It was March 30th, 2008 and I was at Orlando, Florida. The matches were brother thunder vs finlay in a Belfast Brawl, Ryan Thunder vs mr. Kennedy in a ladder match for the WWE United States championship, Cashmula vs Batista, me vs Kane for the ECW championship, the Pitbull vs Ric Flair in a career threatening match for the WWE intercontinental championship, smooth Thunder vs triple h vs John Cena in a triple threat match for the WWE championship, papa thunder vs big show in a no disqualification match and The waterboy vs the undertaker for the world heavyweight championship. The first match was brother thunder hit finlay with his own shillelagh and won the match. The second match was Ryan thunder vs mr. Kennedy in a ladder match for the WWE United States championship. Ryan thunder climbed up the ladder and was still the WWE United States champion. The third match was Cashmula vs Batista. Cashmula hit Batista with a razor's Edge and won the match. The fourth match was me vs Kane for the ECW championship. I hit Kane with a tombstone piledriver and was still the ECW champion. The fifth match was the Pitbull vs Ric Flair in a career threatening match for the WWE intercontinental championship. Ric Flair made the Pitbull tap out by a figure 4 leglock and became the new WWE intercontinental champion. The Pitbull retired after he lost. The sixth match was smooth thunder vs triple h vs John Cena in a triple threat match for the WWE championship. Smooth Thunder hit John Cena and triple h with a double attitude adjustment and was still the WWE champion. The seventh match was papa thunder vs big show in a no disqualification match. Papa thunder hit big show with a chair and won the match. The main event was The waterboy vs the undertaker for the world heavyweight championship. The undertaker hit The waterboy with a tombstone piledriver and was still the world heavyweight champion, thus ending The waterboy's streak. The waterboy quit the WWE after he lost. We all lived happily ever after still as champions except for the Pitbull. At the great American bash, the Pitbull was challenged by the undertaker to face him at Wrestlemania 25, which he accepted the challenge and came outta retirement for one match only. 5 days later, the undertaker vacated the world heavyweight championship to papa thunder. On Monday night raw, smooth Thunder vacated the WWE championship to me. On Friday night Smackdown, Ric Flair lost the WWE intercontinental championship to brother thunder and immediately retired. End of chapter 24.
