(A: Read until the end.)
(B: Read rules in chapter 21.)
(C: Vote on my poll, in my profile.)
(D: Don't ask more questions for now. I can't keep up with the demand)
(E: Y Universe, Lisa Special, Unikitty (Different Version) and The Announcer are used by Anthony Staffenhagen in the QA "Another The Loud House QA")
Pre Episode Scenes
Fernando: Everyone, I've got a surprise for you!
The Louds gathered around, wondering what Fernando's big surprise was. Surprises from my OCs aren't common.
Sandra: What is that big surprise, bro?
Lisa: Did you got a rare object?
Fernando: Nope!
Lynn Jr.: You have someone famous of your country to meet?
Fernando: It would be nice but no.
Lori: You created something to us test?
Fernando: Not even that.
Lola (Inpatient): What it is then?!?
Fernando: You will see. It will appear in no time.
Leni (Confused): What do you me-
Suddenly, to the shock of all of them, a portal to another universe appeared before them. Most of the people who came out of the portal looked like the Louds but wearing their original outfits. The exception to this was the Lana lookalike. She was dressed like she was a character in a Pokémon game and carrying a huge egg. There was also a person who looked like Leni but dressed like Lisa, a young girl with orange hair and a nearly all green outfit, and some weird looking pink creature that looked like she was a toy.
Fernando: From the Y Universe, meet Lynn, Rita, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Izzy! From a few other universes, meet Lisa Special, Unikitty, and The Announcer!
Sandra: Calma aí, Fernando! (Calm down, Fernando!) That's too many names. Where's...?
The Announcer: It seems that way because you can only hear my voice.
Sandra (Surprised): Really? Okay... This is weird but no more comment!
Lincoln (Y Universe): It's great to meet you all.
Lincoln was surprised that his counterpart's voice sounded so deep.
Lincoln: Why's your voice sound like that?
Lincoln (Y Universe): Because I'm 15. How old are you?
Lincoln: 12. So, what brings you all here.
Lynn (Y Universe): In our universe, we do a QA show called Another The Loud House QA.
Lana (Y Universe): We're here to do a crossover with you!
Lisa: Another The Loud House QA?!? But that's the same one that was mentioned the last episode of this universe's show!
Lisa (Y Universe): It sure is!
Luna: Okay. Cool, dudes. But...why do you have two Lenis? And why is one of them dressed like Lisa?
Lisa Special: That's because I'm not Leni. I'm Lisa. I'm from another universe with a family similar to the Louds but in a different order.
To the surprise of everyone, including the guests, one more guest came from the portal. It was a small white creature that looked like a flying squirrel. It was a female Pokémon named Emolga.
Emolga: The Specials are like how one of the Supermans in Crisis on Infinite Earths looks like one of the characters who are not Superman.
Lola: ...What the *BLEEP!* is that?
Lana: It's a Pokémon! Are Pokémon real in your universes?
Lana (Y Universe): They sure are!
Unikitty: Not in my universe though.
Lincoln (Y Universe): But speaking of that, I've got a similar question for you, Lincoln.
Lincoln: And what would that be?
The older of the two Lincolns gestured his hands around Izzy.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Is there a version of this girl in your universe? I've seen several other Lincolns across the multiverse and none of them have her.
Lincoln: Hhhm...I don't know. I've never seen her before, but you never know. She might be in this universe somewhere.
Lincoln (Y Universe): What about Ronnie Anne's friend Sid? Are Sid and her family vampires, witches, or humans?
Lincoln: Uhhh...What? Why?
Lincoln (Y Universe): In my universe, they're vampires. But I've also heard of one where they're witches and the original ones are humans.
Lincoln: Well, I never thought to ask them. I just assumed they were humans.
The Announcer: Speaking of humans, who'd like to go out for pizza before we start the show? My treat.
Sandra (Raising an eyebrow): How did hearing the word "humans" make you think of pizza?
Izzy: Pizza was invented by a human. It's intended to be eaten by a human. I'd call that solid reasoning. Wouldn't you?
Sandra: Okay...? I can... Accept that.
Lincoln: We would love to eat pizza. It would be a nice way to talk to each other to know better.
Lana (Y Universe): Then, let's g-
Before she could finish the sentence, I knocked on the door and opened it to see what is happening.
Author: Hey guys, what is happening and who are you tal- WWWHHOOO THEY ARE AND WHY THEY LOOK LIKE YOU?!
Everybody looked at each other due to my reaction.
Lincoln (Y Universe): We are from the Y Universe and we do a show called Another The-
Author (Guessing it with surprise): -Loud House QA?
Lucy (Y Universe)(Surprised at this guess): Yes. How do you know?
Author: Because I sent some questions to you!
Lincoln (Y Universe): Really?
Author: Yeah! And I had to apologize to you for making that fight between you and the Total DramaRama kids.
Izzy: Wait... You're JMbuilder?
Author: Yes, I am. Soo... What are you doing here?
The Announcer: We are here doing a crossover with your show.
Author (Surprised): Ah... You're a voice? Cool! (Looks to his characters) What were you talking about with them?
Lincoln: They were inviting us for Pizza, before the show.
Author: Can I join?
Sandra: Of course. I mean... If the Y Universe doesn't mind.
Luna (Y Universe): We don't mind. The more the merrier!
Izzy: Merrier? Oh boy! It's surprising Christmas! I love when that happens!
Sandra (Looking at Fernando): Soo... Bro. How you made that surprise us?
Fernando: Well...
/FLASHBACK/
Fernando was in his own hotel room, watching the show of Kitchen Nightmare, laying on his bed.
Fernando: I really like this show. And those insults... Are way better than on my country's Kitchen Nightmare.
The Portuguese man was really liking this show. But then, suddenly, the television started to not work, since it was static. Finally, it explodes, making Fernando jump out of the bed of fear.
Fernando: What the what?!
Then, he noted that his phone was vibrating much and he took it. It was static too. However, instead of exploding too, the screen showed Lisa Special and the Y Universe's Lisa.
Lisa (Y Universe): Hello? Somebody there?
Fernando: Lisa? What are you doing? And why you are wearing the same clothes as last year?
Lisa Special: I'm sorry, but I don't believe we've met. You're likely mistaking me for someone else.
Fernando: Leni? Why you are dressing like Lisa?
Lisa Special: I expected you to say that. I'm not Leni and this young girl beside me is not the Lisa you know. Which Lisa and Leni DO you know?
Fernando (Raising an eyebrow): From the Loud Family, of course. Royal Woods. All of that.
Lisa (Y Universe): Soo... Who are you?
Fernando: My name is Fernando.
Lisa Special: And, out of curiosity, how do you know the Loud family of your universe?
Fernando: My universe? That question explains some things. To answer, I know them since I work at the same show they work.
Lisa Special: And what show is that?
Fernando: It's called Loud Question. It's a QA show.
At that, the two Lisas got surprised.
Lisa (Y Universe): Loud Question?
Lisa Special: That's the show I showed Lincoln.
Fernando: Wait... Did you hear about the Loud Question?
Lisa Special: Yes, we did! You see: We have a QA show called Another The Loud House QA and there was a person with the username JMbuilder that mentioned that he has a QA too. Not directly, but I know that that's what it's called.
Fernando: Oh... Fixe!
Lisa (Y Universe): Uh... What?
Fernando: Ups... Sorry. English is not my main language. I'm from Portugal. I meant "Cool"!
Lisa (Y Universe): Yes, I know what "fixe" means. I simply fail to see how anything is brought up in this conversation of ours could be seen as, as you put it, "cool."
Lisa Special: I apologize for her. She's no fun.
Fernando: It's nice that you know the show. I wish your QA and mine made a crossover!
Lisa Special: Yeah... (Gets an idea) Hey! How about we do one?
Lisa (Y Universe): I do not like this idea of yours.
Lisa Special: Because it's my idea?
Lisa (Y Universe): Exactly.
Lisa Special: Come on! It will be good.
Fernando: Okay! I agree. Let's just talk with the rest of you and we can make a surprise at the Loud family of this universe.
Lisa Special: Alright! I will prepare the portal.
/END OF FLASHBACK/
Fernando (Taking a bite of a slice of pizza): And that's how we meet up.
Right now, everybody was at Domino's, eating some pizza. Looks like Fernando told them everything while walking to the place.
Lincoln: Wow... It really looks random.
Lisa: But that is understandable. (Looks to the other two Lisas while eating) And I'm surprised at the fact that there are two of me. One like Leni and other normal but slightly older.
Lisa Special: That's the fun of the multiverse. You never know what you're gonna find. I once found one where Dr. Fox acts like Luan Loud.
Lincoln (Y Universe): JMbuilder, how will this episode of work?
Luna (Looking to me): Yeah Author! You had some ideas?
I don't respond since I'm talking with The Announcer about interests.
Luna: JMbuilder!
Author (Listening to Luna and turning to her): Huh? What?
Lori (Y Universe): Your Luna asked how the crossover episode will work.
Author: Yeah... We talked about it before getting on the topic of interest. Simply, my universe will answer 35 questions normally.
The Announcer: However, for the Y Universe, you guys will answer the other 30 questions. Some are questions sent by the readers of Loud Question, but the other part is questions that were already answered but the Author thinks it would be a good idea to see what would be your answers.
Author: You agree with this?
The Y Universe and my universe (Called Builder House Variant 1) characters look at each other. Then, they nod.
Author: Alright! Let's eat pizza and hit the show!
Leni (Confused): Hit the show? How? By hitting a script or a camera?
Almost everybody facepalmed at my universe's Leni's question.
Lisa Special: That's a genuinely good question, Leni. If that had been what JMbuilder meant, you wouldn't hit the script or the camera. You would hit the show itself, which is not physically possible.
Leni: Thank you.
Lisa Special: No problem.
Loud Question
Season 2
Episode 2
Off-screen claps are heard. Then, we see the Louds, Fernando and Sandra on stage. But they aren't alone: There is another version of Louds, a pink creature, a Leni who's also a Lisa, a green dressed girl, and another creature.
Louds, Fernando and Sandra: WAZZUP GUYS!
Lola: Welcome to this new episode!
Lincoln: Now... You might wonder why there are people like us, Louds, and more people.
Luna: It's because it's a crossover!
Fernando: Say hello to Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Izzy, this last one of Total DramaRama, from Universe Y! Also, from a few other universes, say hello to Lisa Special, Unikitty, Emolga, and The Announcer! All of them from Another The Loud House QA!
Emolga wanted to correct him and say that she's never been on Another The Loud House QA and that she's from the Y Universe, but she was too socially awkward.
Everybody claps and waves their flags at this.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Hi! It's nice to meet you!
Lucy (Y Universe): It's good to see more people.
Izzy: I love noodles with butter!
Lincoln (Y Universe): ...Why did you just say that? There was no reason to. And why on Earth would you like the taste of...?
Izzy: Just because something doesn't need to be said doesn't mean it can't be. Purple is a color! Tennis is boring! I've never seen an Alec Baldwin movie! Don't tell me who I can and can't love! Try it, it's fun! Mega Man may or may not have a cousin named Broccoli! My Lincoln is totally in love with Clyde!
Lincoln: No I'm not!
Izzy jumped on Unikitty.
Izzy: Fly, dragon, fly!
Unikitty: I'm not a dragon.
Izzy: Shush! Don't ruin this for me. I'm riding a dragon!
Emolga jumped on the pink LEGO too and started singing.
Emolga: We're gonna ride the dragon! THE DRAGON!
Embracing the fun randomness, Unikitty took off into the air and started flying around in circles.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Stop this! You're making a scene!
Sandra: Let's get the show started!
Loud Question's Turn
Number 1: Loud's especially Lynn what do you think of the Simpsons episode where after Bart loses a ball game the whole town hates him for it?
Louds: WORST EPISODE EVER!
Number 2: For season 2 I have a question for each sibling.
Lincoln: Uh... Should we divide or...
Author: No no! Just vobsider as a unique question!
Lori: What was your longest phone conversation?
Lori: 1 hour and 21 minutes.
Leni: If I'm a girl with tan skin, dark brown hair and blue eyes, what color would look best on me?
Leni: I think the answer is either light blue or light pink.
Luna: Whatis the best song by Queen?
Luna: We Are The Champions!
Luan: If Mickey is a mouse that walks on 2 feet then what duck walks on 2 feet?
Luan: What duck?
Author: Tell Luan the answer is ALL DUCKS WALK ON 2 FEET LOL.
Author: The reader said that it's all the ducks.
Luan: Wait what? That joke is not funny! We all know that ducks walk in two feet!
Lynn: Have you ever tried synchronized swimming cuz I do it and it is really hard.
Lynn Jr.: Yes but it wasn't of my type.
Lucy: I'm a fan of poetry so can you write me a poem?
Lucy: I can't. I need to know more about you.
Author: Argh... Making Lucy write a poem is hard. Poetry is not my cup of tea.
Lola: Wrestle a gator.
Lola: I think you have mistaken me with Lana.
Sandra: No, Lola! It's you.
Lola: WHAT?!?
A gator appears from nowhere and Lola runs away as the animal chases her.
Lana: Wrestle Lindsay Sweetwater.
Lana (Scoofing): Easy! I even beat Lynn once!
Lynn Jr.: Because I wasn't prepared!
Lana ignores it and starts wrestling Lindsay, against her will. In the end, after 1 minute,...
Lindsay: STOP! STOP! I GIVE UP!
Lana (RaisIng two fists): I WON!
Lisa: What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow ( Monty Python reference!)?
Lisa: I don't know I will resear-
Lisa Special: This is a mistake, Lisa!
Lisa: What? Why?
Lisa Special: That is a meme. And there is no real answer to that!
Lisa (Facepalming): Oh... Dang it!
Lisa Special's phone rang.
Lisa Special: It's my Luan. She's watching this and she says she's stunned I know a meme that she's never heard before. I don't know how to feel about this.
Lily: Say Snuffaluffagus.
Lily: Snuff... alu... ffa... Gaus...
Lincoln. Who is your favorite superhero other than Ace Savvy?
Lincoln: Spider-Man!
Number 3: Here's a question for everyone: what do you think about the Disney series called "The Mandalorian"?
Everyone (Of my universe, except Lisa and Lincoln): It's a nice show.
Lincoln: I love it! Good action!
Lisa: It's a show that goes beyond expectations.
Number 4: excellent work and happy new year to you as well :)
Author: Thanks!
Number 5: Hey lucy Sam and Dean are here to help you with your ghost problems and dante Dalmatian has appeared out of nowhere forecasting Ghidorah returns.
Lucy: Ghost problems? I don't have any! (Looks to Sam and Dean) Sorry but it's a false alarm!
Sam and Dean: Aw man!
Dante Dalmatian: GHIDORAH WILL RETURN IN NO TIME. IT WILL BE I-
POOF!*
Everybody gasps as Dante disappears.
Author: Thank god I made him teleport to his home. This prevision was everything including stupid.
Number 6: Luna: Mick Swagger is dead. What do you do?
Luna: What are yo-
PAF!*
A newspaper appeared from nowhere and hit Luna's face. At that, she takes it out of her face and reads what it says. And there are the words "MICK SWAGGER DIED". At that...
Luna: No... That can't be true... No!
Then... She gets out of the stage to try to process what she discovered.
Number 7: Ronnie Anne, do you still wear your black sports shoes with pink stripes shown in Shell Shock?
Lincoln: One minute! We need to call her! She isn't here, this time!
After half an hour, Ronnie Anne from my universe came into the stage. When she notices the other Louds, she gets shocked.
Ronnie Anne: Woah! Why do these people look like you?
Lori (Y Universe)(Raising her hand): I will explain.
At that, Lori from Y Universe explains to her everything. When she finished, the Latina put a hand in her forehead.
Ronnie Anne: Shoot! This is much to process.
Lisa Special: I wish I could say I know how you feel, but this is all completely normal to me.
Fernando: Could you answer this question, Ronnie Anne?
Ronnie Anne: Sure! (Reads the question) Uh... No. They were worn.
Number 8: Lily, can you try hiding this time in Sam's boots and surprise her?
Lily: I vill try but I deoubt I can.
The 2 years old tries to hide in one of Sam's boots but she fails and the boot got stuck in her head.
Lily: Somebodey help me!
Number 9: Fhernandoh, if you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Fernando: Well...
He reaches to his sister and grabs her hand.
Sandra: What are you doing?
Fernando (Shaking it and playful): Dead hand! Dead hand!
Sandra (Thinking): Oh... No...
Fernando: It will knock at that door!
When he said that, he hits Sandra's forehead with her hand.
Sandra: Come on! I always fall for that!
Number 10: Fhernandoh, the fact you are an OC, does it make you feel like a total ORIGINAL? HEH HEH.
Fernando: I guess... It depends on everyone's opinion!
Another The Loud House QA's Turn
Number 11: Lori what would you do if Quagmire and Roshi were in your room hoping to get some " honk honk "?
Lori (Y Universe): Who are Quagmire and Roshi?
Lincoln (Y Universe): I had to look one of them up, but one of them is from Family Guy and the other is from Dragon Ball.
Lori (Y Universe): That did literally nothing to help me understand more. Anyway, if two strangers were in my room and annoying me by honking horns, I would politely ask them to leave. If they didn't leave, I'd literally kick them out.
Lori (Embarrassed): I don't think that is what the "honk honk" means.
Number 12: Lucy, can you perform an exorcism? Currently, your roommate has been possessed by a gluttonous spirit who is eating everything in sight.
Lucy (Y Universe): Is this true?
She took a look at her sister who is voiced by the same actress and saw that she had been possessed by Carrie from The Amazing World of Gumball. Carrie was making her run around and stuff any food she could find into her mouth.
Lucy (Y Universe): It would appear to be true.
The goth grabbed her possessed sister and performed an exorcism that expelled Carrie from her body.
Lucy: Yup! Thanks for doing it! I'm not an expert in exorcism.
Carrie: Well how am I supposed to eat now?! Does anyone here by any chance WANT to be possessed?
Izzy enthusiastically raised her hand.
Number 13: Lucy are you a Steven King fan and if you are what's your favorite King book?
Lucy (Y Universe): I wouldn't call myself a Stephen King fan, but I've read a few of his books and seen a few of his movies. My favorite is The Langoliers. I'd tell you about it, but Izzy's here and I don't want to end up scaring the little girl.
Izzy: SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!
Number 14: Lincoln and Lucy, Ever see The Purge Movies?
Lincoln (Y Universe): I've never seen them, but I've seen the Nostalgia Critic and CinemaSins videos about them.
Lucy (Y Universe): I haven't seen them either. I only like GOOD horror.
Number 15: Loud Siblings, can you read this story called *They Meddle with Love*
Lincoln (Y Universe): Most of us enjoyed it. Lucy and Lisa weren't too into it though.
Number 16: Leni: Do you love Fiona?
Leni (Y Universe): Shrek's wife?
Lincoln (Y Universe): My Leni never got a job at any mall, so she never met any friend named Fiona. I don't even know if that character has a Y Universe counterpart.
Leni: So you don't have a job then?
Leni (Y Universe): Yeah I do. But I get the feeling you wouldn't know what I was talking about if I told you.
Izzy: She, Charles, and my friend Courtney are...
Leni (Y Universe): Please don't tell her.
Number 17: hey, loud kids, I have a question for all of you. how would you want to be punished if you swear in the house you have 3 options. 1. sock in mouth 2. soap in mouth 3. tape over the . each of your answers separately.
Lori (Y Universe): I don't live in the house anymore, but I pick sock in mouth.
Leni (Y Universe): The mouth is NOT where socks go. I would pick soap in the mouth. Then my mouth would be clean.
Leni's older sister patted her on the head.
Luna (Y Universe): Soap in the mouth. I can't sing if there's tape on my mouth or a sock in it.
Luan (Y Universe): Soap in the mouth. Same thing Luna said but about telling jokes.
Lynn (Y Universe): Sock in the mouth. No particular reason. It just sounds right.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Tape over mouth. I don't know why though.
Lucy (Y Universe): Soap.
Lana (Y Universe): Sock.
Lola (Y Universe): Soap.
Lisa (Y Universe): My selection is to have a common household adhesive material to cover my mouth if I were required to receive a punishment for the unaccepted behavior described in this individual's question and were required to choose between the three options provided.
Lily (Y Universe): Poo poo. (Translation: If I could choose anything, I'd pick poo-poo in mouth, but I'll take a sock.)
Everybody else got disgusted in the first part of Lily's (Y Universe)'s answer.
Izzy: TAPE OVER MOUTH!
Lincoln (Y Universe): YOU ARE NOT A...! Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not even gonna bother.
Number 18: Luna and Sam, if ever Brendon Urie from Panic! At the Disco ever dated anyone of you, are you gonna fight over it or agree to share?
Luna (Y Universe): We wouldn't fight or share because neither of us would want to date him. We don't need to find anyone to date because we already have each other. Besides, his band is far from one of our favorites. If we were talkin' Mick Swagger, this would be a whole different story. My Sam isn't here to answer, but she agrees with me. Or at least, I hope she does.
Number 19: Lisa, I want you to research professor Hulk's time travel theory from Avengers: Endgame because I'm still confused about it!
Lisa (Y Universe): I do not know what it is you are referring to. However, I will not study the theory in question due to the fact that it would be nothing but a waste of my precious time. I already know that time travel is an impossibility.
Lisa Special (sarcastic): Yeah, 'cause you don't have a niece FROM the future or anything.
Lisa (Y Universe): Indeed I do not. She was most likely nothing more than a crazed fan who tried too hard to become accepted as a member of my family and somehow succeeded. She deserved her ultimate fate of mysteriously disappearing.
Lincoln (Y Universe): The words spoken by this stubborn denialist do not reflect the views of the rest of the Y Universe Loud family.
Lisa: Seriously? I could refuse research? I end up hitting myself with a frying pan for not understanding!
Number 20: Lynn Sr: React to some episodes of Epic Meal Time and tell us your opinion.
Lynn Sr. (Y Universe): I just looked at some of the pictures for the videos...
Lincoln (Y Universe): Thumbnails, Dad.
Lynn Sr. (Y Universe): Yeah, those. A lot of these foods they made are crimes against cooking. I can't even stomach to watch the videos.
Luan (Y Universe): Hahahahaha! He said "stomach" while talking about food but meant a different definition of the word, resulting in it being an unintentional joke!
Lynn Sr.: I have agreed with the me of Y Universe.
Loud Question's Turn
Number 21: Fhernandoh and Loud Kids, if you were all Pokemon, which one would you be? BTW they all have to be different so Loud kids do not answer with Whismur, Loudred or Exploud all at once depending on your age.
Fernando and Loud Kids (Except Lincoln, Lynn Jr., and Lana): We aren't interested in Pokemon much.
Emolga: I feel offended at that!
Lincoln: Aerodactyl!
Lana: Pikachu!
Lynn Jr.: Keldeo!
Number 22: JMBuilder, the movie Dolittle comes out on January 17th, it looks interesting to see. Would that be something you'd like to see yourself?
Author: I guess. I liked the first Dr. Dollitle movie. I might like this Dolittle movie.
Lisa Special: If you do go see it, good luck. My Luan told me she watched someone on YouTube review it, and it sounds like a really bad movie. And that's exactly what made Luan want to see it immediately. Also, I'm sorry I just gave Universal free advertising.
Number 23: Lisa, sometimes when I watch episodes about you in The Loud House I get a bit irritated by your actions. I understand that you're four years old but sometimes I can't help but think because of your ego you always think you are doing what is best for everyone because they do not 'understand' it yet without you realizing your mistake when the less than favorable results show themselves.
Lisa: I understand your opinion and thanks for telling me this. I will try to be less arrogant.
Number 24: Lisa, I can't help but feel you thrive in an environment where you feel like you are in absolute control. From TMNT Master Splinter once said, "Control is only an illusion, and when that illusion is shattered the shock can be so devastating it could send you over the edge". Just thought I'd let you know
Lisa: Thanks for letting me know too. These words are very true.
Number 25: Hey Lana, get a werewolf as a pet and train it like any other dog.
Lana: I will try!
Lana gets a werewolf but, before she could even start training him, the werewolf jumps into the audience, making them run away
Author: I don't think that was a good idea.
Everybody (Including Y Universe and The Announcer): You think?
The Announcer: ANIMAL CONTROL!
At that, animal control tries their best on containing the werewolf. After that, the audience came back.
Lori: Let's just get in the next question!
Number 26: Alright everybody for 24 whole hours you must look after The Blade of Primus, this legendary weapon once belonged to Lord Primus who was sole ruler of six tribes of elemental gods. It is said that this blade can defeat any foe no matter how undefeatable and can pierce any armor no matter how indestructible. When Lord Primus met his doom the six tribes he ruled over fell out over who should possess the blade. A long and brutal war broke out between the former allies which brought all six tribes to the brink of annihilation. The tribes only barely survived because everyone surrendered due to the losses. So now I'm gonna give that very sword to a couple of children, enjoy! Your challenge is to protect the blade and not do the same thing that the tribes did when they fell out over it. So what do you think, is that dangerous enough for you? (P.s. this isn't a reference to anything so don't bother looking it up, this is a magical artifact from an imaginary story that I made up.
The weapon appears and falls in Lola's head, making her faint. Luckily, she is ok and doesn't need to get into the hospital since the blade was into a case. After that, as everybody is checking up on her, Fernando takes the sword from the box.
Fernando: Let's hope that the challenge isn't as hard as it is said.
Everybody rolls their eyes, as my male OC made a stupid statement. Even Leni rolled.
Ronnie Anne: If I can answer in name of everyone... It's surely dangerous enough!
Lola (Waking up): What did you say?
Lana: That was surely dangerous enough.
Lola (Shocked and looking at Fernando): YOU'RE KIDDING?
Luan (Joking): No, his name is Fernandoh.
Izzy (Looking through a window): Strange people are reaching here! Cool!
Everybody looks at the same window and sees the big number of people of trees.
Lola (Scared): W-W-What?!?
At that, she faints again.
Luna (Y Universe): I don't think that this show's Lola will be useful.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Let's do our best on defending the sword!
Everybody: YEAH!
24 hours later...
Right now, the tribes gave up, took the hurt soldiers and run away. As for everyone else... They are all bruised, except Lola, that always tried to hide or fainted many other times. It's normal to faint a big number of times in 24 hours? I hope yes!
Lincoln: Can we... Can we... Just... Go to the next question?
Author: Al... Alright...
Number 27: Hey Lincoln what do you think if you're playing as the Mandalorian with Lily playing Baby Yoda, Clyde as Greef Karga, Ronnie Anne as the armorer, Chandler as IG-11, and Paige as Cara Dune?
Lincoln: I think that would be awesome and a little crazy.
Number 28: Hey Lynn MATH!
Lynn Jr.: Huh?
A big amount of numbers falls on her at this.
Lynn Jr.: OW! OW! Why? Maths is not a subject I hate!
Author: Sorry if it isn't what you meant.
Number 29: Charles if you can use a PowerPoint presentation and set up Walt with a date...then why does a butterfly distract you from running an obstacle course?
Charles appears and starts barking.
Lisa (Y Universe): Yeah... Nobody will understand.
Lisa: Don't worry! I created a translator!
Lisa takes the translator and points at Charles.
Lisa: Repeat, Charles!
Charles: I only don't distract from things that are very important for me and my animal friends!
Number 30: To all Loud siblings, which boots would you wear if you couldn't wear anything else? Rubber, leather, or ugg?
Lincoln, Lana, Lily, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, and Leni: Rubber!
Lori, Luna, Lola, Lisa: Leather.
Author: What is ugg? I can't translate it!
Another The Loud House QA's Turn
Number 31: Lincoln: Here's a card (with a beetle picture that has an ace of Spade symbol on it) and here's a buckler belt. Try it on for size. (Kamen Rider Blade/Spade reference)
Lincoln (Y Universe) took the card and tried on the buckler belt. To his surprise, a superhero suit formed on his body.
Lincoln (Y Universe): This seems cool, but I still prefer a certain other superhero associated with the Ace of Spades.
Izzy: Jeff Goldblum?
Lincoln (Y Universe): What? No. What on Earth made you think of him? He's not even a superhero.
Lincoln: Who is him?
Lisa Special: It's an actor.
Lincoln: He participated in a superhero movie?
Lori (Y Universe): Uh... No.
Lincoln: Forget then. I would say that is close enough if he was a superhero in a movie.
Number 32: Lisa: Did you just see Lincoln transform into a hero? What's your feeling about it? (From last question involving Kamen Rider)
Lisa (Y Universe): This wouldn't be the first time one of my sibling units has received superpowers. There is no reason for me to find this instance of such a circumstance noteworthy.
Lincoln: Whoa! Hold up! Which one of you has superpowers?
Emolga: Luan does. She has powers that I accidentally gave her this one time I was dared to bite her.
Lincoln: Can I see these powers?
Luan (Y Universe): Can you?!
Luan (Y Universe) shot electricity out of her finger while hovering in the air.
Luan (Y Universe): I was also born with a superpower too. The power of being really good at walking down stairs! And it's not just me who has superpowers. There are two girls in Kalos I know who are superheroes, Lincoln's The Cheese Fairy, and Leni's boyfriend's twin sister has superspeed.
Lori (Y Universe): And on top of that, Ronnie Anne's mom may or may not be a shapeshifter.
Luna: Whoa! Your universe sounds stone-cold crazy!
Lily (Y Universe): Poo poo! (Translation: Oh, it is!)
Number 33: Lincoln and Ronnie Anne could you two sing 'Monster' by Skillet.
Lisa Special: Want me to get her down here, Lincoln?
Lincoln (Y Universe): She probably wouldn't mind singing that with me. Yeah, get her.
Lisa Special used her invention (think the watch thing from One of the Boys) to open a portal to Great Lakes City in the Y Universe.
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): What's with the different looking Louds?
Lincoln: We're from a different universe than you. We're doing a QA and we need you and your Lincoln to do something for it.
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): I'm not in the mood.
Lisa Special: It involves a song that's not from Little Shop of Horrors!
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): I'm suddenly in the mood.
She then jumped through the portal at lightning-quick speed.
Lincoln: I don't understand. Why did that change your mind?
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): There's an annoying girl who is in no way my friend that lives in the same building as me and she's been singing the Little Shop of Horrors song nonstop 'cause she's rehearsing for a play. I've gotten so sick of it that I now love it whenever I hear any other song.
Lincoln (Y Universe) pulled the lyrics to the song up on his phone and both Lunas started playing it.
Lana (Y Universe): Can you guys change it to "Pocket Monster?"
Lana: Nope. They gotta give the person what they asked for.
The secret side of me I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it
It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and I can't control it
Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end!
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): I find that the last line very relatable.
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but I can't control it
'Cause if I let him out, he'll tear me up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end!
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
It's hiding in the dark, its teeth are razor-sharp
There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream
Or maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I'm gonna lose control, it's something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
Ronnie Anne: Wow! You're not bad at singing, "me of Y Universe!"
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): Thanks!
Hearing this, Adelaide (Y Universe), who was also very sick of Sid's singing, poked her head through the portal.
Adelaide (Y Universe): Did I hear a song? Something about feeling like a monster? If that's what the song is, I'd really like it.
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): Sorry, Ada. It's over.
Adelaide (Y Universe): Aw man!
Number 34: And Lana, Could you build Nite Owl's ship and Lisa, could you replicate Rorschach's mask at the end of the episode?
Lana (Y Universe): I didn't know what that was, but I looked it up and it looks cool.
Emolga: I didn't know what it was either and now I'm worried I should feel ashamed to call myself a DC fan again.
Lana (Y Universe): There is no way I could build that. I don't have the right materials for it and it would take forever.
Lisa (Y Universe): I too was unaware of the item you desire for me to replicate. Now that I have used the world wide web to...
Lisa Special: STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!
Lisa Special then held up a replica of Rorschach's mask that she made.
Number 35: Lynn, is there any other footwear you wear besides cleats?
Lynn (Y Universe): Of course. I can't wear cleats when I'm playing a sport that needs a different kind of shoe. I don't wear cleats when I'm playing basketball or hockey, for instance.
Lynn Jr.: Somebody remembers me that before using it for basketball! That was a bad idea!
Number 36: Lana: If you could only take 1 tool with you on an island, what would it be and why?
Lana (Y Universe): A boat. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. That's not a tool. However, a tool is an object used to complete a task. I would use the boat to complete the task of getting off the island, so that makes it a tool and that's why I would bring it.
Number 37: Lincoln, Has their ever been one sports you wanna try? If so I dare you to try out for that sport.
Lincoln (Y Universe): A sport I want to try? I'm gonna sign up for a Smash tournament then.
Lynn (Y Universe) (Really angry): VIDEO GAMES ARE NOT A SPORT!
Lincoln: I think you shouldn't choose an e-sport. Like me: I chose Curling and I'm loving it, at the club.
Lincoln (Y Universe): I played Curling in Mario Sonic Olympics once. I didn't understand it at all, but maybe I'll give real Curling a try someday.
Izzy: You shouldn't! Curling is boring!
Lincoln (Y Universe): The fact you don't like it only makes me want to try it more.
Number 38: Rita: How often are your children NOT grounded?
Rita (Y Universe): Nearly all the time, actually. They're all usually really well behaved ever since they found out they had a half-brother who hated almost all of them. That made them appreciate having each other as siblings much more and they stopped fighting.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Yeah, we were all like "Why are we having petty fights with each other when we could be focusing our anger on this butthole who has put a giant stain on our family tree and doesn't even want to be a part of it?"
Lincoln: Wow! Is he really that bad?
The older of the two Lincolns whispered a response into the younger one's ear.
Lincoln: Oh. I see. That must've been... Anyway, the next question.
Number 39: Lisa: Would you consider creating Artificial Intelligence to help in your experiments or would you still have humans help you out?
Lisa (Y Universe): I never require any assistance. Attempting to cooperate with me on any experiment would only be a hindrance to me from being able to work to the best of my ability.
Number 40: Lana and Lynn, wrestle each other.
The Announcer: 3…2…1…GO!
Lynn (Y Universe) expected to win easily, but her sister caught her off guard by tying her up in a rope. Emolga has let down that the fight was so short and mild.
The Announcer: Lana WINS!
Lynn (Y Universe): No she doesn't! She can't use a rope!
The Announcer: No one said items had to be off.
Lynn (Y Universe): What does that mean?
Lynn Jr.: Forget it, me of Y Universe. At least, this defeat was better than when I answered this one.
Loud Question's Turn
Number 41: Leni: Do you love Fiona?
Leni: Only as a friend.
Number 42: Lincoln and Stella, can you show us a regular date between you two at the end of the episode?
Lincoln (Y Universe): WAIT! You are dating, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yes, I am. Stella is my girlfriend some time ago. What about you?
Lincoln (Y Universe): No one actually. I'm not in love with girls.
Lincoln: Wait... You are... Gay?
Lincoln (Y Universe): Yes, why?
Lincoln: Nothing. Just to be sure. (As Stella gets to him and reads the question) I don't mind at all. What about you, my Star?
Stella: I don't mind either, Soulmate.
Author: It will be a post scene of the next episode. It's not possible for this episode.
Number 43: Luan, can you secretly put the pudding in Luna's boots?
Luan snickers some pudding and it on Luna's boots since Luna was checking her hurting feet.
Luna: Or I need a number above what I wear or I used Sam's boots. (She wears the boots, only to feel it sticky) Huh? (Checks the boots and sees pudding getting out) PUDDING? (Looks to Luan that was trying to hide her snickering) LUAN!
Number 44: Note when I say nothing else, I mean there is no other footwear available.
Lincoln: Thanks for the explanation but that wasn't really necessary.
Number 45: Sandra, do you think you could beat Leni in a game of HORSE? That's the game where you shoot basketball hoops and you have to match what the last player did. Something like that.
Sandra: I will try. I never played that.
Leni starts by shooting basketball hoops in a certain way. Sandra repeats and is successful. She tries to duplicate but fails and gets the "H" letter. This time, Sandra does a certain way and Leni does the same that the Portuguese woman did. She tries to duplicate but fails, getting the same letter. The game took 15 more minutes until andra was with HORS while Leni was with the same.
Fernando: Come on, big sis! You can do it!
She tries to duplicate what Leni shot and... Is successful. At that, she shoots in a certain way and Leni tries to duplicate it and... SANDRA WON!
Sandra: Finally!
Author: Sorry if it isn't how it works but the Wikipedia information wasn't very easy to read.
Number 46: Fernando, have you ever seen Fuller House?
Fernando: No, I never saw. I might try to find it on the internet!
Number 47: Both of you, are you left-handed or right-handed?
Fernando: Right-handed.
Sandra: Actually... I'm both. I just use the right hand more.
Lisa (Y Universe): Prove it!
Sandra: Okay!
Sandra takes a paper and puts it on a table. After that, she sits and writes with her right hand.
Sandra: Now the left-handed!
The girl writes again but with the left hand and... It's well written, as when she did with the right hand. The audience cheers as everyone else was with their mouths hitting the ground, except Fernando, that already knew it.
Number 48: Louds, How was New Year?
Louds: Very nice! We saw some cool fireworks!
Number 49: Rita, Will we ever know your previous last name?
Rita: Who knows?
Number 50: Lynn Sr, What caused your fear of spiders and Halloween,
Lynn Sr.: Uh... The spiders are when I accidentally end up eating one as for Halloween... Well... (Gets stressed and yells) NEXT QUESTION!
Another The Loud House QA's Turn
Number 51: Luna, are you and lincoln really close to each other.
Luna (Y Universe): Not particularly.
Lincoln (Y Universe): No more than we are to any of our other family members.
Luan (Y Universe) grabbed their heads and touched them together.
Luan (Y Universe): You're really close now! Hahahahahahaha! Get it?
Luan (Laughing): YES! I GET IT!
Luna and Lincoln try to contain the laughter but fail, making their Y Universe versions annoyed.
Number 52: Lori, what would you do if someone kidnapped Lincoln or any of your siblings?
Lori (Y Universe): Call the police.
Unikitty: Good call.
Lori: Are you literally serious?! Why you don't try to save them yourself?
Luan (Y Universe): Man, we are on a roll with these puns today. Good one, Unikitty!
She may or may not have been standing on an action figure of Mega Man's sister.
Number 53: Lincoln, there are some fanfics out there about you committing the ultimate final act, can you and your family tell us how you feel about those plots?
Lincoln (Y Universe): There are too many factors to consider. It would depend on why he's committing the ultimate final act and how well the fanfic is written. One thing I know for sure though is that if the reason relates to No Such Luck, that's really freaking stupid.
Adelaide (Y Universe): What's the ultimate final act?
Lincoln (Y Universe): How old are you?
Adelaide (Y Universe): 6.
Lincoln (Y Universe): You should ask your parents that question then.
Adelaide (Y Universe): What does how old my parents have to do with...?
Lincoln (Y Universe) (annoyed): I meant the question you asked.
Lincoln: What happened in No Such Luck?
Lincoln (Y Universe): Wait... How you can't know?
Lincoln: Tell us and we will see if I know.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Okay.
At that, the Y Universe Lincoln explains to Builder House Universe's version about what happened in that episode. When he finished, my Lincoln is in shock and fainted.
Lucy (Y Universe): I didn't expect him to react like that!
Luna (Checking on her brother): Sorry guys. He always does this when his nightmare is remembered.
At that, the Y Universe gets shocked.
Lori (Y Universe): What the literal what?
Lincoln (Y Universe): NO SUCH LUCK IS A NIGHTMARE?!?
Lynn Jr.: Yes, it is. This nightmare made Lincoln paranoid, thinking about what will happen if he refuses to go to any of my or sisters' events. And he almost died of fever for faking it, to go to one of my games. My parents had to tell him a million times that they would never kick him out of the house for no reason and I had to tell him a million times that I don't believe in luck and that the rituals are just to raise my confidence.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Shoot...
Author: Yeah... I agree. (Whispering) Read "Fear of a Nightmare Coming True" to know better about it.
Lynn (Y Universe): You don't believe in luck?
Lynn: No. That's what I just said.
Lynn (Y Universe): Is it possible to learn this power?
Lynn: Huh? What are you talking about?
Lynn (Y Universe): A couple of years ago or so, I found out that 16 is an unlucky number. Since I'm 16 years old, I've been having bad luck for like a year, as evidenced by the fact that I got possessed by a ghost. I'm gonna turn 17 on February 1st, so that should make the bad luck go away, but I'd love to have those few extra days of not caring. So, what's the secret?
Lynn: There is no secret. You just have to try not to care.
Number 54: Lynn what do you think of a team killer someone who sabotages their own team on PURPOSE!?
Lynn (Y Universe): Why would someone do that?
Lisa Special: What they do is bet on the other team and then try to lose on purpose.
Lynn (Y Universe): ...That might be even stupider. It would be obvious to the other person betting that they're gonna throw the game. Only an idiot would accept that bet.
Leni (Y Universe): I thought we were talking about sports. How could they throw the game if it's not a physical object?
Number 55: Louds, is there any particular country you all would like to go to for vacation?
Lisa (Y Universe): What is a country? The only definition of that word that I am aware of is the abhorrent genre of music that Lisa Special somehow gets enjoyment out of instead of rap.
Lisa Special: I could tell you what countries are, but it involves talking about other universes, so I'm not even gonna bother. I'll bet everyone else in your family knows what they are.
Lynn Sr. (Y Universe): Italy.
Rita (Y Universe): Germany.
Lori (Y Universe): I'd let Bobby pick. I've heard him say a couple of times that he'd like to see Portugal.
Fernando: Really? Then, he had to visit our Mom.
Sandra: She does a delicious Aletria!
Leni (Y Universe): Ohio.
Luna (Y Universe): The UK. Duh.
Luan (Y Universe): Greece. But only because there's a lot of jokes I could make with its name.
Lynn (Y Universe): Wherever the Olympics happen to be being held that year. I'd wait for a year that has the Olympics of course.
Lincoln (Y Universe): I like superheroes, and I hear a really popular one is played by Tom Holland, so I pick The Netherlands.
Izzy: Tom Holland was the director and writer of The Langoliers.
Lucy (Y Universe): Romania.
Lana (Y Universe): Iceland.
Lola (Y Universe): Turkey.
Lily (Y Universe): Poo poo. (Translation: The United States.)
Author: Uh... We are in the United States. It's like a french saying that they live in Paris and they want to visit France.
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): I know the question's not for me, but I just wanted to say that I'd pick Peru.
Lincoln (Y Universe): To clear up what Lily said, the United States doesn't exist in the Y Universe. None of these countries do.
Sandra: Then how do you know about them?
Lincoln (Y Universe): From watching TV and movies, among other things.
Lincoln: I don't understand. If those countries don't exist, how could people make shows and movies about them?
Lincoln (Y Universe): Think of it this way, Lincoln. Do dragons exist in your universe?
Lincoln: Probably not.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Do you still know what a dragon is?
Lincoln: Of course.
Lincoln (Y Universe): I rest my case.
Number 56: Lynn, do you like Epic Meal Time?
Lynn (Y Universe): I had never heard of it until today. When I saw my dad looking at thumbnails earlier, I saw one that was a football field made of food, so I took his phone and started watching that video. I've been binge-watching the show since then. These videos are crazy!
Number 57: Louds: What are your favorite Pixar movies?
Lincoln (Y Universe): ...What does "pixar" mean? Is that an adjective or a movie studio? Either way, I've never heard it before in my life.
Lincoln: It's a movie studio.
Lincoln (Y Universe): Well, I've never heard of it.
Izzy: None of us have.
Number 58: Lisa, Can you invent the pip-boy sometime?
Lisa (Y Universe): I do not know what you are referring to.
Lincoln (Y Universe): I just looked it up. It's a thing from a video game series called Fallout.
He showed his sister an image he found of the device.
Lisa (Y Universe): I could build that very easily.
And then she did.
Lisa Special: Can I have it?
Lisa (Y Universe): No you may not.
The very person who just invented it then destroyed it.
Lisa: Seriously? She builds a pip-boy in no time while I delayed very much just to it explode? I'm starting to hate this version! The Lisa Special rules!
Lisa Special: Thank you. Also, one of my favorite songs is in a Fallout game. I know nobody needs to know that, but I just couldn't resist saying it.
Number 59: Luna and Sam can the two of you sing "Senorita" as a duet?
Luna (Y Universe): We hate that song, but anything for a fan.
Lincoln: My Luna and Sam already sang it, so the person who asked for it probably wouldn't mind you skipping it.
Luna (Y Universe): Oh. Okay. Good. Still, I don't want to leave them hanging. Let's give them something Ariana Grande related.
Lincoln: It's not an Ariana Grande song though.
Luna (Y Universe): It isn't?
Number 60: Lucy, would you like to be a werewolf?
Lucy (Y Universe): Maybe just for one night to see what it's like.
Loud Question's Turn
Number 61: I'm hopefully glad Leni Likes the dress I sent her after Christmas. I had forgotten to send that to her for Christmas.
Leni: I liked. Thanks!
Number 62: Lincoln turn into a Muppet for an episode. as a matter of fact, Louds do an episode as Muppets.
Lincoln: We will see what we can do.
Number 63: Maybe I should've been more specific. Luna and Sam, can you sing "Through the Fire and the Flames" by DragonForce? Also, I'm sorry for having Luna go through actual fire and flames. This is why you should be more specific.
Luna: That's okay! But you shall pay for the damaged clothes!
Luna:
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
Sam:
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
Luna:
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know
Luna and Sam:
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Luna:
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes
Sam:
Running back through the mid morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
Luna:
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight
Sam:
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Luna:
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on
So far away we wait for the day
Sam:
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on
Luna and Sam:
Woah, woah, whoah
Woah, woah, whoah
Number 64: 1. Lincoln and Lori, since you both mostly travel together can you both sing Movin Right Along from The Muppet Movie?
Lincoln:
Movin' right along in search of good times and good news
With good friends you can't lose
This could become a habit
Opportunity knocks once let's reach out and grab it (yeah!)
Lori:
Together we'll nab it
We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it
Lincoln:
Cab it?
Lori:
Footloose and fancy-free
Getting there is half the fun; come share it with me
Moving right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
Lincoln:
We'll learn to share the load
Lori:
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road
Lori and Lincoln:
Movin' right along,
We've found a life on the highway
And your way is my way
So trust my navigation
Lori:
California here we come, the pie-in-the-sky land
Palm trees, and warm sand
Lincoln:
Though sadly we just left Rhode Island
Lori :
We did what?!
Lincoln:
Just forget it
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
Hey LA, where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, were in Sasketchewan!
Lori:
Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon)
You take it, you know best
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West?
Lincoln and Lori:
We're in this together
And we know where we're going
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down
We're storming the big town
Lori
Yeah, storm is right, should it be snowing?
Lincoln:
Uh, no I don't think so
Lincoln and Lori:
Footloose and fancy-free
You're ready for the big time
Is it ready for me?
Number 65: Hey Rita, can you shrink Lincoln to doll size, and cuddle with him. After could you put him in your back pocket?
Rita: I can try.
Rita uses the Size Gun to shrink Lincoln. When he was shrunk, he was shocked.
Lincoln: Again? Why?
Rita takes him, lays on the sofa and cuddles with him.
Lincoln: Uh... This is nice.
After that, his mother took him and put him in her back pocket.
Lincoln (Not believing): Seriously?
Fernando: And this ends u-
The Announcer: WAIT! ONE MORE QUESTION! Please!
Author: Okay! Okay! Just suggest one!
Number 66: Lori do you think you can handle watching the Total Drama Toddlers all 12 and hyped on sugar?
Lori (Y Universe): Hard pass. They came over to the Casagrande building for Thanksgiving and...
Izzy: Non-Canadian Thanksgiving. There's a distinction.
Lori (Y Universe): Whatever. Anyway, a lot of them seemed really irritating. If I was in charge of them and they were all hyped up on sugar, that could very well completely kill my desire to ever have children unless I'm adopting one who's at least like 9. With that said, depending on what I got in return for watching them, I might change that hard pass to a soft accept.
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): I wish someone would hire me to babysit those kids. I'd love to get to tell them what to do so I could set that awful Harold kid straight.
Clyde: Wait. Did you say "Harold?"
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): ...Yeah. Why?
Clyde: Is my dad a kid in your dimension?
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): First off, it's "universe," and no, your dad is not a kid. I'm talking about someone totally different. When he heard me speaking Spanish, he said I wasn't speaking Earth or something like that, so, I slapped him for thinking English is the only language. Then when my cousin CJ asked him to play Pirates Vs. Ninjas with him, Harold yelled at him for having an annoying voice. That was much more offensive than the first thing, so me, CJ, and Izzy beat him up.
Lincoln (Y Universe): You beat up a 4-year-old?!
Ronnie Anne (Y Universe): He had it comin'!
Lincoln (Y Universe): I was talkin' to Izzy.
Izzy: I'm a 4-year-old too, so it's okay.
Fernando: That's it! We finished this!
Lisa (Y Universe): Finally!
Lori (Y Universe): And now?
Luna: I don't know. Let's just end this officially.
Fernando: Thanks for reading this episode!
Sandra: Also, check out Another The Loud House QA to know the Y Universe better and the other guests. See you soon!
Lily (Looking through a window): Verevolfs!
Everybody: Huh?
At this, the werewolves invade the stage again, making everybody run away, except the Announcer, since he was just a voice. The werewolves start chasing everyone.
The Announcer: I guess that I'm alone. In that, I will sing something to kill this boredom.
They told him, "Don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be no macho man (Woo!)
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
Just beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Show 'em how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (Beat it)
Just beat it (Beat it)
Just beat it (Beat it)
Just beat it (Beat it, uh)
A Werewolf: Okay, fine! We will! Just please stop singing!
And with that, all the werewolves ran away, ending this crossover episode.