Disclaimer: I don't own ML.
Basically just my way of covering episodes I didn't want to write but also wanted to establish XD
Thanks to bunnywabbit29, Evander1435, acosta perez jose ramiro, The Keeper of Worlds, Shiranai Atsune, yellow 14 and The Dimensional Reader for your reviews :)
[9:23 pm] Chat Noir has joined miraculass.
Chat Noir: heh
Chat Noir: nice chat name
Chat Noir: didn't know you had it in you foxy
Rena Rouge: i'll actually ban you
Chat Noir: :(
Chat Noir: say sike rn
Rena Rouge: don't test me
[9:28 pm] Carapace has joined miraculass.
Rena Rouge: hey shellhead
Carapace: would've thought we'd be more mature
Carapace: yk since we're superheroes n all
Rena Rouge: hey
Rena Rouge: if i didn't do it
Rena Rouge: chat would've
Chat Noir: you wound me
Chat Noir: but you're right
Chat Noir: just don't tell lb or she'll have my arse
Rena Rouge: you know she can just scroll up when she joins right
Chat Noir: FUCK
[9:52 pm] Ladybughas joined miraculass.
Ladybug: very mature, whoever named the chat
Rena Rouge: skdhfsojsaljfs;dlsa;ldjwjkhdfladybug
Rena Rouge: sorry autocorrect
Carapace: a likely excuse
Rena Rouge: it was chat
Chat Noir: le what
Chat Noir: i've been framed
Chat Noir: scroll up lb
Ladybug: both Chat and Rena are banned
Rena Rouge: :|
Chat Noir: noooooo
Carapace: is it too late to give back the miraculous?
Rena Rouge: hey
Chat Noir: :(
Ladybug: yes, it is
Ladybug: you can't leave me with the furries
Chat Noir: i'm not a furry :|
Rena Rouge: i resemble that remark
Carapace: you kinda r dude
Carapace: you literally run around in a black leather catsuit
Chat Noir: you come into my house
[9:59 pm] Carapace set Chat Noir's name to furry noir.
furry noir: :|
Rena Rouge: PFFT
[10:00 pm] Carapace set Rena Rouge's name to what does the fox say.
furry noir: PFFT
what does the fox say: JFC
what does the fox say: i will find you
what does the fox say: and i will shove my flute
Ladybug: PERFECT
furry noir: i think you mean
Ladybug: don't you dare
furry noir: purrfect
Ladybug: :|
furry noir: 0:)
what does the fox say: oh come on now i can't even finish my threat
what does the fox say: just wait till i name you shellhead
[10:01 pm] Carapace set their name to mess w turt u get hurt.
what does the fox say: istg
furry noir: bro
furry noir: i think i love you
mess w turt u get hurt: ew no
mess w turt u get hurt: ladybug save me from the furry
Ladybug: I'll tell on you
furry noir: lol
furry noir: you think you scare me
Ladybug: no
Ladybug: but you-know-who does
furry noir: D:
what does the fox say: !
what does the fox say: wHO
Ladybug: inside joke
Ladybug: nvm
what does the fox say: :(
furry noir: omg
furry noir: ladybug you're bi right
Ladybug: uh, yeah
what does the fox say: we had that freebie convo remember
mess w turt u get hurt: wait what
[10:04 pm] furry noir set Ladybug's name to ladyBIrd.
ladyBIrd: I swear to god
ladyBIrd: thanks, now my kwami won't stop laughing
furry noir: :)
ladyBIrd: this is so unfair
ladyBIrd: she's supposed to be on my side
furry noir: at least yours sides w you sometimes
what does the fox say: and i thought trixx could be a little shit
mess w turt u get hurt: man i'm glad wayzz is chill
furry noir: :(
ladyBIrd: nope, I can't do this
ladyBIrd: I can't handle that name popping up every time I get a notification
[10:07 pm] ladyBIrd set furry noir's name to catitude.
catitude: :D
what does the fox say: k cool i'll keep this ancient relic name
ladyBIrd: only from like 2013, it's not that old
mess w turt u get hurt: man i feel old when i remember those days
what does the fox say: stfu
what does the fox say: you named me you don't get to regret
chat noir: don't regretti the spaghetti
[10:20 pm]
catitude: guys?
[10:32 pm]
catitude: i see how it is
[10:35 pm] direct messages
Ladybug: hey
Ladybug: you know we're not actually mad at your joke, right?
Chat Noir: yeah ik
Chat Noir: i'll get yelled at if you're actually mad
Ladybug: :(
Ladybug: no, you won't
Ladybug: just a stern talking-to
Ladybug: unless you sacrifice yourself for me or something
Chat Noir: oof
Chat Noir: you're still mad bout zombizou?
Ladybug: and Dark Cupid
Ladybug: and Timebreaker
Ladybug: I mean, I know I'm the only one who can purify akumas
Ladybug: but jfc
Chat Noir: sorry
Chat Noir: i just
Chat Noir: it's not like i'm trying to play the hero yk?
Chat Noir: it's just like
Chat Noir: i don't want to get zombified or dusted or whatevs
Chat Noir: and it's not like chivalry or whatever protect the lady bullshit
Chat Noir: i just know that you're the only one who can fix everything
Chat Noir: and you'll bring me back
Ladybug: yeah but
Ladybug: it doesn't make watching you get killed or brainwashed any easier
Ladybug: and I can't exactly see a therapist or something
Ladybug: because secret identities and all that
Chat Noir: :(
Chat Noir: i wanna say i promise not to throw myself in front of you
Chat Noir: but i can't promise that
Ladybug: I know
Ladybug: I just
Ladybug: I can't talk to anyone about it
Ladybug: except for you
Ladybug: and one of these days, everything's going to get to me
Ladybug: and I'm just going to explode
Ladybug: fuck, I'm only 15
Chat Noir: oof
Chat Noir: same
Chat Noir: about the age thing
Chat Noir: and about the can't tell anyone else thing
Chat Noir: my father's kind of a dick so
Ladybug: :(
Chat Noir: but all i want is his approval
Chat Noir: like fuck do i have to scrape out my soul and turn myself into a robot to make him happy
Chat Noir: sorry
Chat Noir: didn't mean to explode
Ladybug: don't apologise
Ladybug: seriously
Ladybug: we're in this together
Chat Noir: 3
Ladybug: 3
Chat Noir: why milady are you flirting with me
Chat Noir: whatever would marinette say
Ladybug: buzz off
Chat Noir: wrong miraculous :)
Ladybug: I'll ask Rena to ban you
Chat Noir: actually
Chat Noir: should we ask her to give us mod power instead of her
Chat Noir: yk cause we're the ogs
Ladybug: well, I don't think Rena would abuse her power
Ladybug: and she is the tech whiz out of us
Ladybug: maybe just get her to give us mod power too
Chat Noir: tru tru
Chat Noir: i should go to bed
Chat Noir: but like
Chat Noir: i get to talk to you
Chat Noir: whenever I want
Ladybug: 3
Ladybug: go to bed, kitty
Ladybug: you can talk to me whenever you want, so I'll still be here when you wake up
Chat Noir: k
Chat Noir: night bugaboo 3
Ladybug: night, kitty 3
[9:02 am] miraculass
ladyBIrd: oh, by the way
ladyBIrd: rules
ladyBIrd: don't say anything that could give identities away
catitude: duh
ladyBIrd: and don't abuse pings
what does the fox say: omg thank god
what does the fox say: i legit left a chat cause someone kept ing us
what does the fox say: all the time
mess w turt u get hurt: so like only for emerg?
ladyBIrd: yep
ladyBIrd: or if you really need to get our attention
catitude: btw rena
catitude: knight us
what does the fox say: wut
ladyBIrd: he means
ladyBIrd: please give me and Chat mod powers
what does the fox say: k
what does the fox say: can i still be mod
ladyBIrd: sure, you're the one who knows how to work this
what does the fox say: fuck yeah
mess w turt u get hurt: hello darkness my old friend
what does the fox say: suck it shellhead :)
mess w turt u get hurt: you wanna go furry?
ladyBIrd: thank god it's Saturday
ladyBIrd: I'm still in bed
what does the fox say: lmfao
what does the fox say: sounds like my bff
what does the fox say: she's always late
ladyBIrd: :|
catitude: i know who you're talking about
catitude: and may i just say
catitude: bitch
what does the fox say: 3
mess w turt u get hurt: cool
mess w turt u get hurt: not like i'm here or anythin
ladyBIrd: I hope you're nicer to your best friend than Rena is to hers
what does the fox say: hey
mess w turt u get hurt: fuckin duh
catitude: :)
mess w turt u get hurt: :)?
catitude: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what does the fox say: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ladyBIrd: Donkey!
what does the fox say: jkasdosdcpdskcsklandkjehfu
mess w turt u get hurt: omg
catitude: marry me milady
ladyBIrd: ew, no thanks
catitude: :(
catitude: how could this happen to me
catitude: i made my mistakes
what does the fox say: can i just say
what does the fox say: being in a gc with lb and cn
what does the fox say: is the only thing i've wanted from life
mess w turt u get hurt: i thought you said you had a bf
what does the fox say: eh
what does the fox say: he'll get over it
mess w turt u get hurt: i mean
mess w turt u get hurt: tbf my gf would live thru me if she knew
what does the fox say: i love the sound of her
mess w turt u get hurt: !
mess w turt u get hurt: wait till i tell her what a superhero said
mess w turt u get hurt: rip to her
catitude: is this the sound of getting along i hear? :D
what does the fox say: hell no
mess w turt u get hurt: hell no
what does the fox say: scuse me mr copycat
catitude: that brings back memories
mess w turt u get hurt: uh obvs i was typing before you
what does the fox say: think you need to get your eyes checked shellhead
ladyBIrd: ANYWAY
ladyBIrd: you know you can't tell her about this, right?
mess w turt u get hurt: :|
mess w turt u get hurt: ugh forgot
mess w turt u get hurt: anyway rena you're annoying but you're ok
what does the fox say: yea you're mildly tolerable too
catitude: aww :D
what does the fox say: stfu
[10:35 am] miraculass
ladyBIrd: everyone akuma
what does the fox say: no shit really
mess w turt u get hurt: guess max wasn't lying bout markov having feelings :/
catitude: i'm just about to transform
catitude: cu on the flipside
ladyBIrd: same
what does the fox say: can we help
ladyBIrd: yes please
ladyBIrd: I've never seen a non-human akuma before
what does the fox say: i'm surprised chloe even tried to help
what does the fox say: like told ms m that she was being ridiculous
what does the fox say: then went after marinette to mr d's office to help get markov back
mess w turt u get hurt: maybe she's really changing
mess w turt u get hurt: ugh my gf keeps texting someone but she still noticed me trying to get away
what does the fox say: rip
what does the fox say: my bf is trying to ditch me
what does the fox say: i mean k i need to get away to transform
what does the fox say: but he's being sus
what does the fox say: nvm i ducked into bathroom
what does the fox say: let him keep his secrets
mess w turt u get hurt: just got away from gf gonna turn now
what does the fox say: same with bf
ladyBIrd: just hurry and transform before Mendeleiev falls
ladyBIrd: also this is killing me
what does the fox say: ?
ladyBIrd: nvm
ladyBIrd: inside joke
what does the fox say: :|
[12:03 pm] miraculass
ladyBIrd: good job, guys
mess w turt u get hurt: poor max
what does the fox say: i'm glad he turned markov back on
catitude: same
catitude: but uh
catitude: we're gonna be late back to class if we don't hurry
what does the fox say: SHIT
[6:48 pm] miraculass
ladyBIrd: so
ladyBIrd: interesting fact
what does the fox say: ?
ladyBIrd: we talked to the guy who gave our Miraculouses
ladyBIrd: he said that HM wants them because the Ladybug and Black Cat combined lets you make a wish
catitude: like
catitude: any wish
catitude: whatev you want
mess w turt u get hurt: shit
what does the fox say: ugh so he's after ultimate power
what does the fox say: typical
what does the fox say: can't even be an interesting villain
mess w turt u get hurt: but like
mess w turt u get hurt: why don't we use them and wish
ladyBIrd: yeah, I asked that
ladyBIrd: wishing has a price
what does the fox say: duh
mess w turt u get hurt: i'm gonna choose to ignore you bc serious business
catitude: yeah so if hawkass like wishes to bring someone back to life or something
catitude: someone else just as important gets dusted
ladyBIrd: equal exchange
ladyBIrd: and the universe shifts to accommodate that change
mess w turt u get hurt: oof
what does the fox say: shit
ladyBIrd: yeah
ladyBIrd: cause Chat and I are balance and all
ladyBIrd: hence why ours have that power
what does the fox say: but he'll never get them
what does the fox say: cause like
what does the fox say: he's not even a good bad guy
mess w turt u get hurt: rena has a point
mess w turt u get hurt: just same shit over again
what does the fox say: he never like makes an akuma to track miracs
what does the fox say: or make a stealth akuma to follow and see you turn back
mess w turt u get hurt: yeah he just makes weird akumas n prays they win
catitude: f for hawkmoth's intelligence
ladyBIrd: let us be thankful he's not that competent
[1:19 pm] miraculass
what does the fox say: oh btw
what does the fox say: happy 1 month anniv of this chat
catitude: you called?
what does the fox say: -_-
mess w turt u get hurt: shit has it been a month
ladyBIrd: and a month since you joined the team, Carapace!
mess w turt u get hurt: !
mess w turt u get hurt: didn't even realise
ladyBIrd: you and Rena were excellent choices
catitude: yeah you guys are pawsome heroes
what does the fox say: lasjddksfjsalkdsalfhjdksjsdladybugthankmarryme
what does the fox say: also stfu chat
catitude: :(
catitude: no one loves this poor cat
ladyBIrd: mhm
catitude: :(
mess w turt u get hurt: i'm here for u bro
catitude: bro
mess w turt u get hurt: bro
what does the fox say: welp
what does the fox say: f for shellhead's gf
mess w turt u get hurt: hey you'd do lb so f for your bf
what does the fox say: i mean
catitude: called tf out lol
what does the fox say: banned
catitude: can't
catitude: i'm irresistpawble
ladyBIrd: i'm telling on you
catitude: mmm whatcha say :(
what does the fox say: k srsly who is this person
ladyBIrd: nvm
what does the fox say: fine
what does the fox say: keep your secrets
[11:19 am] miraculass
ladyBIrd: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
ladyBIrd: ADRIEN NO
what does the fox say: chloe's mum? srsly?
ladyBIrd: catitude where are you?
ladyBIrd: catitude catitude catitude catitude catitude
ladyBIrd: I CAN'T TAKE ON STYLE QUEEN MYSELF
what does the fox say: lb
what does the fox say: hold on
[11:22 am] direct messages
Rena Rouge: hey
Rena Rouge: lb
Rena Rouge: maybe he's not here yet
Ladybug: or maybe he got glittered!
Rena Rouge: well you don't have to take on sq yourself
Rena Rouge: i'm here
Rena Rouge: so is carapace
Ladybug: nope
Ladybug: he got glittered too
Rena Rouge: oof
Rena Rouge: huh what are the chances of all 4 of us being here
Ladybug: i gotta transform
Ladybug: i thought chloe was doing better
Ladybug: she tried to help Marinette with Markov last week
Ladybug: but she's sucking up to Style Queen
Rena Rouge: she could be playing sq
Rena Rouge: she's got a boner for you remember
Ladybug: ew, no
Ladybug: just
Ladybug: transform
Rena Rouge: k
Rena Rouge: she's gonna pay for hitting nino
Rena Rouge: and chat
Rena Rouge: and shellhead i guess
[12:04 pm] direct messages
Rena Rouge: WAS THAT CHAT'S KWAMI
Ladybug: yep
Ladybug: Plagg
Ladybug: don't worry, first time meeting him for me too
Rena Rouge: i can't believe he just
Rena Rouge: STAY AWAY FROM THE LADYBUG
Rena Rouge: that was adorable
Rena Rouge: and then i got glittered
Rena Rouge: still salty i missed the mass cataclysm
Ladybug: well, you were right about Chloe
Rena Rouge: yeah
Rena Rouge: getting glittered to save us from sq
Ladybug: I kind of feel sorry for her
Ladybug: realising that your mother won't love you and doesn't think you're exceptional
Ladybug: it's not an excuse but
Ladybug: I did talk to her a few months ago and she said it was like a switch being flipped
Rena Rouge: maybe u could talk to her again then
Rena Rouge: like
Rena Rouge: we don't owe her anything
Rena Rouge: but if she stops being a bitch then our lives are better
Ladybug: true
Ladybug: she got Marinette to help her be better, you know
Rena Rouge: ew
Rena Rouge: why would mari do that after all the bullying
Ladybug: probably to make her life and everyone else's lives easier
Rena Rouge: true
Ladybug: OH SHIT
Rena Rouge: um?
Rena Rouge: why does chloe have the bee? and calling herself queen bee?
Ladybug: I DROPPED IT
Ladybug: I couldn't think of anyone on such short notice but my Lucky Charm said so
Ladybug: I was gonna become Ladybee
Rena Rouge: wait you can use two?
Ladybug: yeah but it can be too much to handle
Ladybug: we needed to immobilise Style Queen
Ladybug: and I freaking DROPPED IT
Ladybug: I'm DEAD
Rena Rouge: well
Rena Rouge: that was a heck of a mental breakdown
Ladybug: I have to go after Chloe but my family won't let me out of their sight :|
Rena Rouge: i'll go
Rena Rouge: wait
Rena Rouge: where exactly are you?
Ladybug: secret identities :|
Rena Rouge: right sorry
Rena Rouge: i just
Rena Rouge: force of habit
Rena Rouge: not that i ever would've exposed you
Ladybug: I know
Ladybug: I trust you
Rena Rouge: lsdkfpsdjcjsahfdsfjhnfdkjlkofkgimgay
Ladybug: Rena
Rena Rouge: right going
[1:37 pm] miraculass
mess w turt u get hurt: um
mess w turt u get hurt: so
mess w turt u get hurt: that happened
what does the fox say: fuckin chloe
ladyBIrd: I'm not judging her
ladyBIrd: like, her mother's totally awful
ladyBIrd: but jfc I kind of wish I'd gotten another punch in
what does the fox say: still no excuse
catitude: yeah but the way her mum fucked her up on live tv
catitude: i kinda feel bad for her
ladyBIrd: at least she gave the Miraculous back
what does the fox say: fuckin hawkdick
what does the fox say: i could be helping my bff make a life changing choice
what does the fox say: but no i had to bust my arse on another akuma
mess w turt u get hurt: ugh why doesn't hawkdick have a timer like us
ladyBIrd: because he's an adult
ladyBIrd: apparently, adults don't have the limits we do
mess w turt u get hurt: gdi
catitude: looks like no bee for now then
ladyBIrd: btw, Plagg told me details about all the anime you watch
catitude: FUCK
what does the fox say: EXPOSED