? What on earth happened?" Pyrrha asked nervously, partially fearing the answer.

"I have become the master and Jane is the pet," the perverted professor declared. "This is what happens to bad girls who steal my flask."

Pyrrha's face turned redder when she found herself staring at the marks on Jane's exposed butt and abruptly looked away when the blonde murmured something she didn't expect to hear. "H-harder master…"

Pyrrha swallowed nervously and looked at her partner. "How…how did you get her like this?" Part of her was scared to know the answer. Knowing Raven it would come down to filthy sex.

"Obedience training," the lewd professor said innocently. Or that. Close enough.

Pyrrha raised an eyebrow skeptically and looked at the red markings on Jane's butt. "You mean you whipped her." Her eyebrow twitched at seeing her partner's rear end in such a state.

"No, obedience training," Raven corrected. Jane let out a weak purr and nuzzled Raven's lap. Clearly she liked her obedience training. Whatever the hell it was.

"…well, uh, I guess I better leave you two to it then?" Pyrrha slowly backed out of the room, a hand over her face to cover her newly formed nosebleed. She wouldn't lie to herself; it was rather arousing knowing that Jane enjoyed being dominated in that way. It certainly gave her ideas for her to try out in the bedroom with her partner, if she could ever get her alone without her team getting in the way. Or the rest of Jane's harem for that matter.

Raven merely smirked and lifted the blonde's head from her lap to stand up. Jane let out a soft whine of protest but she stayed asleep, not wanting to wake up after what was clearly an exhausting round of sex. Pyrrha could smell it everywhere, even if Raven was fully clothed.

Probably the only time besides classes that Jane and Raven could be in the same place and one of them was clothed. She knew how Raven was.

"Ahem." A soft clearing of a throat made Pyrrha freeze in her tracks, blood turning to ice. She'd know that disapproving tone anywhere. 'Oh no. This couldn't have gotten any worse. Of all the people to walk in, it had to be her.'

Pyrrha slowly turned around and saw a very disapproving Glynda Goodwitch. The blonde professor had her arms folded across her chest and the redhead sweatdropped. "Um…is it too late for me to say that I had nothing to do with this whatsoever and this is all Raven's fault?"

She heard Raven mutter, "Traitor," behind her.

Professor Goodwitch looked at Jane passed out on the bed and at Pyrrha. "I seriously find it hard to believe that you are capable of doing that to someone's backside, Miss Nikos. Rest assured you are not going to be punished for this."

"Thank Oum," Pyrrha breathed.

"Jane and Raven are." Or maybe not.

"B-but she didn't do anything!" Pyrrha protested.

"Technically she did steal property from a professor," Raven piped up. "Oh, and drank all my liquor."

"Shut up Raven," Glynda and Pyrrha muttered at the same time. Pyrrha was betting that Glynda wanted to see how the blonde's training was going so far and instead she saw this.

One of JNPR's best kept secrets was the fact that Jane was the Summer Maiden. Pyrrha, Rin, and Nora had been sworn to secrecy by Ozpin after Jane accidentally almost set half the Emerald Forest on fire by sneezing. So far, the only one who had come close to revealing the secret was Nora to no one's surprise. Russell had boasted saying he bet he could take Jane in a fight and Nora responded with something along the lines of, "Oh yeah!? Well Jane can breathe fire!"

Jane and Pyrrha were able to thankfully avoid further questions by saying that Nora was just on her pancake high. The fact that it worked as a legitimate excuse was a little sad. It just showed how many people in Beacon knew that Nora had a serious addiction to pancakes.

Glynda stalked over to the sleeping Jane, shoving Raven away. The blonde lifted her head drowsily, letting out a yawn. "Oh, hey…what's up?" She didn't seem to know that she was mostly nude. Yet another thing to blame Raven and Yang for. Whatever sense of shame Jane had instilled was destroyed and chucked out the window like a discarded can of soda.

Pyrrha let out a sigh and backed out, not wanting to be present for whatever punishment Glynda was going to dish out to them. She could tell the blonde professor was really pissed judging by the way her foot tapped on the ground and her eyes were narrowed. 'Uh oh. I'm going to see myself out so I don't have to watch this. Or be subjected to it.' She didn't want to think about the other uses Glynda used her riding crop for besides repairing whatever damage was caused.

"Miss Nikos, you are free to leave," Glynda said as if she could read the redhead's thoughts. "I need to have a little chat with these two."

Pyrrha slowly backed out of the room and closed the door, trying hard to prevent her nosebleed from getting any worse.

She also denied getting aroused when she heard a pained yelp after a hard slap from Goodwitch's riding crop. Nope. She definitely was not.

'…I'm going to get changed and see if Yang wants to spar for a bit.'


Jane rubbed her hand, focusing her Aura into getting rid of the stinging sensation. Pyrrha had already left the dorm, leaving her alone with two gorgeous professors who probably wanted to fuck her brains out. "The hell did you do that for!?"

Glynda pointed her riding crop at her and scowled. "For being dumb enough to get caught! What do you think would happen if Ozpin or General Ironwood came by to check on you and saw this!?"

"Encourage it," Jane deadpanned. Raven snickered at that.

"No, they wouldn't." Glynda scowled and cuffed her on the head for the smartass reply. Jane winced. Good Oum the woman hit hard as hell.

"Ow." The blonde maiden rubbed her head and gave a sheepish smile. "Okay fine, they'd yell at me and say I wasn't taking my responsibility seriously enough. Can I get dressed now? This is embarrassing…"

"You should've thought of that before!" Glynda groaned and rubbed her head, pinching her nose and trying to not scream in frustration. "Good Oum I don't get paid enough for this…"

"You and me both, sweetheart." Raven yawned in boredom. "Been asking good old Ozpin for a pay raise for weeks now. He responded by handing me a container of bird food. Really funny, Ozpin." Jane giggled. She never knew the headmaster could possibly out-troll Raven or Qrow, but here was proof that Ozpin had a mischievous side to him.

Glynda let out a sigh and Raven walked over to thump her on the back. "You need to get laid, Glyn. Like, now."

Glynda's eyes widened and she coughed, blushing furiously. "W-what!?"

"Oh come on, Glynda." Raven rolled her eyes. "When was the last time you actually got to burn out your frustrations for some stress relief? And lucky for you, you have someone here who is more than happy to help you. Isn't that right?" She stared at Jane knowingly.

Jane shuffled her feet and looked at the floor in embarrassment. "I-I mean…I have noticed you looking at my ass, professor. You aren't as subtle as you think."

"I…I cannot believe you two," Glynda said with a groan, shaking her head in disbelief. "You are seriously suggesting that I risk my position as deputy headmistress and sleep with a student?"

"Oh please." Raven scoffed. "You only lose your position if someone with any real power finds out. Ozpin likes you too much to fire you for that. Hell he's probably—"

"Hey, Goodwitch!" Qrow flew in through the window in his bird form and landed on Rin's bed, taking a swig from his flask. "Ozpin says to get some nice stress relief with that cute blonde chick you've had your eyes on. See you!" And with that he was off again, leaving them all dumbfounded.

"…oh you've got to be fucking kidding me." Glynda facepalmed. Jane never expected to hear the strict professor swear. "I cannot believe that the man we're trusting with our very lives is actually pushing for this. There has to be another reason for it besides wanting me to get rid of some stress."

"Can neither confirm nor deny that." Raven smirked and shoved her towards Jane. The two collided with a startled meep, Glynda's large breasts squished in her face.

"Um…professor?" Jane looked up into Glynda's eyes. Wow she was really beautiful in an elegant sort of way. This was a woman of class, unlike anyone else she had been with save for Weiss. It wasn't every day one could say they got to sleep with the heiress to the Schnee Dust Company.

"Y-yes Jane?" Glynda stammered.

"Let me take care of you." Jane leaned in and gave her a chaste kiss. Glynda's eyes widened but she didn't pull away. Instead she stayed where she was and to her delight Jane found she was kissing back.

Jane broke off their kiss and smiled coyly at the blonde professor. "So, how was that? Still need more?" 'And that's another person in Beacon who's now officially a part of my damn harem. I swear it just keeps on getting bigger and bigger.'

Glynda answered her with another kiss, though this one was a hell of a lot rougher.


Ozpin smirked and took a sip of coffee as he watched the security footage from JNPR's dorm thanks to Raven planting a hidden camera in there before dominating Jane. He held out his hand triumphantly, looking at the disappointed face of Professor Port. "You lost. Pay up."

Port grumbled, his moustache swirling around in annoyance as he dug in his pockets to fish out the thirty lien he had bet Ozpin that Glynda wouldn't take up his offer of fucking Jane's brains out to get rid of all of the stress that her position caused. To be fair part of it was his fault; he had chosen to make her a part of his inner circle in his war against Salem, but now he had in his hands the ultimate weapon.

He knew damn well what Jane's semblance was. If it could be used against Salem…then victory would be his and humanity would be made whole again. But that was if she didn't get killed by the immortal witch's minions.

He doubted she would; Jane was a remarkable fighter before discovering her maiden powers. Now with them, she'd be very difficult to defeat. It would take another maiden to possibly beat her.

"So, what do you plan on doing with the Arc girl?" Qrow asked, taking a swig from his flask. "Should we continue her training or take her out against Salem?"

"Continue for now." Ozpin sipped his coffee. "I suspect her pawns will be making their move during the festival next week. When the time is right, we'll have her on the front lines to repel the invaders and get the Relic of Destruction from under Vacuo."

'Make your move, Salem. You're not going to win.'

A/N: Plot? What is that? Especially in this heretical filth? The idea of corrupting Salem was originally pitched by I think a reviewer some time back. I can't remember. But kudos to you for suggesting it.

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