New Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 2: The Illinois Runaround!
Part 6: Not So Bright Lights!
Yeah, this is actually an extra chapter to just make sure that the previous chapter releases before November goes without an NSRR chapter!
Either way, there's going to be a lot within this chapter considering who's writing it and who's going to be finishing in it!
With 18 teams finishing themselves in this part of the leg in the race, they're ready to get themselves to the end of this chapter without that many issues!
Also, I don't own any of the characters that are in this story, as they're all owned by their respective owners, including Disney, Nickelodeon, Time Warner, Nintendo, Sega, Capcom and many other companies and creators that have had their hands in creating these characters!
I'm ready to make this fan fiction ''remake'' the best it can be, so ACTUALLY send a review my way to see what I can improve!
The race was back on the screen, ready to get some more viewers confused with who's who in this 128-duo race with 256 contestants.
"Welcome back to the Super Ridonculous Race, where the name really does fit this super ridonculous race practically everything-wise!"
Don was definitely right about that one, as the main host was just happy to get some more drama out of the massive amount of contestants...and there just happened to be a mountain's worth of drama.
Mostly because of Trevor. Again.
"You've got to be kidding me, some fuckin' asshole beat me?" Trevor asked.
"Are you just joking?" K' replied. "That's just what happens."
"Yeah, that's a problem."
"But it's not my problem to solve."
"Yeah, uh, no shit. Then I'm just going to wait and deal with it."
Needless to say, Trevor was mad, Sho was just struggling to not laugh and K' still didn't care about a balding man's feelings.
With several teams ready to make the baseball plays that no-one wanted to make, as K' and Trevor were not the only ones that making some baseball moves.
Sly Cooper was on the field, ready to show himself off with an epic showdown between him, a baseball, several fielders and two very rowdy baseball players that may or may not be good at baseball.
"Yeah, here comes the Cooper factor." Sly just said.
"Be careful, Ringtail. These players clearly have a unusual strategy in mind." Carmelita noticed the players.
"...Carmelita, you're acting like you don't know I have a plan." Sly whispered to himself, ready to bat.
With the cop and robber were more than determined to make a point, others were just here to get out of the challenge.
"Dude, that raccoon thief has no idea what he's getting into. I can tell because I'm very good at looking at things!" Hayner proclaimed next to Carmelita. "You know what I mean?"
"You mean observation?"
"Good, because I didn't know."
"You're dumber than I thought."
Roxas wasn't the only one that was about to bring good batting, as Sho's technique and Conker was looking towards the future.
"Wow, that's going to be some kind of technical if he can nail it...which he can't!" Conker shouted.
"Yeah, but he's stupid and not gay!" Roxas exclaimed without reason.
"Say that again, because it's dumb."
"You're dumber!"
Sly was getting himself into some pretty good places, as the raccoon was more than ready to take the confessionals and the baseball players simulteanously.
*Sly's confessional*
The raccoon was just acting like this was secret.
"If there's anything that I want to tell you is that, I'm the best at what I do for a reason and Carmelita's going to go along with whatever I've got and trust me, it's going to be pretty cool." Sly revealed.
"Look, can ya stop talking or something?" Trevor asked rudely. "Just don't talk anymore."
*Confessional cut*
Digby finally managed to take one for the team, as he was just excited to make the run with Nick, who actually got hit in the ear with a ball.
"Whoa, are you okay?!"
"Definitely not." Nick replied.
"Geez, I can't believe that someone would do that intentionally."
"Probably was an accident."
"I don't know what they deserve, but they deserve it somehow!"
"It. Was. An. Accident, okay?"
The two batters were actually off as Roxas was attempting to bring the bat back into the battle, especially considering that there was still a whole lot of team work happening.
"Sora would've loved this...no, what am I saying! I like this!" Roxas shouted.
"Geez, no one cares about your friend." Chris Griffin replied, throwing off the shot. "Hahaha, you got a strike!"
"You made me get a strike!"
"Yeah, says you, you perv."
Roxas was just more than confused at why Chris called him a perv and used to get himself a pretty good swing in the baseball field, at least getting into the first base and Sly made it all of the way.
"What the hell, Chris!" Meg yelled.
Chris swung for the fence and managed to...get into first base, as he didn't do that without almost losing himself. But he did managed to pave the way for Dedede and Hugo, who were in one heck of a home run.
"Alright, it's Triple D time! You're gonna get it!"
"And I'm here to finish the job! I mean."
"Jesus, you're a giant!"
"Sorry, but you can't say that. Jesus is pretty cool."
With Roxas setting things up, Dedede and Hugo were just able to wreck the field, mostly thanks to their absurd strength and Dedede was the first one up to bat.
"I ain't gonna apologise for winnin', though."
Dedede hit the baseball into right field, but he hit it very hard with a smile that knew that this was an easy home run.
Unsurprisingly, it got close to not being one, but it was a home run and Chris, Roxas, Dedede were making their way through the challenge with a quick celebration.
"Nice job." Chris sarcasitcally said.
Tom wasn't scared of the challenge, but more scared of the man behind him, as he barely swung and got to first base only.
Hugo wasn't sweating at all, as the wrestler knew what he was swinging for and he swung as hard as he could...which led the ball to almost hit the lights and actually bounce into a seat.
Tom and Hugo were also out.
*The Fashion Bloggers' confessional*
Tom and Jen were a little scared.
"Geez, they really picked some competitive people! People because even the animals, skeletons and whatever else, like, aren't as crazy as those people!"
"Tom, this cast is scary, awesome and hard-to-remember. They did it!"
"...That's one promise that should've broken."
*Confessional cut*
Ash was just throwing a kissing gesture towards an nearly out Axel, distracting the blonde long enough for him to get out.
"Some people don't know when to quit." Ash said.
"That's the dictionary definiton of a dick move!" Axel protested.
"I mean you're out and I'm in and that matters a lot."
"Come on, you didn't need to do that, though!"
Shen was definitely a little bit irked though he didn't really care that much, as his partner will do what he always does.
"Your loss."
With the ex-cops in a pretty bad position and the feisty fighters definitively living up to their namesake, things were about to get pretty interesting
"As some people attempt to distract their rivals..."
"...others are not on the first challenge and doing their best! Emphasising on doing."
With several teams on the second challenge, there was just a whole lot of time to bring the best of their skills during both challenges, as the dance was back on once again.
"you're gonna do it, bro. just make some moves and shake your bones." Sans was there.
"SANS, WHY!" Papyrus was also there.
"He just wanted to shake your bones, what's wrong?" Sami asked.
"HELLO, IT'S A WEIRD EXPRESSION!"
"Wait, it's because you've got no butt, right?"
Papyrus wasn't in such a bad mood anymore.
"YES, THE BUTT IS VERY GOOD! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL EARN A BUTT!"
"Geez, you're...not in a state to actually get a butt."
Sami wasn't in such a great mood anymore, as there was another team that wasn't being acknowledged that was doing a dance.
"Please tell me my ears weren't working properly!" Kim commented after finishing her dance. "What just happened?"
"dunno, but it was a good time." Sans commented
Kim just kinda got rejected thanks to her awkward dance and Ron had an somewhat peverted look on his own face, thanks to the butt comment.
"Wow, you guys are immature."
"I know, right. It's like talking about butts instantly changes a person." Sami naively said.
"To be fair, everybody that happens to...this is a terrible conversation." Kim awkwardly said.
"Geez, finally! How about discussing strategy?"
"The only kind of strategy I've got is trying to find some trustworthy people who wil actually split the money and teaming up to survive."
Ron was just giving some confident eyes, as Max was just getting a little bit impatient about this challenge...thanks to some people messing the situation up.
*The Military Strategists' confessional*
Max and Sami were just both confused at how the conversation turned that way.
"Wow, I can't believe that it was butt season for those players." Max said. "Literally started because some guy that couldn't speak properly."
"The point is I didn't even participate in the conversation. Just wanted to know that Kim has a solid strategy of finding trustworthy people and splitting the money with them."
"Not a chance! This kind of show contains some of the weirdest and wackiest people, animals and whatever teams they could pick around and they're not trustworthy!"
"...Just stop making bold moves, Max." Sami was just displeased.
*Confessional cut*
With several teams were more than happy to make their dance, it was time for that good dance or just in general making a sort of dance.
Sami was just trying to make some combo moves, as Kim was watching this very awkward dance, as these red-heads were attempting to make it through.
"Wow, that's not very dance-like." Kim noted.
"I'm trying and so far, you're not that great."
"Yeah, I get it. Doesn't mean yours isn't terrible."
"Still trying, though." Sami kept herself calm and cool.
Sami didn't get a tip for her questionable dancing and Kim went once again to make the dance pretty good and...thanks to some great cheerleading skills.
With the actually pretty good cheer moves and the most awkward smile in the dance studio, Kim managed to get a tip.
"WOO, GO, HUMAN!" Papyrus cheered on Kim.
"Thanks, skeleton man? Isn't Halloween in-" Ron just poked in between the bones and felt the air. "-Oh, you're dead."
"yeah, dude, we're making no bones about it. we're all bone."
"SANS!"
"I don't mind you two being dead and all, but his puns are A plus."
"Not really, it's just kinda obvious." Kim just said.
The two teen agents were the team that was leaving, the skeleton brothers and the military strategists were genuinely competing for each other and some other teams were arriving soon.
But, those two were not going out weak at all, especially considering that the competition was working full time.
Soon enough, Sami and Papyrus were finished with the challenge for their teams and they were ready to run out without considering another team that was in the fray.
"Yo, son, you did it." Karim was just pretty much taking it slow.
"Yeah, but my stomach's hurting, dad. At least, I won't be out."
The black father and son team were still way ahead of the other two.
"Man, where did everybody go? I thought this was-"
The skeleton brothers and the military strategists were in the distance coming in with the strong game faces that they could muster up...Sans not being able to muster up one.
The black father and son team were not the fastest team, furthered by his son eating a lot of things, but they were about to be ahead.
Sans wasn't that fast of a runner and Papyrus wasn't scared of the leaderboard.
"Cornelius and his...dad, Karim, you're in 61st!"
Cornelius was just breathing pretty calmly, as his father was relieved at the quick finish.
"Sami and Max, you're in 62nd!"
They both shared a very serious face.
"Sans and Papyrus, you're in 63rd!"
Sans was just shrugging with a honest smile, while Papyrus was just raising his hands up to the sky.
Several other teams were more than determined to break through the wide open space that Dedede, Hugo and Sly made it through the basebabll challenge.
Those several other teams, being numbered at ten duos that wanted some decent challenges and were probably about to get their wish.
"We're way ahead and not sucking!" Roxas proclaimed. "That won't that long if you don't-"
"Yeah, yeah, I know! Just let me do it!"
Hayner had a certain smirk to him, that made certain teams regret their choice.
The other teams were not as confident, besides Sly, of course.
"Don't be surprised if I start stealing the best position." Sly commented.
"You can go ahead and try it." Carmelita didn't like that comment.
Despite more than happy to make their chance worth it, Tom and Jen were a little nervous about hitting the Don Box, as they were actually ahead of them and they hit it.
"Nice, a challenge that was made for me!"
"I-I knew that, Jen." Tom said. "You'll deep dance."
"I still dunno what a deep dance is."
"Sounds simple and not heavy." Carmelita just added.
"I like dancing." Judy said. "And not eating meat."
"Yeah, that's understandable." Isabelle remarked. "I also like dancing!"
With Isabelle, Carmelita, Judy and Jen doing their dance and with Chris, Dedede, Hayner and Poison taking up the pizza challenge, the choices were actually made.
And Shen also arrived with some breathlessness, as Ash was just cracking his own knuckles.
"Damn, these pizzas better be good." Shen was just cracking his knuckles. "Come on, I know what a pizzeria is."
"To be fair, you wouldn't know consider that...I've got problems." Ash replied. "Time problems."
"Please, everyone forgot you existing, not that big of a deal."
"...That's one hell of a statement."
With that said, Hayner was just getting into right into the state of things, as there was five more pizza eaters that were making things pretty simple for everyone.
"Wow, you're really thick in...places." Dedede said. "Poison, lemme introduce myself."
"Excuse me, you're literally a dough ball penguin. You're cute, but not exactly relationship material." Poison replied.
"I'm definitely more than cute."
"You're also fat."
Dedede was ready to make his dating moves more important, as Poison was just plain scooting away to avoid some great advice.
"Well, excuse me, I'm just trying to prove something to someone."
"Tell that someone that they must have some balls!"
King Dedede wasn't about to take this lying down, as K. Rool was just getting into the mood of giving some criticism and these two were the not the only ones having a talk.
"Yeah, it's Hayner time! Haters gonna hate!" Hayner shouted, as the blonde haired kid wasn't about to go down easily.
"Trust me, the haters would want you to do that." Roxas grumbled.
"Geez, what's got in this downer mood?"
"Isa being...Isa, I guess."
"The guy's a bit lame for sure, though he's probably got good reasons-"
"Ayo, my sister is going to be here and she's eating pizza!"
Chris completely threw off the conversations of the people that were actually around him, as the other teams were just looking at him like an disappointed father would look at his son.
"Why did you do that, Chris?"
"Shut up, Meg."
"I don't even know what happened, but you suck." Hugo made a snide comment.
"Geez, the dude can't even lie properly." Poison made a smug remark.
*The Feuding Siblings' confessional*
Chris was just plain surprised and Meg wasn't very surprise.
"Seriously, Chris, it's like you just wanted to shout because you wanted to shout. That isn't even that infrequent." Meg said. "This is going to be one wild ride."
"Hey, I just wanted to say that you were cool. Sorry if it's too loud!" Chris finished. "Meg, you're lame, but also pretty alright."
"Er, thanks?"
*Confessional cut*
With some fast eaters aside, the dancers were more than happy to make their moves count and make their moves some of them did...to an extent.
It was a messy time, as there was a whole lot of teams that were not doing that great and some dancers were more than determined to make it.
"Wow, that's a very forced pun." Carmelita remarked. "But it is sometimes necessary to...I don't think it's necessary."
"Maybe he's trying to do a word thing." Judy said. "I mean, he did it with the last Either-Or challenge."
"Yeah, but that was different."
"Not really that different in the grand scheme of the race."
"But we're dancing right now and right now, it's our stage!"
Jen's comment basically came from nowhere and made the conversation a lot more awkward.
"That's not even-never mind, you never knew what you were talking about anyways." Carmelita said.
"Geez, let the lady speak her mind." Sly added.
The fashion bloggers were the first team to make their dance count and their job wasn't really that hard...in a technical sense, but the other part was actually pretty hard.
As demonstrated by Jen, who was just trying to bring some good old ballerina moves into the challenges, but her high heels made this techniques look sloppy and she nearly fell down at one point, making her not get a tip.
"Wow, that's not that bad, I thought you looked good out there."
"I know, Tom. Just these shoes aren't made for dancing and they're still in vogue means something."
"I didn't even know they were in vogue."
Isabelle was a little bit nervous about the dance, not exactly being used to being judged and she just whispered confident phrases back to herself.
"Sister, are you okay?"
"Digby, I'm fine!"
Digby just wiped the sweat off his own brows, as the cream-coloured shih tzu was just about to show them what she has got.
Isabelle was definitely trying her best, moving around like she wanted to do some dancing and dance she did, throwing some cool coreography in to help herself win, spinning, keeping her hands moving and just generally being her happy self.
At the end, she was just breathing from all of the dancing.
"Thank you...for letting...me to...do this."
The dance instructors were just all giving a cute dog doing very human things a tip, as she was just doing her victory dance.
"You go, Isabelle!" Judy excitedly said. "You go and get bells? I'm guessing that's money."
"Yes, it's money." Digby commented. "Let's go, Isabelle! There's something to be done."
With the assistants were actually done for the leg, the other teams were playing some decent catch-up and with Carmelita was making her moves smooth and simple, trying to make the flamenco good enough to get the tip.
Judy and Carmelita were not exactly the worst about their dancing, but they weren't getting a tip after their second turn.
But Jen managed to dance cleanly on her heels like it wasn't a big deal and her moves were decent enough to at least get her a tip.
"Thanks! These shoes did cost a lot, though." Jen added.
"Doesn't mean you can buy cheap ones." Nick threw some in legit advice.
"They're probably not that trendy!"
"I don't know how to help ya then!"
The fashion bloggers were more than happy to make their leave to the Chill Zone.
*The Police Officers' confessional*
These two were just chilling together.
"I don't know why she asked us and I also don't know why you answered. To be fair, we're just trying to dance." Judy awkwardly said.
"In case you didn't know we're not exactly fashion people. But we're definitely keeping up the law, sweetcheeks."
Nick just started to get a little bit too playful with his colleague...smoothly.
"...Can you not, please?"
*Confessional cut*
Two more teams landed in the Chill Zone, as the team count was still piling up.
These two dogs were just giving the peace sign to the camera, standing side-to-side to each other, complete with some honest smiles.
"Isabelle and Digby, you're in 64th!"
The fashion bloggers were also doing nearly the same pose, though they were pouting and also looking at the two helpful siblings...for a very apparent reason.
"Tom and Jen, you're in 65th!"
With these two through, the competition could only get worse from here...
Fortunately, that was very wrong, as the teams that were actually down there were more than fired than ever and that included some of the rudest teams in the competition.
"Heheheh, I wonder who's hitting first base." Beavis didn't exactly have sincere intentions. "Yeah, let's do it."
Lori was just giving the angriest glare she could.
"If you came to ask that, maybe it's not better to ask at all."
"Come on, let's do it."
"...Where?" Lori angrily asked. "No, seriously, where?"
"Right now."
"Hehehe, yeah. That's cool." Butthead...butted in.
"I'm going somewhere else."
The sisters were just cringing at the utter lack of respect and tact of the lazy guys and it wasn't like flirting wasn't that uncommon, but it just sucked so much with these two.
Other than that, some more duos were attempting to get on through and attempt was definitely the word of the challenge, as Conker found it out through some brute force.
"Geez, some challenge this is. It's like it's rigged-"
As Conker finished saying that, Samurai Jack and Bob both passed and the latter had a thing to say to Conker, the squirrel with an ego.
"The game isn't rigged at all, so just deal with it."
"I ain't playing your games, for I'm here for that flight."
While that was happening, there was a team that needed to get out of there pretty quickly and the guy who was swinging was known for being relatively quick.
"Alright, partner, just run back to home base."
"Partner, I know what a home base is and I know how to run." K' quipped angrily.
"Yeah, you know how to do it."
With that said, things weren't going to be that simple in this stadium of steely baseball players and roughened up contestants and some of them were not about to lose.
"Karamatsu-san, I'm going to make it this time." Jyushimatsu declared with a baseball bat and weird eyes.
"Come on, brother!" Karamatsu shouted. "Yeah, he's a pretty good brother and a pretty cool guy!"
"Is he really?" Lapis said.
It was just a cool conversation of the blue people, as Jyushimatsu was more than determined to bring some of the hardest swings.
"Yeah, he really does love baseball, honey."
"Cool, because I'd like to learn some more about this baseball."
"Eheheheh, you know what's up."
"...No, I don't know what's up." Lapis awkwardly said.
"Come on, baby! You like some water."
"Just stop doing whatever you're doing, please."
"Yeah-"
Jyushimatsu hit the ball hard enough for it to actually make its own sound for the two blue contestants and Lapis suddenly noticed the different shirt.
"At least, you changed your shirt."
"Yeah, it's for the Karamatsu girls!"
Jyushimatsu was just making him girl repellent at this point, as the Gem was jjust struggling to not cringe and throw a ball of water at him.
"Alright, I'll just go and support my friend and...not deal with this."
With that being said, there was a whole lot of racing happening, as Jyushimatsu and Conker were not the only ones that made it through the baseball challenge.
Heck, K' practically aced it, but he couldn't really care less abnout it.
"Nice challenge." K' commented...almost sarcastically.
Banjo was also up to swing once again.
"Hey, I've got something like this at home!"
Kazooie was very much at home insulting people and attempting to sit.
"Geez, dude, they made a talking turkey. That's pretty cool." Beat remarked to Kazooie directly.
"You look like more of a turkey than me, you graffiti man."
"I don't even know what I did to you, but you've got a problem."
"Yeah, everyone that I've beaten tells me that."
"Cool, then I'll beat you!"
The bird was just seeing that Banjo also did a harsh home-run, as the ball was just going low and yet went the distance necessary to make it and this time, Kazooie just watched the ball fly low in the air.
"I swear it kinda looks like you can't see without those giant glasses and...you still can't see."
"Yeah, you're going to get it!" Rhyth shouted.
*The Skaters' confessional*
Beat and Rhyth weren't exactly confused about what they were going to do.
"Actually, I think it's some kind of weird ostrich thing, but I ain't gonna cook it. He's just really annoying." Rhyth stated.
"Yeah, but he's messing with us and he know that there's going to be a problem."
*Confessional cut*
With several new teams joining the second pair of challenges, some of them being total troublemakers for the rest of the race, it was time for more teams to make their choices.
"Dude, you can't go wrong with a good pizza."
Bob pretty much set the tone for the challengers, as aside from him choosing the dance challenge, the rest of the teams chose the deep dish...besides another team.
"But I'm not a pizza man right now."
"The heck kind of sense does that make?" Mortimer asked. "I'm just asking."
"Does it have to?"
"No, but it doesn't mean it's not dumb."
K' wasn't even remotely bothered by those words, as there was still a whole lot of teams making it through the challenge and the dumb situations piled up.
"I don't know how it would work, but I do like a challenge." Maxima stated. "Let's dance, partner."
"No thanks."
Despite the fact that there was at least 20 or so teams in the second challenge, none of them were actually worried about losing their seats on the second flight despite there being not that many spots.
With four additional teams that were on their way to do their challenge, especially since the factor of more teams coming in was a lot stronger...mostly thanks to the baseball players being worn down.
"Sweet, it's just getting easier." Nostalgia Critic said. "Because we're not the best."
"We're just getting kinda tired, but come on." Beat wasn't impressed by the diss.
"Wasn't even talking about you, but since you asked-"
"Ooh, you're kinda risking it."
With the skaters and the angry critics agreeing on something, the rest of the teams that were more than lilkely disagreeing on how to get to the end of the leg.
Including in the simpler sub-challenge of the second Either-Or debacle, as pineapple pizza was an option.
"Penguin man, you've got some sort of problem that I can't help you with. Talk to someone who cares." Ash replied with his usual smug smile.
"Listen I've got several scissors that you could to not have that haircut. I'm enjoying this pizza and you definitely care, blondie."
"I don't even know you."
"Yeah, I don't know you too!"
Shen was just taking some time to look at the reluctant partners, who were actually doing pretty good eating-wise.
"Holy guacamole, it's over you fool!" Mortimer shouted to the whole restaurant. "By the way, you two both look terrible."
Ash and Dedede felt insulted, as this tall, thin and lanky mouse that was just wearing an orange suit jacket for no reason was just trashing their looks.
"If you wanna not lose, I'd suggest you get eating." Pete said, as the big black cat wasn't ready to luck out yet.
"Yeah, wait, blonde manly guy's eating!" Mortimer shouted
"Dang it, I thought it was the blonde girly guy."
"Eh, whatever, we're still ahead."
Shen wasn't even acknowledging the vain conversation, as he was just trying to do some very questionable hand gestures and Ash just did all of the talking.
Dedede was just trying to do the pizza equivalent of putting his foot down on the accelerator...and considering that he actually could eat very fast, it normally wouldn't be a problem.
Shen didn't pick a spicy pizza and his mouth wasn't on fire.
"Wow, this one's real spicy and you know, I'm gonna consider this pizzas as my adversary."
"Triple D, it's a pizza, my guy. We're losing to some blonde dude with no fat and no guts."
"Yeah, if he had any guts he'd fight us!"
"Uh, yeah!"
Shen just got up with an empty plate, as Ash still retained the same smug face, ready to hit the Chill Zone and the dirty blonde guy with an open shirt and knuckles to crack was there...ready to fight.
"Seriously, I've been itching for a fight since this race started. Damn!"
Dedede was just ready to throw his hammer, as K. Rool was just sitting there with an confused look.
"I heard you wanted to lose." Dedede said, coughing to get rid of the pizza's heat. "If you wanna swing, then swing."
"As much as beating your big ass would help, I got a race to finish. Thanks to this fool."
Though the fiesty fighters were out the challenge, the cocky kings weren't actually too far behind in the pizza eating department, despite Dedede's breath being hot.
"Argh, just get eating!" K. Rool shouted, as Dedede was just getting on it. "Ignore the heat, the pizza's made out of it."
"Honestly, I don't know why you people eat pizzas that spicy." Poison commented on the situation. "Hugo, you've got anything to say?"
"There's only Hayner and the fat guy left. You crush them."
"If I didn't, I'd get penalised, so just forget it."
In another location, there was a fox working for Interpol, a rabbit working for the ordinary police, a cyborg just taking care of his friends and a really fat guy proving to the world that he was also very fit...somehow.
That was pretty much the state of the race, as Judy was once again, up next to bring some good dancing...even her dances were decent at best and she was up to improve it.
"Fourth time's the charm, Nick."
"Doesn't even feel like that much time has gone by, sweet cheeks."
"It's actually been eleven minutes, so he isn't wrong." Carmelita said, as Nick just gave a...weird look. "I'll have to talk to your superiors if you keep on with that look."
"Sorry, just checking the times."
With that being said, Judy attempted to do the best spins and twirls that she could bring and emphasis was on could, as she did her best attempt by far.
It was still an attempt, as she fell once since she only had one foot on the ground, but didn't fall again and she got the tip.
"It took twelve minutes but I did it!"
With that saga partially over, two teams were far enough ahead to not intercepted by the police officer animals and they were very not mad.
"Pete & Mortimer, you're both in 66th place!"
The cat and the mouse were a little bit more confused than usual, but they had two very confident looks.
"Ash & Shen, you're both in 67th place!"
The two fighters were having some good grins, as the former was more self-satisfied and the latter's was one more self-assured.
The cocky kings were definitely farther from the Chill Zone and also slower than most of the competition that harboured in this race's planes.
As that was said, there was two police officer animals that were just on their way to the Chill Zone that really ran past them.
"Nick, I think we've made them mad!"
"Yeah, but they're angry because we're ahead of them."
"How you would know that. I don't really know how to resolve it, but chief did say to be a peacekeeper sometimes."
"Honestly-"
"Hey, shadap! We don't need no peace, we can beat you up whenever and wherever you want!" K. Rool didn't care about the police officer animals' welfare at all. "We can do it right now, we can do it at the finals, we can do it later!"
"Uh, cool, we just lost against them." Dedede said.
"Judy & Nick, you're both in 68th!"
The rabbit and the fox were giving each other some wholesome smiles, as the police officers were just a little confused.
*Nick's confessional*
Nick wasn't really that intimidated by K. Rool...more concerned if any feeling was there.
"What's with that guy and why did he go on some rant about fighting? Not even the blonde guy who was begging for a fight did that. Yeah, it's one of those days...except it's a crazy month."
*Confessional cut*
"King K. Rool & Dedede, you're both in 69th!"
They both did a pretty suggestive grin towards the camera and the audience retrospectively, as the host was just not that surprised.
"Why does everyone want a fight?" Don honestly asked, as the host had bigger problems to deal with.
With several others entering the second challenge, things were actually a lot tighter in this lower-level competition thanks to the special edition that clearly hadn't been though out too well.
Banjo was also doing some techniques that weren't well thought out and Kazooie was also running with Banjo towards the second challenge.
"To be fair, it's not the dumbest thing that's happened this competition." Kazooie got her breath.
"Cool, I really like walking to places."
"Come on, Banjo, don't get super tired on me."
"Alright, I won't!"
With the bear and bird duo on the right track, the second challenge still had some leftovers in the game.
In the pizza challenge, Hayner, Karamatsu, Chris, Poison and Johnny Bravo were trying to eat their way to the end of the leg and this time, things were about to get more complicated.
"Johnny, keep yourself in the zen zone. For long as we're paired together, seeing what really matters is the most important thing." Samurai Jack just gave some legit advice.
"Hey, Jack, wonder if I can snatch her up."
"If you attempt to, it may be a mistake."
"Some guy said to seize the day and I am going to seize her!"
"Stay here."
Johnny Bravo basically strutted over to Poison, ignoring his partner's advice and Hugo's odd groan and he did the classic arm around someone pose.
"Don't you have somewhere else to be at?" Poison said to the hopeless romantic.
"Yeah, but I just came here for you. I know it looks like you're my type."
"Am I really? You don't even know me."
"I'm looking all over ya and I've got the eye to see your beauty, hot stuff."
"Alright, so why you don't get down on your knees!"
While that great interaction was happening, Hayner was just trying to cringe and swallow a slice of pizza...which was proving to be pretty hard, as he just spat it back out and Roxas just saw it with a disgusted look.
"Why did I do that?"
"You don't need to ask me!"
These two were looking disgusted, as the flirting was not hitting its mark very much at all and someone was actually going to get whipped.
"Ow...hey, babe, what was that for?" Johnny Bravo asked angrily, still standing up.
"If you're going to be that desperate, you might as well get hit." Poison then ate some of her last slice. "You're not even that manly."
"Yeah, I'll convince you later!"
"Get lost!"
With the samurai thoroughly disappointed and Johnny Bravo angry that his less profound flirting that didn't work and Roxas and Hayner working overtime to make it through...there was certainly a lot of pizzas being eaten.
*The Lonely Warriors' confessional*
Jack was just sighing deeply, as Johnny Bravo just sat down with some serious bravado.
"Listen here, buddy, I don't know what you're telling me to do, but I was focusing on what matters and what matters is getting the ladies." Johnny flexed his arms.
"I was obviously talking about the competition and I'm very aware that said woman will attempt to take advantage of you."
"Come on, you barely know me. I'm going to come out on top, because I've got the rockin' body and rock-hard strength and I'll even beat that wrestler guy!"
"Don't promise things you will regret!"
*Confessional cut*
Within the dancing challenge, the agent and the thief did notice that Bob wasn't exactly the most...fit.
"Geez, talk about needing to lose weight. This guy's definitely the opposite of that." Sly commented.
"I doubt that we're going to get through pretty simply, but I don't exactly have the greatest dance moves."
"Hey, it's been seven or eight times, I doubt that we're staying for that much longer."
"Considering every possibility is the definite reason why I know that we're not going through before them."
"As far as I know, he's a fat guy that can fight not dance."
The two fighters from Tekken were listening intently on the conversation, as Julia was actually a little bit more concerned than her partner and Sly quickly caught on.
"Yeah, we've been listening alright and uh, you two are not wrong. Bob, you've got something?" Julia asked.
"Oh yeah, I've got something alright! Seriously, why have you got little faith."
"You're not exactly much of a dancer."
"Compared to my fighting skills, so just watch!"
Bob was just standing with the most confident look, as Maxima was just trying to get a handle on how he was going to attempt this challenge and the blonde guy was ready to prove the cyborg.
Bob already started strong, as he started with a fast spin into a stretched out arm and he pulled it back quite smoothly, before throwing himself into a side spin and...he just did that for a minute.
A minute later, K' and Maxima were more than confident that this fat guy was something else, Julia was plain old shocked and Sly and Carmelita were not that surprised.
"Good job, fatso." K' stated.
"No problem, edgelord."
Bob got his tip and his team was out of there.
"What the hell just happened?"
"An obese man basically trounced me and some fox in a dancing challenge. Still doesn't sound real even when it's a fact."
"Heh, no kidding!"
Considering that the two fighters from Tekken were actually running faster than people that were not running at all, it was no surprise they made it through.
Roxas wasn't actually too far behind on the resturant start, as he was just attempting to carry Hayner in his hands.
"Excuse me, what are my eyes seeing?!" Roxas shouted, as Bob was just running pretty far. "Some big guy running really fast!"
"Yo, Roxas, then let's get moving!" Hayner just jumped off his friend.
The Griffin siblings were more than happy to make it through and unsurprisingly, they were actually slow.
"Meg, why are you so heavy?"
"Chris, why are you asking that?"
"Julia and Bob, you're both in 70th and in the third flight!"
The two veteran fighters from Tekken, wearing two very different styles of clothes, did their win poses with the most serious faces.
"Roxas & Hayner, you're both in 71st!"
Roxas and Hayner just gave the most serious faces towards...
"Meg & Chris, you're both in 72nd!"
...two siblings were a little bit more confused at why they were doing that.
"Are you friends with that cheater?" Chris asked.
"Who would cheat in fighting each other with umbrellas?" Hayner asked.
It was then and there, neither of the teams knew what was going on and the wrestlers were at the very least...not on the fourth flight, as they came a full three minutes after the feuding siblings and the fiery teens.
"Hugo & Poison, you're both in 73rd and taking the third to last seats on the third flight!"
"Typical lame people trying to gain cred for nothing." Poison stated towards the two guys that were doing the pose. "Seriously, we did-"
"We don't need to be kicked out this early!" Hugo shouted.
"Hey, let go, you hunk of junk!"
"And you call me dumb."
"Don't even know what you're talking about...as usual."
Poison just groaned at an idiotic thing, which wasn't even close to being in the first time that happened and very far from the last time she would groan like that.
With a few more teams making it through to be 73rd place, as several teams that were more than happy to follow that up with something good.
While Carmelita may not be an expert in doing a solo waltz, as the technically sexy fox with the long black hair was more of fighter, she did do it to her best ability.
"Tenth time has to be the charm, but the way you do things is...pretty good." Sly remarked with a smirk.
"Come on, Ringtail, we don't exactly have time to waste."
Sly was just mesmerised by his adversary's movements, even ignoring the tip that was just thrown to him and...he easily caught it and these two were well on their way to make it through.
"Sly & Carmelita, you're both in 74th and taking the second-to-last pair of seats!"
These two were both looking seriously...serious, as the raccoon thief actually had a smile and the fox agent had a grimace.
"There's only one more seat on the third flight, as the competition is heating up and eating pizzas!"
With two more teams battling to eat some good stuff, Johnny Bravo and Karamatsu were just keeping their talents hidden as they were eating pretty quickly.
"Hustle hustle, muscle muscle!" Jyushimatsu shouted. "You can beat this American, brother!"
"Got it, brother!"
Despite being two of the six brothers that made up this generation, the fact that the lonely warriors were actually far ahead mattered a lot...as in Johnny's muscular body had no more pizza to eat.
"Geez, that hottie's going to be a rough tough girl. Makes me want to woo her more!"
The casanova and the samurai were off, as the two brothers were a little bit surprised at how far behind they wee.
"Yeah, let's eat it!" Jyushimatsu yelled, as the guy with the yellow jumper actually put some pizza in his mouth. "Come on, brother!"
*The Determined Brothers' confessional*
Karamatsu was just struggling to hold all in the pizza in his mouth, as his brother was just attempting to give a good pep talk.
"Let's go, the Karamatsu girls are definitely cheering for you! You and your choking mouth!" Jyushimatsu yelled. "Yeah!"
Karamatsu actually swallowed the pizza bite.
"Let's take it home!"
"...I was choking, brother!" Karamatsu angrily said.
*Confessional cut*
With the two lonely warriors finally arriving in the Chill Zone and both of them having their fair share of struggles, they were still able to get a result that wasn't terrible.
"Where are we, though?" Johnny Bravo asked.
"Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack, you're both in 75th!"
"And where are we flying on?"
"The third flight!"
Johnny Bravo just did his usual poses, as Samurai Jack actually just kept things simple for the most part with his arms being crossed and his sword being unsheathed.
"I don't think things are going to be simple now." Johnny Bravo remarked. "Boy, this is going to be crazy!"
"With that being said, there's still 25 teams that are going to be on the fourth flight and all 25 spots are open for losers that don't want to be the worst of them!"
With that statement being completely finished, the pizza place was back for the focus, as there was a few more teams that were the very least...able to nail the pizza challenge.
"Congrats, critic of nostalgia things!" Jude exclaimed, as he was in this challenge.
"Nostalgic things and besides I do more than that now."
"Grats on making it through!"
"Hey, thanks. Unfortunately, we've got another challenge to go!"
The mall dudes and the angry critics were not the only new entries that were having an okay time with each other, as the ex-cops were relieved to make it through with the girly best friends.
"Wow, I'd never thought you would have the guts, but guts ain't exactly a muscle only thing!" Blaze complimented.
"I thought that went out of style 20 years ago or something like that, but I could be wrong." Stacy was a little more confused.
Unsurprisingly, the Nostalgia Critic and Jonesy were gunning for the pizzas, while Blaze and Stacy were bringing some good dancing.
*The Ex-Cops' confessional*
Axel and Blaze were looking forward to the odd challenge.
"Heck, you've probably got a few dance moves in this. I doubt you've gone a year without throwing some moves down." Axel had a confident smile. "First try would be pretty cool."
"Let's just say that I'm not exactly the best, but I've got something. Still though, first try's probably just a dream."
*The Girly Best Friends' confessional*
Candace was fired up and Stacy was calmer.
"Stacy, we could at the very least, be on the third flight. I know it's not too crazy of a thing that we could do and we're good at dancing!"
"Candace, calm down, the race is big enough where you can actually lose track. Let's just hope we don't get kicked out before things get really good."
"It's already really good, because Jeremy's behind me."
*Confessional cut*
With Karamatsu, Kazooie and Rodent all battling to eat their pizza in the best ways that they could, things were just getting a little bit complicated.
"What are those guys *urp* actually up to. Just seems like they're choking each other for no *urp* dabg reason." Kazooie said, as the red bird was just eating pizza.
"Uh, yeah, Kazooie. Are you okay?" Banjo asked.
"Of course I'm fine. Two squirrels and two guys with the worst hair cut ain't enough to beat me!"
"I think those bad hair cut guys are beating us."
"Seriously...*urp*...got it!"
With Kazooie aggressively staring towards the determined brothers, they were just more motivated to get out of here with Karamatsu's efforts not being wasted...and they were done, but not out.
"What is up with that look!" Karamatsu yelled, as Kazooie just stared in his soul...eating the hottest pizza without a problem. "Wait, is she a Karamatsu girl?"
He managed to get his last bite swallowed before saying that and all of a sudden, he got a jalapeno in his mouth.
"Oooh hot! Too hot!"
The two brothers were finally on their way to the Chill Zone, pretty quickly, might I add.
"Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu, you're both in 76th and also on the fourth flight! You need something?"
This pair of brothers were a little bit frantic, as one was just naturally jumpy and the other couldn't handle a relatively hot jalapeno.
Since the hard part was already done, these two pairs of animals were just trying to be their fastest selves, as Kazooie was giving the meanest look she could and Rodent tried to match that.
"You can do it, Kazooie! It's not that hot and I don't know what you're looking at, though!" Banjo shouted.
"Bring on the pineapple hate, you're stronger than a fruit that doesn't deserve to be on a pizza!" Conker yelled.
The restaurant couldn't really handle the two animals that were radiating some kind of mean energy...or the new patrons were just confused.
"Why?" The man known as AVGN asked. "Why are video game characters acting like this."
"Because they would, dude."
With Jude saying nothing that interesting, the two animal duos made from the same company were done with their pizzas and ran off with their tips rather angrily.
It probably was a little bit personal with these two, as they were practically running together for 77th place, as Banjo was doing running duties.
Though oddly enough, the bear was running slightly faster and Conker provided weird trickery trying to trip over Banjo and Kazooie...but they were too balanced.
"Hey, that was not very cool. Actually not cool." Banjo was attempting to throw something.
Conker had a bit of a toothy frown, as the orange squirrel and his friend, the grey squirrel were ready to bring the battle.
"That's how war is, someone has to get hurt!" Rodent exclaimed.
Don could see them run pretty slowly, as the two animal villains were ready to bring some weird moves...more of them, but they were way too close to the Chill Zone for it to work at all.
Banjo being slightly faster did matter that much, as he was slightly ahead of the two squirrels.
"Banjo & Kazooie, you're in 77th!"
The bear and bird duo were just giving some odd looks towards the two mischievous squirrels.
"Conker & Rodent, you're both in 78th and on the fourth flight!"
These two squirrels were actually ready to show their innocent smiles without that much of a problem...as Don just shrugged it off and Kazooie gave an death glare.
"This is just getting stupid, Conker."
*Banjo's confessional*
The brown bear was just happy to take this opportunity to bring his thoughts to the surface.
"Sometimes, it's kinda awesome to be Kazooie and sometime it is fine to be kinda alone...which sucks a bit, but I dunno what's with her and that squirrel guy...that bird guy, but she does get angry. I'm fine with that, because she's my...uh, great friend."
*Confessional cut*
"With 78 teams done with the leg and 47 teams very much in the process of getting things done, who's going to round the fourth flight? Find out after the break!"
The two fighters were just giving the most unimpressed faces, as the host was actually a lot closer to the camera than those two were.
To be continued in the seventh part for more technical teams attempting to troubleshoot themselves out of a bad place!
Here's the current leader board for these 78 teams, so far:
On the first flight (this is the first one):
1st: Fry & Bender AKA The Adult Best Friends (Futurama)
2nd: Lightning & Jo AKA The Jock Rivals (TD: Revenge of The Island)
3rd: Jacques & Josee AKA The Ice Dancers (Ridonculous Race)
4th: Kim Kaphwan & Jhun Hoon AKA The Taekwondo Masters (Fatal Fury & King of Fighters)
5th: Terry Bogard & Duck King AKA The Hometown Heroes (Fatal Fury)
6th: Morrigan & Felicia AKA The Monster Girls (Darkstalkers)
7th: Beth & Leshawna AKA The Reality Show Heroes (Total Drama Action)
8th: Heather & Alejandro AKA The Reality Show Villains (Total Drama World Tour)
9th: Austin & Ally AKA The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
10th: Sonic & Knuckles AKA The Fast Friends (Sonic Boom)
11th: MacArthur/Valentina & Sanders AKA The Former Cadets (Ridonculous Race)
12th: Radicles & Enid AKA The Bodega Heroes (OK K.O.)
13th: Dante & Trish AKA The Demon Hunters (Devil May Cry)
14th: Ralf & Clark AKA The Mercenaries (Ikari Warriors/King of Fighters)
15th: Mario & Luigi AKA The Wholesome Brother (Super Mario)
16th: Emma & Xander AKA The Camp Councillors (Bunk'd)
17th: Tails & Zooey AKA The Foxes (Sonic Boom)
18th: Cammy & Juni AKA The Fighting Friends (Street Fighter)
19th: Wario & Waluigi AKA The Competitive Brothers (Super Mario/Wario)
20th: Smee & Captain Hook AKA The Pirates (Peter Pan)
21st: Baki & Jack AKA The Half-Brothers (Grappler Baki)
22nd: Kaio & Dendy AKA The Kid Heroes (OK K.O.)
23rd: Ryo & Yuri AKA The Karate Siblings (Art of Fighting)
24th: Coachman & Stromboli AKA The Old Men (Pinocchio)
25th: Dr. Eggman & Lord Boxman AKA The Scientists (Sonic & OK K.O.)
On the second flight (departing half an hour after the first flight):
26th: Ryu & Ken AKA The Sparring Rivals (Street Fighter)
27th: Ramon & Tizoc AKA The Luchadores (Fatal Fury & King of Fighters)
28th: Shawn & Jasmine AKA The Survivalists (Total Drama)
29th: Batsu & Hinata AKA The High School Fighters (Rival Schools)
30th: Pit & Dark Pit AKA The Angels (Kid Icarus)
31st: Tori & Jade AKA The Stage Rivals (Victorious)
32nd: Ryuji & Yusuke AKA The Contrasting Students (Persona 5)
33rd: Shingo & Benimaru AKA The Japanese Guys (King of Fighters)
34th: Samus & Captain Falcon AKA The Bounty Hunters (Metroid & F-Zero)
35th: Hinako & Kasumi Todoh AKA The Japanese Girls (Art of Fighting & King of Fighters)
36th: Mai & King AKA The Fighting Women (Fatal Fury & Art of Fighting)
37th: Chet & Lorenzo AKA The Stepbrothers (Ridonculous Race)
38th: Frank West & Chuck Greene AKA The Zombie Hunters/Disease Survivors (Dead Rising)
39th: Carly & Spencer AKA The Long-Distance Relatives (iCarly)
40th: Drake & Josh AKA The Ordinary Stepbrothers (Drake & Josh)
41st: Edd & Eddy AKA The Schemers (Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy)
42nd: Kurt & Kitty AKA The Young Mutants (X-Men Evolution)
43rd: Sam & Cat AKA The Babysitters (Sam & Cat)
44th: Fox & Falco AKA The Space Pilots (Star Fox)
45th: Chloe & Sabrina AKA The Loose Friends (Miraculous Ladybug)
46th: Ryuji & Yusuke AKA The Contrasting Students (Persona 5)
47th: Alya & Nino AKA The Supportive Friends (Miraculous Ladybug)
48th: Chris & Claire Redfield AKA The Survivor Siblings (Resident Evil)
49th: Phoenix Wright & Larry Butz AKA The Childhood Friends (Ace Attorney)
On the third flight (departing an hour after the first flight):
50th: Kanji & Chie AKA The Tough Students (Persona 4)
51st: Chris & Claire AKA The Survivin Siblings (Resident Evil)
52nd: Snufkin & Little My AKA The Half-Siblings (Moomin Valley)
53rd: Katie & Sadie AKA The Best Female Friends (Total Drama Island)
54th: Spring Man & Ribbon Girl AKA The Stretchy Fighters (ARMS)
55th: Balrog & Vega AKA The Rough Fighters (Street Fighter)
56th: Casey & April AKA The Heroic Teens (Teenage Mutant Turtles)
57th: Rigby & Mordecai AKA The Groundskeepers (Regular Show)
58th: Hank & Bobby Hill AKA The Texans (King of The Hill)
59th: Joe & Sylvia AKA The Dating Heroes (Viewtiful Joe)
60th: Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable AKA The Teen Agents (KP)
61st: Cornelius & Karim Fillmore AKA The Black Father & Son Team (Fillmore)
62nd: Sami & Max AKA The Military Strategists (Advance Wars)
63rd: Sans & Papyrus AKA The Skeleton Brothers (Undertale)
64th: Isabelle & Digby AKA The Assistants (Animal Crossing)
65th: Thomas & Jennifer AKA The Fashion Bloggers (Ridonculous Race)
66th: Pete & Mortimer AKA The Reluctant Partners (Mickey Mouse)
67th: Ash Crimson & Shen Woo AKA The Feisty Fighters (King of Fighters 2003)
68th: Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde AKA The Police Officers (Zootopia)
69th: King K. Rool & King Dedede AKA The Cocky Kings (Kirby & Donkey Kong)
70th: Julia Chang & Bob Richards AKA The Dedicated Duo (Tekken)
71st: Roxas & Hayner AKA The Fired-Up Teens (Kingdom Hearts)
72nd: Meg & Chris Griffin AKA The Feuding Siblings (Family Guy)
73rd: Hugo & Poison AKA The Wrestler & Promoter (Final Fight)
74th: Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox AKA The Thief & Robber (Sly Cooper)
75th: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack AKA The Lonely Warriors (JB & SJ)
On the fourth flight (departing 1 and a half hours after the first flight and 30 minutes after the third flight):
76th: Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu AKA The Jobless Brothers (Osomatsu-San)
77th: Banjo & Kazooie AKA The Travelling Animals (Banjo-Kazooie)
78th: Conker & Rodent AKA The Squirrels (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
The finishing positions of teams #79 to #125 are going to be revealed in the final two parts, with these three chaotic challenge, two are somewhat optional!