Me on the last day of school and having an hour off and hearing music aka last Christmas : zzzzzzz OH MOUNTAINSHINE REVIEWED I'D BETTER WORK
Replies:
Mountainshine: Does there seem to be class today? No. No, there isn't. Where do my books go when there's no class? At home! LoGiC! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DappledleafTheBootiful: I have no idea. Basically most of the songs people like I hate, so…. (I was actually talking about the song playing in the background and everyone else was singing along. The flowers are the popular kids XD)
I don't HAVE pets. I had pets. Turtles. When I was eight. Chocolate and Marshmallow because I liked food and one was dark and the other light. (But the light one's shell darkened. OOOOF.) They fought a lot and one (I think Chocolate) got half- blinded (or maybe he was always blind but I doubt that.) and then the half-blind one couldn't find food and starved. D: And then the other one died anyways. :(
RobinLudgate: YAY WIFI! I'll be on a trip tomorrow too. I'm very tired of it. Aaaaaand banana popcorn may NOT be a real thing. But bacon-candycanes? Ewwwwwwwww! Answer: Um, if you mean Warriors book, Crowfeather's Trial. If not, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.
Anyways, I still can't think of any content, so enjoy these 1000 words of Warriors-related-randomness!
Chapter Twenty-Seven: More memes
thunderclan med cats: (created by me and mountainshine :D)
SASSY:
Yellowfang
Jayfeather
Goosefeather
Cinderpelt
NICE:
Leafpool!
Spottedleaf
Alderheart (mousefur: *farts*)
Featherwhisker
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Stereotypes in Warriors
Kits:
Y I CAN'T GO OUT?
(at 4 am) I wanna play clan leader/badger-killing/WINDCLAN IS ATTACKING/mossball! (the enemy is usually an unsuspecting elder)
I'll be the best warrior ever in all the clans!
Apprentices:
I WANNA BE A WARRIOR NOW! NOW! NOWWWWWW! I WANNA FIGHT!
We all playfight and have the mentality of 7-year-old Twolegs!
annoying obnoxious know-it-alls (esp. arc 2)
Warriors:
dawn patrol, hunt, eat, train apprentices, eat again, patrol, sleep, repeat.
BACKGROUNDIES
Med. cats:
FORBIDDEN LOVE OK I AM DONE
Elders:
IVYPAW WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS WET BEDDING!?
And then the leader of TigerClan pounced on the snake and yelled… "DIE SNAKE DIE!"
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When the teacher says "bring a book for silent reading"
YET FANFICTION IS NOT ALLOWED
me: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
did that even show up?
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me in assembly: zzzzzz
assembly: ...second birth!
me: *instantly awake* CINDERPELT
also me in assembly: *thinking about random warriors stuff AND NOT ASSEMBLY*
me on my chinese notebook: *warriors warriors warriors oh 活的一課 and oh 岳飛 WARRIORS WARRIORS MEMES I LOVE LEAFPOOL*
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HOW I GET INSPIRATION
me reading "cookiestar's accidentally saying yes to a stranger": *sees the fresh kill PIE*
me: oh woooooooooow that would be fun to write about!
two weeks later: aha I have a plot line
two more weeks later: *writes*
weird stuff:
Aspen x Ash was never planned. Nothing was ever planned, but that surprised even me. I had zero idea they would fall in love.
I keep forgetting about A LOT OF STUFF.
Case in point: DEWLIGHT MY CUTE SECOND OC WAS APPARENTLY MEANT TO LIKE ASPENFOOT OH SHOOT (this was my literal brain one day)
One day, I was so literally bored and tired that I threw fire into the mix and now look what happened!
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Ashfur looked at his mouse in dismay.
"This is so disgusting! JUST LOOKING AT THIS PIECE OF FOXDUNG MAKES ME GET CUT OPEN AND THEN I BLEED ON THE ROCKS BECAUSE OH MY STARCLAN THIS IS WORSE THAN ALM MY EXES LIKE SQUIRRELFLIGHT!"
From behind a tree, Ivystorm thought, "How did he know there was a razor blade in it?"
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the day I got crowfeather as my secret santa master
me: THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNNNNN. *ribs hands together*
the next day…
crowfeather: *looks at paper that says "DO NOT RUN! TAKE YOUR TIME OR YOU'LL GET HURT."* is this some sick joke?!
(real story: i put that paper into my runner friend's locker.)
My phone battery is at 22% and I am sad. I am also going on holiday till the 27th! Updates will be lessened. Self control is almost done but the ending is… *looks at ending* …
BAI GUYS LOL CYA