Wow, that was slog! Not mention a testament to my laziness, since it took me almost as long to finish this 22 chapter spork than the 72 chapter long Moondaughter. And those 22 chapters have not been easy!
I think its fair to say that this is xxMoonlitexx's B-material. Sure, its still So Bad Its Good, but it lacks the batshit insanity I've come to associate with Hannah. Evva is just as selfish, whiny and idiotic as Flavia, but lacks her killer edge, which honestly makes her less appealing to watch. Her "romance" with Loki is one of the least convincing couples ever, unless of course you look at it from the perspective of him manipulating her the whole time, in which case it becomes a hilariously accurate depiction of everyone's favorite Marvel Villain. Emphasis on villain here, because no matter how hot you think Loki is, or how sympathetic, he's still a mentally unstable psychopath. But in the Evva Universe, everyone is, if the horribly out of character depictions of the Avengers are anything to go by. And seriously, xxMoonlitexx, if you're going to rip canon to shreds, go all in. Don't form the Revengers one minute and then insist you had to kill Coulson cause "it happened in teh movies" the next. And I think that's whats stopping this fanfic to rise (or sink) to the level of Moondaughter: it pushes forward too fast, refusing to stay in one moment for too long, has to jump to the next movie. I feel like it fell totally off the rails in Chapter 17, when the entire major conflict was resolved by a deus ex machina and there was no promised part 2! And here I am, seriously analyzing a troll fic. Oh God. I need a life.
And a life I shall have! Sort of. I'll definitely continue this spork if xxMoonlitexx ever updates, but it seems unlikely she will. In the meantime, I've got a lot of projects to possibly continue, and I'm too indecisive to decide what I should focus on next! So I've provided a list for you, the audience, and a handy poll on my website!
The Options:
1. A Spork of Moondaughter 2
Summary: I'll be dramatically commentating the next part of the Flavia Saga, Moondaughter 2: Rise of a Godess. Like Evva: Agent of Shield, this fanfic is unfinished, unlike Evva, its ongoing, so I have no idea when or if it'll be completed.
Schedule: I have no way to copy/paste Moondaughter 2, just like this fanfic, so expect a similarly spotty schedule with an attempt at bi-weekly updates.
2. Sergeant Stark
Summary: This AU Avengers fanfic is a collaboration between myself and Rasi, and we'll definitely continue to work on it regardless of any other projects, but it might be best to just focus on that for a while.
Schedule: I have no idea! Like I said, its a collab, I write one chapter, he writes the next, and our last hiatus was for practically half a year, so who knows when or if the next chapter will come out!
3. A Spork of Something Else
Summary: Got another badfic out there you want me to spork? Or maybe you're kind of a masochist and want me to bash your own creation! I'm taking requests! Just be aware I won't spork the requested fic if A) It is total smut or B) If it is someone else's fic and I don't think its tasteless enough. I don't want to be a bully or discourage an amateur writer.
Schedule: Depends. If I can copy/paste, it can be consistently bi-weekly! If I can't... it'll probably take the same time as Agent of Shield.
4. The Official Fanfiction Academy of PJO
Summary: A Fanfiction Academy is basically where canon characters bring bad writers in order to teach them to respect the canon, usually through a combo of Humilation and Pain. I've been rough drafting a story about a troll fic writer who gets sent to one by accident for a while. It will also be a SYOC.
Schedule: There will be at least a two week hiatus between the first chapter and the second so OCs can be submitted and I can figure out what I want to do with them. After that the schedules pretty unclear, but I will attempt to update weekly.
5. Impractical Jokers: Demigod Addition Series 2
Summary: So, DarkPaladin000 can no longer update his hilarious Percy Jackson fanfiction, and I want to continue his legacy and make a sequel starring Grover, Nico Di Angelo, Travis Stoll and Dakota. I will attempt to be funny, but your mileage may vary...
Schedule: This may be the only fic on the list where I'll have to do actual research. Mainly, watching episodes of Impractical Jokers to get ideas for challenges and stuff. Timeliness is not my big concern here.
And that's all folks! If you have any other suggestions, please respond through PM or review, although I prefer reviews!
Until next time!
-Sage