Good Evening,

This is a 30 AU challenge with the Mad Child! This is 24 out of 30. Afterwards, please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!

The theme for this AU is: vacation!

Alucard, Seras, and Sebastian ARE HUMAN in this!

WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT

Oxford Not Brogues

Slots, Shots, and Strangers

Seras' head was pounding and there was such a foul taste in her mouth. She smacked her lips, knowing that it was the taste of last night's alcohol. That would also explain the killer headache, she was hungover. Groggily, the small blonde groaned as she lifted her head. Her hair stuck up in different angles and she found a bit of drool on the pillow she had been sleeping on. Her breasts were crushed to the mattress and she lazily dropped her head back onto the pillow while she tried pulling the sheets over her naked body. She couldn't exactly remember why she was naked, but she assumed that she was safe in her own hotel room, which was a mistake to assume. Seras almost screamed when she felt an arm fall heavily onto her lower back and someone shift beside her. Her eyes shot open wide when last night's events came flooding back to her. Immediately, Seras shot up in bed to find two gorgeous men sleeping on either side of her. They were both totally fucking wasted, naked, and in such a deep sleep that her movement hadn't bothered them.

"Oh my god!" Seras breathed and she instinctively went to wrap the sheet around her naked body, but the males' bodies were all tangled up in it and she couldn't get it free. "Oh my god!" The small blonde started panicking; still not believing that she woke next to strangers she had met in Las Vegas. She practically flew over the one sleeping male and landed on her feet, but ended up falling anyway. Picking herself up off the floor, she scavenged hurriedly for her bra and panties. "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!" She continued to exclaim under her breath as she found her undergarments and put them on. Seras wasn't exactly planning to leave the room without talking with them first, but she definitely didn't want to be caught looking like a total mess and naked! Taking a side glance at them and confirming that they were still asleep, Seras bolted for the bathroom. She knew it wasn't her hotel room, much to her horror, but she still planned on freshening up a little. Checking herself in her mirror and seeing that she was just the total horror show, she grabbed desperately for the male's comb on the bathroom sink. She did her best to tame her hair. Afterwards, she grabbed the bottle of mouthwash that was there, since she didn't have a toothbrush, and took a swig to help wash away the bad taste in her mouth, hopefully it freshened her breath some. She swished the stuff around in her mouth for a good long minute before spitting it out. And then something occurred to her.

"Did we use protection?!" She asked out loud. Hastily, the girl looked at the rubbish bin, hoping to see wrappers for a condom or even used condoms, but she found nothing. Her face paled and she started to panic as she searched the bathroom for a box of condoms.

In the main room, Alucard stirred from his sleep. He opened his eyes with a groan. Looking about his hotel room he came to find that he was in bed with his close friend, Sebastian. Immediately, the male panicked and a fury came over him. Michaelis woke from the motion of Alucard sitting up. Instantly his eyes widened when he found that he was in bed with another male.

"What are you doing in my room?!" Alucard asked, even though it was pretty obvious what had gone on between them.

"Did we…" Sebastian had started to ask, but they were put to ease when they heard a female voice.

"Calm down," Seras responded as she came from the bathroom. Both males looked over at her and were instantly relieved to see a woman. She approached the bed slowly, like she didn't know if she could trust them, which was reasonable since they were strangers. "How much do you guys remember?" Alucard finally looked away from her to rub his hand over his face. He was still so tired and his head was pounding.

"Not a lot," Sebastian answered as he sat up in bed, but covered himself up so he was decent for the lady. "I remember that we met at the bar. We had a few drinks…"

"A few?" Alucard interrupted. "From what I remember, we had a lot."

"We actually went to other bars on the strip." Seras corrected them both. "We got really wasted." A smile then appeared on her face and she sat down on the foot of the bed. "But…I remember having a lot of fun…and the sex…was great." She admitted with a dark blush.

"I remember you screaming a lot." Alucard muttered and then he cackled, causing the small blonde to laugh.

"I said that it was great," She repeated bashfully.

"Why are my knuckles bruised?" Sebastian asked as he stared down at his dark knuckles. "Did I…punch something?" He flexed his fingers which caused them to ache.

"Yeah, the neighbor," Seras laughed. Michaelis raised his head with a gasp and he stared at her wide eyed.

"I punched a man?" He muttered, shocked by his drunken behavior.

"It was totally called for and actually…sweet." Seras assured him. "I think he was drunk too and as we were going into the room, he was going into his. He said that I had a nice ass and you did not take that well. You know, you're kind of cute when you're drunk?" She laughed. "You stumbled over to him, demanded that he apologized, but you didn't even give him time to. You punched him in the nose. He fell to the ground and threw up on himself."

"Well," Sebastian responded and looked back at the sheets as he tried desperately to remember that. It sounded familiar.

"So…you had fun last night, even with us as a drunken mess?" Alucard questioned her with furrowed brows.

"Hey, I was a drunken mess too. But I don't regret what I did if that's what you're asking." She answered with a shrug of her shoulders. A warm smile came over the male's face and a flirtatious look appeared in his eyes.

"Then perhaps you'll…like to stay to sleep off this hangover and then afterwards…we can get breakfast?" He asked, sounding a little nervous. She knew that he wasn't hinting at sex. He truly wanted to fall asleep beside her for another couple of hours and then go get something to eat to help with this hangover. And that sounded lovely to her. She bashfully nodded her head.

"That sounds great," She whispered causing both males to smile. "First, do you mind if I use your bathroom?"

"Go ahead," Alucard purred as he gestured towards it. As she got up to go the bathroom, he got up and walked over to his suitcase to grab his bottle of aspirin. "Do you want an aspirin?" He asked Michaelis as his friend rubbed his hands over his face tiredly.

"Yes, please." Sebastian answered groggily. As Alucard opened his case, his heart just about burst out of his chest.

"Oh my fucking god." He exclaimed softly under his breath. Michaelis lifted his head to look at his friend curiously.

"What's wrong?" Sebastian asked, slightly annoyed. Alucard turned sharply holding an unopened box of condoms in his hand. Michaelis' eyes widened in disbelief. "No!" He exclaimed and shook his head.

"Did you have any condoms on you?" Alucard whispered making sure the girl couldn't hear them as he walked over to the bed.

"No!" Sebastian exclaimed again.

"Did she?!" Alucard asked, both men now panicking.

"I don't think so." Michaelis answered with a shake of his head, but he wasn't sure. The other male then pointed towards the bed.

"Look for wrappers or a condom," Alucard ordered harshly, but still softly so she couldn't hear them panicking. Sebastian instantly stood up in bed as he grabbed the pillows, the comforter, and the sheets and started shaking them all about, searching desperately for a condom or a wrapper. Alucard stooped to the floor and searched there, but they were having no luck! Seras came out of the bathroom just in time to see them in this state. She looked at one male to the other, completely confused.

"What are you guys doing?" She asked, gaining both of their attention. It was kind of funny to see how fast their heads turned and how silent the room became.

"Looking for an aspirin," Sebastian lied awkwardly. He slowly set all the bedding down and sat back down as if he hadn't just been standing on the bed fully naked. Alucard climbed to his feet and quickly threw his unopened box of condoms in his suitcase. Thankfully, she hadn't noticed that the box wasn't opened. They had no idea what to do. Did they tell her that they most likely didn't use protection? How would she react? They had such a wonderful, drunken night with her and so far, the girl was very sweet and much to their liking. They didn't want to do anything that would ruin anything between them. Then again, they would probably never see her again. But that didn't sit well with them. Not only did they like her, but they were worried about sending her off only to deal with the pregnancy and the raising a kid alone, that is, if she's pregnant.

"Do you need an aspirin?" Alucard asked as he fiddled with opening the bottle, but it was kind of hard because his hands kept shaking in fear of the situation he put himself in.

"Yes, please." Seras responded as she crawled back into bed beside Sebastian. Finally managing to open the damn thing, he took out a couple of pills and handed them off to the people who needed them. Alucard handed her a warm bottle of water he had packed away in his suitcase.

"Sorry that it's warm." He muttered as he took a sip from his own warm bottle.

"It's fine," Seras snickered and took her pill. When she was done with it, Sebastian took the water bottle from her to take his aspirin. He then set the bottle off to the side on the nightstand. The small blonde lied down in the bed just as Alucard was climbing into it to lie beside her. He pulled the sheet over him before glancing at her curiously with a nervous smile.

"Would you mind if I held you?" He asked her. The girl smiled up at him shyly. She buried her blushing face into the pillow.

"I don't mind," She whispered. Happily, Alucard settled comfortably and wrapped his long arms around her. He pulled her closer so she could bury her face into his warm chest and he could rest his head on top of hers. Sebastian cautiously slithered his hand around her stomach and moved closer towards her. Seras jumped between the two males with a sharp gasp when something poked her backside. Sebastian instantly shifted his hips, moving the thing that was poking her.

"Sorry!" He exclaimed. "It's…morning wood." He admitted sheepishly, but then started to panic. "I wasn't trying to suggest anything! I swear! This happens accidentally to men while they're sleeping!" The small blonde laughed at him as she cupped his hand that was over her stomach.

"It's alright. I understand," She giggled. Sebastian slowly calmed down and lied back down beside her. "I'm sorry," She muttered with another shy smile. "But…I've forgotten your names."

"If it makes you feel any better, I don't remember your name either." Alucard snickered.

"It's Sarah, Cyrus," Michaelis muttered as he tried desperately to remember.

"Cyrus?" Seras laughed. "Is that a name?"

"Perhaps for a boy," Alucard responded.

"Kids these days have such strange names." Sebastian scoffed.

"Hey, I'm about your guys' age…I think." She giggled.

"Twenty-eight," Alucard answered.

"Twenty-six," Michaelis muttered.

"Twenty-three," Seras snickered. "It's Seras by the way, not Sarah or…Cyrus." She laughed.

"I was close," Sebastian chuckled with a shrug.

"And it is an unusual name." Alucard added.

"You have no room to talk. Your name is far stranger than hers, and at least hers is attractive." His friend teased with a smirk.

"What's your name?" Seras asked with furrowed brows.

"Alucard," He responded as his green eyes flickered towards her face even though it was still buried away in his chest. He liked the feel of his arms wrapped about her as his cheek pressed into her soft locks of hair that smelled faintly of strawberries. He closed his eyes and took the scent in. In that moment he was more than glad that he and Sebastian decided on Vegas to vacate.

"Alucard?" Seras repeated with a soft smile. "It's different, I like it." She then shifted her head a little to glance back at the other male. "And you are, Sir?" She played around as she bit her tongue between her teeth.

"Sebastian, my lady." He played along with a bright smile.

"Pleasure," She purred.

"A real pleasure indeed." He chuckled. She then settled back in Alucard's arms and rested her head against his bare hot chest. "Good night," She murmured and slowly closed her eyes.

"Good night," Alucard whispered and he buried his fingers in her hair while a gentle smile pulled at his lips.

Nearly three hours later, the three were leaving the hotel room. Alucard had on a fresh pair of clothes, while Seras and Sebastian both had to wear the clothes they had on last night. Unfortunately for the small blonde, she was wearing a short black dress. She thought it would be a good idea to wear it on her vacation because she had been too shy to wear it where she lived where people knew her. So she took advantage of the trip to dress a little slutty.

"Do you want to change?" Alucard asked her as his eyes trailed up and down her body for the fifteenth time. God did she look sexy and gorgeous. He had half a mind to drag her back into his room and take her again, and this time he'll be able to remember because he's not wasted. That thought caused a grin to crack his face.

"Um," Seras murmured as she glanced down at herself. "Yeah, I guess this would be a little much just for breakfast, won't it?" She laughed. Much to their misfortune, the neighbor from last night was leaving his room with his suitcase. Of course, when seeing him Sebastian became flustered all over again as he recalled what he said to Seras the night before. As calmly and politely as he could, he approached the man to try and reason with him.

"Pardon," Sebastian started with a pleasant smirk even though fury was eating away at him.

"Oh, no." Seras muttered under her breath, seeing that he might be stirring up trouble. The neighbor turned to stare at him with a dark look in his eyes. His nose was all bruised, it was quite possible that it was broken, and he did not look pleased.

"Last night you spoke rudely to the lady." Michaelis went on as he gestured behind him at the girl. The man he had punched scowled at all three of them. He calmly leaned in, even though the two men before him were much taller and could easily kick his ass, but he showed no fear.

"Fuck you and your two dollar whore." The man practically growled, pronouncing each word clearly so it came off more vicious. Seras' face paled from what he called her and this didn't sit well with the men she had spent the night with. The small blonde jumped when Alucard threw a punch, connecting his fist into the man's already bruised nose. If it wasn't broken before, it had to be now. The man collapsed to the floor with a loud groan of pain. His nose started to gush with blood, but he did nothing to defend himself. Quickly before the males could beat the shit out of him, Seras grabbed their arms and started pulling them away. At first, they tried pulling away so they could go back, but she only grabbed them again and continued pulling them.

"How dare you call her that?!" Alucard snarled as he stared back at the man on the floor. He wanted to go back there to kick the living shit out of him. His fists were shaking as he clenched them tightly and he was seeing total red.

"You know," Seras started with a gentle laugh. "I think it's only right that I buy you guys' breakfast for your chivalrous acts." Alucard and Sebastian looked back at her surprised. They felt kind of strange letting her pay for a meal for them. Normally, they pay for a lady's meal, but she was insisting.

"Are you sure, Seras?" Sebastian asked her with furrowed brows.

"Yes," She laughed. "I'll love to!" When they reached the elevators, she finally let go of their arms to press the button. It didn't take long for it to arrive. When it opened, they stepped in. As Alucard searched for the button that will take them to the first floor, Seras brought up something that made their hearts still. "We didn't use protection last night, did we?" She asked. Their faces paled and their stomachs dropped. "I didn't find any wrappers or condoms in the bathroom trash. I didn't see any on the floor or in the bed."

"No," Alucard answered softly. There was a long moment of silence between the three of them. The doors to the elevator closed and since he hadn't pushed the button, the elevator just sat there.

"So…are you guys…clean?" She asked them hesitantly.

"Yes!" Sebastian exclaimed with a dark blush.

"Yes," Alucard answered. "And…you?"

"Yes," Seras agreed with a nod of her head. There was another minute of silence. "So…we don't have to worry about that particular thing." Alucard then turned towards her. Nervously, the small blonde glanced up at him from the corner of her eye. She was surprised to see such a serious look on his face.

"Do you live here in America?" He asked her. She shook her head slowly.

"No," She whispered. "I'm only here on vacation."

"Where do you live?" Alucard asked with furrowed brows.

"London," She answered and that caused a wide smile to appear on both males' faces.

"We live in London as well." Sebastian purred as he gestured between him and Alucard.

"If you're pregnant," Alucard started as he absently glanced down at her flat stomach. "Do you…want to get a cup of coffee, maybe some dinner, marry me?" He joked with a small grin. Seras smiled up at him.

"And…if I'm not pregnant?" She asked.

"Then you're free for more date nights." Alucard snickered. Seras blushed at him.

"Hold on," Sebastian interrupted. "Maybe it's my kid or maybe she wants to date me?" The small blonde glanced at the other male in surprise.

"Are you asking me out?" Seras asked as she blinked stupidly at him. Michaelis stood up taller with a wide smirk.

"I am!" He exclaimed with a chuckle.

"But I already asked her out." Alucard reminded him with a toothy grin. The small blonde rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to start something between you two." She muttered, feeling bad that she was making them fight, even though it only seemed like they were playfully fighting with each other.

"How much longer will you be in Vegas?" Alucard asked with an arched brow. Seras glanced back up at him.

"Two more days, I leave early Monday morning." She answered.

"Perfect," The male purred and his grin widened. The males looked at each other, knowing for the next two days they will be doing everything possible to impress the girl. They were both determined that one of them was going to win her over.

"Why? When do you two leave?" She asked.

"In two days, same as you." Sebastian responded.

"Meaning, we have two more days together." Alucard chuckled. That thought caused a big smile to cross over her face and for her eyes to light up.

"Maybe this time we can stay sober." She suggested with a giggle.

The End

I hope you guys enjoyed this AU! Please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!