NOT ON YOUR LIFE
DISCLAIMER: Again nothing is mine.
Wonderbat385: Glad I could make you laugh.
Batman sat in the Batcave at his computer, compiling his list of contingency plans. Only when he finished Wally's did he realize Diana had not answered his last text message. He grabbed his phone and composed his message, even going far enough to make it sound conversational.
'So, what are your weaknesses?' He pressed send and waited. His phone dinged. He picked it up, glancing at the message.
'What do you mean?'
He arched an eyebrow, getting a suspicious vibe from the message. He shook his head. Some people were so paranoid. He started typing: 'Oh, I'm just making a totally innocent list. Green Lantern can't affect yellow, Superman is hurt by Kryptonite, Flash is bad with cold, and J'onn's is fire. What about you?' He sent the message, leaning into his chair. Maybe if she knew he'd catalogued everyone else's weaknesses she'd conform as well. He looked down when it beeped.
'Put down nothing.'
He raised an eyebrow at the short answer. Wow. Over-confident much? Everyone had weaknesses. Everyone. 'You're saying you don't have any weaknesses.' He pressed send. The reply came uncharacteristically quick.
'I'm saying if I did, I wouldn't be dumb enough to tell people what they are.' He chuckled. Well it was worth a shot.
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Gotta love Diana's sharp wit.