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Guest Reviews:
AGrapeWithNoSoul: "-Even xxMoonlitexx couldn't completely ruin Jeff Goldblum! I honestly love that she misheard Game Master as Gay Master. It still fits!

-I hope her newfound goodwill for Thor wasn't setup for an Evva/Loki/Thor love triangle that we were thankfully spared." 1. He's the Game Master in public, but the Gay Master in the bedroom. 2. God, please no. Although, Thor was headed down a very "pretty angst" root in Infinity War, which xxMoonlitexx probably would have liked. Thank goodness he got fat instead!

Aitty: " -The whole plot of Hela wanting to take over Asgard/The World has never made sense to me, TBH. According to Norse Mythology, she has her own world. Why, exactly, does she need or want another?

- To say it the way Moonlite would, it's like teh "laberyinth" but without all teh walls and mazey bits, and tehre's no Monitars, and teh peoples have to fight to teh DETH!

- I prefer Moon Daughter." 1. Well, in Thor: Ragnarok, Hela doesn't have a world, just a prison. And even if she does rule Helheim, why not also become the Queen of Everything?! According to Norse Mythology, Thor is a ginger and Odin and Loki are BFFs, so we can't apply them to the comics. 2. Hmmm, yeah... also the Colosseum in its glory days. 3. Don't we all.

Note...If ur wonderin why there was no more update well u can guess why cause... you're a lazy sonnuva-Infininity War. Oh, that too. 1...it was fukin turmatic 2... she literally put no 2 an 3...it was derpressin. Also there was some school ok its not a "free country" like u thunk, theres still an this school, makes u "not free" Captain Anarchy would be proud.

22...Thanos Brakes My Heart

It was...the Incredububle Hulk! I knew I must kick his ass like I had offen kicked many asses bafore, in a solid line off to the dawn of Time Solid Line Dawn of what? Oh great, xxMoonlitexx is off her meds again... but this 1 was green an stonger then even iron steel. Didn't stop you from beating him in Chapter 9, and you were way less OP then! But there was no time to think since when do you think?! on this cause it was time to simply,act. I could not use my Sorcer Supremesy powers cause this zipper of evil to nuralize them, so I must use only my mind to be clever. In that case, she's doomed. This was acutely clever of my cause this was teh Hulks weakfulness...he was not clever but instead a dum ass. Hulk: Puny goth is pot! Hulk is kettle! They both green! I thought...I must uterize this weakfulness. So, quick warning, do not look up this term on Urban Dictionary. Just... don't.

But like I said there was no time for thinkin but instead only for action I wonder how many minutes everyone was just standing there while Evva mustered up the brainpower to realize Hulk was dumb. so I moved quickly, like 1 smooth bolt of lightnin I took a string out of my ass apparently because where TF did that come from?! an made a jump rope an the Hulk did not see this so he tripped into it an feel. *One dutch, two dutch queens of the double dutch/we skip better than you by that much/watch our feet our moves are sweet/our double dutchin won't be beat.* God, I miss Phineas and Ferb. Instently I took off my zipper from teh Gay Master an put it on Hulk, WHAT?! You could just take it off THE WHOLE TIME! Then what was this whole stupid fight about?! he got electralized an angrier because you can't hurt a Hulk out that easily knocked inconsous. To the horrer of the Gay Master he started to shrink, he kept shrinkin until he was smaller an he become Buce Banner. Then I kicked Burce Banners normel ass an I was... a rancorous little bitch who kicks people while they're down? the winer! That too.

"Truly thou hast used thou brain of cleverfulness" Imprased Loki. He's talking about himself.

A single tear trilled from Thors eye "I see now I has juged thou unfarily" He said with a voice of sadness an maybe also love DONT FUCKING DARE YOU HUSSY! Oh my God, AGrapeWithNoSoul was right, she was going to make a love triangle! but it would not be a love that was retruned cause my heart balonged to 1 person only an that was Loki not Thor but maybe also Thor didnt know this, also he was single now cause he dumped his muggle gf Well, she dumped him. But it makes him feel better to say it was a mutual dumping. but I didnt acutely care cause my heart balonged toly to 1 person (Loki) I love how she feels the need to clarify.

Anyways there was only 1 thing in my brain rite now... Evva's Brain: *kill kill kill! lust lust lust! Hot Topic Hot Topic!* to contect all 6 Infity Stones. They would be mind but how.

Suddenly there was a ghostish flush like a loud snap, it was like maybe a thousand ppl died. Wait wut? Rite when I thought this to my brain a thousand ppl dusted into ashes around us and were no more! How- ajudfv! jiageZ! *stammering*

"Wtf like a thousand ppl died, what is this fukery" Said Thor all confussed "Its like they were misted bafore thou very eye" Yeah, totally WTF, how did this happen?! Thanos doesn't even have all the Infinity Stones yet! (Also Hella wasn't a problem anymore cause she got dusted to ashes too ok) Y'know, you could at least try to stay on topic for one chapter.

"Very wtf in deed...who hashed dusted these ppl" Damanded Loki.

Suddenly a big plane landed (the kind that goes in space) You mean a space ship? an a man gotten off on it. But this was not a simple man, it was acutely an alian but just a plane alianl. He was big an purple an shrivened like a an evil ball sack *ew*, it was...Thanos!1 He smiled in a way makes u hate him YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I FEEL! "I have 5 infity stones an I need only 1 left" He gleered.

I gaseped, he could only mean this 1 inifinity stone taht hunged from my neck! "never" I damanded all bad ass "If u want it then come an take it u fuking rasin"

But, he did not. Instead he reeched to take it for his self! Wait, did he take it or not?! In my horrer I forgot my magicks ok, You are so useless. anywauys it still couldnt work cause of this zipper. What zipper?! You mean the one you just pasted onto Hulk?! *space is warped and time is bendable* "I will choke u an then...I will take ur infitity stone" He said! Y'know, in the time it took him to say that, Thanos literally could have just killed them already and put me out of my misery.

"Omg" I yelled, maybe he would of win (note...but only cause he was a cheeter, if I had my powers I would kill him cleerly ok) So you have enough time to yell "OMG" but not enough to, oh, I don't know, DUCK?!

"Nnnnnnnooooo" Yelled Loki, he jumped in front off me quick (but it looked like slow mo ok) an Thanos choked him in stead! Choking isn't instantaneous, y'know. Thanos could have easily tossed him aside and continued heading for Evva.

"Loookiiii no" I yelled in horrer but it was too late! Well maybe it wouldn't have been if you'd stopped doing stuff "in horrer" and ACTUALLY REACTED!

"Bafore I die I wanted to say... thank Odin, now I can finally get rid of you! I love u Saga...always ramember thou true self, Ill always ramember thou...in thou heart..." Said Loki, then, he died! Wow. Suprisingly eloquent considering he just got choked.

"Quick thou mustest get from here" Said Thor, he garbbed me an put on the plane an it flew away from this place of evil. So... I guess we're never gonna see Meik or Korg or Valkyrie. And they left Bruce on Sakaar too.

"Omg shut the fuk up Thor, u dont know...what is it...to have u love DIE" I yelled angerly, how would his small brain to containerize such a thing like a braken heart. Yeah, it's not like he's recently lost his mother, and his father, and his girlfriend, and his home planet, and just had to abandon his boyfriend, and Loki was his FRIGGIN BROTHER OR ANYTHING. OH WAIT.

I feltered a deep sadness but also a grate rage of anger, I knew...I must kill Thanos, he would pay for this deed!

Thor kept talkin "We mustest not lettest Thor get this 1 stone left We mustn't let Thor?! Plot Twist, Thor is actually Thanos!, we will hide it in the 1 place he will never guess, this place is...thou planet earth" Yes! Brilliant tactic! You shall hide the stone... in the place where most of the other stones were! He'll never look there! *facepalm*

He didnt know this was no time to fill the air of space with the pettinus of empty words. My heart was cold like a exploded star, I always figured an exploding star would be hot. I thought, how will I live now with no Loki. I thought maybe I should just give Thanos this Inifty Stone so he would destroy all of the universe then maybe the unverse would feel my distrage & hoplessness an there would be...a end. Wow, aren't you selfish. But then I thought no, then Thanos would win an this fuker would not win, I needed to get revenge cause Loki.

Holy Crap, its actually over! I'll give a review and some future plans in the next chapter. And how fitting that we end this fanfic with the end of the Infinity Saga.

Avengers: Endgame- HOOOOOLY CRAP THIS WAS EPIC! Like, wow, was this a CONCLUSION! Avengers Endgame had the toughest tasks of any MCU film, and it was the pt 2 of a perfect pt 1. And, time travel illogistics aside (just, try and ignore those) it itself if pretty flawless. Well, for me personally. The Russo Brothers once again step up to the task of juggling a giant cast of juggernauts with skill, everyone gets their fair share of time. Except Professor Hulk, like, I really wanted to see how he worked out his problems! Tony's death is just poetic and tragic and beautiful and I was sobbing like a baby in the theater, and Cap finally got his well-deserved dance! I know people with split about Thor's weight gain, and I have to say, while I'll miss those gorgeous abs its nice to see a realistic portrayal of grief and depression that doesn't shy away from the ugly parts, and I'm also glad they had a little dark humor. I don't think I could have handled more straight misery in the sobering first act. Speaking of which, ballsy move to start placing the films in the Not So Distant Future and utterly averting the "Status Quo is God" trope we expect from Superhero media. The time travel scenes with just pure fanservice, showing us our favorite moments from new and intriguing angles. And the fight... oh God, that whole fight. Every. Second. I loved it.

AVENGERS!

assemble