The Wrath of Carol Pingrey

by Batdude365

After escaping from juvie, Carol Pingrey and her cohorts set out to capture Lincoln Loud again, by any means necessary... (Remake of “A Carol of Revenge”; cover image by therockmeister from Loud Booru; co-written by Harry65)

27. Chapter 27

LATER THAT NIGHT...

(Ivy, Scarlett, and Stiletto are driving around Royal Woods in hopes of finding Lincoln and Lori, and bringing them to Carol.)

Ivy: "Where is this damn house?"

(Scarlett looks on the GPS on her phone.)

Scarlett: "Hmm, it says that their address is 1216 Franklin Avenue."

Stiletto: "Lets go look on that street, girls."

(The three of them all go to the street where they find the Loud House, with lots of traps littered about the front yard.)

Scarlett: "I think that's the house."

Stiletto: "And it looks like the Louds have been expecting us…"

Ivy: "Let's get the runt and get out of here."

Scarlet: "As well as his big sister, or Pingrey won't let us use the Loud boy at all."

Stiletto: "Let's get 'em."

(The trio get off their bikes and approach the house, but little did they know, the dome's electricity kicks in and shocks them.)

Stiletto: "Ow! What the fuck?!"

(Stiletto puts her hand out towards the house and gets shocked, as she collapses onto the ground.)

Ivy: "Stiletto!"

Scarlett: "Maybe we can blast our way in!"

(Scarlett pulls out a double barrel shotgun and aims at the house.)

Scarlett: "Let's see if this thing can withstand this!"

(Scarlett shoots at the house, but the bullet ricochets off off the dome, causing both Ivy and her to dodge it as it hits a nearby bird.)

Ivy: "Hmm… This is gonna be a problem…"

Scarlett: "We better let the boss know about this."

(Ivy pulls her phone out and dials Carol.)

Carol: "Is the deed done?"

Ivy: "No… In fact, we can't even get inside the Louds' place."

Carol: "What?!"

Ivy: "There's this barrier around the house that we can't get through without being shocked, or shoot through without getting hit by the blast."

Carol: "Damn it! I guess I underestimated those Louds too early…" (to Ivy) "Find a way to break into their house!"

Ivy: "What would you suggest we do, boss?"

Carol: "I don't know, dig your way in? Do something! Right now, I'm reforming a business here! And I need the main secret ingredient!" (hangs up)

Ivy: "We're gonna need shovels, girls."

Scarlett: "Alright. Let's find a tool store."

(Ivy and Scarlett tug Stiletto onto one of their motorcycles, as they head to a tool store.)

Ivy: "What the?! Closed?!"

Scarlett: "How are we gonna get shovels now?"

(Ivy grabbed a rock and throws it at the door, triggering an alarm.)

Scarlett: "Good thinking, Ivy."

Ivy: "Hurry before the cops come!"

(Stiletto, Scarlett, and Ivy all go into the tool store and grab three shovels, as they head back to the Loud House.)

Stiletto: "That Loud boy and girl are as good as ours."

(Once back at the house, Stiletto begins digging a hole so they can bypass the house, but she still gets shocked.)

Ivy: "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!"

(In Lisa's room, she is still working on her contraptions, as she hears Ivy's screaming.)

Lisa: "What in Edison's name is that?"

(Lisa looks out her window to see Ivy and Scarlet dragging out a paralyzed Stiletto from the hole in front of the house.)

Lisa: "What are those three doing?"

Luna: (coming in) "Hey, Lisa, are you okay?"

Lisa: "We have potential intruders! Get the others up!"

(Lisa opens one of her desk drawers to press a button and triggers an alarm, as Luna begins knocking on everybody's doors.)

Luna: "Dudes and dudettes, wake up!"

(The others wake up and come out their bedrooms.)

Lynn: "What's going on?!"

Lola: "What's happening?!"

Lisa: "There's three intruders just outside our house."

(Lisa shows a monitor to show Ivy, Scarlett, and Stiletto.)

Lincoln: (gasps) "Those are the same three girls who tried to hurt me, Jordan, and Stella!"

Luna: "Those bitches just never give up, do they?!"

Lola and Lana: "LET'S GET THEM!"

(The Louds grab their respective weapons and head to the front yard.)

Scarlett: "What the hell?!"

Stiletto: "You again?!"

Lincoln: "If you wanna fight, then we'll fight!"

(The Louds pile onto the three women, mercilessly beating down on them.)

Stiletto: (groans) "You bastards!"

(After being handed rope from Lana, Lincoln, Lori, and Luna tie up Stiletto, Ivy, and Scarlet respectively.)

Luna: "That's for trying to mess with our little bro's girlfriends!"

(The three Louds then tie cloths around the girls' mouths, silencing then.)

Rita: "And now, you three are going to jail, where you belong..."

(Rita dials 911 on her phone.)

Rita: "Hello, 911? I have three girls who were trespassing and trying to assault the rest of my family!"

Operator: "The police are on their way now!"

(The three girls growl in anger over their defeat, as they squirm in their restraints. Soon, the police arrives at the Loud House.)

Officer 1: "Is everybody okay?"

Lola: "We're OK, officer. Now, book 'em!" (points to Stiletto, Ivy, and Scarlet)

Officer 2: "I heard that a tool store was robbed earlier... "

Lana: "And there's some proof they were likely behind." (points to the shovels near the hole)

Luna: "They also trespassed and tried to assault us, specifically our brother."

Officer 3: "Okay, let's go."

(The officer loads the three women into a truck, as he and his squad drive away.)

Luna: "Glad those bitches got what they deserve."

Lincoln: "Same here, sis. Now, we just have to deal with those Pingrey ladies…"

Lori: "And the rest of their bullshit army, for that matter…"

IN KALAMAZOO…

Carol: (impatient) "Where could those bimbos be? They should've come back with Linky and Lori, by now…"

(As a bored Carol flips through TV channels, she comes across the news.)

Katherine Mulligan: "This is a late night report. Three ladies were arrested for breaking entering, theft, attempted assault, and trespassing. They're now being transported to Michigan County Penitentiary, as they're now sentenced to five to ten years in prison."

(The news program shows mugshots of Stiletto, Ivy, and Scarlett. Incensed, Carol kicks the TV onto the ground, breaking it.)

Carol: (furious) "THAT'S IT! Those Louds do nothing but fuck me over! And not the good kind with Linky." (in a deep voice with a flame background) "It's time… for the Pingreys to go in with a full frontal assault…"

(Carol marches into Connie's motel room and confronts her aunt.)

Connie: "What's the matter, Carol?"

Carol: "The Louds got my recruits arrested."

Connie: "Oh, no…"

Carol: Tomorrow, let's go over there and take Linky and Lori ourselves."

Connie: "But what about our business?"

Carol: "I don't care! I'm getting them, one way or another…"

Connie: "If that's what you want, sweetie, we'll do it… I'll tell the girls to gather weapons."

Carol: "Great! Thanks, auntie!" (kisses Connie on the cheek) "See ya in the morning!" (leaves room)

Connie: "Yeesh, that girl can be so bratty sometimes…"

THE NEXT MORNING…

(In Royal Woods, Lincoln wakes up, yawning and stretching. He proceeds to freshen up, get dressed, and go down for breakfast.)

Lynn Sr.: "Good morning, son."

Lincoln: "I'd like the usual, please."

Lynn Sr.: "You got it, sport."

(Lynn Sr. makes Lincoln a breakfast burrito with extra chips in it.)

Lincoln: "Thank you, Dad."

Lynn Sr.: "No problem. Now eat up, you all got school today."

Lincoln: "I'll eat on my way there. Bye, Dad." (leaves house)

(Lincoln proceeds to eat his breakfast burrito as he heads to school. Outside, Stella and Jordan are sitting on the school's stoop.)

Stella: "Hey, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Hey, girls."

Jordan: "Ready for today's game of dodgeball?" (chuckles mischievously)

Lincoln: "Just because we're boyfriend and girlfriend, doesn't mean that I'm going easy on you, Jordy." (to Stella) "And we can't let our team down, Stells. Keep your head in the game."

Stella: "You got it, baby."

(The three head inside the school to get to Mrs. Johnson's class in time.)

Mrs. Johnson. "Ah, great. Everyone's here."

(Later during class, while Lincoln is taking notes on what's on the board, a paper airplane hits him in the back of the head.)

Lincoln: "Hmm?"

(Lincoln takes the airplane and unravels it, revealing a note on it. He blushes happily as he faces Jordan and Stella, who give kissing faces to him.)

Lincoln: (laughs) "Oh, you guys…"

(Lincoln puts the note away in his backpack, luckily without his teacher noticing.)

Lincoln: (in his mind) "I love having two girlfriends. Gotta thank Lori and Luna for all this."

THIRTY MINUTES LATER...

(The bell rings.)

Jordan: "Let's head to PE now, Linc."

Lincoln: "Good luck." (gives Jordan a kiss)

Stella: (clears throat) "Aren't you forgetting someone?"

(Lincoln gives Stella a kiss, as well.)

Stella: "There we go…"

(As the three head over to their next class, Chandler walks through the hallway and is miffed upon seeing Lincoln holding hands with both Jordan and Stella.)

Chandler: "Oh, so Larry can get away with having two girls, but I get beaten the crap out of for doing the same thing?"

Boy 2: "Actually, you cheated on Christina, while in turn dating Mollie, Chandler, so it's your own fault."

Chandler: "No one asked you, man."

Boy 1: "It's true."

Chandler: "Say, gym class is about to start, so I'm about to get some revenge…"

(At gym class, the teams are formed to play dodgeball with Lincoln and Stella on one team and Jordan on the other.)

Coach Pacowski: "The rules are this. If you step over the line, get hit, or catch the opposing ball, you're out!"

(It cuts to Chandler, who is on Jordan's team.)

Chandler: (in his mind) "Just you wait, Larry, you'll soon taste the justice you deserve…"

Coach Pacowski: "Okay, 3, 2, 1! Dodgeball!"

(Lincoln's team go into their scorpion formation, dodging the incoming balls.)

Rusty: "Keep the formation tight! We have to win this!"

(A ball hits Rusty and Zach.)

Clyde: "Oh, no!"

Rusty: "Sorry, guys. Win this for us."

(Now, Lincoln, Stella, Clyde, and Liam are in snake form.)

Stella: "It's okay, we can still win this with only four."

(Jordan throws a dodgeball at Liam, who gets hit with it. Lincoln throw a dodgeball at Lance, eliminating him.)

Stella: "Nice job, Lincoln!"

(Jordan throws one at Lincoln…)

Clyde: (slow-motion) "Nooooo!"

(Clyde jumps in Lincoln's way, taking the shot.)

Lincoln: "Clyde!"

Clyde: "You and Stella can do this…." (faceplants)

(Now, Chandler has two balls in hand, and he's fully set on chucking them at the Loud boy.)

Chandler: "It's time. TAKE THIS!"

(Chandler throws the balls, but they're headed for Stella; Lincoln notices and gasps.)

Lincoln: "Look out!"

(Lincoln shoves Stella out of the way and he takes the balls to the face, knocking him down.)

Chandler: "Gotcha…" (chuckles mischievously)

Stella: "Lincoln!"

Jordan: "Lincoln, no!" (glares at a laughing Chandler)

Chandler: "In your face, Larry! That's for costing me my girlfriend!"

Stella: (to Chandler; mad) "You…"

Jordan: (to Chandler; mad) "Jerk!"

(Jordan and Stella get as many balls as they can, and chuck them at Chandler.)

Chandler: "Ahh! I'm outta here!" (crawls to gym exit)

(Stella and Jordan drops their balls, as they rush towards their boyfriend.)

Jordan: "Lincoln, are you OK?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, I'm fine. But my face hurts so bad. What are those balls even made of?"

Stella: "C'mon, let's take you to the nurse."

(Jordan and Stella take Lincoln to Nurse Patti.)

Nurse Patti: "What happened here?"

Lincoln: "Dodgeball incident. Aggh, my face..."

Nurse Patti: "Ouch… Here's an ice pack, hon."

(Nurse Patti gives Lincoln an ice pack.)

Lincoln: "Thanks, Nurse Patti. What happened to Chandler, girls?"

Stella: "He got away."

Jordan: (looks through hallway) "Wait a minute, he's right there."

(Chandler, miffed, walks down the hallway, only to receive a dodgeball to the face.)

Jordan: "Bullseye."

Lincoln: "Nice shot."

(Stella and Jordan both kiss Lincoln's face. Chandler sees Lincoln and walks up to him.)

Chandler: "Hey. Larry."

Lincoln: (sighs) "What do you want? And it's Lincoln."

Chandler: "I just wanted to say… I'm sorry for teasing you and blaming you for my break-up… And for hurling a dodgeball to your face."

Lincoln: "Well, I guess I'll accept your apology…"

Chandler: "It's just that… You, of all people, managed to get not only one, but two loving girlfriends so effortlessly. Meanwhile, I'm struggling to maintain only one."

Lincoln: "Well, if you be more honest with your future dates, then maybe you'll be accepted more."

Chandler: "I'll try to keep that in mind. Anyway, how'd you find out about me kissing Mollie in the first place?"

Lincoln: "Well, Clyde might've overheard a few things, and he isn't very good at keeping secrets…"

Chandler: "Figured… Pretty sure Christina and Mollie are still pissed at me."

Lincoln: "If you just talk to them and be honest, maybe they'll reconsider."

Chandler: "I hope so. Thanks… Lincoln."

Lincoln: "You're welcome. About time you got my name right."

Chandler: "Yeah." (leaves nurse's office)

Lincoln: "Let's head back to gym, babes."

Stella: "Sure thing, baby."

(Lincoln puts his arms around both Stella and Jordan, as the three of them head back to gym class.)

MEANWHILE...

(In Kalamazoo, Carol wakes up and realizes how late in the day it is.)

Carol: "Damn it. I slept in for too long."

(She gets dressed and walks outside where everybody is in the Hummer.)

Connie: "There she is."

Darla: "About damn time you came out, girl. The Loud boy's probably still in school."

Carol: "Settle down, Darla. We'll nab Linky when his school lets out and he's on his way home."

Connie: "And we got another surprise for you, Carol."

(Connie goes to the side and wheels in a crate.)

Carol: "What's with the crate?"

Connie: "Open it up, and you'll see, sugar."

(Carol removes the top of the crate to reveal… a rocket launcher.)

Carol: "How'd you get this, auntie?"

Connie: "I have my ways… Anyway, let's get the Loud boy, his sister, and maybe a couple of his classmates."

Carol: "Right! Auntie, a little help?" (points to the top of the Hummer)

Connie: "I gotcha covered."

(Connie lifts Carol, as she is now on top of the Hummer, about to give a speech.)

Carol: "Today… is the day that we bring the Loud family to their knees… They've finally costed me, no, us a lot of trouble… I wanted Lil' Linky and Lori back in my grasp, and this time, they'll stay with us… forever... I've been waiting for this day for a long, long, time… The Loud Family will all suffer for good, and Lil' Linky and Lori will be ours! Our business will skyrocket throughout the rest of the country! EVERYONE… TO ROYAL WOODS!"

(Everyone enters the Hummer and speed off to Royal Woods.)

Carol: "Lil' Linky…. You will be mine forever!" (laughs evilly)

BACK IN ROYAL WOODS…

(Lincoln is rummaging through his locker, until he gets a call from Lisa.)

Lincoln: (answers phone) "Yeah, Lisa?"

Lisa: "I did it. I finally finished my contraption to help rescue those boys in Kalamazoo."

Lincoln: "That's great."

Lisa: "But, there's some bad news…"

Lincoln: "What?"

Lisa: "According to my radar readings of Kalamazoo, Carol… is not in the same place as those boys… In fact, she's coming here to Royal Woods… And she's not alone…"

Lincoln: (terrified) "WHAT?!"

Lisa: "Specifically, she and her aunt's gang are coming to the elementary school."

Lincoln: "Oh, dear god! We gotta warn everybody!"

Lisa: "No need to worry, I'll mass text the others on the info, and they'll know."

Lincoln: (frantically) "But I gotta let the rest of the school know! Bye, Lisa!"

(Lincoln hangs up and dashes towards the principal's office.)

Cheyrell: "What's the matter, hon?"

Lincoln: "Huge emergency! I need to see Huggins!"

Cheyrell: "What kind of emergency?"

Lincoln: "You know Carol Pingrey?"

Cheyrell: "You mean that awful girl who broke out of juvenile hall? She's all over the news!"

Lincoln: "Yes, that one! That maniac's coming over here with her aunts gang right now!"

Cheyrell: "What?!"

Lincoln: "So, can I see Principal Huggins and tell him about this?"

Cheyrell: "Sure thing, hon!"

(Lincoln dashes into Huggins' office, as he's doing paperwork.)

Principal Huggins: "What is it, Loud?"

(Lincoln whispers the problem into Huggins' ear, as his eyes widen from shock. It cuts to the outside of the school.)

Principal Huggins: (over the intercom; petrified) "Everyone, there's a crazed woman and her gang coming towards the school! Evacuate immediately!!"

(The whole school goes into panic, as they run out of the school. Lincoln puts on his backpack, as Lola, Lana, Lucy, and Lisa drop by the principal's office.)

Lana: "There you are, Lincoln! Let's get the heck out of here!"

Lincoln: "You got the text too?!"

Lola: "Yeah, we did! We gotta get home now!"

Lincoln: "Right!"

(The Loud siblings trudge their way through the ocean of panicking students and staff as they make their way to the front of the school, where their ride was awaiting.)

Luna: "Dudes, let's go!"

Lincoln: "We heard about Carol!"

Luan: "Hurry! The house is unguarded!"

(The Loud elementary kids jump into Vanzilla, as Lori speeds off back to their house.)