The Very Last Episode, Really!
Chris: Welcome to the most dramatic thrilling episode yet. It's been a long eight weeks at camp wawanakwa and total drama island is about to come to an end. Today two campers remain. By sundown only one will be left standing. That camper will go home with a check for 100,000. Who will it be? The surfing vegetation dolphin loving Bridgette? Or the big friendly heart animal lover DJ? Now sit down on your couch and get ready for the big final episode of Total Drama Island!
(Intro)
Chris: Welcome back. We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going in to the final round.
(Confessional) DJ: I had a great time. I made lots of friends and even the challenges were hard I think I improved on them and did really good. I'm glad to be in finals with my friend Bridgette but I'm gonna win this.
(Confessional) Bridgette: I time on the show was cool. I am proud of myself for making it to the final and was so lucky to meet six people that were so amazing to me. (Referring to Geoff, DJ, Duncan, Owen, Gwen and Leshawna)
Chris: Now it's time to welcome the twenty campers who did not make it to the final two. (All twenty campers arrive) Would everyone who's walked the dock of shame and left camp on the boat of losers kindly take a seat in the peanut gallery of failure? The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on victory in today's final competition.
(Geoff, Gwen, Courtney, Lindsay, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Justin, Beth, Noah and Izzy all sit to support Bridgette. Meanwhile Duncan, Owen, Tyler, Trent, Cody, Harold, Eva, Katie, Sadie and Heather all sit to support DJ)
Duncan: Nice wig.
Heather: Oh bite me.
Chris: Bridgette, DJ, This is your chance to tell the peanut gallery of failure what you would do with the money if you won and why you deserve it.
Bridgette: Well I am proud of myself for getting this far even though I can be a bit clumsy at times. I'm always good for my word and I did promise to split my hundred grand with DJ. But that would still leave me a ton of cash. I guess I go traveling and give the rest to a charity for wildlife.
Leshawna: Whoo that's it. Girlfriends got so goals.
Geoff: Awesome.
Chris: How sweet. Boring but sweet. DJ?
DJ: I'd give half of my money to a charity that will protect animals from poaching. Then so to my mama. Then finally I use the rest to throw the most sickest party ever. And invite everyone here!
(DJ's team cheer massively as Justin, Noah, Lindsay, Beth and Izzy leave Bridgette's bleachers to join DJ's)
Bridgette: (Annoyed) At least not all of you are total sellouts.
Chris: All right it's time for the final challenge. The rejected olympic relay race. Each of the three parts was pitched to the committee but sadly rejected as an olympic sport. First each of you has to put on one of these. (Gives DJ the cow's hat and gives Bridgette the chicken hat)
Bridgette: I think it's clear why this event wasn't accepted.
Chris: Dressed as a cow and a chicken run to the first loation and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag. If you don't have the flag don't bother coming down the pole. Next you'll cross a three hundred meter balance beam suspended across a massive gorge while carrying an eagle's egg. Also below your friends the rare but real man-eating freshwater sharks. The final leg of the race is a long distance run across a mine field returing to the finish line here. First camper to arrive wins.
Bridgette: Good luck DJ. If I had to lose to anyone here it'd be you.
DJ: Same to you bridge. May the best camper win.
Geoff, Ezekiel, Leshawna, Courtney and Gwen: Yeah Go Bridgette!
Duncan, Owen, Tyler, Katie and Sadie: Yeah Go DJ!
Chris: On your marks. Get set. Go!
(DJ and Bridgette race off to the flag poles with Geoff and Leshawna accompany Bridgette while Duncan and Owen accompany DJ)
(Bridgette arrives at her a pole)
Geoff: Here babe let me give you a boost.
Bridgette: Thanks babe. (Geoff gives her a boost)
(DJ was trouble to climb the pole causing Duncan and Owen to push him up which helps him get to the top and get his flag)
DJ: Yes! I got the flag! Now how do I get down?
Owen: Slide down like a fireman dude.
DJ: Got it. (Slides down the pole)
Duncan: Bridgette's almost got her flag. Run dude.
DJ: Okay. (Runs to the gorge)
Bridgette: (Slides down the pole) I got the flag.
Leshawna: Run! DJ's already ahead. (Bridgette runs to the gorge)
(DJ arrives at the gorge with Duncan and Owen)
Duncan: Owen stay here make sure DJ walks cross this beam.
Owen: Got it.
DJ: I'm gonna frickin die.
Duncan: No you're not. You're gonna win. I'll be waiting for you on other side okay. (Goes to the other side of the gorge)
(As DJ starts to cross the beam with his egg Bridgette arrives with Geoff and Leshawna)
Geoff: I'll meet you on the other side okay.
Bridgette: Okay
(Geoff goes to the other side of the gorge)
Leshawna: Quickly girl you can still win.
(Bridgette starts cross the beam with her egg and DJ was half way slips starts to lose his balance)
DJ: Whoa! Whoa! (All campers even Chris and Chef got worried) Whaa!!
Duncan: DJ stay calm. Get your balance back and stay calm.
Bridgette: (Made half way across the beam) DJ hang on you'll be okay.
Owen: DJ you can do it! Just don't fall into the shark infested water!
DJ: That's really not helping Owen.
Owen: Sorry!
(DJ gets his balance back and everyone was relieved then they heard a bird screeching)
Bridgette: What was that?!
(Two eagles show up)
Chris: Angry eagle parents.
(Eagles screeching and charging at DJ and Bridgette)
DJ: Shnikies! They're coming this way. (Both swoop down nearly getting them both) Ahhh! What do we do?!
Bridgette: Step on it!
Geoff: You can do it Bridgette! You're the most awesome girl I ever met! In fact I really lo—
Bridgette: Okay! I so can't deal with distractions right now Geoff!
Geoff: Okay sorry!
(Bridgette gets to the other side of the gorge first and puts egg in the nest and heads for the mine field. Not after DJ arrives and puts his egg in the nest)
Duncan: Run dude quickly! Bridgette already way head.
DJ: I'm going. I'm going.
(At the mine field)
Bridgette: Okay as I don't on any mines even though I can't see any. I should okay. (Keeps running)
(DJ arrives at the mine field)
DJ: Oh no. I better speed up. (Speeds up as quick as he could but once he does he steps on a mine and flys in the air screaming)
(With Chris, Chef and the rest campers at the finish line)
Leshawna: Ooh! (Sees Bridgette is still in the lead)
Chris: Well it looks like Bridgette is in the lead and is about to win. Where DJ is nowhere to be seen.
Duncan: Hey where is DJ anyway?
DJ: (From the sky) Look our below!!! (Everyone is shocked to see DJ falling from the sky and just when Bridgette was almost there DJ land right on the finish line)
Chris: DJ is the winner of Total Drama Island!
(Everyone cheers for DJ)
DJ: (Bear hugs Duncan and Owen) Woohoo! I won! I won!
Bridgette: Congratulations DJ. You deserve it.
DJ: Thanks Bridgette.
Geoff: You were great babe. Second place is still pretty good.
Bridgette: Thanks babe. (Kisses him)
(Now nightfall at the campfire)
Chris: It is my pleasure to pronounce DJ is the winner of Total Drama Island. Congrats dude here's your 100.000 check.
DJ: Thanks Chris. Party next week everyone!
(Everyone cheers)
Duncan: Yo DJ you know what it's time for?
(DJ nods and smirks at Chris)
(At the dock)
Chris: N-no no guys. My hair! Dude's! (DJ, Duncan, Geoff and Owen were carrying him down the dock and Bridgette, Gwen, Courtney, Leshawna, Izzy and Heather were watching them)
DJ, Duncan, Geoff and Owen: One, Two, Three! (All throws Chris into the lake)
(Everyone even Chef laughs at Chris)
Chef: I've been wanting to do that all summer. How do you like that pretty huh?
Geoff: (Singsong)Oh Chef.
Owen: (Laughs) You're next dude.
(Chef runs away and the boys chase after him)
Bridgette: Come on Heather. You've got be a little happy to see him get dunked.
Heather: No. Yeah a bit.
Bridgette: That's still a terrible wig though.
(The camera pans out from Bridgette and Heather, revealing the boys chasing after Chef in the background)
22nd Ezekiel
21st Noah
20th Justin
19th Beth
18th Sadie
17th Katie
16th Tyler
15th Cody
14th Izzy
13th Harold
Merge
12th Eva
11th Trent
10th Leshawna
9th Lindsay
8th Owen
7th Courtney
6th Geoff
5th Gwen
4th Duncan
3rd Heather
2nd Bridgette
1st DJ