From: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun
To: fuckificare
Sent: 3:29 PM 24 April 2017
Dear, fuckificare
I'm sorry for nagging so much… I don't really have any rights to do so. I'm sorry…
I'm sure you didn't scare him too much.
You seem too nice to be scary.
But I guess you did say that you have a bad reputation...
Sincerely, Me