Good Evening,

This is a 30 AU challenge with the Mad Child! This is 26 out of 30. Afterwards, please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!

The theme for this AU is: accidental kiss!

I'm sorry about all the mistakes in the last chapter. I worked on it all day yesterday and didn't finish it until 2 o'clock in the morning. Since I had to wake up so early the next day, I didn't want to spend another hour reading the chapter and fixing all the mistakes. Today I was able to go over and fix some but not all. I know that there are a couple that really bother me such as using "There" when I mean "Their". Right now I'm in the process of editing another story and writing "Truth or Dare" (and watching Markiplier play Prop hunt *cough cough*) so I'm not really in the mood to edit the long ass chapter for angels and demons. Sorry. Maybe sometime in the future.

Alucard and Seras ARE HUMAN in this!

Oxford Not Brogues

Happy Little Accident

For a five year old, Alucard was pretty tall. He was the tallest in his class in fact. And he had such a smug smirk on his face as he stared down at the shortest kid in the class, a four year old by the name of Seras. He was only two to three inches taller, but he stood there acting like he was a giant compared to her, and just knowing that he was silently mocking her height made the little girl all flustered. Tears formed in her eyes while she glared up at him. Since their first day of preschool, their previous year of school, Alucard has been teasing her nonstop. He would pull her hair for no reason, make fun of her with the other boys about how short she was, and he would always hunt her down on the playground to tease her some more. Didn't he have his own friends to play with? Why was he always bothering her?

"You're mean, Alucard!" The four year old cried out even though he hadn't spoken a word to her yet. That statement only caused his grin to widen though and she heard him snicker under his breath.

"No, this is mean." He responded and then he thrust out his arms, pushing the girl right off of her feet. Her eyes widened, but her first instinct was to grab onto something. Not thinking, she grabbed Alucard's shirt and pulled him down with her. Shocked that he was now falling, the smirk disappeared from his face, his eyes practically bulged out of his head, and his arms waved about as if he was trying to fly away. Both children cried out as they fell. It was bad enough that he landed on top of her, but it was even worse that his mouth connected with hers. Alucard and Seras stiffened when they felt the pressure there on their lips. It was satisfying to one, but disgusting to the other. Panicking, both children shifted their heads while desperately flinging about to get off each other. They made gagging and choke sounds while hysterically coughing as if they had been poisoned. There was such a deep blush on Alucard's cheeks though and he found his fingers pressing into his lips. He kissed Seras. She didn't seem to be so impressed or fascinated though. She wiped the back of her hand over her mouth and she acted like she just ate something bad. She shuddered and proceeded to make those gagging sounds, making Alucard feel worse by the second. He looked away from her in disappointment.

For the rest of the week he hadn't spoken to Seras. Her and her friends talked about him and made fun of his gross kiss. They even had the gall to say that he had cooties. His friends tried to get him to talk about it, but when he wouldn't they started making fun of him saying that he liked Seras. He ignored them all though. All he could think about was that kiss. And that's what he kept thinking about as he sat on his porch and stared at the girl he liked as she played hopscotch across the street. Her family had moved in a couple of years ago around the same time he was born, so his mum said, and he and Seras used to have lots of playdates when they were babies. He doesn't know how long he's liked her for, but he knew that one day he wanted to marry her. He sat there quietly while he watched her play. She either didn't notice that he was there or just didn't care. She never invited him to play, but that was probably because he picked on her in school. That thought made him feel so bad that he cringed into himself. The boy groaned as he buried his face into his lap. Why was he such a jerk to her? He really, really liked her, but he couldn't tell her that. Alucard told his mum that he had a crush on Seras and she told him to just be nice. But how did he do that? He smiled at her but she always seemed to take offense to it. The only time she really paid attention to him was when he was being mean. Why were girls so confusing?

Annoyed, the five year old got up from the porch and went inside his house. His dad wasn't home yet, even though it was a Saturday, but that was normal he supposed. His father always worked late, but he'd overheard his mum talking to his grandma on the phone saying something about Dad and cheating. Alucard didn't understand it, but he knew that his parents' marriage wasn't perfect. They either didn't speak to each other or they were constantly yelling. He didn't want to be like his parents when he married Seras. He wanted to tell her all the time how much he loved her. He wanted to kiss her goodbye before he goes off to work and after when he comes home. Every single day he wanted to give her flowers and make her breakfast in bed. He wanted to play with their children. He yearned to be a good husband to Seras and a good father to their kids. He wanted her love. Secretly, that's all he really wanted to be when he grew up: Seras' husband. That was his main goal thus far. Alucard slowly stopped to stand in the doorway of the kitchen. His mum was there preparing lunch for him. She was kind of tall for a woman and quite slender. She had long beautiful black hair and deep green eyes. He watched as she went from the island to the fridge back to the island. Eventually he entered the kitchen and walked over to the fridge to get a juice box. But as he opened the fridge and set his gaze on the juice box, he got a brilliant idea. His eyes lit up and he looked behind him at his mum.

"Mum, can I take a juice box to the girl across the street?" Alucard asked, hoping his mother wouldn't disapprove. She glanced at him from under her arm and gave him a small smile.

"To Seras?" She asked with a knowing look in her eyes. He nodded his head. "Sure, and take her a cookie too." She said as she leaned over the island to take two cookies from the cookie jar. He smiled as his mum handed him two cookies that were tucked away in a napkin. He grabbed the two juices boxes from the fridge, closed the door, and ran out of the room.

"Thanks, Mum!" He exclaimed. Excitedly, the boy ran out of his house. He checked both ways for cars before crossing the street, but as he got closer to her he became more nervous. He hesitated approaching her as she continued to play hopscotch. "Seras?" He whispered her name. The girl paused to glance over at him. For once she didn't look mad when seeing that it was him. Since he hadn't bothered her all week she assumed that his endless teasing did finally meet an end. The boy smiled so bashfully at her as he held out a juice box to her. "I have a juice box for you. It's grape," Confused by his sudden kindness, Seras hesitantly took the juice box from him.

"Thanks," She murmured.

"And I got you a cookie!" He exclaimed and held up her cookie before handing it off to her. She was still so confused but she gave him a small smile.

"Thank you," She whispered with a faint blush. The boy then glanced down at his feet when he finally decided to take his mum's advice a step further.

"And," He drawled. "I don't think you're short. I think you're pretty."

"Pretty?" She repeated in a whisper. She had only been called cute or adorable by people, but never pretty. It was more than flattering to hear.

"Yeah, like a flower." Alucard whispered and a deep blush spread across his face.

"Thank you," Seras giggled bashfully as her face reddened too. Maybe Alucard wasn't so bad.

The End

I hope you guys enjoyed this AU! Please go check out the Mad Child's version of this AU if you hadn't already!

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