From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 11:03 AM 24 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Wow, you sound like such a mom.

Yes, I went to school. I think I might have scared someone. He's a year younger than me and is always shaking. Kind of like a chihuahua. Except I don't like small dogs. And this kid seems mostly okay.
I didn't apologize though, because I probably would have only scared him more.

Sincerely, Me