Its Christmas motherfukers so I have time 2 updaet at last. I saw star wars 9 and it was pretty ok xecept kylo threw away his epic litesaber like that bs ppl also spoilers thats not how my story is so kylo is still ok
Chapter 30- the Triels Three
It was….LUKE (well not actutly bc it was his force ghost)
I grabbed him and wirled around.
"well u fukcer, I didn't get ur septer so I guess kylo will stay dead and youll be happy"
Luke sihged like the sad old patetic man he was "actally u r wrong…hes my nefew…like my student and I loved him even tho I tried to murder him 1 time"
"yes but I loved him like 1000 years"
Like was going 2 say something but Po woke up
"Finn….hey whats up hot girl?
I snirked at him "ok slut were going to find the scepter and save Kylo bch es my true love and were dyads (like in the movie except not with Ray bc shes not epic)"
Po winked and raised his thicc eyebrows with suggestion "ok whatever u say u r so fuking hot"
I turned to luke.
"What is the third quest?"
"it is to go to Exagole and kill the emperor!111!"
I frowned "the old prevert? Didn't I kick his ass and he is weak?
Luke nodded wisly "yes but he has returned with more power and he is very strong..he may even…kick ur ass…"
"ha no he cant hes like 103"
Po laughed in Mexican "ha ha u r so funny and also very hot like a girl. I am so into that, sexly"
"OMG PO NOT NOW" Even tho I was flatred by this there was no time bc I had to save Kylo and be his empriss.
Luke said "U must go now, bc he gets stronger all the time"
Po grabbed my hand ans I let him bc he was hot
I was ready to go kill the emeperer and claim my destiny.