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DappledleafTheBootiful: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
I'm trying to write a successful self control for the third rewrite.
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And trying not to miss my flight.
Merry Christmas, by the way! And sleep well…? I dunno. Do you people have LOST? (Like the escape from a room game.) I've played it and so have four of my best friends. (me and my amazing team of three of those friends: *fails miserably*.
other friend and her team of people: *succeeds*)
Anyways, I still have no idea what to write! So enjoy this insane analysis and headcanon chapter!
(me: in airport)
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Ivystorm putting all her (yes, I am a her) weirdest thoughts together in first person for once aka how she talks IRL
Autocorrect says that WindClan is stupid. Well, not mine. I don't have one. (How on earth do I manage that? I have no idea.) Mountainshine's does. If I did have one, though, it would say "abrasive WindClan" or "annoying WindClan" or "extremely liable to rage WindClan".
Crowfeather would karatechop me. He probably would have the highest level, whatever belt it's called. (Stupid me alert!)
Ivystorm was mauled.
But speaking of him, remember Featherpaw from CFT? She, according to your friendly neighbourhood Warriors fan Kristin Skogrotina (look her/me up, it's my Quora name) is some random reincarnation of Feathertail. (Poor Crowfather.) Oh, and she had a warrior name and mate and kits and all that (according to the wiki. When in doubt, check the wiki.), but NO ONE CARED.
Featherpaw gave Ivystorm a glare. "I'm not some insane dead idot!"
(Wait, Oatclaw was Oatpaw? Like that one? The one I only noticed last month?)
And really, did anyone notice Harestar before he became Harestar?! I didn't. I still don't remember his warrior name. (Harespring? Hareleap? Harejump? Harehop? Hare跳?) But it's not like I remember my RE teacher's name, sooooo… Mountainshine? ANY IDEA?
Harestar: MY NAME WAS HARESPRING! (me after warriors wikiing)
Ivystorm: THEN WHAT'S MY RE TEACHER'S NAME?! I NEED TO EMAIL HER! (truth!) BY THE END OF THE HOLIDAY! *hyperventilates*
Ok, Mountainshine will run if I keep WindClanning, so on to StarClan!
In StarClan, all the kits play clan leader together. Mistkit wants to be a medicine cat. And Grandad Sunstar tells them all stories nightly.
Sunstar: Once upon a time, there were six Clans in the forest…
Ivystorm: Shh, they're not meant to know! This is going to be shown to everyone!
Sunstar: *confused grandad noises*
Ivystorm: *angry Ivystorm noises* STUPID FLIGHT GOT DELAYED AGAIN?! Oh, false alarm.
Oh and...
Mistkit: I want to be a med. cat!
Badgerfang: I want to be the best warrior ever!
Mosskit: I want to be… *drumroll please* AN APPLE!
(cookies to whoever gets the joke…? Mountainshine please get this joke I beg you.)
At 00:25 am…
flight: *changes from gate 31 to 521*
Me: wait wut
Welp, it's 00:38 now and I'm at gate 521! :D (extremely sleep-deprived smile.) Bye, I needa sleep and maybe update now?