Chuhpter fiaieve:

now dht dee wur puhztd deh floriduh meen hu uhur probuhble rele retuhrted dee now wur in uh zmol town it huhd zum induzchriez muhnle: bue n luhrge, yuhmuhtech, bruhdzhuhw deentizchre, viuhcom, google, uhdn evil duhht zuhkueuh wuz checkieng eelp for zum pluhecez to vitit. dee uhrivd uhht uh otel uhdn zpeend deh nite dere zow dee cud get nrg for to mor ow uhdn e zlept dee uhl huhd dremz becuz duhhtz how life workkz. This is an outrage whysonicwhysonicwhysonicwhysonicwhysonic why soniiiiic. puhntieng rraaaaaauuuuuuhghghgughg. Stop. Hating. On. Sonic. For no. Reasooooooon. Seriowzle, whuht de frick, guez? i meuhn, zeriowzle. I huhte uhl yu frickin' suhic huhterz! sonic. Is not. A bad franchise anymore. puhntieng alright, we huhve uhl deze frickin' hypocrites criti-criticizieng suhic for de l- for de littlest of reasons. It makes me so. Mad errrrgh.

i meuhn, zeriowzle, sonic huhz improved over de eeuhrz! do yu guez not reuhlize duht? i meuhn, zeriowzle, what the frick? i meuhn, ohhh, becuhuze, suhic colorz, suhic geeneruhtiuhz, nor suhic 4 epizodez 1 or 2 never happened! i meuhn, zeriowzle, what the frick? i meuhn, come uh guez! seguh huhz improved! suhic iz not chruhzh uhnemore! i know it'z kind of huhrd to believe uhfter we got duht monstrosity, suhic '06. And i duh't cuhre whuht yu guez zuhe! "ooohh, suhic '06 wuhz uh good guhme. Suhic '06. Bezt suhic guhme ever~" aeeeeaaaaahhhhhhrraaaauuughghghgh. Idiotz!

and eet yu criticize—oh, let'z brieng up uhn exuhmple, suhic geeneruhtiuhz for beieng tizk "too light heuhrted" uh-uh- oh! oh! "too much 2d pluhtformieng!" oh oh! uhnd, duht'z not uhl guez! wuhnn know whe i didn't like suhic geeneruhtiuhz? it'z cuhuze it'z too childizh! thee need to brieng suhic buhck to de duhrker plotz uhnd dee need to muhke him fall in a pile of garbage again! raaaaaawwuuuhghghgh! nooooooooo! nooooo! nooo! nooo!

suhic iz uht hiz bezt now! i know he'z not whuht he uzed to be! the rechro suhic iz better, uhlright? thuht'z whe i'm cuhled suhmmecluhzzicsuhicfuhn, for creieng owt lowd. Cuhuze i like rechro suhic better! see, rechro suhic! but, duht doezn't meuhn modern suhic iz buhd. Sonic is sonic! we do yu guez huhte him for duht? i meuhn, zeriowzle! yow cuhn't—yow cuhn't cuhtinue huhtieng him for a few bad games in history!? seriowzle, what the frick?

and ztop uhl de huhchred towuhrdz, euh know, suhic adveenture! suhic adveenture 2! and suhic heroez! what the frick? i meuhn, zeriowzle, "oh oh! uhmm, becuhuze, uhh..de cuhchrolz uhre uh bit too huhrd! oh oh, uhnd de ztore-plot'z too cheeze! and de voice uhctorz uhreen't duht good eider…oh oh! and dee huhve too muhne chuhruhcterz"—so what!? i meuhn, i cuhzider doze guhmez okuhe guhmez. I meuhn, zeriowzle, what the frick? i meuhn, zeriowzle? wuht iz yu guez' frickin' problemz? i rezpect doze guhmez cuhuze doze guhmez, ezpeciuhle suhic adveenture 1, suhic adveenture 2, shaped suhic iz—into whuht…into whuht he iz toduhe! how can you argue with that? ruuurrrrrrr!

and, duht'z not uhl! people zuhe suhic iz unuhppeuhlieng to de eee…really!? suhic huhz cuhrtouhizh uhppeuhl, look at this! i meuhn, diz iz frickin' uhdoruhble, yu zee…how cuhn yu go wrong wid duht? cuhrtouhizh uhppeuhl, yu idiotz! seriowzle, what the frick?

and, i meuhn, people uhre zuheieng suhic iz uh muhrio ripoff. Noooooo! and people uhre zuheieng suhic: lozt world iz uh super muhrio guhluhxe ripoff. Yow zee, i put puhperz uh me dezk for decoruhtiuh in me videoz, uhnd of cowrze i've got zome suhic: lozt world zcreeenzhotz right here, but that's not the frickin' point! wel, it kind of iz uhctuuhle! people uhre huhtieng uh suhic: lozt world zuheieng it'z copeieng off de super muhrio guhluhxe. Wel sonic, uhz zome of yu muhe not know, huhz beeen doieng—huhz beeen runnieng uh zphericuhl objectz zince suhic 1! ever played scrap brain zone? he'z beeen doieng it zince suhic 3 & knucklez, ever pluheed deuhd egg!? or cuhrnivuhl night? and duht'z not uhl, he'z beeen doieng it zince suhic adveenture 2, uhnd…leave him alone! leave sonic alone! okuhe? and…

i duh't get uhl de huhchred. Leuhve suhic uhluhe! i know suhic izn't whuht he uzed to be, uhnd he probuhble never wil be. But guezz whuht? he'z good uhguhin! isn't that enough? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaawwwwwwwwwgggghhghh. Eehhh. Ehh. Raaaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhggdump dump dud rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaauughghgh. puhntieng leave. Sonic. Alone!

seriowzle, whuht de frick iz yu guez' problemz!? suheieng suhic iz uh terrible fruhnchize uhnd zuheieng "oh, forget suhic, i'm pluheieng cuhl of dute"—forget youuu! forget you! cuhl of dute? i huhve uh little mezzuhge to cuhl of dute…do yu wuhnnuh know whuht i dink of cuhl of dute? wel i'l tel yu whuht i dink of cuhl of dute…this! iz whuht i think! of cuhl of dute! eh…neugh! ruh…this. Is what. I think. Of call of duty! tel me. Go uhheuhd! tel me right now to pluhe cuhl of dute. I. wil not lizteen to uh single word you guys are saying! i meuhn zeriowzle, what the frick? exuhzperuhted puhntieng

and…duht'z not uhl! people uhre ezpeciuhle criticizieng suhic 4. You guys are the ones that cancelled sonic 4: episode 3. What the frick!? wuht wuhz zo buhd uhbowt suhic 4: epizode 1/epizode 2. I know dee wereen't uhz good uhz de cluhzzicz! the cluhzzicz were me firzt guhmez, for creieng owt lowd! i pluheed de cluhzzicz 10 eeuhrz uhgo uh suhic meguh colectiuh, uhlright? ween i wuhz 5 eeuhrz old! and…doze guhmez were zteluhr titlez! suhic 3 & knucklez iz de bezt sonic game! but guezz whuht!? thuht doezn't. Meuhn. The—newer games are baaaaaaaaaaaaad. Newer guhmez uhre ztil good! idiots! i meuhn, zeriowzle! and, suhic 4. "ooh, it didn't huhve good eenowgh phezicz! oh, uhnd de muzic wuhz off. Oh! and de vizuuhlz were off! thee need to be exuhctle like de cluhzzicz.."goawaygoawaygoawaygoaway! leave. Sonic. Alone! alright? i know suhic 4 wuhz uh—wuhzn't exuhctle like de cluhzzicz but they were going down de cluhzzic rowte! alright? thee were chreieng to uhppeuhl to yu rechro fuhnz! but…eow rechro fuhnz dink it'z all about you. Alright? it'z not uhl uhbowt yu! suhic 4 wuhz uh greuht guhme. Eveen dowgh i wizh dee cowld've picke—uzed de rechro suhic..Why didn't they!? rrrrrrreugh…

anewuhez…duht doezn't muhtter! yow guez cuhn't huhte uh suhic like diz, yu cuhn't pick uh suhic like diz! yow buliez! yow chrolz! go away! leuhve suhic uhluhe! puhntieng and…i duh't get uhl de huhchred suhic colorz, suhic geeneruhtiuhz, uhnd suhic: lozt world. I got suhic colorz right here…ehh..yu zee, how can you argue that this is a bad game!? "ooh, too much 2d-2d pluhtformieng." shut up! shuuuuuuuuuttt uuuuuuuuup! puhntieng leave. Sonic. Alooooone! suhic iz not uh buhd fruhnchize uhnemore! accept it! suhic: lozt world wil blow cuhl of dute: ghoztz frickin' uhwuhe. Get de frick owttuh here! get de frick owt of here! get the frick ooooooouuuuuuuttttt.

alright, guez! az yu uhl know, yu zee, diz iz whuht suhic uhnd tuhilz look like. Yow zee, cartoonish-appeal. How can you argue with that!? rrrrugh…i meuhn, zeriowzle, yu cuhl diz unuhppeuhlieng to de eee? and uhl yu people who criticize de suhic guhmez for huhvieng "buhd guhmepluhe~ oh, oh, uhnd uhlzo, new luhme chuhruhcterz, uhnd too childizh uhnd it'z for furriez!" wel guess what i huhve to zuhe to duht? yow uhl uhre fricking fricks!

and, i duh't cuhre whuht yu guez huhve to zuhe uhbowt me. Make. Fun of me uhl yu wuhnt. Yow cuhn't zhoot me down wid eowr arrows of lies! and..guezz whuht? i uhm zick of diz guhrbuhge…puhntieng

how cuhn yu guez huhte uh suhic, wheen eowr little frick-perzuh-shooterz are no better!? and…i meuhn, zeriowzle, "frick suhic! cuhuze…cuhl of dute, huhlo, bioshock, oh oh, uhnd juzt to nuhme zome oderz. Buhtmuhn: arkhuhm azelum…for frickin' frickz…iz zo much better duhn suhic! oh oh! suhic doez not ztuhnd uh chuhnce…eow know whe? cuhuze we huhve no taste in gaming!" wel here'z whuht i huhve to zuhe to duht…eow. uhre uhl. Scum! yow. uhre uhl. Scum! yow uhre uhl scum! scummmmmmmm!

and duht'z not uhl, suhic huhterz!

and guez…pleuhze juzt give suhic uh chuhnce…for me? pleuhze suhic huhterz, i know it'z huhrd to uhccept duht suhic'z chuhenged, believe me, wheen suhic colorz uhnd suhic 4 were uhnnownced, i wuhz uh bit zkepticuhl…but seguh huhz redeemed suhic! give suhic uh chuhnce…pleuhze…leave me alone! give suhic uh chuhnce…stop all this hatred! kickz fuhn over uhnd drowz puhc-muhn ghozt

and uhe luhzt dieng i forgot to meentiuh in de video! yow guez chreuht suhic like it'z chruhzh, but yu chreuht guhmez like huhlo, cuhl of dute, bioshock, uhnd et ceteruh et ceteruh et ceteruh, like it'z chreuhzure. What the frick? i meuhn, zeriowzle! i meuhn, yu cuhl…nnengh..like, "firzt perzuh zhooterz" uhz we uhl know, huhve de zuhme tepe of guhmepluhe, zuhme guhmepluhe mechuhnicz, except, oh! thuht'z not uhl! thee huhve differeent plotz! so duht muzt meuhn uhl firzt-perzuh zhooterz uhre revolutiuhuhre. Noooo! thee're uhl de zuhme, yu guez uhre beieng cheuhted uh , yu idiotz! wile yu guez zuhe "suhic izn't revolutiuhuhre! suhic izn't creuhtive!" becuhuze, oh! a blue hedgehog who cuhn run uht de zpeed of zownd uhnd..pluhtformieng guhmepluhe duht zpeen…duht bleendz wid zpeed guhmepluhe uhz suhic fightz uhguhinzt doctor robotnik uhnd hiz uhrme of buhdnikz…oh, eeuhh, not creative at all! seriowzle, what the frick?

yow guez need to get uh frickin' clue! stop hating on sonic! if-if-if dere'z uhnedieng duht yu guez zhowld be huhtieng uh, it'z first-person-frick-person-stupid-frickin-dumb-frickin-idiot-frickin-purse-first-person-shooters! and whuht iz wid de suhic cecle? i meuhn, zeriowzle, whuht de frick? the suhic cecle iz frickin' deuhd! alright? the suhic cecle exizted luhzt decuhde, but ztuhrtieng diz decuhde, wid suhic colorz, suhic 4, uhnd suhic geeneruhtiuhz, de suhic cecle huhz officiuhle beeen brokeen! it iz deuhd! when will you guys accept that!? yow frickin' frickz! get duht owt of eowr frickin' heuhd duht de suhic cecle ztil exiztz! cuhuze it doezn't! alright, yu idiotz? get it drowgh eowr frickin' zkulz. Suhic huhz beeen redeemed! seguh huhz redeemed suhic! the suhic cecle iz dead! i duh't wuhnnuh heuhr uhbowt de suhic cecle, yu frickin' frickz! get de frick owt of here! wuht de frick!? thiz iz suhmmecluhzzicsuhicfuhn, zignieng owt.

sudy flandre wus cawt watching youtube adn got deh fone token away.