Beyblades Vs COD.
The Christmas Edition.

"Bryan, what's the funniest thing you have seen this year?"

Even though everyone in the private chat knew that this was a dangerous question to ask, they braced themselves for whatever was going to pop out of Bryan's sexually contaminated mouth.

The answer did pay the price of delay as Bryan couldn't prevent himself from cackling away to himself. This promised the other bladers some form of amusement, so they all shown interest in their own individual ways.

Kai arched an eyebrow. Tyson leaned closer to the television screen. Tala slapped his forehead. Kyoya bit his bottom lip, yet Hiro tilted his head aside.

After a few minutes, Hiro's patiences ran out. "Well, what is it then?"

"I took a shit in the Mother Russia's pure white snow-"

"BAHAHAHAHA!" Tyson immediately roared with laughter. "NO WAY!"

"Aha, I was training outside and I just couldn't hold it in anymore." Bryan took a deep breath to continue his little story. "The shit was so hot that steam was coming from it and it even sank. It looked hotter than Tala's stews that he cooks." Again, Bryan took another pause. "Then again, I bet that shit contained some of your stew-"

"You filthy bastard." Cussed the Blitzkrieg Leader. "I dont know why I put up with this."

"Hey, Bryan." Kyoya interrupted with a smug grin, "How did you know that it was Tala's stew?"

"Well, there was mushrooms in the stew and I can't digest them-"

"Okay, that's enough." Hiro piped up. "This is going a little too far for my liking."

"I'm guessing that Hiro isn't a shit talker then?" Kyoya wriggled his eyebrows, "You definitely haven't tried anal then-"

"With your mum? No, no I haven't tried that with your mum." Hiro interrupted. "Now, where was I?" Hiro glanced through his scope and aimed for the camper who was sniping away his victims, Kai. "Oh, yes, I was here."

PhoenixBlader ravaged HiroG.

"WHAT!?"

"Are you okay, Hiro?" Tyson asked curiously, but then soon changed his mind after reading the screen. "Oh, Kai killed you. Anyway, I have some Christmas cards to post to you guys."

"Christmas cards?" Tala blinked with a blank expression now on his face, "Are you being serious?"

"Yep!" Cheered the champion, "Hilary has written them and she asked me to get your address."

"Oh, you are still trying to escape the friend-zone." Tala's blank expression melted into an amused state. "I'm sure that Bryan would love to give her our address."

"Urghhhhh" Huffed Tyson, "I knew this was going to happen. This is why I wanted to ask on Hilary's behalf."

"Hilary has probably been diagnosed with fangirl syndrome."

"With me?" Tyson's eyes sparkled with hope. "I mean, who wouldn't? I am the best."

"Hiwatari, fangirl syndrome." Kyoya wasn't afraid to dimish Tyson's hope. "I mean, why else would she not ask you out?"

"Shut up Kyoya."

PhoenixBlader snipes LeoneTategami~

"Yes, shut up Kyoya." Kai reinforced. "Nobody wants to hear your irritating pubescent voice Barrymore. It's irritating my ears."

"Yea, no kidding. You always sound like you have a cold, or you sound like you always need to clean your throat." Tyson backed up his captain cockily. "Do you need some of Tala's stew to help you with that?"

"Fuck, off." Tala hissed down the microphone. "I will give you something to clear your throat in a minute-"

"That sounds so dodgie." Bryan sniggered, "What you going to give him? Your dick?"

"BRYAN!" Shrieked Tyson. "Stop it!"

Hiro and Kyoya were now cackling away in the background of the chat and Tala was now shivering with disgust.

"I think I would rather stick my dick into the Christmas turkey. Besides, I was going to offer my fist to clear his throat. Not my penis."

Bryan was now rolling on the floor, yet Kai had muted his microphone to prevent the group from hearing his loud snorts. They couldn't believe what had just came out of Tala's smart mouth.

"Well..." Tyson struggled to keep a straight face. "That was pretty grim."

"That's one way to stuff a turkey." Hiro cringed, "I won't ever eat at your place again after hearing this shit."

WolfBoy stabs TheBeyWorldChamp~

"Yes!" Cheered the Valkov, "I've killed the prick."

"I'm too busy listening to this conversation to care anymore." Shrugged Tyson, "Honestly, why do we even play this game anymore?"

"I don't think I even want to visit your place anymore." Hiro added to his list of complaints, "You guys don't even shit in the toilet. You shit outside in the snow, like vermin."

"Kai, is your grand-daddy having you for xmas?" Asked Tyson, "If not, you're welcome to come to the dojo-"

"Grand-daddy?" Tala repeated aloud, "Christ!"

"Urghhhhhh." Kai still refused to unmute his microphone until they had all stopped laughing. "Yes, Tyson, I am spending christmas with my family."

"Who wouldn't wanna be his Grand-daddy?" Bryan winked, "Come sit on my lap, Kai and tell me what you want for christmas whilst you're at it."

"New years? How about New Years, Kai?" Tyson ignored them. "Are you spending it with your family?"

"Yes, Tyson. Now shut, up."

A/N: I hope you guys are having a wonderful festive season. All this material was inspired by my recent walk with my pooch, he took a cracking shit on the pavement and it steamed so much. Gosh, I couldn't stop howling at the idea. Anyhow! Thank you for your loyalty and speak soon! - Granger~