THE REGULAR GUYS
DISCLAIMER: Nope not mine.
The Flash ran inside his apartment, trying to regroup after his terrible night. Man, he had rotten luck. Why did his villains decide to team up? This was not friggin' Gotham. He may need some backup. He flopped face down on his bed. He grabbed his phone off his nightstand and found his chosen backups' number.
'Hey, I could use some help! My best Rogues teamed up: Trickster, Captain Cold, Heatwave, and Captain Boomerang.' He texted, sending the message to his chosen ones. He waited for a response.
His phone whistled. He looked down at the message, frowning at the content. 'Aren't those all regular humans? It sounds like a pretty easy fight.'
A prick of offense rippled through him. 'Are you kidding? Regular humans make the most powerful villains. They compensate by working super hard on their plans.' He sent the message. It was true. Regular humans were more cunning, i.e. The Joker, i.e. Lex Luthor. His phone whistled.
'Pfftt. I'd fight a regular human over someone with superpowers any day! I'd beat a human in seconds no doubt about it!'
Wally glowered at the screen. Just then he received another text message. It was from Batman. 'What are we talking about now?' Before he could respond his phone chirped again. It was Superman.
'Nothing. Gotta go.'
Wally snorted and fell into peals of laughter. Bats sure had the best timing.
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AN: Ah Superman, always putting his foot in his mouth. I still care for the Big Blue though.