AN: Previously: Chloé posted a make-up video with Mari, Mari discussed with Nath about commissioning a banner for Chloé's channel, and Adrien and Luka started playing a farming game together.
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group chat: chloe's a beauty guru
marinara has joined the chat
marinara:
sup nerds
lukalele:
hello third wheel
marinara:
?
lukalele:
u heard me
marinara:
I'm offended
that's what I am
lukalele:
offended and intrusive
a good combo for u
marinara:
I hate you
why are you here
lukalele:
why are you here
arent u at work
marinara:
…
maybe
lukalele:
answer me slacker
marinara:
it's my break
back off, dude
lukalele:
u never come here on ur break
marinara:
well
I'm here!
Alyarr:
welcome
marinara:
thanks
at least someone appreciates my presence
Alyarr:
I do
a lot
marinara:
knew I could count on you
Alyarr:
any time babe
marinara:
everyone but you is dead to me
Alyarr:
I can get down with that
we'll run off into the sunset
marinara:
can that be during the summer
my ears hurt when it's cold
Alyarr:
run off into the sunset
with earmuffs on
marinara:
right
that sounds a lot better
lukalele:
I wish you good luck
in your relationship
marinara:
thanks.
Alyarr:
appreciate it pal
lukalele:
ur welcome
marinara:
so nice
lukalele:
its the least I can do
after ive been gifted such a nickname
Alyarr:
adrien's stupidity outdid ours
marinara:
it's truly a miracle
lukalele:
ill tell him u called him that
marinara:
thanks
he'll think I'm using you to flirt with him
lukalele:
arent u
marinara:
no
lukalele:
joining our calls when ur not even farming
is the same thing right
marinara:
bite me
lukalele:
u could always join us
marinara:
I will not.
Alyarr:
I feel like
you have a vendetta against that game now
what's wrong mari?
marinara:
I don't
want to farm?
lukalele:
whats that
all I can hear is u
crying
marinara:
die
lukalele:
sobbing
Alyarr:
weeping
marinara:
don't join him?
lukalele:
wailing
marinara:
bye
my break is over
Alyarr:
bye!
marinara has left the chat
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private chat: adrikins and marinara
adrikins:
are you feeling better yet?
marinara:
idk
not really
I think I've got a cold
adrikins:
well
yeah?
you are sniffling
marinara:
you're sniffling
fuck you
adrikins:
it's not an insult!
no wonder you got sent home
angry girl
marinara:
I want to die
adrikins:
pls don't
marinara:
I'll think about it
adrikins:
just
cancel stream?
they'll understand
marinara:
nah
I'll cut it a few hours
make it a short one
adrikins:
you really don't have to!
marinara:
I know but
like
it's my job
adrikins:
you've got two jobs
marinara:
we barely count the other one
ignore that
adrikins:
want your parents to know you think that?
how dare you!
marinara:
I'm a good daughter
let me keep it that way
adrikins:
you could always
quit, right?
marinara:
trying to make me jobless?
adrikins:
i'm
trying to think of your well-being!
you're always tired, mari
marinara:
I like sleep
adrikins:
that's not a good response
marinara:
!
adrikins:
why don't your parents
hire someone else?
you're usually busy
so like
it's not like it would be a waste of money
marinara:
I guess but
it's a whole process trying to get someone good
that they actually like and can trust
that's why I started working more there after school
adrikins:
what was the plan if you went to uni then?
marinara:
cry
idk
I was working with someone at first but
they quit after a few months for another job
adrikins:
rip
marinara:
mom has been asking me about that
so
maybe
I really will think about it
I'm not just saying it this time
adrikins:
promise?
i'm not trying to make you poor
so i can be the sugar daddy here
marinara:
pay for me
adrikins:
ok!
marinara:
nah I do make enough with streaming
no flex there
I swear
but like
I want to help my family too?
I didn't think it would work out like this
adrikins:
but you're so lovable!
i'm glad other people see it
and then you've got luka too
a dream team!
marinara:
a dream team
you say
but I'm the third wheel here
adrikins:
i have chickens to care for
ok!
i love you but i also love them
marinara:
love?
you dare say you love me?
adrikins:
yeah!
marinara:
such lies
adrikins:
but i do!
marinara:
prove it
adrikins:
ok
can i come over
marinara:
I mean
sure?
but I might sneeze on you
and need to blow my nose every few minutes
adrikins:
that's fine!
marinara:
I'm not in
prime kissing condition
adrikins:
then i can kiss your forehead!
marinara:
sure
you do that
adrikins:
i will!
be there soon!
marinara:
not my fault if you catch my cold
adrikins:
it's worth it to see you!
marinara:
don't try and butter me up
I'm still going to sound like shit
adrikins:
i'll bring medicine!
marinara:
you don't have to
I've still got some
I think
somewhere
adrikins:
you can't stop me!
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group chat: chloe's a beauty guru
marinara has joined the chat
chloesterol:
hi loser
marinara:
hi other loser
chloesterol:
u done being gross yet
marinara:
ridiculous question
never
chloesterol:
ew
ur mom said ur dying
marinara:
I doubt that
chloesterol:
she said something like that
marinara:
close but no
chloesterol:
why didnt u tell me u were taking the day off
marinara:
the whole week
I'm sick, idiot
you don't want me sneezing at you, do you?
chloesterol:
u dont get to assume my kinks
marinara:
that's a no
okay
chloesterol:
adrien said u were sick
but i thought he was joking
marinara:
why
chloesterol:
idk
said he was taking care of u
couldve been some roleplay
marinara:
…
I hate you
chloesterol:
i cant trust anyone around here
marinara:
why is it only you here
I don't want you
chloesterol:
everyone wants me
theyre in class i think
nino just went to work
marinara:
then
why are you here
chloesterol:
im sick
marinara:
no, you're not
you'd be crying that you're dying
and probably looking up symptoms
and thinking it's worse than it is
chloesterol:
hey
fuck u
marinara:
xo
chloesterol:
got cancelled
im bored
marinara:
poor thing
chloesterol:
pity me
marinara:
oh, I am
don't worry
chloesterol:
that makes me feel better
marinara:
that's good
chloesterol:
but im still bored
marinara:
go watch something
chloesterol:
i got bored of that
marinara:
I think you're just bored of life
sorry
chloesterol:
amuse me
marinara:
hang on
let me cough out a lung first
chloesterol:
yes
suffer
marinara:
is that what you want
huh
my pain?
chloesterol:
little bit
marinara:
rude
I thought we were getting married
chloesterol:
ive changed my mind
ur too much trouble
marinara:
?
chloesterol:
fed up with adrien
talking about ur ass
marinara:
he'd never
chloesterol:
fine
i wish it was ur ass
marinara:
he is pure and wonderful
chloesterol:
if i have to hear about how nice u are
one more time
im going to die
marinara:
aren't you happy we're together
this is your fault?
chloesterol:
i regret everything
make him shut up
marinara:
I don't control him
that's why it's a successful relationship
chloesterol:
uve been dating like
two days
u cant call it that
marinara:
three months
but still longer than your relationships
loser
chloesterol:
i love myself too much
marinara:
is that what you tell yourself
chloesterol:
how about
fk off
marinara:
you're bored, aren't you?
let me bully you
chloesterol:
i didnt sign up for this
marinara:
you chose to join this
chloesterol:
ye
cause ur here
marinara:
so let me bully you
friendship
chloesterol:
bully me irl bitch
im taller than u
marinara:
can I hug you instead
chloesterol:
maybe
depends what ur wearing
marinara:
are you flirting with me
chloesterol:
dont touch me if ur clothes are itchy
marinara:
fucking rude
haven't you seen my outfits lately
I've been very stylish while dying
chloesterol:
cant see ur legs
could be in pyjamas for all i know
marinara:
let's
focus on my great make-up instead
I've been using the tips you gave me
chloesterol:
good
marinara:
is that all I get
chloesterol:
uve looked good
marinara:
aw
you love me
chloesterol:
thats a bit too far
marinara:
you love me!
chloesterol:
i will leave
marinara:
yeye
go amuse yourself then
good luck
chloesterol:
too lazy
marinara:
are you even not lazy
chloesterol:
sometimes
marinara:
tell me about the times
chloesterol:
before i go out
but im inside
so
marinara:
are you
without make-up
chloesterol:
maybe
marinara:
what you wearing chloé
chloesterol:
whos flirting now
marinara:
me
gimme the deets
chloesterol:
u said deets
so no
marinara:
oh, come on
it would've been worse if I actually said that
chloesterol:
i dont know u
marinara:
what do you mean
I'm your best friend
chloesterol:
i regret that too
marinara:
as long as I'm in your thoughts
it's fine
chloesterol:
what if theyre violent
marinara:
I'm into that
chloesterol:
ew
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group chat: chloe's a beauty guru
marinara has joined the chat
ninny:
get away from me
i dont want your germs
Thani:
Hi, Mari.
Feeling better yet?
marinara:
not really
but I've got today off again
so I'm still in bed
Thani:
Oh, sweet.
Planning to stay in there forever?
Alyarr:
can I join
marinara:
this bed is mine
I paid for it
Alyarr:
I bet you'd let adrien in it
traitor
adrikins:
no!
i'm not allowed over any more
marinara:
I don't want to get you sick
this is a no entry zone now
ninny:
are you meaning your home
or what
marinara:
…
Alyarr:
it's a legit question
Thani:
The answer is very much needed.
marinara:
I hate you all
you can't bully me when I'm weak
that's mean
Thani:
It's out of love and affection.
You've got all the medicine you need, right?
adrikins:
yes!
Alyarr:
he was asking mari
not you
adrikins:
but i bought it!
ninny:
ok show off
calm down
adrikins:
i'm a good person!
marinara:
the more you say it
the more I start to suspect it's an act
ninny:
a permanent roleplay
youre right
Thani:
He must be a good actor.
Alyarr:
or we're all just dumb
there's also that
marinara:
it could be either
adrikins:
i'm not acting!
i'm really bad at lying
marinara:
in person
adrikins:
i'd like to think i'm bad everywhere
ninny:
youre a real bad boy
its true
Thani:
Emotionally stunted?
adrikins:
no?
marinara:
little bit
adrikins:
what do you mean
little bit?
marinara:
xo
Thani:
Tragic backstory that only your love interest can unlock?
Alyarr:
no to that one
ninny:
hell tell anyone thatll listen
adrikins:
anyone that i like!
ninny:
same thing
adrikins:
there's people i don't like!
Thani:
Name one.
adrikins:
i
can't think when you put me on the spot?
marinara:
is that it
are you sure
adrikins:
yes!
marinara:
I dunno, man
I don't think you're capable of hating anyone
adrikins:
i hate you
marinara:
wrong
you hate that you can't come over right now
that's different
adrikins:
!
Alyarr:
it's okay to admit your flaws adrien
ninny:
we can't all be perfect, man
adrikins:
disliking someone is being perfect?
ninny:
flaws mean youre not a robot
marinara:
we accept you for who you are
idiot and all
adrikins:
you're all evil!
Thani:
Going to go and cry to your new best friend?
adrikins:
no!
marinara:
sad news
luka's on his way over now so he won't be farming with you
adrikins:
?
why can he come over?
marinara:
I don't care about him
Alyarr:
that's
an interesting answer
marinara:
already infected
who'd you think gave me it in the first place
he was to atone for his sins
by watching shitty films with me
adrikins:
i'm the third wheel now
Thani:
Third wheel implies that you're there with them.
adrikins:
ow
right in the heart!
Alyarr:
someone had to break it to you
marinara:
he's all mine for now
sorry
adrikins:
the betrayal...
marinara:
I'm sure you'll get over it
but maybe not cry to chloé
she's fed up with you talking about me
adrikins:
but she brings you up first!
marinara:
as she should
Alyarr:
that implies that you're not supposed to answer
about marinette
adrikins:
but that's
what a conversation is?
ninny:
let her vent at u instead
adrikins:
but it's not complaints!
Thani:
Let her moon over her, then.
marinara:
yeah
let her moon
adrikins:
am i gonna be the third wheel with chloe soon
marinara:
what do you mean soon
adrikins:
no...
already?
marinara:
I'm marrying her soon
sorry
Thani:
Are we all invited?
marinara:
yeah, totally
I'll stream it
nath, you're my best man
Thani:
I deserve it.
marinara:
you do
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private chat: Thani and marinara
Thani:
You know I don't agree with that.
marinara:
you don't agree with anything
get over it
Thani:
It's against my beliefs.
marinara:
I believe you're an idiot
now watch the dang video
Thani:
Fine.
But only because I like you a little bit.
marinara:
oh, only a little bit?
how refreshing
finally
someone that doesn't fawn over me
Thani:
Maybe we'll get there someday.
But right now, I only tolerate you.
marinara:
I donated to you yesterday
Thani:
Donated?
Is that what we're calling it?
marinara:
yes
it makes me sound good
Thani:
You paid me.
marinara:
for hand services
Thani:
For a commission.
marinara:
yes, that's what I said
same thing, right?
Thani:
It's really, really not.
It makes me sound dirty.
marinara:
don't you want someone to think of you like that?
Otherwise you'll get lonely.
Thani:
It doesn't make me feel anything good when it's you.
marinara:
what
who would you rather have?
I'm all you've got, babe
Thani:
Don't babe me.
marinara:
what
babe why
Thani:
I hate it.
marinara:
no, you don't
Thani:
I hate you.
marinara:
no, you tolerate me
scroll up
Thani:
You're horrible.
marinara:
horribly tolerable.
Thani:
Mari, that's not a thing.
marinara:
it is
gonna put that as my bio now
Thani:
…
Go ahead.
marinara:
done
now the people know
Thani:
How does Adrien tolerate you?
marinara:
my beauty makes up for my brawn
Thani:
Right.
marinara:
idk
I've somehow tricked him into thinking I'm a good girlfriend
so we're keeping it that way
Thani:
Impressive.
Is he aware that you're an actual idiot?
marinara:
I think so
Thani:
You've got your work cut out for you.
Are you offering him any hand services?
marinara:
oh, yes
the gaming kind
Thani:
Of course.
marinara:
sneaky
stealing my jokes
Thani:
Sharing is caring, right?
marinara:
yes
like my money
take more
Thani:
When a slot opens up.
marinara:
there should be a slot just for me
I'm your most loyal customer
Thani:
I mean, if we're going be quantity, that's Luka.
marinara:
fuck off
I'm going to beat him
Thani:
Are you?
marinara:
yes
tell me when I can throw money at you for like
ten emotes
Thani:
I'll get back to you.
marinara:
good
because I want them exactly like luka's to piss him off
Thani:
I can do that.
marinara:
for a price
right?
I'm hilarious
Thani:
I'm considering blocking you.
marinara:
lies
Thani:
My hand services aren't worth this harassment.
marinara:
…
Thani:
You heard me.
marinara:
big fan of your work
but not your words
Thani:
That's mildly offensive.
marinara:
only mildly?
I need to work on my delivery
Thani:
You've gotten gentle in your old age.
marinara:
nath
I'm younger than you
Thani:
My knees click when I get up.
marinara:
that's nice
thank you for telling me
Thani:
You're welcome.
marinara:
I'll be thinking of your old knees now
whenever I walk
Thani:
In just a few months, you'll be like me.
marinara:
I look forward to it
I'll make a song to the clicks
Thani:
I'm a little bit worried about you.
marinara:
same
but I have a question
Thani:
Go for it.
marinara:
are you busy tomorrow night
like
do you have to be up the following morning
Thani:
No.
marinara:
that's not
very clear
Thani:
Sorry, no plans.
Unless Alya springs something on me.
marinara:
sweet
wanna stay up stupidly late
Thani:
You're really selling the idea here.
marinara:
no need to be rude about it
Thani:
Sure, let's do it.
It's been a while.
marinara:
well
that was easy
Thani:
My old age has made me a pushover.
marinara:
true
does that mean I can make you do all sorts of things now
Thani:
You already get my hand services.
What more could you want?
marinara:
true...
but maybe a bit of love
Thani:
Maybe.
marinara:
a little bit
Thani:
That depends.
marinara:
what does it depend on
oh wise one
Thani:
On what you want to watch together.
marinara:
something
bad
Thani:
Okay, I'll love you a little.
marinara:
!
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private chat: leks and marinara
leks:
hi
marinara:
hi
leks:
do u have a spare mouse
mine broke
marinara:
…
ask your brother?
leks:
he said no
and
i'm too lazy to search in his room
it's a mess
marinara:
did you look under his bed
leks:
why would i look there
marinara:
because
he keeps spare shit in a box there
leks:
o
for real
?
marinara:
you're both hopeless
okay, I put it under there
hoping
he'd remember
leks:
helpful
marinara:
check it, loser
leks:
k
marinara:
unbelievable
leks:
got one
it lights up
marinara:
you might be able to choose the colours
if it's the one I'm thinking of
leks:
nice
marinara:
enjoy
was that all you wanted
leks:
maybe
marinara:
using me...
when I'm ill...
leks:
i use u when ur ok too
don't be so dramatic
marinara:
try and stop me
leks:
ew
marinara:
wtf
this isn't feeling much like a friendship right now
you're terrible
leks:
give me more things
then we'll talk
marinara:
what do you want
leks:
rose wants to see u again
marinara:
as she should
I'm awesome?
leks:
ew
marinara:
stop ewing me
I have feelings!
leks:
whatever
do u wanna dye ur hair again
or are u gonna
let it grow out
marinara:
nah
if rose is up for it
then sure
but I don't want that to be the only time
that I see her?
leks:
ok
buy us lunch
then hair
marinara:
I can do that
leks:
k
marinara:
but
I feel like you just used me for food
leks:
is that anything new
marinara:
true...