From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

To: fuckificare

Sent: 10:23 AM 24 April 2017

Dear, fuckificare

You're still in high school! You shouldn't be drinking!

What's going on? There has to be something to make you feel like drinking, right?

Sorry, I'm done ranting at you, you don't deserve that.

And I don't think worried about nothing. You can get seriously hurt if you drink too much…

Will you still be going to school today..?

Sincerely, Me