WWE Corporate Ministry Theme

Duncan Jonathan enters in the ring under the cheers of the crowd. He walks happily on the ramp and taps on fans' hand while passing. Then he enters in the ring and takes the microphone the timekeeper gives him.

" Welcome Massachusetts ! " He begins.

Instantly,the citizens in the arena cry him welcome.

" Glad to be with you in this ring. Glad to be here for a new show of a new federation. Ah ! Isn't this perfect ?! Anyway,I am here not because I have good news. But for the other way. I have something to tell you. As you must know,last Sunday,Dan McMillan let's say stole the North American title. "

BOOOOOOOOOOO

" Yeah I know. That's a shame. So that night,I promised I would arrange that. Well I thought that,to arrange the problem,you'll have to face it. So,all I'm asking now,Danny,is that you come here and act like a responsible man. " Then he stops talking,waiting for the concerned man.

His music plays and suddenly,we hear some fans cry louder than expected : indeed,Dan McMillan was among them. And he carries the BWF North American title on his right shoulder. He walks peacefully into the crowd,then climbs over the barricade,enters inside the ring and faces the GM. He has a microphone. He starts talking : " Did you call me ?! "

" Dan,last time we talked,I told you to slow it down,to not go too far. Unfortunately,Sunday,you actually stole the title ! Without having your match ! So please,be reasonable,gimme the title and I promise,you'll have a fair title shot. "

Dan acts as if he was thinking. Then he became serious and says : " Actually… You're right. I didn't do the right decision. I attacked my opponent cowardly and stole the championship like a coward. Then I kept it home with me. I shouldn't have done that. I know. So I regret. I regret deeply. To earn your forgiveness,I will put the title on your feet. I don't even deserve to be at the equal size as you. I'm bring myself down and do as you say. " Then he goes to put the title.

" Don't worry,at Cashing In,instead of going for the MITB Ladder Match,you'll have a title shot against Willy Jones. "

Then Dan gently puts the title in front of Duncan's feet. Then stands back. Jonathan kneels,picks up the championship and gets back up. He tells Dan. " You just made the right decision. You… "

Dan McMillan kicks him between the legs. The crowd wakes up and cries : OHHHHHHH !

Jonathan falls on his face,holding his fired up balls. McMillan kneels to talk to the General Manager and finally responds : " All I just said earlier was bullshit. I don't respect you. At least I'll let you the title. But listen carefully : at Cashing In,I will beat Willy,I will gain again the title and I will keep it with me for a LOOOOONG LOOOOOOONG time ! "

He throws then the object on Duncan's head before to return calmly outside. The GM stays down on the mat,with his injured testicules.


Some minutes later…

Duncan walks backstage,still traumatized by the kick. Then Willy comes to his encounter.

Are you okay,boss ?!

Yeah,yeah ! That's not a big deal.

That asshole ! I'll kill him Sunday.

Calm down. Let him go for now. You'll have your chance Sunday. Just return to the locker room please.

Alright. Oh and don't think I'm worried about you. I just want the title,that's all. Then he leaves.