Aizawa sighed. "Where the hell are they?"
He was supposed to be on patrol with Huntress and Nightwing, and Red Hood would probably join a well, but they were nowhere in sight.
"I swear if they're late." He muttered.
Suddenly he heard the sound of a car coming closer at high speeds.
Then he saw the Batmobile come into sight.
"Oh no." Eraserhead pinched the bridge of his nose.
The Batmobile stopped in front of him, the top opened up, revealing Toga, Helena and Shinso all sitting inside, with Toga in the driver's seat, Helena in the passenger's seat, and Shinso in the back.
And on top of everything, Helena and Toga were wearing sunglasses. Over their masks.
"Get in loser. We're hunting villains." Helena said in an overly serious tone.
Aizawa breathed in, and out, very slowly. "I don't get paid enough for this. Are you even old enough to drive?"
"Nope. That's why I'm not driving. It's on autopilot." Toga lied. She was fully capable of driving a car by this point, but since no one would buy it if she said she was old enough to drive, she just lied.
"And Batman just lets you use his very expensive car?" Aizawa asked.
"Yeah but he only lets me use one of them at a time." Toga said.
How many of these things does he have? And what does he mean one at a time? Aizawa wondered, before shaking his head.
"Anyway. Patrol those routes. Call me if anything happens." Aizawa glared at Shinso and Helena. "And if you find a villain, do not engage without permission."
"You got it, boss." Helena lied.
"That's not likely to happen," Shinso said honestly.
"See ya!" Toga said, speeding off before Aizawa could say another word.
Aizawa was left in the dust, regretting ever getting out of bed in the morning.
Later a jewelry store
"Nobody move! Or else you will face the wrath of, Condiment King!" Shouted a villain wearing a grey suit, with underwear over his clothes. He was holding two guns that looked ketchup and mustard bottles, and aiming them at the cashier.
Everyone in the building was trying not to laugh at the stupidly dressed man who was using mustard and ketchup as weapons and called himself Condiment King.
"Stop your giggling! Don't you know the danger you are all in!" Condiment King said.
"Oh no! If there happens to be someone here with an allergy! Then were toast!" Said a sarcastic voice.
Everyone looked to see Huntress, Red Hood, and Nightwing standing casually by the door.
"But in all seriousness does anyone here have an allergy to condiments?" Shinso asked.
Everyone shook their heads.
"Then we're fine." Toga said. "Also really. I know people make the underwear joke a lot with heroes and villains, but you are actually wearing underwear."
"I can see his name on it!" Helena laughed. "Nice tighty whities Hazukashi!"
Everyone in the jewelry store started laughing, no longer able to contain themselves.
"Stop it! You what! I am going to relish, your demise! Condiment King Shouted.
Please pull the trigger! Please pull the trigger! Toga begged internally.
Condiment King pulled the trigger, only for the ketchup and mustard to backfire, hitting him instead, covering him in his condiments.
This made everyone laugh even louder.
"H-how?" Condiment King asked.
Little did he know that Toga came in here beforehand, and rigged his guns.
"I would suggest you just give up," Shinso said. "Don't embarrass yourself even more."
Condiment King, now heavily discouraged, hesitantly agreed.
Later
"Well, that was fun." Toga said now back in the Batmobile.
"I don't think I've ever seen a villain that pathetic in my life." Helena laughed.
"Honestly it was a waste of time even engaging him," Shinso said.
"Oh don't be a killjoy!" Helena said. "If someone there had a ketchup or mustard allergy, then there could have been real trouble."
"You know laughing at that guy made me hungry." Toga said. "Anyone else wants to get something to eat?"
"Yeah, I'm craving some trashy fast food," Helena said.
"I want coffee," Shinso said.
"Let me guess, black coffee." Toga said.
"No. No one drinks black coffee. Those who do are just trying too hard to look cool." Shinso responded.
"Ground Zero drink black coffee." Toga said.
"Exactly." Was Shinso's response.
Toga laughed. "Fair. Anyway, what trashy fast food do you want?"
"I'm up for Mc. Ronald's" Helena said.
"Neat! Mc. Ronald's it is!" Toga said.
One trip to Mc. Ronald's later
"You know, I know Batman said you could use the Batmobile, but I don't think he would appreciate us using it to go to Mc. Ronald's." Shinso said before taking a sip of his coffee.
"You weren't complaining before you got your coffee," Helena said eating a burger. "Besides. If Bats didn't want us to get fast food, then he would have told us not to get fast food."
"Yeah, because I'm not going to not get fast food in the Batmobile!" Toga said popping nugget soaked in blood into her mouth. "Did you see their faces! It was hilarious!"
"Humor aside. We should get back on the patrol route." Shinso said.
"Fine, fine." Toga said. "Back on route."
"Oh. Actually the paper Aizawa gave us told us to go to the harbor. Apparently, there's been some issues with pirating, and he wants us to investigate. And just, investigate." Helena said.
Toga grinned. "Time to fight some pirates!"
Later, at the docks.
"Wait so you got robbed by actual pirates," Helena said. "Like. Literally, swashbuckling, walk the plank pirates."
"Yup. They had swords and flintlocks and everything." Said the captain of a cargo ship. "They came up to our ship and took some of our cargo. Couldn't take too much though because their ship couldn't handle it."
"How long ago was this?" Toga asked.
"About a week." The captain said.
"Hmm. Hey Batsy." Toga said, making her earpiece call Izuku.
"What is it, Hood?" Izuku asked over the coms.
"I need a cargo ship, and some pirate weapons, a cool coat, a lot of explosives, and an eye patch."Toga said.
"Give me an hour," Izuku said without skipping a beat.
Toga grinned and looked at the captain. "So where did you encounter these pirates again?"
I have a bad feeling about this. Shinso thought.
About two hours later
"I'm queen of the world!" Toga shouted as she stood on the tip of a ship.
"It's alarming how fast Batman got this," Shinso noted. "Do you guys just have a cargo ship on standby?"
"Don't you?" Helena said while she held Toga in the air.
"No. Most non-rich people don't." Shinso said. "In fact, I'm pretty sure most rich people don't either. You two are just weirdos with too much money."
"Better then assholes with too much money," Helena said.
Shinso shrugged.
The three of them were on a cargo ship that Izuku had purchased for them, and had been souped up with an autopilot.
They had been sailing for about an hour in the area the ship captain had told them about, but had yet to find anything.
Toga had gone through the trouble of replacing their equipment, with things she found more...fitting.
Toga and Shinso had their gadgets and other items stored away, and instead, they had swords. Shinso wanted to refuse, but Toga threatened to throw him overboard, and knowing Toga, she might actually do it.
Helena was know wielding modified dual flintlocks. With rubber bullets of course.
Toga was also rocking a pirate hat and coat as well as an eyepatch, which she was wearing over her mask.
All in all, they looked absolutely ridiculous.
"You think we would have seen them by now," Helena said. "It's hard to miss a huge wooden ship."
"You mean like that one," Shinso said, pointing in the opposite direction from where they were looking.
They turned their heads and there it was, off in the distance was a massive wooden ship, with a flag bearing a skull and crossbones.
"Huh, would you look at that." Toga said, with a huge smirk on her face. "All right, all hands on deck! I haven't stabbed anything all day and we're about to change that! Prepare for battle!"
A few minutes later
The two ships had met, and immediately Toga and the others were under attack.
A man in classic pirate attire, with a big hat and a cutlass to boot, suddenly appeared on their ship in a puff of smoke, along with about forty other pirates.
"Greetings! I am Captain Stingeree! Me and my men have come to take your treasure! Surrender now or be slaughtered!" Their leader said in a stereotypical pirate voice.
"Well, I am Captain Hood! Me and my crew have come to ye all to davy jones locker!" Toga said, doing her own pirate voice. "So take out ye swords! And prepare for combat!"
"This is dumb," Shinso said in the back.
"Well then! Men! Kill them all!" The Captain said.
"Yahar!" The pirates shouted as they charged the three of them.
"Leave the captain to me!" Toga said, as she jumped over the pirates and dived at the Captain.
Just before Toga's blade could come down on the Captain, he suddenly disappeared puff of smoke.
Toga's sword hit the ground, leaving her confused for a second before she figured out what just happened.
Warp quirk. Meaning he is going to be behind me. Toga thought.
Toga quickly rose up and turned around, barely managing to block the Captain's attack.
"Ye warp quirk types are all so predictable! Always attacking from the back!" Toga said. "Why not attack from above or the side!"
The two swords clashed as everyone else fought on in the back.
Shinso ducked under a sword slash before hitting that goon in the stomach with the back of his cutlass. He dodged to the side of another slash, parried another attacked and hit the attacker with the sword guard.
Helena was having way more fun, though. She jumped on one of their shoulders before jumping up high in the air.
She flipped and aimed her guns downwards, and unleashed a barrage of bullets down on her attackers, taking down seven of them before doing another flip and landing on the ground. She dodged an attack and countered with a shot to the chest.
Back with Toga, the captain had teleported them both onto the top of his ship. And the two of them were balancing on the wood while fighting each other. Although for Toga it was less of a fight, and more of a massacre.
Toga jumped over the captain and knocked off his hat with her sword.
The captain was not pleased with this and rushed Toga, slashing his sword wildly in an attempt to hit her.
Toga blocked these attacks with ease, before parrying the final attack, causing the captain to stumble and fall off.
He teleported closer to the ground, cutting his fall short.
Toga jumped down, sticking her sword into the sails to slow her fall making a huge gash in it.
Toga landed in front of the downed captain with a confident smirk on her face.
"Ready to surrender? Please say no! I haven't even stabbed you yet!" Toga said with her trademark sadistic glee.
"Surrender? Ha! Ye may be a good sword fighter lass, but now ye friends are surrounded! And once they are done, ye will be the one begging for surrender!" The captain said.
Toga looked over at her ship and saw that Helena and Shinso were indeed surrounded by about twenty-seven pirates.
Huh. Wonder how that happened? Toga wondered nonchalantly. I mean their still not gonna win. You can throw a thousand rocks at a wall but that's not gonna take down the wall. Still maybe-hey where did he go?
The captain had teleported away from Toga and in front of his men, in an attempt to assist them. Leaving Toga stuck on his boat.
"Never thought I would get surrounded by pirates," Shinso said, back to back with Helena.
"I never thought I would get to shoot pirates, but would you look at that, dreams do come true," Helena said.
"You have weird dreams," Shinso said.
"As you said earlier, I'm a weirdo." Helena smiled.
"Enough talk!" Captain Stingeree said. "Atta-what!"
Suddenly the entire ship rocked, causing everyone to stumble.
"What was that?" Shinso asked.
Then, a green blur suddenly burst out of the water and landed in front of Helena and Shinso. This green blur was none other than Froppy.
"Oh hey, Tsu. Didn't expect to see you here." Helena said.
"Mr. Aizawa sent us to make sure you didn't do anything stupid. Gero." She responded.
"Bit late for that," Shinso remarked. "And what do you mean by us?"
"You'll see. Anyway. I need to get you off this ship. " Tsuyu said, and without another word, she grabbed the two of them with her tongue and jumping off the ship onto the pirate ship.
Tsuyu landed onto the other ship and let the two of them go.
"There's not actual cargo on that ship right?" Tsuyu asked Toga.
"Nope. I was planning on blowing it up later." Toga answered honestly.
"Good. Kero." Tsuyu said before pressing down on her earpiece. "Koda. Release the Kraken."
A few seconds passed, and then suddenly they saw it. Several extremely large tentacles, slowly rising out of the water.
"This is the best day of my life," Helena said.
"This is absolutely ridiculous," Shinso said, completely unfazed.
The pirates on the cargo ship were all terrified, even the captain was too scared to move or teleport.
The Kraken brought its tentacles down on the ship, destroying many of the empty containers.
The ship was torn in two by the tentacles, causing it to sink.
"Uh, won't that kill them?" Shinso asked.
"Koda has sea creatures picking them up after they fall into the water. They won't die. Kero." Tsuyu said.
"Oh good. Next question, where the hell did you get a Kraken?" Shinso asked.
"Apparently Koda found it a few months ago, and became friends with it." Tsuyu explained. "It's probably just an octopus with a gigantification quirk."
"Coooool." Toga said.
And so the heroes looked on as the pirates were decimated by the forces of nature.
At the harbor, an hour later
Aizawa sighed. "Where the hell are they?"
After asking around Aizawa found out that his students had been here and did investigate just like he asked them to.
Then they hopped onto a cargo ship that apparently was owned by Batman, dressed up like pirates and left to go confront the villains. Because of course, they did.
And he sent Tsuyu and Koda to bring them back and hoped for the best. He would have rather gone after them himself, but he was not exactly suited for ocean exploration.
"Maybe I should have called Batman," Aizawa muttered. "Wait. What is that?"
Off in the distance was the most bizarre thing he had ever seen.
A giant octopus was pushing a pirate ship towards the harbor, and in front of them, his students were riding dolphins while sharks were dragging pirates who were tied up on ropes.
He could see Red Hood waving at him and so he did what any sane person would do in his position.
He sipped his coffee, and decided to act like this was perfectly normal.
Yeah, this was a bit of weird chapter huh. I just wanted to write a fun chapter about Toga and her friends doing stuff and somehow ended up having the Kraken take down pirates. Koda's pretty OP in the water if you think about it, so long as he has someway to speak.
Anyway, one more chapter until we get to the next arc. Please leave your thoughts in the reviews and have a good day!