Hello and welcome to TE (actually caps-lock isn't really my thing anymore) Te UlTiMaTe FiNaLe.
First off, an extra special thank you to Duskspiral for inspiring me to write this chapter. Yeh.
My task today is… write 300 words on an actual finale and maybe something special at the end. For the record, it will in no way be self control.
Chapter Thirty: Finale, can't mess this one up
Ashfur, sitting in the first row of the chatroom, raised his gas lighter.
"Yes, Ashfur? The formal chat hasn't even started yet, so why would you even have a question?" asked Ivystorm.
"Is the complimentary gift a GasLighter-2000000? And can I have a pie?"
"No and yes… wait, no, because Crookedstar kindly turned down the invitation to come. Let the talk commence."
Sweet But Psycho blared overhead.
"That means shut up, Ferncloud. Anyways, as I was saying, I have called you here today to tell you idiots-"
A pawful of popcorn shot up. "POINT,"
"Great StarClan, this isn't debate! Anyways, I just wanted to tell you that lollipops will be offered in StarClan from now on, fish pie in every single clan, one cat named Smokefoot and one cat named Ivytail will be chosen from each clan and sent to an arena to fight to the death- YES, ASPENFOOT?"
"Well, in the month where I went on a diet and cut down on boba tea, I realized that that little tapioxa in the tea remind me of those small toads' eggs and the tea looked like the muddy pond water you use to filter..."
"You sound like the science teacher."
Suddenly, Ivystorm smelled the unmistakable scent of…
Could it be?
It was…
"FIREEEEEEEEE EVACUATE THE ROOM GET OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT"
Leafpool gave her a funny look.
Everyone gave her a funny look.
"Uh…, wait…."
Ivystorm looked around.
There was no chatroom in sight.
No popcorn.
No gas lighter.
No toads' eggs in muddy pond water- what am I talking about.
Nothing except…
A slip of paper.
"We regret to tell you that you have done too much harm to the forest. Get out. NOW."
Ivystorm looked back.
No trace of anyone, anything.
Not her friends, not her enemies, not even a single tapioxa.
Nothing.
No one.
I've done too much… time to go…
Goodbye.
And that was how it wasn't even 300 words.
So what is the extra?
THANK YOUS.
Spongekit36/KT-FeatherSage: First reviewer ever… that means a lot XD I wonder if you still like this fanfic? Maybe, maybe not… I really like your fics, though. :)
Lionstorm and Friends: Yay! I'm not sure if you're still active, though… Don't think I ever really used your OC… no, wait, mentioned like once. Oop-
Rift Between Worlds/Starkpuffin: Oop, long time no see! Ashfur being blonde is my favourite spoof headcanon!
Londonvetgirl25: *fails to mock* Oh well. :P
DappledleafTheBootiful: XD I'm still trying to read DOTC, wish me luck! Currently I still want to yeet Clear Sky off two cliffs at once but oh well. You must read CFT! KD Abd how did you get the apple joke?
Watermist of Windclan: Eh, hi… I'm failing math. I might just need a tutor :P
Tigercry: Your reviews make my day XD Actually welp just thanks for all the help, from me and Aurous :DDDDDD Wishing you luck!
RobinLudgate: One word: sociopath. Ok, fine, no, but you should totally make an account. *belts out Some Things Never Change*
Duskspiral: THE BEST INSPIRATIONAL HUMAN EVER :D
Azrakatz: You were, in fact, the first person to write a fanfic so good that I was desperate to review it. So *throws confetti at Azra*
mm i wanna die: Oooop, the expert at constructive criticism! I really enjoyed reading every single super long paragraph and think of amazingly interesting words to reply. ;P *gnaws at pencil* Yes, I used to do that,
FuturisticVampire: ehhh YEET BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO ok imma head out now…
Emrey: YuP iM gReAt (But you're greater)
GuEsT: aiiiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhh my headache oh freaking starclan (did you want a spoof or a real fic? just asking) But in all seriousness, XD Firecinder is now somewhat of an inside joke.
addaleecunningham: Yup, Aspen x Ash. I love that ship nowadays. Aspen now is just a huge weirdo instead of a cute goofball… actually he's a bit of both.
Mountainshine: I HAVE YOUR POPCORN. By the way, caramel totally goes on pancakes.
KrazyKube: B-b-but what is MLG? Do you mean MLP? (uh, no you obviously didn't)
MEH.
Imma use a weird signout,
Ivystorm
oooh that should be my real signout XD
Weird poll: Does anyone know the signout "From the stars"? If you do woah, I salute you.
Did I miss anyone?