From: fuckificare
To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
Sent: 11:03 AM 24 April 2017
Dear, Birch
Wow, you sound like such a mom.
Yes, I went to school. I think I might have scared someone. He's a year younger than me and is always shaking. Kind of like a chihuahua. Except I don't like small dogs. And this kid seems mostly okay.
I didn't apologize though, because I probably would have only scared him more.
Sincerely, Me
