Family Guy MC : Season 4

by Hero King Zeta 1991

The Fourth season to the possibly hit fanfic remake of the hit FOX show, Family Guy with new star character Emily Griffin. Enjoy! Cover by me (fmallque32561 on DeviantArt).

28. Chapter 77:Griffin Family History

Chapter 77: Untitled Griffin Family History

Narrator
Fresh out the net box
Stop, look, and watch
Ready yet, get set
It's Family Guy!

We see paparazzi taking photos of the cast as they come out of the limo and they walk on the red carpet.

Chorus:Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!

First it show Frank waling out of the limo with a poster with the words "oh" and he poses for the camera.

Then its shows Meg comes in looking all sexy as she signs autographs while she winks at the fans.

Then it turn to Lois comes in hopping while grabbing rose as she gives a kiss toward the fans.

Chorus: Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction
Before I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time

Then it shows Frank Jr poses as he pull his hat down his chest as he throws a rose to the Fans.

Then next person to show up on the carpet is Stewie. As he flips his hat back to his head while he give autographs to fans.

Then Brian comes in sliding on the red carpet as he waves at the fan as he walks in.

Chorus: So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don't go nowhere

Then Emily comes in give autographs as she smiles at the fans as she tells one of her fans to call her.

Then the scene shows Persephone puts a rose on her mouth with a sexy angry look on her face.

Chorus: Cause everything we do
It's all of that!
When entertaining you
We all of that!

Then Chris shimming down the carp as he gives the fan a shout out.

Then Peter slide towards the carpet as he flips his hat back on his head.

Chorus: My posse and my crew
It's all of that!
So sit still cause we're coming right back

Then the scene shows John throws a rose at his fans.

As the scene, changes to Tyler puts on rose his mouth as he gives everyone thumbs up.

Chorus: Oh, oh, oh
This is All That
This is All That!

Then scene change to the Family Guy MC Cast walks down the stairs as they take a group photo while looking gangsters of the 80. All this while music ends as the scene fades to black.

Now we now join Frank Jr and Peter in the Griffin parent's room as they watch TV. Just then, Lois come out from the bathroom and she walk towards them.

"Peter, did you brush your teeth?" Lois asked him if he brush his teeth.

"Nah." Peter reply while he watch TV on his side of the bed.

"Peter, brush your teeth." Lois responded to him to do what she said.

"I don't want to." Peter reply no like a child.

"Peter, brush your teeth." Lois asked him again to brush his teeth.

"No, it's stupid." Peter said as he tells her no and he thinks it's stupid.

"Well, I guess we're going to have to do this the hard way." Lois said as she pulls out a toothbrush.

"No!" Peter shouted until Lois jump on the bed with a toothbrush.

As Lois is trying to get Peter to brush his teeth

"Open your mouth. Show me your teeth!" Lois shouts at peter to submit to her command.

"Aaaaaaah!" Peter scream at her to get off of him.

That's when they hear a noise coming from downstairs.

"Peter, did you hear that?" Lois asked peter about the noise.

As Frank Jr and Peter looks downstairs and find three robbers in balaclavas.

"Oh, my God, there are men breaking into our house." Lois said in fear.

The whole family wakes up as both Meg and Frank went toward Peter to ask him something.

"Dad, what is it? What's going on?" Meg asked him on what happing inside the house.

"I heard a noise. Is somebody downstairs?" Frank asked as well the same question.

As both Frank and Meg startles Peter, and in a delayed response, he hits her in the head with the baseball bat he was carrying.

"Oh, God, Meg, you startled me. I'm sorry." Peter said as he apologies to her daughter since she startled him.

What the hell's your problem, you dumbass? Meg shouted in pain from being hit by a bat.

As both Frank and Frank Jr were angry with peter for he did to Meg, response, Frank Jr hits her in the head with the same baseball bat that peter was carrying. Plus Frank kick him in the balls twice.

"Oh, God, Grandpa, you startled me. I'm sorry." Frank Jr said as he lied to his grandpa because he doesn't like his grandpa hurt his mommy.

"What the deuce is all the commotion?" Stewie asked his nephew on what going on inside the house.

That when Frank open the ladder to the attic.

"Quick, everyone get in the attic." Frank said as he tells them to come up toward the attic to be safe.

As the family went upstairs of the attic, they notice a metal box was here in the attic.

"Peter, what is that?"Brian said as the scene pan left to a panic room

"Well, I got the idea to build a panic room after I saw that movie, The Butterfly Effect. I thought, "Whoa, this is terrible. I wish I could escape where this movie couldn't find me." And then..." Peter explain he got this panic room from being scared of the movie, The Butterfly Effect.

That's until Lois interrupt him.

"What the hell are we waiting for?!" Lois said as she rushes into the panic room.

The whole family then flee to Peter's panic room. It is a small steel room with boxes and TV monitors that can be used to watch every room in the house.

"These monitors are for watching the house." Frank explain about the monitors.

"See, there's Frank Jr and Stewie's room, John and Tyler's room, Chris' room, Emily's room, Frank and Meg's room…" Peter explain which room they are watch in each screen.

As the boys notice this room lacks something for call help from the outside.

"Mr. Griffin, there's no phone in here." John said as he know that there is no phone in this room.

"How are we going to call the police, Mr. Griffin?" Tyler asked Peter on how they are going to call the police.

"Oh, my God, we're all going to die!" Meg shouted in fear and she rushes toward her sister for a fear hug.

"That's not true. We'll survive by eating each other. But I think it's important for the last one of us left alive to know this story. The story of the Mallque and Griffin family history." Peter said as he decides to tell stories about the Mallque/ Griffin family history.

That's until Frank patted Peter on the back.

"Then let me tell it Pops, Here's how it all began. Everything started with me flouting in nonexistence with God. As we making ideas for after starting the big bang. But it was a Saturday night, me and God and his roommate Chugs were arm wrestling." Frank explains these stories begin with the big bang.

Which the scene shows Frank with God in the void with their roommate chugs arm wrestling.

"You're going down, man." Chugs said as he was about to win the contest.

That's when God farted and he wafting the fart towards Chugs.

"Oh, dude, that is sick." Chugs said in disgusted as the fart putting him off.

That when God As quick as flash, he beat Chugs in a game of arm-wrestling

"Undefeated!" God said as he won by fart.

"Good one, god!" Frank said as he is fanning the fart away from his face.

Until God gotten an idea from using his fart.

"Oh, wait, wait, here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter." God said as he felt another one coming, and asked Chugs for his lighter.

As God is using the lighter, God lit his fart, causing the "Big Bang" which created the universe.

"Ah, you guys smell that?" God said as he look at Frank's expression which show him looking awe at something behind him.

This cause both god and chugs to turn around to see the universe that was created by god's fart.

"Wow, we just created the universe by God's fart, Man nobody goanna believe this?" Frank said out loud.

Then we zoom in on the earth B.C age as the dinosaurs were evolving.

"Then over millions of years evolution took its course." Frank said as then scene shows a fish come out to land then it turn to a lizard, and finally a brachiosaurus with peter's chin.

"Of course, we're obligated by the State of Kansas to present the church's alternative to the theory of evolution." Peter explaining evolution he is obligated to present the church's alternative theory due to the state of Kansas.

As The Christian theory features Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie appearing from the water creating the different species of animals. A rabbit appear, then deer, then bear, then an owl appear on the deer's antlers, then a dog, then a man, then a car, then a gasoline machine appear then Jesus appear with a number one foam finger in his right head and finally Santa clause appear and they all dance with Jennie as it ends.

"And the noblest of all those early creatures was the dinosaur, because I was there with a particular group of brachiosaurus." Frank explain about the early creature of the earth, the dinosaurs.

The scene show a brachiosaurus version of the Griffin family with Frank on top the dinosaur version of Meg Griffin. He is in Kung Fu black Jacket Tai Chi and Martial Art Tops plus black pants. He wears Black Rubber Sole Kung Fu Tai Chi Shoes, He also wears a silver cloth with symbols of harmony.

"Hey, Lois. I'm gonna go nail a couple of dinosaurs in the next valley." Peter said to his mate Lois about his plans to go nail a couple of dinosaurs in the next valley

"Peter, that's terrible!" Lois said in shocked

"Hey, I don't know any better. I'm a dinosaur. I don't have morals." Peter said as he explain to his mate that he has no moral since he is a dinosaur.

That's when a tyrannosaurus rex that looks like John comes by.

"Like me and frank relationship with your daughters." John reply as Frank and brachiosaurus Meg shrugged off.

That's when Frank Jr paused the story for a question.

"Wait dad, you were married to a female dinosaur?" Frank Jr asked his father about his time in the B.C era.

"That's right, I was with a Female brachiosaurus. I don't care what you guys think. That Dino Vag is Smoother than Corinthian Leather. "Frank explain that he had no human in that era since it just dinosaurs.

Now back to the story as Frank notice another dinosaur is come toward them.

"Hey a Herpesaur." Frank said as he notice Herpesaur coming by.

As he is a species of dinosaur that it bears a strong resemblance to Quahog, Rhode Island resident Glenn Quagmire.

As He walks up to a brachiosaurus resembling Peter Griffin

"Hey Peter, does your tail itch." Herpesaur Quagmire asks if Peter's tail itches.

Then the scene change to a meteor hit the Earth turning it into ice age for many months, but then it thawed and came the Paleolithic Age.

"After that, a meteor hit the Earth turning it into a block of ice for some reason, but then it thawed and cavemen came." Peter narrated his family history staring his caveman ancestor Ur-Peter.

We now see a cave like version of the Mallque/Griffin house. In the backyard we see Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie (caveman versions of Frank Jr and Stewie) go through their stone-carved blueprints in the backyard.

The Scene opens up at night, then goes to daytime, showing the subtitles "27,000 BC".

As Ur-Stewie chisels on a stone and give it to Gorubunk

"Hmm? Nei." Gorubunk said as his exams it then throws it toward his pet

As GorubunkGrinding and he Looks at another stone.

"Hmm? Nei." Gorubunk said as his exams it then he throws it in Ur-Brian's mouth

"Ah? Nei.' Gorubunk said as his exams it then throws it toward his pet

The Scene pans to Ur-Brian, who grinds another stone. A squirrel rolls by balancing on a nut).

"Ur-Stewie?" Gorubunk asked if he got something.

As Ur-Stewie shows a stone.

"Ah!" Gorubunk said as the Camera pans to the stone with a picture of a wheel.

"Oh whaa!" Gorubunk said in cave speak of a wheel.

That's when Korrlock enters yard as she looks like Young Korra from legend of korra

"Mei Gorubunk! Whakka chuka'?" Korrlock asked him on what he is doing.

"Mei Korrlock, Ur-Stewie n mi maka du whaa." Gorubunk explain that he and Ur-Stewie are goanna make a wheel.

"Oh, a whaa." Korrlock said in awe about the wheel.

As Chrisgard walk in While he dragging Johnug and Tylerger in.

"Mei gah!" Chrisgard said hello to the kids.

"Hehehehe!"Johnug and Tylerger laughs as they drag in by Chrisgard.

"Mei Chrisgard, Johnug n Tylerger." Gorubunk said hello to his friends.

"Whakka chuka'?" Chrisgard asked the same question that Korrlock said and she gets piss off.

"Chrisgard!" Korrlock shouted at Chrisgard for stealing her shtick.

This cause Chrisgard laughs nervously

Then we cut to the panic room showing Frank and Griffin Family in stop motion.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. So—so they're just gonna be talking in "cave-talk"?" Lois explains that all of the characters will speak in a nearly incomprehensible cave-talk

"Yeah! I think Ur-Peter is just gonna grunt." Peter explain that Ur-Peter will just grunt.

"Oh—How are the readers gonna know what's going on?" Meg asked them on how the people gonna know what's going on

"Oh—Periodically we're just gonna cut to you and me, just explaining it just like this in this sort of photo-animation." Frank explain the premise in a low budget live-action photo animation when needed, so the audience won't get confused.

"Wh—Why don't we just film it? Live action?" Chris asked on not used live action.

"Nah, it's not the budget." Peter reply his answer.

"Ah, yeah. How are the kids gonna know who we are?" Emily asked the family How are the kids gonna know who we are

As Text bubbles appear with arrows pointing to Frank and Griffin Family, showing their names

Now back to the story as a caveman pushes in a delivery of rock slabs for Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie.

"Ugga bugga bajunga ba googoo googa di whaaa?" Caveman asked them if they are too young to invent a wheel for man kind

"Ah. Ah giar." Gorubunk said yes, yes we are.

"Eh." Caveman said as he shuggs it off.

As Frank, Ur-Frank and Ur-Peter gets ready to go hunting

"Ah bu ga bu dar." Ur-Peter said Ur-Lois and Ur-Peter said good bye by sniff each other's armpits before they goes out to hunt.

"Ah bu ga bu dar. Dan doo par gu spar." Ur-Lois said as she give him his pear for the hunt.

"Shank oo dar." Ur-Peter said as both Frank and Ur- Frank nodded in agreement

"Bakoo ar!" Ur-Peter said bye to his wife while Ur-Frank French Ur-meg and he follows Ur-Peter with Frank.

"Bakoo ar!" Ur-Lois said as she and Ur-Meg wave goodbye to them.

As Ur-Lois unbends her back. She walks to a mirror and sees her hair

"Chakka lakka! Ur-Emily? Igga raba oh." Ur-Lois said as she notices her messy hair in the mirror, she and Ur-Meg both decides to go to Bobbi's to get it done. She then called Ur-Emily.

As Ur-Meg gets he Mother's staff

"Mom! Moag! Ur-Emily ta charga?" Ur-Emily asked her if she can be in charge.

"Ah, Ur-Emily. Yar ta charga." Ur-Lois putting Ur-Emily in charge by presenting her with a staff as she leaves.

As Ur-Lois Gives Ur-Emily the staff

"Essu!" Ur-Emily said yes in cave speak

"Ah quag." Ur-Lois said as she and Meg wave goof as they leave the cave.

"Ah quag, Mag!" Ur-Emily said as she wave them goodbye.

Then she looks at the staff

"Ur-Emily in charga." Ur-Emily said as she gives an evil laughing.

Meanwhile Outside the backyard.

"Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie! Ur-Emily ta charga!" Ur-Emily tells Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie that she's in charge

"Ur-Emily in charga? Du mhakka satellakkah?" Gorubunk said in question Ur-Emily in charga, What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?

This cause Ur-Emily growls by that comment.

She walks into the house, slams the door and peeks out the window. She goes to the rock recliner and talks to Cindy via drumming on a hollow log.

Then the scene changes to Cindy replies by playing a drum beat back.

(Song: "Quirky Worky Song" (Caveman Version))
Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da Suity-up, booty-up, diddly-deedly-da
Do-da be-de-da, da-da, da-da-da

As Chrisgard, Johnug, Tylerger and Korrlock salute, and chop a giant block, revealing a smaller block. Gorubunk tells them to make the wheel out of it, and Chrisgard, Johnug, Tylerger and Korrlock salute. They make the shape, forming a hole in the stone.

Now Back to Frank and Mallque/Griffin's bunker.

"You know what? I think you're right. This was a bad idea." Frank decides that the caveman episode was a bad idea

"No, no, no, no... This is starting to work. This is really good." Meg said as she become interested.

"Really?" Frank asked on why thou.

"Yeah. Get, get up, get up, get out of the way! Give me the pen. So Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie have already invented the wheel and are getting ready to show their friends..." Meg said as she takes over and Meg explains to Frank that Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie had completed their design of the wheel, and present it to their friends.

That scene change to Gorubunk reveals a wheel-shaped rock.

"Ta-da!" Gorubunk said as he introduce the Wheel to his Friends.

"Ta-da?" Chrisgardsaid as he scratching his head, confused

"Ah, ta-da!" Gorubunksaid as He hums as he rolls with his wheel. He stops at Chrisgardand gets off.

"Ta-da!" Gorubunk said as he show the wheel to Chrisgard.

As Chrisgardpicks up the wheel and he looks at Gorubunk.

"Ah?" Gorubunk said as he jester Chrisgard to use the wheel.

Then Chrisgardputs the wheel on Tylerger.

"Ta-da." Chrisgard said as he present Tylerger with the wheel on him.

Meanwhile inside the house/cave, Ur-Emily is still drumming on the hollow log. Gorubunk is seen through the window rolling with his wheel.

"Oauh!" Ur-Emily said in groun as she walks outside.

"Gorubunkde Ur-Stewie, gu bagga dadada!" Ur-Emily shouts at the boys in question on what they are doing in the backyard.

As The kids, except Gorubunk and Chrisgard, are seen rolling with their wheels.

"Mei, Ur-Emily, ti makka whaa!" Gorubunk said as he tells her that he and Ur-stewie invented a wheel.

"De whaa?" Ur-Emily asked as she notices them playing with their wheels outside

As the scene changes to Chrisgard hits himself on the head with his own wheel and laughs.

"Hahaha, Du whaa!" Chrisgard said as he laughs from hitting himself with the wheel.

"Gorubunk da Ur-Stewie, du go gunga busta! Mi tele Mag!' Ur-Emily said as she told them that she will inform this to Ur-Lois.

"Mag!" Ur-Emily Calls out and she runs off to inform Ur-Lois.

This cause Gorubunk to notice something with him and his friends.

"Daa! Daa! Daa!" GorubunkPoints and commands each of the others, who are riding their own wheels to stop.

As The Six children end up in a rectangular plan form.

"Ur-Stewie, tu kanga machia du kanga!" Gorubunk said as he realizes that the four wheels can be put together to pull a single vehicle.

"Wa tu kanga?" Tylerger asked on what is he planning.

"Ur-Stewie?" Gorubunk asked him if he has something. As Ur-Stewie displays a small tablet inscribed with what appears to be a Humvee design.

"Ah! Tu kanga!" Gorubunk said as he has to create a car.

As the children decide to construct one.

Meanwhile at Bobbi's Hair Emporium we see Bobbi fixing Ur-Lois hair while another person fix Ur-Meg Hair.

That's until Ur-Emily arrives and talk to her mother and sister.

"Mag! Gorubunk da Ur-Stewie gunga bunga doo whaa! Doo whaa! Doo whaa! (Pause) DOO WHAA!" Ur-Emily inform her about the wheel.

"Daa whaa?" Bobbi said in question on what she talking about?

"Nei Ur-Emily, lakka whakka." Ur-Lois asked her that isn't the boys too young to invent this wheel.

"Geeer!" Ur-Emily Growls by her response as she leaves.

This cause Ur-Meg, Ur-Lois and bobbi to look at her walking away with bored look.

"Ur-Emily, uh, enthusilakkah." Bobbi said as he think Ur-Emily is a bit crazy.

"Ur-Emily, bunka lunka." Ur-Lois said her response.

Cut to Ur-Emily walking home.

As Ur-Emily walks home, disappointed that Ur-Lois would not listen to her

"Ur-Emily ni ta charga. Mag neega lunga Ur-Emily Mag." Ur-Emily said as she Notices a Humvee.

The camera zooms out of a wheel, switches to Ur-Stewie, who's driving, Gorubunk, Johnug Tylerger, korralock as passengers, and Chrisgard is running on its back wheel. As they ride, the kids shout)

"Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie!" Ur-Emily said as she runs after it.

At a glacier she notices Jackbunk, the ancestor of jack Murdock.

"Mei Ur-Emily." Jackbunk said hello to Ur-Emily

"Hihihihi, Mei Jackbunk." Ur-Emily Giggles by his hello like a school girl

As The kids ride by Conk the caveman.

"Hahahaha, Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie!" Conk said as he Laughs and cheers them on for their invention.

As The camera zooms out, noticing his foot stuck in the glacier.

"Ah! Banggah." Conk said as he realized know that he be frozen in time.

At a jungle, Ur-Emily runs through the bushes, and comes out with Emily's hairstyle. She notices it, messes it up and continues running.

As The kids are riding by a leafless tree with two vultures, a small one and a big one. Then a big vulture notices Ur-Emily, flies after her and grabs her.

"Eheeeeee!" Ur-Emily screaming as she being carried away.

The vulture flies to the volcano, as the kids are shouting down below. Ur-Emily looks down at the Humvee, then at the Vulture. She hits it with the staff.

"Aieeeeeee!" Ur-Emily Screams as she falls to the ground.

As she Lands on a tree, slides down it, breaking it's branches and slides down the volcano. As she stops, the rock on the staff is in the lava.

"Huh?" Ur-Emily said in question on her survival

As The kids below are still riding in the Humvee.

"Oh! Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie! Ur-Emily busta Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie!" Ur-Emily said as she picks up the staff, noticing steam billowing from the rock.

"Shtok smoke il lakka?" Ur-Emily said as she grabs the steam and let's go of it.

That's until Ur-Emily hear someone calling her.

"Ah?" Ur-Emily said question of who is calling her. Then she spot her mother, Ur-Lois walking by.

"Ur-Emily!" Ur-Lois calling her as walking.

"Gasps!" Ur-Emily said as she gasps from her mother calling her.

"Mag!" Ur-Emily said as she Notices Ur-Lois, then the kids and the Humvee.

"Mag busta Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie!" Ur-Emily Said as she runs down the mountain.

Then she starts running towards Ur-Lois.

"Mag! Mag!" Ur-Emily calling her.

Now we cut to Ur-Peter as he going to prank.

"Hehehehehe!" Ur-Peter Laughs as he starts a prank with the mammoths butt.

As Ur-Peter puts down a ladder, climbs it, and sticks his branch into a mammoth's butt. Instead of stampeding the house nearby, the mammoth growls, turns around and glares at Ur-Peter for several moments; Ur-Peter laughs sheepishly and runs off as the mammoths stampede after him.

As for Ur-Emily, she catches up with Ur-Lois.

"Mog! Gorubunk de Ur-Stewie makka du kanga!" Ur-Emily said as she grab her mother and she drag her toward the kids and their invention.

"Du kanga?" Ur-Lois said in question as she being drag by her daughter.

That until Ur-Peter runs by past Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie, followed by the mammoths. Ur-Peter runs over the Humvee, but the mammoths destroy it. It was completely crushing it before Ur-Lois can see it.

As Ur-Emily and Ur-LoisCoughing as the smoke is gone.

"Mog, butta!" Ur-Emily said until she notices that the Humvee is broken

Nei! Ur-Emily shouted in disappointment and she runs up to it.

Nei, nei, nei, nei! Ur-Emily shouted in sadness.

As Gorubunk notice his grandma came by with Ur-Emily.

"Oh, mei, GrandMag." Gorubunk said hello to his grandma.

"Mei, Gorubunk, mei, Ur-Stewie." Ur-Lois said hello to her kids.

"Nein!" Ur-Emily said in anger as she waves her staff in frustration, and it suddenly, the end of Ur-Emily's staff sparks and grows a flame on it.

"Wow. Ur-Emily makka ze foomfa!" Gorubunk said in awe that Ur-Emily just invented Fire.

"Foomfa?" Ur-Emily asked about her creation.

"Ur-Emily makka foomfa!" Ur-Lois said in awe as she is proud of her daughter for her invention.

This cause Ur-Emily to smile by that comment.

"Ah, Ur-Emily makka foomfa!" Ur-Emily said as she holds the staff high proudly.

"Ur-Emily ta charga." Ur-Meg said her catchphrase.

That night, everyone is around Ur-Emily's fire enjoying it

"So, Ur-Emily makka foomfa." Ur-Peter asked them that his daughter really made fire.

"Eh, foomfa, kookalaka." Jackbunk said as he is proud of his girlfriend.

"Hihihihihi, Jerabunk." Ur-Emily said as she laughing as she is happy that Jackbunk is here with her

Now we see the kids enjoying the fire that Ur-Emily has created.

"Ur-Emily makka foomfa!" Korralock said that Ur-Emily invention is awesome.

As Johnug and Tylerger sees Ur-Brian

"Bakida, Ur-Briankaquan!" Johnug said "there you are Brian?".

Now, we turn to Frank, Gorubunk and Ur-Stewie. As Gorubunk eats a marshmallow, they talk to each other.

"I guess we should wait until tomorrow before we tell them about the new language frank has taught us." Ur-Stewie speaks English as he tells Gorubunk that they should wait until tomorrow before they both tell them about the new language frank has taught them

"Yes, yes we should." Gorubunk reply to Ur-Stewie response.

"Eyep!" Frank said as he eat a piece of meat.

Now its morning as Peter's ancestor come home to his cave, he meet up with his dog Brian and his friend Frank who was wearing silver clothing and shoes as Ur-Peter look sad for some reason.

"Why Peter look sad?" Brian asked him on why he is said

"Brian, Peter invent wheel. Peter show wheel to people in town, but no one want wheel. Everyone excited about trapezoid. No one buy wheel." Ur-Peter reply as it reveal that He invented the wheel, but had trouble selling it at the start because everyone was more interested in the trapezoid.

This caused both Frank and Ur-Brian look at him at awe and also cause both Ur-Stewie and Gorubunk to get peeved since they invited the wheel yesterday.

"Peter, you invent wheel? This is a big breakthrough, this might make you a millionaire." Frank said in awe that he invent the wheel.

"Then how come no one buy Peter wheel?" Ur-Peter asked his friend on why the other cavemen don't want to buy his wheel.

"Maybe Your sales pitch was not good enough. Me and Brian will help." Frank said as he feel that Ur-Peter sales pitch was not good enough, so he decide to help him with Ur-Brian's help.

Now we are in stone-age square with our character's trying to sell the wheel.

"Okay, sell wheel just like practice." Ur-Brian said to peter to get ready.

"Not sure can do it." Ur-Peter said that he not ready yet.

"You sold money. Don't know it." Frank said his response as he pushes Ur-Peter to the stage.

As Ur-Peter shows the wheel he invented to a crowd of cavemen.

"Hi, me Peter. Tired walking everyplace? Need something make you go? Peter wheel make you go. Uh oh!" Ur-Peter said as he accidentally got it rolling down the hill.

As we spot Ur-Emily and Ur-Persephone walking along the jungle until the wheel accidentally hitting his daughter Ur-Emily in the crotch.

"Awwwwoe, Me pussy!" Ur-Emily said in pain.

This cause Ur-Emily to making her lose control of her bladder.

"Eweee, yo lose bladder!" Ur-Persephone said in disgust.

Now back to Ur-Peter and the cavemen.

"Maybe Joe want try wheel on chair." Ur-Peter said to Ur-Joe while rolling the wheel toward him.

"For last time, Joe no want." Ur-Joe said as he is mush his team of dogs since his wheelchair is powered by these dog and it cause him pain since he has now heel to balance it.

This caused Ur-Peter to get sad again for his failure

"Frank and Brian, Peter fail again." Ur-Peter said in disappointment as the plan didn't work.

"Not so fast. Brian have other idea." Ur-Brian said as he signals Ur-Peter's wife Ur-Lois. To increase sales, he put his wife up next to the wheel in nothing

"Anyone buy wheel get dead bird." Ur- Lois said as she tries to offer a dead bird for them to by the wheel.

But cavepeople look bored, they didn't buy into it.

"It's not working. I'll try a drastic measure." Frank said as he strips Lois to her cavewoman bra and panties.

"Frank, what hell?!" Ur-Lois said as she covers herself but it turns on the cavemen.

"Hot lady next to wheel make me want wheel." Caveman said as he tells his friend that he want wheel now.

"Maybe if me buy wheel, me get pretty lady, too. I buy wheel." Another caveman said as he tells his friend if he buys wheel maybe hot women will like him.

As all the cavepeople rush in to buy the wheel for a chance to get some girl booty.

This cause Ur-peter to realized that cavewoman bra and panties to try and sell the wheels easier, it worked.

"People want Peter wheel thanks to sexy wife. Tonight you and me party like it's 9." Ur-Peter said as he congratulate his wife and he hope to have some nasty time with her.

Until Ur-Stewie come in and smacks Ur-Lois with his club.

"Damn all. What deuce? Victory's Stewie's." Ur-Stewie said as he won his battle with his mother.

Until Gorubunk come in and he use Ur-Stewie club to beat him with it. Also he is rename Ur- Frank Jr.

"Damn you. You poop? Victory's Junior's." Ur- Frank Jr said as he brake dance on his corpse.

And so our B.C story has end.Frank said as the scene fade to black.

Now back to the bunker with Frank, Peter and the family.

"There have been many great Griffins throughout history, including Moses Griffin who led the Jews out of Egypt." Peter explain the Bronze Age when Moses Griffin led the Israelites to freedom.

As we see a bunch of Jews being leaded by Moses Griffin and Frank through the Egyptian dessert.

All right, it's going to be a long journey everyone, but I will lead you to freedom. Moses Griffin said to his Jews that he will lead them to freedom.

"Now, Jews, ho!" Frank said as he muss the Jew toward the red sea.

Now we see Frank, Moses Griffin with the Jews near the red sea.

"Here we are, the Red Sea. Now, we got to do is swim across." Moses Griffin said as he tell his Jews that they need to do is swim across so they can finally be free.

"I didn't bring my trunks." Man 1 said that he didn't bring my trunks

"I don't want to step on a shell." Man 2 said that he doesn't want to step on a shell

"I can't get water in my ears." Man 3 said that he can't get water in his ears

"I ate 20 minutes ago." Man 4 said that he ate 20 minutes ago.

"You know, what they flush in Cairo ends up right here." Women 1 said that all the pee and poop from cairo ends up in the red sea.

"All right, I'll see what I can do." Moses Griffin said to his Jews.

This made Moses Griffin to part the red sea down the middle so they can walk to the other side.

"Oh, I can part the Red Sea. You know he hasn't talked to his brother in three years." Man 1 said as he complain about Moses parting the red sea.

"Shut up, Todd!" Frank said back to the Jew name and tells him to shut up..

Now we join the Jews near a mountain as Moses and Frank return with the commandments.

"All right, listen up. Before we go any further I wanna lay down a few rules, right? Commandment #1: Shut the hell up. Commandment #2: There's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment #3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone. Commandment #4: When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud. Alright?" Moses Griffin said all three commandments to his Jews so they can learn and live by.

"Now come on, let's keep goin'!" Frank said as he and Moses lead the Jews toward valley of billboards.

That's until one Jew ruin the whole trip for both Frank and Moses Griffin.

"Oh, look at that! "Danny Gans, entertainer of the year"." Man 1 said as he read and speak out loud the billboard that just saw.

"What did I say?!" Moses shouted at the Jew about his commandments.

"Hassle-free checking". Man 2 said another billboard.

Dammit! Moses said as he complain about these Jews not listing about God's first three commandments.

"Man cow in the morning". Man 3 said another billboard.

"Shut up!" Frank shout at them to be quite as he too gets piss off with the Jews not listing to them.

Now back to the Bunker with the family finish with Peter ancestor story.

"Peter, can we stop the stories for a minute? We need to figure out how we're going to survive. I mean, is there even any food in here?" Lois said as she asked what they need figure out how we're going to survive.

"Right, good thinking. Meg and Persephone, go get us some sandwiches." Peter said as he command the griffin Twins to get them some sandwiches.

"Wait a minute, that's a great idea. If Meg and Persephone can get through the vent, they can sneak out and go get help." Brian said as he realized that if Meg and Persephone can get through the vent, they can sneak out and go get help.

This caused the Griffin Twins to panic and Meg rush towards her father for help.

"Dad, we can't go through the vent." Meg said as she tells peter that they can't go through the vents.

"Yeah, she's right. We need to grease them up so they can't get stuck. Everybody spit on Meg and Persephone." Peter said as he commands his family spit on Meg and Persephone to grease them up.

As everyone in the room began to spit on Meg and Persephone to grease them up so they can't get stuck when they go through the vents. The only people that tried to stop or block the spit was john and Frank.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Persephone shouts at them to stop spit at her and her twin.

"Stop it you guys, just stop it!" John shouted in anger to stop spiting at his girlfriend.

"Oh no, it's in my face, ahhhha!" Frank said as he feel the spit on his face as he blocks it from being on his wife.

This cause them to stop spiting at the girls plus their boys.

"Okay! Okay! I meant I can't do it because there are burglars down there." Meg said as she explains that they can't go down since the burglars are down there

"Come on, they're not going to touch you girls. You're both covered with spit." Peter said as he tells them that the burglar won't touch them since they are cover in spit.

This cause everyone to nod in agreement.

"Be careful, Girls." Lois said as she tells her daughters to be careful downstairs.

As Meg and Persephone are sent down through a vent to get food

"Ahaaaaaa, I hate you all!" Persephone said as she fall down with her sister.

This cause Stewie to make a joke.

"I hate you, too, bitch." Stewie said that he hate her as well.

This cause both Frank and John scowl at his comment and Stewie gets nervous.

"Oh, no, no, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?" Stewie said as his apologies to them, since he didn't mean it at all.

2-minutes later, cause everyone except peter to worry about the twins.

"You think Meg made it through the vent?" Emily asked everyone if the twins are alright.

"Well, let's find out.' Frank said as he turn on the monitor to find the girls, one of the monitors show the girls in the kitchen.

Oh, there she is. She's in the kitchen. John said as he point them out at the monitor that show the girls.

This cause Tyler to turn on the mic to talk to the girls.

"Hey, Meg and Persephone. We see you there in the kitchen." Tyler talks to her through a loudspeaker

Until Peter pushes Tyler aside to talk to the girls.

"Persephone, Put my sandwich on whole wheat please. No, no, no, don't use that mustard. Use the other mustard." Peter talks to her through a loudspeaker.

This cause John to notice another monitor that show the burglars in Peter and lois room. As they heard Peter in every room, this made john panic.

"Oh, God, Meg and Persephone, they know you're both there." John talks to her through a loudspeaker

"Quick, scrape that mustard off. Use the other mustard!" Peter talks to them through a loudspeaker and the robbers find and capture her.

This cause Emily to faint and Frank kick Peter in the nuts for what he did. Also both John and Tyler body slam him until he was unconscious.

"Oh, no. The burglars got my baby." Lois said in panic since her girls were captured.

As the burglars capture Meg and Persephone, they grab some stuff and were doing something that catch the eye of Brian.

"I think they're making a sign to tell us something.' Brian said to the family that the burglars were making a sign.

This cause Stewie to get piss off by their behavior.

Better not be using my crayons mixing 'em up. Stewie said as he doesn't like people messing with his stuff.

As they show a sign to the camera that says "we have your sons".

"We have your sons?" Frank said as he read the sign

As the burglars mistake the twins for boys

Meg and Persephone's are our daughters. Lois tells them she's their daughters, they put "really?" on the back side of the sign.

This cause Frank Jr to get piss off and he take the mic to speak to them.

Yes really, and they are beautiful, you retarted bitches! Frank Jr shout at the mic at the burglars. As he wishes to kick their asses for insulting his mother and aunt.

"Peter, do something!' Emily said as she worries about her sisters.

"You know, Meg and Persephone being captured by evil men reminds me of another story." Frank said as he begins to start another story about their ancestors.

This cause Peter to turn of the monitor that shows Meg and Persephone.

"It's distracting." Peter said as he tells his family that the monitor that has his daughter on it was distracting.

Until John and Tyler to jump on him and until he was unconscious again. As Frank continues the story.

"Um, this is the story of Pop's ancestor Nate Griffin and my ancestor Alex Mallque. Of course, Nate Griffin and Alex Mallque was their slave names. Their real names were Richard Bachman and Mata olae. And this is the story of his roots. It all began in Africa in the tiny village of Quahog-swana where he was a proud member of the tribe of Tootie-an-Blair." Frank tells the story of black slave Nate Griffin and his ancestor Alex Mallque.

As the story begins in Africa in the tiny village of Quahog-swana where both Peter and Frank ancestors were both proud members of the tribe of Tootie-an-Blair.

As we see Nate and Alex near many huts until they notice Quagdingo, who is Glenn Quagmire's African ancestor.

"Hey, Quagdingo, how was your date last night?" Nate Griffin asked him on how was his date last night.

"Oh, it was awesome. You never feel as big as you do with a pygmy." Quagdingo said it was awesome.

This gross out Alex a bit since he is half black and half Japanese. Also he didn't get lucky in japan like some of his family in japan.

"Gross, Quagdingo, just gross!" Alex said his comment about Quagdingo sex life.

That when Joemama came by. He is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility.

"Hey, you guys want to go get a drink at Club 227?" Joemama asked if they want to get a drink at Club 227.

"Not today, Joemama. Me and Mata are going off to find a log to build a drum so I can play the opening part from "Hot For Teacher." We'll see you guys later." Nate Griffin said as he tell them that they going off to find a log to build a drum so I can play the opening part from "Hot For Teacher."

As we see both Nate and Alex leave to find some wood, we are join by Tom Tucker and Diana Simmons's ancestors who are also name Tom and Diane. As they are giving the news to the tripe in the middle of the village.

"Coming up in this half hour, flies on your face how many is too many?" Diane explains coming up in a half hour, flies on people's face, how many is too many.

"But first, that orange thing in the sky and what you can do to please it." Tom tells his people about the sun and what they can do to please it.

As Nate and Alex goes into the African jungle to find a log and stick so he can play the beginning of "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen. Until they were stop by Brian, who appears as a talking monkey.

"You know, you shouldn't be poking around out here. White men have been spotted nearby laying traps and forming slow-pitch softball leagues." Monkey Brian said as he warns them about white people are coming and capturing black people.

"Well, whatever makes them happy? Live and let live, that's what I say." Nate said as he shrugs it off.

"And I'm sure that's what they say, too." Alex said in agreement with Nate.

That when Cleveland from South Carolina appeared, he is a white slave trader. Also he is the ancestor of our Cleveland brown. He speaks in the same slow pattern as Cleveland Brown.

"Hello. I'm Cleveland from South Carolina." Cleveland from South Carolina introduced himself to Nate Griffin

"Wow, you're a different color than me. Would you like to be equals?" Nate asked him if he wanted to be equals.

But he didn't listen and he capture both Alex Mallque and Nate Griffin.

Now we join our heroes in a slave ship toward the new world as Nate and Alex were chain up in rows.

"Hey, Quagdingo, you want to play I-Spy again?" Nate asked Quagdingo if he want to ply I-Spy again

"No!" Quagdingo said no as he is bored of that game.

But Nate ignore him and play with him anyway.

"I spy something beige." Nate said as he spy something beige

"Wood." Quagdingo said wood for the answer.

"Yeah." Nate said in excitement.

Okay that game is dumb! Alex reply since he was bore of that game as well.

Now the scene turn to Tom and Diane in chain next to other black slave and they give everyone the news.

Hello and welcome to the news at what I suspect is dawn. Our top story continues to be where is this giant canoe heading? But first let's go to Ollie Williams with the port side window report. Ollie? Tom give the news about the ship and ollie Williams with the port side window report

As the scene turn to Ollie Williams with the port side window report.

"I saw a fish!" Ollie Williams shouted at his place on the boat.

"Thanks, Ollie. And now sleep." Tom said as he and Diane both sleep after giving the news.

"Well that was horrible!" Alex said as he didn't get the right news today.

Now it was midnight and everyone in the ship was asleep until Nate made a move to scratch on his nose this cause Nate to look in awe of his discovery. He then wake up his friends to tell them the news.

"Hey, guys, one of my cuffs is loose. If we can break out of here, I've got an idea how to give the captain of this boat what he deserves." Nate said to his friend that one of my cuffs is loose. If they can break out of here, he got an idea how to give the captain of this boat what he deserves.

Then we join the captain in his room sleep in his bed until Nate and his friend came inside quietly and they jump him.

Now it morning on the ship and the crew were wirking until someone notice something was wrong.

"Hey, where's the captain?" one of the English colonist asked his fellow man on where is the captain.

"I don't know. I haven't seen him all morning." English colonist reply since he too hasn't seen him all morning.

The slave ship captain wakes up with his bed on a dock in the water and then falls in as the "Are You Ready For the Summer?" song from the movie plays

North Star Camp Kids Chorus

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the birds and bees, the apple trees And a whole lot of swimming to do?

As Frank's and Peter's ancestors and the other slaves cheer on the ship above.

"This is going to be the best summer ever." Nate said as he thinks this is going to be the best summer ever.

"Hell yeah it is!" Alex said in excitement.

As Nate, Alex and Quagdingo high five each other while Joemama gets pump up. The scene freeze for Frank to narrate the rest of the story.

"And it was. But Nate and Alex were soon found themselves put to work on a Southern plantation. It was way down there. You know, when you stop seeing Howard Johnson's and you start seeing Stuckey's. Anyway, it was a horrible place where they took away everybody's African names and gave them new names." Peter said as he describes the Pewterschmidt plantation as way down South, "around where you stop seeing Howard Johnson's and start seeing Stuckey's."

As we see the heroes in a cart being drag to their new home at the Pewterschmidt plantation.

The next scene revealed Bruce had an African American slave ancestor named Tobi, he is seen being whipped by an English colonist.

"What's your name?" English colonist asked the slave who he is whipping to tell the other slave his new name.

"Tobi with an "I." With an accent over the "I," and a little lineover the "O" so you know it's a long vowel sound and not a short one. And sometimes I like to dot the "I" with a little smiley face or a heart or something. Something to brighten the reader's day.' Tobi said as he spelled his name with several accents.

This cause the English colonist to get piss off and he whips Tobi again.

"I asked you what your name was." English colonist asked him in anger on who is new name is,

"Honey, you keep that up, it's whatever you want it to be." Tobi said as he refuses to accept his white name while being sassy.

"Of course, back then the South was a very different place than it is today. A backward place where they didn't believe in science and hated others just for being different. Time has a way of changing a place and its people." Frank said as he explains that the South was a very different place than it is today. A backward place where they didn't believe in science and hated others just for being different.

As the scene show slave at the cotton fields pick up cotton, as both Alex and Nate walk over to one of his master for a complaint.

"Excuse me. Hi. Yeah, is there like a human resources guy we could talk to? I have a work-related grievance." Alex said as he issue a complaint.

"What?" Overseers said in shocked and anger.

"The quarters are too crowded, the hours are long and you know, I don't like to be "this guy," but a couple of the overseers have been making racial slurs." Alex said the many things wrong with the work place like the quarters are too crowded, the hours are long and the overseers have been making racial slurs.

As the overseers was about to whip him and Nate silly until he notice the owners were come out of their mansion.

The Pewterschmidt version of this family back then looks exactly the same as the present day family. With Silas Pewterschmidt looking like his descendent with his wife looking like Barbara.

"And then, all of a sudden, he saw her. Lois-Laura-Bush-Lyn-Cheney Pewterschmidt, the plantation owner's daughter." Peter explain the wife of Nate griffin.

This Lois wears a teal green dress with a green teal sun hat, she has long red curly hair. she bears an uncanny resemblance to Lois Griffin.

"Of course, ordinarily black guys aren't attracted to white women, but she was something different. As a poet might say, she was the kind of woman you just want to have sex with over and over. With the kind of breasts you just want to push together so she looks like a cross-eyed torso." Frank explain that Lois ancestor was pretty hot for the black people back then.

"He knew he had to have her." Peter explains that Nate Griffin falls in love with Lois Laura Bush-Lynne Cheney-Pewterschmidt.

"Meanwhile Alex was watching his friend fall in love with a white woman. One of his master came by towards him and he were talking about him." Frank said as he explain that his ancestor was being transfer to another family who related to Pewterschmidt.

"Hey Alex Mallque, you being sell to one of the Pewterschmidt branch families since we have too many slaves." Overseers said which shocked Alex as he was being drag away from his friend.

As we spot Nate riding on a horse towards Lois's house window on top. He then throw pebbles at the window to wake her up but it didn't work, so he did the next best thing, he throw his horse into the room as it thrash around the room until it crash into another window to the outside.

This cause Lois to awaken and she wonder something.

"Is someone there?" Lois asked threw the window on who id calling her now at night.

"Lois!" Nate calls out to her from outside.

As she notices him from upstairs.

"Who are you?" Lois asking him on who he is.

"Hi. I'm Nate Griffin. I work against my will for your dad." Nate explain who he is and his work employment.

"Oh, yeah? Well, what do you do?" Lois asked on what he does here.

"Well, let's just say I know my way around a hoe." Nate said a dirty joke to her.

As they both laugh at their off color blue comedy.

"And, from the moment that piece of off-color blue comedy was uttered, their lives were changed forever." Peter said as he tell them that they fell in love on that night.

"You wanna do it?" Nate asked her that she want to have sex with him.

"You bet your sweet black ass I do." Lois said yes with smirk that mean, "I'll screw till you won't move"!

Meanwhile Alex end up with someone who was a relative of the Pewterschmidts.

"As it show Alex working the fields, feed the animals with no breaks. The work was hard and brutal. The overseer doesn't bother him or the other slaves. That is as long as the work is done right and one time. They have no say in how long they work. They know better, since they are slaves." Frank said

Until Alex spot the owners of his new home, the Wilshire's.

"Her name was Elizabeth Wilshire, she was white busty girl with red fancy dress. She was the wife of Mr. Wilshire of the Wilshire plantation. She was 16 years old, a product of a greedy family who gave her away for money and power over the new world. One look at her and we can see whyMr. Wilshire want her. To Alex surprise … he see a beautiful woman even though she's white." Frank explain his ancestor situation and who was the women who will be his ancestor wife and mate.

As Alex look at her in awe of her beauty but notice that her eyes are field with sadness. Then he spot her husband and his owner Mr. Wilshire.

"Mr. Wilshire was a very rich man and he was cousins with Silas Pewterschmidt do to the fact that his mother was a Pewterschmidt. But he was also very sexuall active man towards young white women. But he had a week point, he was born with a small penis thus he can't satisfied his wife in bed." Frank said

As it late that night when Alex was called by one of the older female slave name Mamy.

"Alex go take those towels to the Massa's bedroom." Mamy said as she order Alex to bring towels to the master room.

"Yes I am Mamy..." Alex reply as he went upstairs to his master room.

He dropped the towels on the table, suddenly a crow startled him and he trip... Hit his head on the table and he blacked out.

Few hours later, when Alex came through, he was shocked and scared at the same time… to witness his master and his young wife about to make love.

He froze under the table and couldn't move. If his master finds him, he was surely going to be hanged. So he stay until they were done making love so he can escape.

"Elizabeth is very beautiful white female. I could see her face that she doesn't love massa… but she has no choice, she is…his property, just like me." Alex said in his thought as he watch them make love.

Alex never seen a white woman nude before…but, what he see, Elizabeth is a very, very hot white female, seeing her nude is stirring something in him he never been with a woman before. What woman would want him anyway? Not even his master would have him take a woman either. As he seeing Elizabeth makes his heart beats, seeing master with Elizabeth is hideous and he not even last 5 minutes… there was no love in this love making at all. Frank said

That was good Elizabeth, was it good for you too. Mr. Wilshire

"…yes…it..was." Elizabeth said as she lied to him.

"I….m...v..Very…ti...red…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!" Mr. Wilshire said as he fall asleep since he can't last to satisfy her at all.

As Alex notice Elizabeth face look anger and pouting.

"There he goes again…got what he wanted and fell asleep. Bastard! Leaving me like this. Ever since I married him it's been like this I don't think I can stand it." Elizabeth said in her mind as she was not satisfy from the sex.

As Alex notice her masturbating since she need release since her husband didn't satisfy her at all. This was his chance to escape and leave the room.

"I need to get out of here now... at least Massa is asleep." Alex though as now was his chance to leave the room.

But he gotten a harden dick from watching the mistress playing with herself. But he know there is now way in hell he will fucking a woman, let alone a white woman at that. Frank narrate his tale.

"Just get out quietly so she won't notice I'm ever here." Alex though as he sneak toward the door.

Until he bump into a lamp and it smash on the floor, the sound alerted Elizabeth.

"Huh who's there?" Elizabeth shouted as she asked who's in her room.

She then spots Alex in her room.

"What black man! What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?" Elizabeth asked in anger until her though of something shocking.

"Oh my god! Have you been watching us this whole time! How dare you! You will be hang for this! I promise you that you bastard!" Elizabeth shouted at Alex that he will pay for this.

This cause Alex to panic and he was on his neighs begging for mercy.

"Please madam! I beg you. I hit my head on the table and I blacked out. I woke up ant you and the Massa are already doing it! Please madam! Forgive me." Alex said as he explain what happened today and he want mercy and forgiveness.

"I don't car! Now get out!" Elizabeth said to the man as she will not give mercy.

As Alex though that he was a dead man by morning, he would need to run away tonight! Until Elizabeth notice Alex's huge Hardon in his pants. That's when she stops him.

"Wait...come here slave. Have you been watching me and my husband this whole time?" Elizabeth asked him that he was watching them make love.

"Yes mam? I did not want to madam butt…" Alex tries to talk an excuses.

"But what slave…" Elizabeth asked him on his excuses.

"It's the first time I've seen as white lady naked before madam… I'm truly sorry madam." Alex reply and he apologies again.

And he nodded in agreement to that statement.

"What's your name slave?" Elizabeth asked him his name.

"Alex Mallque, madam!" Alex reply his name to her.

"Listen to me Alex. You will do exactly as I say or I will wake up your master and have you hang right now." Elizabeth tell him that he will do exactly as she say or she will wake up his master and have him hang.

"Yeas mam!" Alex reply.

"Now come over here and lie down in front of me." Elizabeth orders him to lay right next to her in bed.

So he did lay right next to her in her bed while his master was still asleep. As Elizabeth notice his bulged in his pants.

"Wow…it's so…big pushing like that in his pants." Elizabeth thought as her notice how big the bulged is.

"Oh no this is not good. With those white hands so close to my cock. It's going to push out hard." Alex thought as his notice her trying to take out his Johnson from inside his pants.

"Oh my god!" Elizabeth shouted in shocked as she did take it out and his cock was huge.

As he moans from her touch and that made her grin with excitement.

"So seeing your mistress naked makes your Johnson hard slave." Elizabeth asked him if she seeing naked was making him so hard.

As she continues to touch his dick he begin to lose control of holding his cum. Until he burst right in front of her face.

"Aaaarrrhh!…he cums! And it's so much more! Black cum on my body is making me hot all over. I even tasted a little of it on my lips. Its making my pussy dripping wet…I…I want this black cock inside me. Even though is forbidden for white woman having sex with the black slaves." Elizabeth thought as she now want his dick since she now hot in bothered.

"Listen to me very carefully Alex...I am going to mate with you. If I hear a whisper about this you will be hanged immediately… do you understand Alex?" Elizabeth said as she explains to him that she and he are having sex now.

"But mistress it's forbidden." Alex reply

"I know that's why you must keep it a secret or you die understand." Elizabeth said as she explain that he must keep this moment a secret.

"Yes mistress. I understand." Alex reply a yes to it.

"But above all…you will not and I mean you will not ejaculate your cum inside my body. Do you know what that means Alex?" Elizabeth said as she tell him not to cum inside her or he will pay.

"Yes mistress." Alex reply to her command

"Because I will hang you myself if you do. When you get close to cum you will pull it out understand!" Elizabeth said as she warns him again while she climb on top on him getting ready for the fun.

"I understand mistress!" Alex reply.

"Now since this will by your first time with a woman I will teach you how to please a woman, and I will expect this from you every time I call on you understand Alex." Elizabeth said to Alex her commands.

"I understand mistress!" Alex reply.

As she put his Johnson in her mouth and she get working on it.

"I cannot believe this the Massa's wife wants me to have sex with her with my dick." Alex though as he can't believe Elizabeth want him in bed.

"Seeing his dick is making my pussy tingling all over. I want his dick inside me desperately!" Elizabeth thought about Alex's dick all the time now.

"You will be my fuck toy Alex… no one else must know about this and remember what I told you Alex. Now you must please my pussy before I will have that big dick shoved deep inside my body." Elizabeth said as she command him to have sex with her now.

"Yes mistress!" Alex reply.

"I would never dream for this to happened, but seeing massa's wife young white body and begging me to fucker with my dick is a true dream becoming real." Alex though that his dream of having a white woman is becoming real.

"Don't worry Alex, master is very heavy sleeper, now do as you are told." Elizabeth said as she explains that his master is very heavy sleeper.

"Yes mistress!" Alex reply.

"I'll surely be hanged if Massa wakes up and sees my mouth on his young white wife pussy." Alex though as he start to please his master wife.

As he was lick her pussy, Elizabeth was getting more Horney by the minute, until she came real hard and she squirreled all over Alex's face.

This cause her to think about Alex's dick again. So she asked Alex to shove his dick into her.

So Alex fucking the hot wife of his boss. Her face soft and Alex will please and much his female sexy boss with his huge cock, And fuck her, the hidden one of her master. Because this woman loves sex and is not being reciprocated in bed by her husband His huge cock is inside the pussy of the hot blonde of big tail and full breasts.

Until he was about to blow inside of her, he then remember to pull out.

So Alex pulls out of Elizabeth right as he shoots his load all over the mistress naked body. They both passed out for their ordeal. Never have they both experience such intense pleasure.

Next morning, Alex slowly wakes up. He then realized what had happened looking at the beautiful white woman that had just taken his virginity. Alex was getting another hard on. But his senses tell him differently.

I better get out of here before master wakes up! Alex thought as he get out of bed before his master up to find him in here.

As he gets dress he stare upon the woman he had sex with last night.

"I hope mistress doesn't wait long. I would sure like to fuck her again real soon." Alex thought about the next time his mistress call him for another round of sex.

Until Elizabeth wakes up and call him.

"Alex!" Elizabeth call him.

"Huh? Uh yes mistress?" Alex reply to her.

"Remember what I have told you and also wait for me to call you when I need you." Elizabeth said as she wants him to visit her in her room again.

"Yes mistress!" Alex reply as he went back to work.

For that few months both Alex and Elizabeth would have sex with each other, day in night. Even in party after her husband was busy with guest. Also outside when they have a picnic, Elizabeth couldn't get enough of Alex and soon she was falling deep heel for him.

But all the sex came with a cost, Elizabeth became pregnant. She knew that it was Alex's, Mr. Wilshire was not the wiser to her pregnancy. Until one of her slave's found out and it was Mamy.

Later that evening, Mamy was delivery tea to her mistress.

"I brought you some tea as you requested mistress." Mamy said as she tell her mistress that she brought the towels.

"Oh thank you nana." Elizabeth reply.

"Is there anything else you would like mistress." Mamy asked her

"Oh none at the moment nana." Elizabeth said as she doesn't want anything.

"Then may I suggest that fucking Alex is not a very good idea mistress since I see you bear his fruit." Mamy reply as she reveal to know their secret.

This shocked Elizabeth since they were very careful not to let anyone know about her pregnancy.

"You will not say a word about this or you will be hang!" Elizabeth reply as she tells her that she not say anything about her pregnancy.

But Mamy knew better that the child she is carry is not a sin to this world and it's was innocent as any baby born into this cruel world. She also thinks of Alex as he own son. So she and a plan to the child and the father.

"I have a plan, you must give birth to the child in secret, and then you must return the child and Alex back to Silas Pewterschmidt. I heard that his daughter has a family with his friend and they would be happy to take him back plus escape to the west to be free." Mamy explain her plan to her mistress.

Of course she complain about never see her child and lover again. But Mamy reassure her that they have to wait until the master dies of old again since he doesn't have much time left in this world. So Elizabeth agreed to the plan and she told Mamy to tell Alex that of they have a boy, he will be name Abe, if a girl the name her Lizzy after her.

"So in a few months, Elizabeth gave birth to Alex first born son, Abraham Mallque in secret. Then on Tuesday, both he and alex were return to Pewterschmidt mansion as alex was reunited with his friend nate griffin and his family. Then for the next 15 years, they raised their families in secrecy." Frank said as he tell them about his ancestor having a family of his own with his master wife plus Nate and Lois marriage produced four children that resemble modern-day Emily, Stewie, Meg, and Chris in secrecy.

As we join the family in their slave house with Nate and Alex sitting while Lois was making dinner.

"Supper's ready! Come and get it, kids!" Lois calls her kid toward the table.

That when Alex's son came in, he look like a light skin version of Frank Jr, his name was Abraham Mallque. Abe went to sit next to his father and then the four children were come inside, the one who like Meg was name May Griffin. The Chris look alike name is Curtis Mayflower Griffin, the one who was Emily's ancestor was Abigail Griffin and finally the Stewie look alike is name Huey griffin.

"You know the best part about being half black and half white? When I grow up, I'll be accepted by everybody." Huey said as he feel like to be half black and half white.

"Yeah I'm so lucky to be half black, half Japanese and half white since I'll be a role model to my family and their fortune." Abe said as he too is happy to be half black and have white as well as half Japanese.

That's when Alex then remember his father, Gozin Mallque. He was Japanese explore with some British people exploring in Kenya. When he was down there, he caught the attention of a young Maasai woman. Her name was Michiko, she is quite possibly the wildest afro woman in family. Her Height is 5'11' and she has long wave afro hair.

He gave her the name since she didn't have one when he gotten here, Then name Michiko is a Japanese given name, used for females. Although written Romanized the same way, the Japanese language written forms (kanji, katakana, hiragana) can be different. Common forms include: 美智子 — "beautiful wise child" 美千子 — "child of a thousand beauties"

Her carefree attitude, aggressive personality, and conviction to see the man she loves all contribute to her overall character. Michiko is the type of girl that will not tolerate anything hindering her path, and will do anything to achieve her goal. Her wild personality and disrespectful attitude towards the village law enforcement, makes Gozin life interesting and exciting.

Michiko is a wild lady that often exhibits childish behavior. She will not hesitate to mock people and throw a fit if things are not met her way. Gozin actually shows to have a higher sense of morals and acts appropriately in society. Gozin is quiet and conservative, whereas, Michiko is loud and constantly the center of attention. Michiko is the type of woman who isn't afraid to get in someone's face and tell them off.

She took him for an exotic, sophisticated superman of sorts and developed something of a liking to him.

A few nights later, she came down to his hut wearing nothing but a fertility headdress and carrying a husband stick. Since he was guest in the village, he had to participate in the customs. Well, he'll be morally irresponsible if he did not participate in the custom.

Gozin could destroy their entire social structure if he didn't participate. Oh, he felt so terrible about it. He felt terrible seven times until she was pregnant. A few month later, he was born.

"Oh those were good time!" Alex thought of his family at Africa.

That's when Silas Pewterschmidt busting inside threw the door.

"Daddy!" Lois said as she was shocked that her father found them out.

"Just as I thought! Lois, how in God's name, could you embarrass the family like this?" Silas Pewterschmidt said as he does not approve of her relationship with Nate Griffin

"Wow, wow, Sitting right here." Abe Mallque said as he hate being dis by the old man.

"Daddy, you're the embarrassment. Nate and I love each other!" Lois said as she tell him that she doesn't care what he thinks and she love her husband.

But Silas wouldn't have any of it.

"Tell it to the authorities, because you're all going to jail!" Silas Pewterschmidt said as eh tell them that they are under arrest.

Until Nate grabs a frying pan and knocks Silas out.

"Run!" Nate said to family to make a run for it.

"For once we agreed father!" Abigail Griffin said as she rushes towards the door while holding Abe in her arms.

"And so they set off on their escape to the north. Luckily, they were helped by Nate's good friend, Al Cowlings, who showed up on his trusty white bronco. But the law was hot on their trail." Frank said

As Nate and Lois escaped from his master and her father Silas Pewterschmidt, who did not approve of the relationship. But good old Nate Griffin was shown to be good friends with Al Cowlings.

Then we spot Tom and Diane on hot air balloon.

"Well, we're getting a good view of the chase from up here, Tom." Diane said as she and tom are getting a good view on the air balloon.

"That's right, Diane. We're looking at Nate Griffin and Al Cowlings the man we believe to be Al Cowlings. We'll stay with the chase. Uh it seems like a futile effort on their part, Diane. At some point that horse is going to have to stop and eat some grain." Tom said they stay with the chase. Uh it seems like a futile effort on their part, at some point, that horse is going to have to stop and eat some grain.

But the family made it to a town in the north as Alex and Nate work in plan to get even with the white man.

"But luck was on their side and eventually, they made it to the north. After that, Alex return to the Wilshire plantation after he learn that all the slaves have been freed by the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. The Mallque Family stays for a time as sharecroppers, continuing to work the Wilshire Plantation in exchange for livestock and food. Once Nate returns to the Wilshire Plantation with a wagon, he, Alex, Lois, Elizabeth and the rest of their family pack up their belongings and head to the north to start a new life. When Wilshire threatens theming his old age, Mamy shoots him. Once in north, Alex and his wife have a daughter, the first Mallque born free in America. Then he and Nate went their separate so Alex can return to Africa with his wife money so he can take his father and mother to japan to live in peace." Frank explain that after They escaping Silas.

As Alex and Nate work in making shoe for horse in town until Alex gain a letter from Elizabeth. Alex then return to Wilshire plantation for his mistress and he return to the town were Nate was so his wife can give birth to his daughter then they slip for Africa to reunite with his father and mother so they can return to japan and live in peace.

"Then Nate devoted his life to getting back at the white man for the injustice of slavery, by inventing the Department of Motor Vehicles." Peter explain that Nate sets up the Department of Motor Vehicles to "get back at the white man".

As we join Nate Griffin found the Department of Motor Vehicles just so he can frustrate and irritate white people.

"Sir, did you fill out the 1170?" Nate asked the costumer if he fill out the 1170.

"I think I did." Costumer said.

"Did you fill out the 1170?" Nate asked the costumer if he fill out the 1170.

"I filled this out." Costumer said as he gave Nate the file that he had.

"That's the 1190. You're gonna have to go stand in the blue line. "Nate said that he gave him the 1190. He is gonna have to go stand in the blue line.

"I was already in that line." Costumer said as he was already in that line.

"Sir, don't get snippy with me." Nate tell him to not get snippy with him.

"I've been here all morning. Costumer explain that he was here all day.

"That is not my prerogative, sir." Nate tell him that it's not his prerogative.

"I wait in one line, they send me to another line." Costumer said that he wait in one line, they send him to another line.

"You can always call to make an appointment." Nate said to him that he always call to make an appointment.

"The line's always busy! That's ridiculous." Costumer said that the line's always busy.

"Wait in the appointment line." Nate said to him to wait in the appointment line.

"I know! I don't want to wait! I haven't got all day!" Costumer said that he doesn't want to wait! He haven't got all day!

"You're going to have to take that somewhere else. You know what? I'm on break." Nate said as he put up a sign that he is taking a break.

Now back at the bunker with the family as Frank tell them the next ancestor story but at the Mallque side now.

"Okay here a story about my Asian ancestor Finn Mallque who made the wall of china and defeat Victor Kong" Frank said as he explain the next Mallque ancestor who was who made the wall of china and defeat Victor Kong.

As Scene opens up showing in China, 1542, the camera pans down a parade is going on.

"Aw nuts, I'm standing on Tyler's shoulders and I still can't see anything!" John said as he can't see anything on Tyler shoulders.

As Camera zooms out to see John is standing on Tyler's shoulders to view the parade over the crowd but he finds that it is not high enough.

"This is not how it works!" Tyler said as he can't hold him any longer.

As John then discovers that due to his weight, Tyler has fallen down on the ground and John is standing on his back, not shoulders.

"Relax everyone. Stewie and I have devised a solution. Hop on." Finn tells them that he has a better idea and they all climb on a big plank of wood.

The plank begins to rise up and becomes a high wooden structure.

As Meifeng Kinney spots the wooden structure, as she is Emily ancestor from her mother side of the family.

"Finn and Stewie! And their friends! With technology that's slightly more advanced than what we have today. Mom!" Meifeng said as she runs off to tell her Mother who look like Asian lois as what they're doing is technology that's slightly more advanced than what they have today.

Meanwhile with the kids on top of on the structure, John is still standing on Tyler

"You are doing it again!" Tyler said as he sick of john on his shoulders.

"It helps my arches!" John saying that it helps his arches when he stands like that.

"Look guys! It's Regent West, and that girl must be... Princess Korra!" Finn said as he and the three then see Regent West and Princess Isabella in a palanquin, and Finn admires the princess dreamily.

The scene shifts Princess Korra with Regent West.

"Regent West? When can I meet some of the local children?" Princess Korra asking Regent West when she will be able to meet some local children

"Princess, I'm afraid it's just not safe for you out in the wide world what with Victor Khan on the loose." Regent West says that it is too risky because of Victor Khan.

"Victor Khan! He has been a plague on our land for far too long!" Princess Korra said as she is sick of Victor khan ruining her land.

"I promise once his forces have been defeated we'll throw you the biggest party money can buy. Of course it won't cost you anything because you're a hereditary monarch. "Regent West said as he calms her down.

Now we join Meifeng trying to talk with her mother Lois, she look like a Japanese Lois but with regular American eyes

"Mom, wait till you see what Finn and Stewie and their friends have done now! Look!" Meifeng tries to tell Lois about the structure.

Until her father, peter interrupt her.

"Look, acrobats!" Peter tells Lois that acrobats are on their way.

This make Lois excited.

"Acrobats? I love acrobats." Lois said in awe and so she ignores Meifeng.

"No, Mom, over..." Meifeng said as she tries to get her attention.

Until suddenly, the acrobats turn out to be Victor Khan's men

"Oh no, Victor Khan's warriors!" Peter said in gasps

As The acrobats attack and the crowd flees.

Meanwhile with the kids, they can see everything going down.

"He's going after the royal... thingy!" John said as his notice that Victor Khan's men are after the princess.

"It is called a jou." Tyler said as he correct his grammar.

A warrior snatches Princess Korra while she screams in fear.

"See this is exactly what I was... The Princess!" Regent West said as he turn to the princess but she was gone.

Now back to the kids of the story.

"John, get us down there! Quick!" Finn asked john to get them down.

As John lowers the plank so they can try to help.

The Princess! The Princess! Victor Khan why that impertinent... Regent West said as he curse himself.

Until Regent West receives a taunting scroll which shows Victor Khan making a face at him.

"A taunting scroll? How uncouth!" Regent West said as he disgusted by this scroll.

"Should I order the final attack, sir?" General Carl asks if he should send his army to attack

"No, no, General Carl. A full-scale attack now would put the Princess at risk. Oh, if only Master Brian had not given up the way of the warrior and gone to live a contemplative life on the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, he could retrieve the Princess. Oh, if only someone could reach him and tell him of our plight!" Regent West said that they can't risk endangering the Princess, he wants help and laments that the Great Master Brian has retired and now resides on top of the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness and that someone should ask him for help.

They didn't notice the kids and they heard what Regent West said.

"Hey guys, We know what we're gonna do today!" Finn said as he decides that they will go to persuade Master Brian.

Victor Khan's multi-level yurt!

As Princess Korra is brought to Victor Khan in the center of his building.

"Victor Khan…" Princess Korra said as she tries budges free from the grip of two warriors.

But she was drag toward him.

"Regent West will have your head!" Princess Korra said to the man face.

"Regent Monogram will never attack as long as I have his Princess. Which should buy me all the time I need to complete my secret weapon and take over the Ten-Province area!? Meanwhile, I'm putting you in the penthouse dungeon. You'll love the view." Victor Khan said that he had kidnapped Princess Isabella with the intent of making Regent Monogram too helpless to prevent Victor Khan from taking over the Tri-Province Area.

As He takes Princess Korra up a staircase, which according to him is protected with a series of booby traps he alone knows to avoid.

"Of course I've planted booby traps all along the way and I alone know how to avoid them." Victor Khan said as He gets hit by a giant shoe.

"Heh. Must have forgot that one." Victor Khan said as he gets up again.

Until A step opens up and he notices a hammer.

"Oops!" Victor Khan said as the hammer shoots a laser at him.

"Oh, that's right." Victor Khan said as the step opens again.

"You're supposed to skip this step." Victor Khan said until He screams as he falls into a step.

He gets burnt, and gets chomped on by piranhas

"Everything's under control, but—. " Victor Khan said until his next step opens once again and gets hit by a boxing glove.

"Testing the system-." Victor Khan said as his various booby traps are activated as the camera pans to the top of the stairs.

"Hey, hey, it works." Victor Khan said until he gets caught by a bear trap.

Then they made it to the top of the tower.

"Anyway, here you are." Victor Khan said as he Takes out a set of keys and tries the keys to open the door.

"You'll have a nice rack to sleep on and some rats to keep you company. "Victor Khan said as he opens the door for the princess.

"So while your here, enjoy your stay. Ta-ta Princess!" Victor Khan said as he slaps the door.

"I'll see you-." Victor Khan said until his Stairs turn into a chute

Ironically, he gets hit by all the traps and leads Princess Korra, who is unscathed, safely upstairs, and pushes her into a dark room.

Meanwhile the kids were at the foot of the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness

"There it is, The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness." Finn said as his point out the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.

"Ya know what I hate about The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness." John says that what he hates the most about the Mountain is that the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness flows between them and the Unclimbable Mountain.

"Who named all these things?" Tyler asked as he wonders about who makes up these names

"That guy over there, The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness." John said as he points to the reason for the name.

And they see a man sitting under a banner which reads, "Redundant Scribe of Redundantness".

"Hi there! Greetings!" The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness said hello to the kids.

"Okay." Finn said in question why is this man is here.

As The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness continues talking in the background.

"Stewie do we have anything for uncrossable rivers?" Finn asked his friend if they have anything for uncrossable rivers in their bag.

As Stewie pulls out a grappling hook that looks like a crossbow and they didn't notice Meifeng was watching them.

"What are they up to now?" Meifeng asked in question.

As Stewie shoots the grappling hook across the river and attaches a carriage

"Oh, that'll do." John said as He and Tyler get on the carriage.

As Finn next somehow pulls a large machine out of his small bag, and they begin climbing the mountain.

"Grrrrrr!" Meifeng Growls in disgust by their connivance.

"Look, a Chinese eviscerating fish. Though I suppose here in China we just call them eviscerating fish." Tyler said as he explain about the fish he has spot.

As Meifeng starts swinging across the rope and she Mocking Tyler

"Oh but here we just call them eviscerating..." Meifeng Mocking Tyler about the fish until she slip of the rope.

As Meifeng screams and falls into the river.

Now back to Finn and the gang.

"So how do we get up The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness?" John asked them on how they get up The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness?

"No worries, Buford. " Finn said as he tell him that they got this.

As Tyler takes his hiking stick and leafs through his backpack.

"I think we have just the thing." Finn said as he pulls out a block of wood.

Meanwhile Meifeng wringing her hair and she notice the kids on the jou.

Oh, come on! Meifeng said as she spots the kids and they are climbing up on a jou with gigantic mechanical feet, emerging from red clouds.

As Meifeng is climbing up the side of the mountain to catch up to the kids.

"Stupid Mountain of Stupidness! "Meifeng calls the mountain the "Stupid Mountain of Stupidness".

Suddenly Redundant Scribe of Redundantness pops out of mountain.

"Actually, that was my original name for it!" Redundant Scribe of Redundantness states that that was what he was originally going to call the mountain.

That when Meifeng falls off the mountain into red clouds.

"Oops, my bad, sorry, my apologizes!" Redundant Scribe of Redundantness said as he went back to work.

Now we see Master Brian is seen flying a kite.

As Finn and the others finally reach the top and see that Master Brian is flying a Chinese kite.

Master Brian! Finn said his name as He and Stewie get out.

As Master Brian puts down the kite

This is a great honor. Finn said as He and Stewie bow.

Wow. I can't believe he's a platypus. John said as he notice that Brian is a dog.

Finn pulled a jou with giant mechanical feet out of his backpack and that is what bugs you? Tyler question on why this bugs him and not the stuff that Finn has in his bag.

Master Brian! Victor Khan has kidnapped the Princess and only you can save her! Finn tell him about the situation and they need his help.

As Master Perry chatters in disagreement.

You mean you won't? But why, Master Brian? What made you give up the life of a warrior hero? Finn ask him that why he leaved fighting.

As Master Brian begins to ripple.

What's he doing? Finn asks what he is doing.

Master Brian starts a "ripple dissolve" effect and it bug everyone.

That's a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback. Stewie answers that it is a "ripple dissolve" and that he must be having a flashback.

Does he know we can't see it? Should we give him some privacy? I don't know the protocol for flashbacks. Finn wonders does he know that they cannot see it.

As Brian stops rippling and the kid relax.

At last, Master Brian comes back from the flashback as which is unknown to the kids.

"Is he back? He's back. Well judging by the time you spent staring off into space I'm guessing something pretty bad. But someone has to rescue the Princess, if you won't come with us at least you can train us to do it ourselves!" Finn says that if he will not come, he should teach them some fighting tactics.

As Master Brian agrees and leads them through an intense training regime.

(Song: The Way of the Platypus)
Background singer:

Ah yeah!

In other circumstances you might fail cause I know you don't have a beaver tail
You're not a platypus but I'm gonna see you sweat...
All:

Milk!

Background singer:

We're gonna see how much you can take
I'm gonna work you through your you not break
You squeeze a silkworm, what you think they're gonna get?...
All:

Silk!

Background singer:

But I know a way we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss, it's the Way of the Platypus!

But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout...

You're gonna run up a ramp with two buckets of water swing over muck for some reason

At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining and look up into the sky...

You'll stand on a pole with your arms out hey, these flowers are way out of season

You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man and move the big heavy things with your mind...

But I know a way we can make you a warrior

Even though now you're a wuss, it's the Way of the Platypus!

It's the Way of the Platypus!

At last, after their training is complete, Finn went to talk to his master.

"Are you sure you won't come with us, Master Brian? The kingdom really needs you back." Finn asked him if he sure he won't join the battle.

This cause master Brian starts rippling again.

"He's doing it again." John said as he notice that his master is rippling again.

"Goodbye, Master Brian." John, Phineas, and Tyler said goodbye to their master.

As The boys again climb on the giant mobile jaou and go to fight Victor Khan.

As Master Brian continues flying his kite. Meifeng reaches Brian.

Meifeng appears after the boys have left and she went toward Brian.

"Where are they?" Meifeng Panting asks Master Brian about the boys.

As Brian again starts a "ripple dissolve".

"You know I can't see anything right? " Meifeng comments that she can't see what he is remembering.

As the next scene shows Finn and the others in a jou on a pogo stick

"Follow my lead when we get there; we're going right in the front door." Finn said his plan.

The boys reach and they crash into Victor Khan's headquarters.

"I knew we shouldn't have let Tyler drive." John comments that Tyler shouldn't have been driving

But they crash inside the castle, in front of the booby trap staircase.

As Finn and Stewie dodge the booby traps

"Never mind that, you two stay here and fend off the guards, Stewie and I will rescue the princess." Finn tell Buford to fight the soldiers while he and Stewie rescue the princess.

"We got it covered, just watch out for booby traps." John said in agreement.

Various booby traps activate and Finn and Stewie get to the top of the staircase unscathed.

"We made it and completely unscathed. Good thing we brought along that yak bladder." Finn said as he reaches the top and comments that it was good they had a Yak bladder.

"Princess Korra, we've come to rescue you stand away from the..." Finn tells Princess Korra that they are here to save her and she should stay away from the door.

Before they can break down her door, Princess Korra comes rushing out and embraces Phineas.

"My hero!" Princess Korra said to Finn as she hug him with love.

"Don't worry Princess, we'll take the banister down. It's safer." Finn said to Korra to not worried.

As Finn, Stewie and Princess Korra slide down the banister to find Tyler and John surrounded by knocked out guards.

"Holy mackerel! How did you guys defeat all these soldiers?" Finn said in wonders how John has defeated all the soldiers

"We're okay." Random soldier said as he tell the kids that they are okay.

"There was nothing to it." John said as he starts a "ripple dissolve" effect.

But Finn stop John from starting a ripple dissolve.

"There's no time for flashbacks! We have to go!" Finn says that they don't have time for a flashback

"What flashback?" John asked as they all run off.

"I'm just rippling! It relaxes me." John says that it was not a flashback, he was just rippling because it relaxes him.

They escape with Princess Korra, As Camera pans to Victor Khan watching them escape.

"Well would you look at that a bunch of kids running away with the Princess... Running away with the Princess?!" Victor Khan said as he Slides down a fireman pole.

"Oh, time to take matters into my own hands!" Victor Khan said he jumps into a giant robotic dragon, which flies toward the castle, turns it on and flies off

Then Victor khan laughing maniacally.

Meanwhile on the jou as the kids are returning to town.

"What the heck is that?" John said as he spot the dragon.

"It must be Victor Khan's secret weapon. It's heading for the castle! What do we do?" Princess Korra said as she know that's Victor Khan's secret weapon.

"I've got an idea!" Finn said as he gotten an idea.

As Victor Khan goes to Regent Monogram's castle. The Dragon flies over Regent West and General Carl's heads.

"Great googly moogly!" Regent West said in awe of the dragon attack.

"Hahahaha! Amazing what you can do with a little bamboo and rice paper huh?" Victor Khan said as he laughs for his victory.

"Victor Khan! What have you done with Princess Korra?" Regent West asks him what he has done with the Princess.

"That's none of your business, but there's no way she escaped forcing me to move up my plans I can tell you that!' Victor Khan replies that she hadn't run away.

"You barbarian!" Regent West said in anger on victor khan wickedness.

"I know I am but what are you." Victor Khan said as he made his Dragon sticks out tongue.

"Hehe. You like that? The tongue set me back a week but it was totally worth it." Victor Khan explain how he made his dragon tongue in a week.

As his dragon attack them with its tail.

"Carl, duck!" Regent Monogram tells Carl to duck, Regent West

"No, actually sir I think it's a draw..." Carl says "it's a dragon, sir and not a duck."

Until Carl gets slapped by the dragon's tail.

"Oh, that kind of duck." Carl said as he then understands the real meaning of what Regent West said.

As Victor Khan starts using his robot to burn the castle.

"Hahahaha! Hyvertical remodeling!" Victor Khan laughs as he is remodeling the town with his dragon.

"We can't take much more of this! What do we do?" General Carl asked his chief on what they can do now.

"Surrender! Oh what now?" Victor Khan asked them to surrender.

Until the dragon starts burning areas around it and it spots a giant terracotta warrior starts marching towards them

"A giant terracotta warrior? Roughly the same size as my dragon?" Victor khan said in question.

As the scene shows giant terracotta warrior was being controlled by Finn, Stewie, Tyler, John and Princess Korra.

"Left leg! Right Leg!" Finn said to the legs to move.

"What could he possibly want? Victor Khan asked as the Terracotta warrior goes to "crane" position.

"Oh he's doing that crane thing." Victor Khan sid about the warrior doing the crane position.

As Terracotta warrior kicks the dragon in the face.

You know, 4 centuries from now that move is gonna be real cliché. Victor Khan said as that move is gonna be real cliché in 4 centuries from now

As Victor punches the dragon and the dragon tries to burn it. But he is not burnt because he is made of terracotta.

"Of course, being terracotta you would be fire-proof. Okay, mono to mono!" Victor Khan said as he realized that his fire breath doesn't work on this warrior.

The robots fight and they are hurting each other.

"Ow that's not your mono!" Victor Khan shouted in pain from his hit.

As they start fighting again and Regent west is enjoying the battle.

"Man, they would love this in Japan! "Regent West comments that the Japanese would "love this".

"What the? Finn and Stewie, Victor Khan and their friends too! Mom!" Meifeng said as she comes over and shockingly sees the huge terracotta warrior, and instantly runs away to tell her Mom about it.

The dragon is slapped by the warrior. Then Terracotta warrior slaps dragon repeatedly.

"Agh, slapies! I hate slapies!" Victor Khan said as he complains about the slapies.

As Terracotta warrior pushes the dragon away, then the dragon tail taps on the warriors soldier and when the soldier turns around, the dragon takes a wind up key out of the warrior's back.

"Hahahaha! Gotcha!" Victor Khan laughs as he is winning.

But the dragon tricks the warrior and pulls its key out. This cause Terracotta warrior deactivates.

"He has the key to our defeat! Without the key, the warrior tends to stop and is unable to fight." Tyler said in a panic tone as they were gonna lose.

"You make puns when the other guy is down, dumbbell!" John said as he is piss off at Tyler for making a pun during battle.

"Aww, poor babies feeling tired, huh? Allow me to put you to sleep!" Victor Khan said as his dragon picks up a Chinese house and was going to throw it on the warrior.

As everyone gasps as they were about to be killed.

"Ew, who puts armpit hair on a mechanical dragon?" Princess Korra wants to know where the dragon's key is and why that dragon has armpit hair.

"Next time, don't put your wind up key in such an obvious place. I cleverly hid mine in a spot only an ancient warrior would dare to go." Victor Khan says that only a great master and warrior can know where he has hidden his key.

Suddenly, Master Brian appears coming down from the sky as he is flying from the same Chinese kite which he was flying.

No, Brian the Bagel! Victor Khan said in shocked as his spot his nemeses.

As Brian hits the dragon's nose with his kick.

Hey, careful with the soft palette there! Victor Khan said in complaint.

As Brian jumps into the dragon's mouth and rolls up the tongue revealing a wind up key. He chatters.

Stewie, the key! Finn said to his friend as they spot the key.

Then Stewie shoots a grappling hook grabbing the key out of the dragon's mouth. Causing the dragon to deactivate.

The Chinese house picked up by the dragon falls on itself and the dragon begins to fall on the terracotta warrior.

"Uh-Oh! Eject everybody!" Finn said to his friend to escape their warrior to survive.

As Master Perry climbs out of the dragon's mouth.

Then we see Finn and the others jump out of the warrior as it and the dragon fall, over falling apart, just as Meifeng brings Lois over.

"Hihihihihi! Look!" Meifeng said as she had her eyes closed and laughing manically.

As Chinese Lois arrives only to see a pile of rubble.

"A giant mechanical terracotta warrior? Really, Meifeng?" Lois tells Meifeng that a giant man controlled terracotta warrior.

As she starts to walks away from this pile of rubble.

"Wouldn't that be slightly more advanced that what we have today?" Lois tell Meifeng that it is impossible because the technology is not that advanced for it.

"Well, that would've been the point!" Meifeng said as she give up on the whole thing.

That's when Finn and others climb out of the warrior as the warrior breaks due to the dragon.

As Regent West and Princess Isabella run to each other, embracing.

"Regent West!" Princess Korra said as she meets Regent West

"Princess! "Regent West said as they hug and are very happy.

"Party now?" Princess Korra asked for a party now.

"You betcha!" Regent West said in agreement

"Great!" Princess Korra said in excitement.

As they walk away to safety and victor khan rise from the rubble.

"Ah, well, back to the drawing board." Victor Khan said as he accept his defeat for now.

Until he is given a Chinese finger trap as handcuffs, which is stuck by General Carl on his hands.

"Compliments of Regent West." General Carl said as a taunting scroll sticks on his head, showing Regent West teasing him

"Oh, I hate these things! Insult to injury." Victor Khan said in defeat.

Now we join the kids join with Regent West and princess Korra.

"Well all's well that ends well. Maybe someday we will find a way to keep our fair lands safe from barbarian invaders." Regent West thanks the boys and says that there should be a system to protect them from further attacks.

The Princess Korra notice the pile of terracotta pieces.

"You know, I think these blocks would make a great wall." Princess Korra said as she points out that the terracotta pieces would make a Great Wall.

This cause Finn to get an idea.

"Stewie, I know what we're going to do tomorrow!" Finn says that he knows what to do today.

Many, many years later, an elderly Finn and Stewie have completed building the Great Wall of China.

"Well, that took longer than expected." Elderly Finn says that it took longer than expected

"But, it is a great wall." Elderly Stewie states it really is a Great Wall.

"Yeah. So, what you wanna do tomorrow?" Elderly Finn asks what they'll do tomorrow.

As Elder Stewie glares at him and then leaves.

"What? I'm kidding. We can rest, how about a game of mahjong?" Elderly Finn says that he was just joking, and they should play mahjong.

After finishing the story, we join the family in the bunker and Lois starts to panic.

"Peter, enough with the storytelling. We gotta get outta here! They're gonna kill Meg and Persephone! Lois said as she worries for her twin daughters.

Oh, yeah? Over The Girl's dead body. Peter said as he goes into a box in the bunker and pulls out a flare gun.

This cause Brian to get an idea.

"Hey! A flare gun. Good idea, Peter. If we angle it through the vent, we might be able to alert the authorities." Brian said as if they plan to angle it through the vent, we might be able to alert the authorities.

But Peter carelessly aims a flare gun through an air vent, causing the sprinklers to come on.

"Oh, my God! We're gonna drown!" Lois said in horror that they are going to drown.

"We'll be fine. Here, put these on." Peter said as he passes parachutes to the family.

"Peter, these are parachutes. What are we supposed to do with these?" Frank asked him on what are they supposed to do with these.

"They're supposed to distract you while I put on the one scuba suit." Peter said as he puts on the one scuba suit to survive.

As the scene fade to black.

Now back to the family in the bunker as peter come back for air.

"What's the matter?" Frank Jr asked his grandpa on what the matter.

"That wasn't oxygen. That was a tank of Tony Danza's breath." Peter said that his tank is filed of Tony Danza's breath.

"I wonder who got your oxygen tank." Frank asked him on how has peter's oxygen tank as it turn into a cutaway about the answer to his question.

Cutaway

We see Judith Light making out with a photo of Tony Danza's photo.

"Kiss me, Tony. I want your breath inside me" she opens the oxygen tank and kisses the tube.

Cutaway Ends

Now we are back at the bunker as The rest of the family, still trapped in inside, they are preparing to potentially drown from the sprinklers filling the room up with water.

"Well, as long as death is staring us in the face, I might as well tell you about my great grandfather, who was the greatest silent movie star of the '20s. His name was Willy "Black-Eye" Griffin, and his ocular misadventures made him a star." Frank tells the story of his ancestor, Willie "Black-Eye" Griffin, who was a silent film star in the 1920s

As Willie "Black-Eye" Griffin was Peter Griffin's great-grandfather. He starred in several slapstick silent films back in the 1920s.

The first file was Rko presents "black eye" griffin in "telescope trouble"

As the scene show at night with a full moon as willy is with his dog who resembles Brian going at the balconing with a telescope.

"With this you can observe the heavens." Brian explain in silent movie talking cutout frame.

As the scene change to Willy looking up at the moon and the moon winks at him. This cause Willy to try it out until he hit his eye with said telescope in pain.

"Oh-oh, not my eye again!" Willy say as he cover his eye in pain.

He would then turn towards the camera, revealing his black eye, and shrug as the film ended with an iris out on the blackened eye.

The second film was Rko presents "black eye" griffin in" musket madness"

As the scene change to Willy and Brian at in a war zone as Brian fill his musket so he can fire at his enemies. When Willy tries to fill his musket but fail. He then puts the musket near his eye, it fires at his eye.

"Oh-oh, not my eye again!" Willy say as he cover his eye in pain.

He would then turn towards the camera, revealing his black eye, and shrug as the film ended with an iris out on the blackened eye.

The third film was Rko presents "black eye" griffin in "piano problems"

As the scene show Willy and Brian pull a piano to the top of the build so they can put it in the select room. Until Lois come near an open window and put out a pie on the window cell for it to cool down.

This cause Willy to smell out the pie, which it made him look surprised by winking both eyes in a fluttery motion.

"That's pie!" Willy said in silent movie talking cutout frame.

That when Willy let go of the rope so he can get the pie until he was hit in the eye by said piano and Brian as well.

"Oh-oh, not my eye again!" Willy say as he cover his eye in pain.

He would then turn towards the camera, revealing his black eye, and shrug as the film ended with an iris out on the blackened eye.

As we see the Griffin mansion as we see Willy and his family enjoying their wealth and living in Hollywood.

"Black-Eye Griffin and his family were among the wealthiest people in Hollywood. They spent their idle time cavorting, doing the Charleston and enjoying America's prosperity following World War I, which, at that time, was called International Civil War II." Frank explain that the family living the sweaty life up till now.

As the family was having a money fight with Willy's cash while one of his kids was saving some for her career.

"But the golden years soon ended. Sadly, Black-Eyed Griffin's voice just wasn't right for the talking pictures." Peter explain how his great grandfather downfall in talking pictures.

The last movie of Willy career show it tile, rko presents "black-eye" griffin in hooky hijinks.

As it scene show Willy with his wife Lois in the kitchen until Brain show up with their kids by pulling their ears. Both kid were in trouble and while their eldest child was holding their youngest.

"Pardon me, madam. I'm the truant officer. I found these two children of yours playing hooky from school." Brian said as he act like an officer and he bring their trouble children.

"Oh, my! This will never do. Will it, Dear?" Lois asked her husband about their children behavior.

"You gotta, Chris you gotta It's important for you to get an education! Get in there and finish your homework!" Willy said as his incomprehensible voice quickly caused his popularity to plummet

"Wow that a lot syrup! "The oldest griffin said as they audience laugh at her antics.

That when Elizabeth Griffin, willy oldest daughter took her father spot in movies and became a talkie film actress when Black Eye Griffin was in a downfall.

Her First appearance was the one with her Father after his voice debut with a different voice dubbing him.

For Daughter of Black Eye Peter is her second appearance in a talking picture, where she had a musical number in front of crowd until her dress blow up.

'The Air Vent', 'Heaven's Devils' and 'Public Humiliation' is just about her get her dress lifted and ripped off.

'Which way to Wyoming?' Is about her on a railroad road trip in 1905. Also, her first colored motion picture.

"As Elizabeth career grew her father's fell down, Black-eye griffin struggled to make ends meet until he died tragically in the same manner as 78% of Americans at that time." Peter explain that Willy career was in the toilet now and he was struggle to ends meet.

As it show Willy in card fight until he gotten a royal flush and he got stabbed in said card fight

"He was stabbed in a card fight." Frank explain Willy eventually died from being stabbed in a card game.

"It was a simpler time. It was a better time." Peter said as he think they will do better in this era than his grandfather.

"What happen to Elizabeth griffin?" Emily asked on what happened to her great great aunt.

"She end up giving her money away to her relatives and to charity." Frank explain what happen d to Elizabeth Griffin legacy.

"Well, no matter what happens to us, I just hope Meg and Persephone's okay." Lois said as she hopes her daughter are okay.

Meanwhile in the living room, we see the twin sitting on the couch as the burglars are still robbing them.

As Meg and Persephone talk to each other in their minds by mind link.

Meg I have a plan to get us out of this and save the day. Persephone thought of a paln and sent it to her sister mind.

Okay, so what the plan, sis? Meg though to her sister and asked her on her plan.

I need you to distract them long enough for me to kill all the burglars, with whatever means! Persephone thought her plan.

This cause Meg to panic but she calm down and agree with the plan.

"So, is, uh is this, like, the part where you guys have your way with me?" Meg asked him on when they are gonna rape her.

"What?" Burglars said in question.

"You know, where I'm, like, helpless, and you guys take turns. You know?" Meg said as she is trying to persuade the burglars to rape her.

While Persephone get the jump on the other Burglar around the house in secret.

"Oh, no! Oh! God! Oh, no, no, no, no!" burglars said no as he reject her responses.

"What did she say?" Burglars said from the kitchen until he was killed by Persephone in quick way.

"She asked if we were gonna have our way with her." Burglars said what is happing in the living room.

"Ew!" Persephone reply to the burglars of the living room.

As the Burglar is not interested in Meg's responses and he was about to leave toward the kitchen with his partner. But Meg went to stop them.

"No, seriously, I won't scream or anything." Meg said as she tries to get them to agree with the sex.

"No! No! I I sale." Burglars said no again as he was getting freaky out.

But then, Meg jumps one of the thieves as she spots her sister and she notice that Persephone is done with most of the burglars.

Come on! I'm pretty! Meg shouted at the burglar to have sex with her as she distract the last two burglars.

But The Burglar runs behind his friend

"Are you okay?" Burglars asked his friend if he is okay.

"Yeah. I was so scared." Burglar said that he was okay but he was so scared.

That's until they notice that could hear anyone in the house.

"Well not for now dude." Persephone said as she sneaks upon them and she has weapons.

Then we zoom out of the house and we hear the scream of the buglers in pain as they were getting their ass kick by one angry twin.

Then we join the rest of the family, still trapped in the panic room, and are preparing to potentially drown from the sprinklers filling the room up with water. Peter then tells his family about his great uncle.

"Well, it sure would suck if you guys died without hearing the story of my great uncle, Peter Hitler, who was Adolf's favorite brother. "Peter explains his heritage by introducing Peter Hitler and, as Peter is Adolf's brother, Adolf is indirectly related to Peter Griffin.

The scene change to Adolf's office as he working and his brother comes towards him through the door.

"Hey, there you are. Hey, you ready to go check out that new skin flick over at the booben garden?" Peter asked his brother if he ready to go check out that new skin flick.

"Peter, can't you see I'm busy?" Adolf Hitler said to his brother that he is busy.

"Yeah. What are you doing? Stuff?" Peter asked him on what he is doing today.

"Yes." Adolf Hitler said yes.

"Nazi stuff?" Peter asked if he is doing Nazi stuff.

"Yes, Peter." Nazi stuff. Adolf Hitler said his answer hoping that peter will leave him alone.

"Can I help?" Peter asked him if he can help him.

"No, Peter. Just let me work, all right?!" Adolf Hitler tells his brother to leave him alone.

"All right, all right. Okay." Peter Hitler said as he calm down his brother.

As Peter Hitler goes to sit in his chair and does raspberries. Until he tapes his nose up and he distract his brother again.

"Hey. Hey, Addy. Addy, look. Addy, I'm Tojo. Addy. Addy, look. I'm Look. I'm Tojo." Peter Hitler tapes proclaiming that he's "Tojo." Tojo Hideki was the prime minister of Japan during World War II.

"Dadadadadada,I am from Japan. Bwaaam!" Peter Hitler said as he is distracting his brother Adolf with childish antics

That's when Peter look inside his brother's desk until he finds his gun.

"Sweet!' peter said in excitement as he makes gun noise.

"That's what a gun sounds like." Peter said as his makes guns noise.

"Will you stop that?!" Adolf Hitler asked him to stop bugging him.

"Hey, can I borrow 50 marks?" Peter asked him for 50 marks.

"What happened to the 50 marks I gave you last week?" Adolf Hitler asked him on what happened to the 50 marks he gave him last week.

"Aw, come on. Your girlfriend's not cheap. Just kidding. Ah! Look at your face." Peter said as he make fun of Adolf's wife and make sound like a whore.

As Hitler becomes extremely annoyed when Peter asking some annoying question.

"Hey, whatever happened with that art school? You ever gonna take another crack at that?" Peter asks if he was going to try art school again.

"Look, I'm going to do a rally. I'll be back in an hour." Adolf Hitler said to peter that he will be at a rally and he will be back in an hour.

"A rally. Sweet." Peter said as he was about to misbehaving, horse-playing and pantomiming his brother during the speech.

As we join Adolf is making a speech at a rally.

"The days of despair and hardship are over! Today begins a New Order! All of Europe will tremble as Germany take sits rightful place as ruler of the world!" Adolf Hitler said his speech about days of despair and hardship are over! Today begins a New Order! All of Europe will tremble as Germany take sits rightful place as ruler of the world!

"Oh, yeah! Yes." Peter was misbehaving, horse-playing and pantomiming his brother during the speech.

"As I was saying, the time for victory is upon us!" Adolf Hitler said as he continued his speech.

"Victory up the ass, baby! Yeah, come on!" Peter said as he misbehaving, horse-playing and pantomiming his brother during the speech.

"A new a new world! A better world! A German world"! Adolf Hitler continues his speech.

"Yeah! Germanator! I'll be back! Whoo!" Peter Hitler's congrats sayings is "Yeah Germinater.'I'll be back.'" refers to the Terminator's line "I'll be back" which is said by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"Yeah! We will emerge as the dominant people!" Adolf Hitler said about they will emerge as the dominant people.

"And it's all 'cause of you guys. You know what? You guys, with your marching and your letters and your phone calls, this is all thanks to you. You made this happen, you guys My God! Give yourselves a round of applause! Come on. You deserve it. You deserve it. Hey, what do you say we all head over to the Buzenpuken, eh? Free beer on this motherfuhrer! Eh?! Come on!" Peter Hitler calls Adolf/Addie a Motherführer, a pun on "motherfucker". "Führer" means "leader" in German and was Hitler's official title.

As Peter Hitler was able to provide Adolf Hitler with success at his Munich speech, although annoying Adolf greatly.

Now we join Adolf was in his office with his wife as he was stress out by peter behavior.

I just….I—can't take it anymore. He driving me crazy. Adolf said to his wife on he can't stand his brother any more.

Take it easy, honey. Eva Well said to calm down her husband.

Knock, knock. Emily said as she enter the room, as she is named Emily Hitler. She is would be Nazi decedent. Though she had brief appearance showing her at the holocaust for her disability.

As peter enter the room.

"Hey there bro. how's it going? Getting a lot of positive feedback about that rally. Lots of positive feedback. Everyone loved my germinator joke." Peter said as he was excited for what he did in the rally but his brother was madder than before.

"Look, peter. I want you to move out." Adolf said to his brother to get out of his house now.

"What!" Emily said in shocked of the tone of his brother

"You can't live here anymore. You're a pain in my ass. I want you out." Adolf said to him that he is a pain in his ass and he want him out.

"Oh, come on man. That's not fair. Look, if this is about the whole me-leaving-the-seat-up-thing, I mean, that's is really a –a big deal?" Peter said as he take a sit on Adolf desk.

While Peter was playing with one of Hitler's guns

"Yes, it is, peter, because sometimes at night when Eva has to go, if she goes in there and the seat is up and its dark she sits in the water." Adolf explain that sometimes at night when Eva has to go, if she goes in there and the seat is up and it's dark she sits in the water

"No way. Get the hell out of here." Peter said as he find it funny.

Until Peter accidentally shot Adolf and it shocked both Emily and Eva at the same time.

"Oh, no you stupid idiot! What did you do?" Eva Well shouted at peter for being an idiot and for shooting her husband.

"Oh, my god! All right listen, there'll be time for grieve, but you—you go to tell me first, did you actually sit in the water ore was that…" Peter calm her down and then asked her if she really did fall off the seat.

Until Peter was still playing with one of Hitler's guns and he accidentally shot his brother's wife, Eva Well.

That when Emily panic and she grab the gun. She then killed peter with said gun, she then blame peter for the deaths of her brother and his wife on him. She then move to America and live in New Jersey to start a new family.

"That's pretty much all there is to tell, kids. The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry." Frank said as he finish the family history.

"But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for The Godfather." Peter said as the story ends as he admits to the family that he did not care for The Godfather

What? Lois said in shocked

"What the hell you just said, you fat sack of shit!" Frank said in anger on what peter just said.

"Did not care for The Godfather." Peter said as he feel a bit uncomfortable next to frank. As he is glowing red now.

"How can you even say that, dad?" Chris asked on how he can say that.

"Didn't like it." Peter reply in a bland tone.

"Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie!" Lois said as the move was perfect.

"This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say..." Peter said as he think it wasn't perfect.

"Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!" Chris said the name of the actors.

"Fine. Fine. Fine actor, did not like the movie." Peter said that Robert Duvall was a fine actor but still didn't like the movie.

"Why not?" Brian asked him on why he doesn't like the movie.

"Did not...couldn't get into it." Peter said that he couldn't get into it

"Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?" Lois asked him to explain himself. What didn't he like about it?

"It insists upon itself, Lois."Peter said that the movie insists upon itself.

"What?" Lois said in shocked on what peter just said.

"It insists upon itself." Peter repeat what he just said.

"What does that even mean?" John asked on what that even means.

"Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!' Tyler said as the movie has a valid point to make, it's insisted.

"It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending." Peter explains that it takes forever getting in; he spend like six and a half hours, he can't get through, he never even finished the movie Or seen the ending.

"You've never seen the ending?!' Frank and Chris said in anger.

"What the hell, grandpa, the ending is the best part of the movie!" Frank Jr said as he is shocked to find out that peter didn't see the ending.

"How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?" Stewie questions this logic.

"I agree with Stewie. It's not even fair." Lois said interjects with, "I agree with Stewie."

"I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs." Peter said his complaints that he tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and he get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs.

"Yeah, it's a great scene. We love that scene." Lois and Emily said that they love that seen

"I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it. Peter said that he has no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different.

"You know what, Peter, this isn't about the move this is about you not being the main character in the show!" Frank said as he figure out peter's confession is about to get even with his place in the show not about the godfather.

"What show, I don't know what you and the movie are talking about?" Peter reply in anger.

"This show, you idiot, ever since I came into Meg's life, you became the butt of the joke in the series and you had the balls to hate the godfather, just so you can get a rise out of me huh!" Frank said as he expose peter's plan.

As this confuse everyone in the bunker except Emily since she knew that her father will get his just desserts soon. Until Chris chimes in and return back to the argument about the godfather.

"They're speaking Italian!" Chris said in shocked to frank response and peter answer to the movie's speaking

"The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand." Lois reply with the language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something that peter will never understand.

This cause peter to feel bad and mad at the same time.

"I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement." Peter declaring his love for The Money Pit.

"Exactly." Lois said as she agree with that statement.

"Well, there you go." Peter said as he is finish arguing with his family.

"Whatever man, I still gonna get you for this insult." Frank said as he will get even with peter by the end of this chapter.

"I like that movie too." Chris said as he like the movie too.

At the last minute Joe rescues them, draining the water out of the room, thus saving their lives.

"Thank God you guys are okay!" Joe said as he is glad that the family is safe.

"Wow! You saved our lives, Mr. Swanson! "Chris said as he thank Joe for saving them.

"We've captured the burglars but most of them are dead." Joe informs the family he has arrested the burglars

Oh, thank God. Lois said as she hug her girls.

This caused Frank to smile as he whispers something to Joe about Peter problem with the godfather.

This cause Joe to look shocked at peter and he caught on with Frank Plan, so Joe proceed it with the charges with the guilty party in the family.

"Unfortunately, they're pressing sexual harassment charges against your daughters until Persephone kill most of them." Joe said that they were about pressing harassment charges against Meg but Persephone mange to get them drop since she killed most of the burglars.

"Well, that was a close call!' Meg said as she feel relief of get off Scott free.

"But since you're their father, you know, Peter should probably get a lawyer." Joe mentions that the crooks press charges of sexual harassment to peter instead since the girls are minors.

"Oh, sweetie, thanks for keeping our spirits up with your stories." Lois said to Frank and peter.

"Your daughter's a sexual predator. If you don't do anything, you peter could go to jail for a long time." Joe: warns the family will need a lawyer to combat the charges, but the family ignores him

"Don't thank me, Lois. Thank my and Pop's ancestors for living lives of greatness." Frank said to Lois as he distract her so peter can go to jail for what he said about the godfather.

"All right, guys, just take him away." Joe said as he finally gives up and takes Peter away while the family ignores him.

"LOIS! HELP! AHH! LOIS!" Peter said as he cries for help while being drag away.

"Have fun at Jail, Pops! I hope he does, that Dummy really deserves it." Frank said as he thinks that Peter is just going to a Jail for what he said about the Godfather and he tells Him to enjoy himself, assuring Lois that he'll be fine.

Scene shifts to Frank Jr and Stewie one last time.

"Eh, all right, I'll buy that, but it still feels like it's missing something." Frank Jr asked Stewie that this chapter is missing something

They think for a moment, then... they found it.

"The song!" Frank Jr and Stewie said together as the chapter is missing a song.

"Okay, how about something like... Zupa, daya! Zupa, daya! " Frank Jr said as he sing a caveman song.

"Do it again." Stewie asked him to do it again.

As the song plays, Frank Jr and Stewie and Ur-Frank Jr, Ur-Stewie and the gang sing and dance the Song: "Zubada".

All: Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!

Korralock/CavesideGirls: (Ooooh...)
All: Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!

Tyler: (Yaiiii, yai yai yai yai yai yai yai yai yaaiioh!)

All: Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!
Zupa, daya!

Frank can be seen playing a guitar made of bones, while Stewie is playing a traditional drum.

Stewie: Ooga ooga ooga ooga.

FrankJr: Ooh chaka ooh chaka!

Korralock/CavesideGirls: Kay carga mana hoo! (Hoo!)

Lois/Peter/Emily/Jackbunk: Ya ya ya!

Korralock/CavesideGirls: Gunga larga mungalo!

As John play his belly with Chris while Tyler also plays drums.

Chrisgard/Johngar/Tylerger: Zooga ooga chonga!

Korralock/CavesideGirls: Beep boppa zabodu!

All: Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo!

Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo!
Chucka lacka moo eetchie
Eetchie she ma ooga!

As John play Tyler like a hacky sack and While Ur-Stewie plays a xylophone made of woods, and the sticks (which are used to play the xylophone) are made up of bones.

Ooga Ooga

Stewie: Ooga ooga ooga ooga.

All: Chucka lacka moo eetchie to ma goo!

As then scene fade to black and the chapter ends.

Chapter End

I hope everyone enjoyed! This is thanking for pen123 and Family Guy Fan writer 15, Thank you all for the cutaway, scenes, favoring, having me on alerts and with that. So enjoy and see you final chapters in season 4.