From: fuckificare
To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
Sent: 7:43 AM 24 April 2017
Dear, Birch
How the fuck do you wake up so early? Seriously…
I'm fine, I just maybe drank a bit too much.
I really didn't say anything important, so I'm sorry.
I really wasted your time and worried you over nothing.
Anyways.
I understand what you mean. Hopefully that kinda shit will get better for us soon.
God, why am I so optimistic today? I bet you it's because I'm too damn hungover to care about anything.
Sincerely, Me