Bakugou was amused- Midoriya was quite pissed off. It was cute watching the way he bitched and squeezed his hand extra hard as they walked. The way his face had turned red, and all the filth spewing from his mouth.

"I mean, can't that fucking fucker fuck face just get a damn life and move on?" Midoriya whined.

It made Bakugou laugh, but he really needed Midoriya to keep his voice down. They were on the street and he was using the f-bomb like punctuation in a sentence.

Pulling Midoriya into a nearby alley- he pressed him to the wall, kissing him deeply. "It's so fucking hot when you get all pissy."

"Kacchan!" Midoriya yelped as his hands went up his shirt, teasing him.

"I should fuck you right here in this alleyway," he grumbled.

A giggle, and Midoriya was kissing him back. "But the lube is at home" he protested grabbing his wrist, Midoriya pulled him over to the other side of a dumpster and started to undo his pants. "But maybe I can do this for you," Midoriya said, stroking him hard.

"Shouldn't I be the one jerking you off for defending my honor?" he teased.

Midoriya giggled and kissed him deeper. Well this was one way to change his mood. Leaning his head against the brick, he felt warm lips trail down his neck and suck hard at his skin. He would have more marks on his neck- but fuck it.

Damn, Midoriya knew how to use his hand so well. Reaching out, he shoved his hand down Midoriya's pants, moving his head so they were kissing again. Seeing the way Midoriya gets so mad on his behalf really is a turn on. He had never had someone so invested in him before.

Midoriya took it all personally- even when his two faced ex was giving him hell- Midoriya gave it right back- and damn if that didn't make his dick hard.

Midoriya started to moan and he had to shush him. "People are walking by on the street!" he hissed.

"Hah! Fuck! Right!" Midoriya gasped, then bit his bottom lip as they continued to stroke each other harder.

"I could fuck you right now, I don't care who sees us," he growled.

"I'd totally let you," Midoriya whispered, then kissed him deeply as he came all over his hand. He knew they needed to get their hormones in check- but it was not as easy as he thought it would be.

Midoriya was too damn cute- and sexy. How could he not ?

Giving his wrist a twist over Midoriya's cock, he heard the gasping grow louder and almost wanted to cover his mouth to keep him quiet. Watching the expressions on his face change and twist before he was shaking and leaning against him as he came. Both of them were out of breath- and needed to collect themselves.

"Hey look! You didn't blast a hole in anything!" Midoriya teased.

"Asshole," he muttered. They both usually lost control during sex- but somehow managed to keep shit together while they jerked each other off- that was a plus at least. How would he explain a blown up dumpster?

He couldn't.

Fixing their clothes, he kissed Midoriya's lips once more as Midoriya tried to fix his hair. "Stop looking like we just had sex!" he hissed.

"But Kacchan!" Midoriya giggled, taking his hand and resting his head on his shoulder.

"You're fucking glowing," he bitched.

"So are you!" Midoriya pointed out.

Well dammit- at least they were almost at Kirishima's place.

Seen this afternoon- Our Wonder Duo emerging from a downtown alleyway, their clothes askew and faces flushed. As the pictures show- they were holding hands and smiling brightly.

It seems our newlywed couple didn't even bother to hide the evidence of their alleyway antics, as noted by the very visible marks on their necks. Is this a good example for our young upcoming heroes?

While it is refreshing to see one of our favorite couples so much in love, it does leave us wondering, what exactly were they doing in that alleyway?

And if our assumptions are correct, what does this say for public decency? Do we let this incident slide simply because this is Japan's Wonder Duo?

Should our heroes be held to a higher standard? Send us your feedback.

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When they got to Kirishima and Tetsutetsu's place- all hell broke loose. Midoriya and Kirishima were cooing over the kitten as Bakugou and Tetsutetsu went to get a beer.

"Why the hell is Eijiro covered in scratches?" he asked, watching as Midoriya giggled and cuddled the fluffiest kitten he had ever seen. Dammit, he had to admit that was cute.

"He is afraid that if he quirks up he might hurt Princess," Tetsutetsu said.

Bakugou just about choked on his beer. "Princess?"

"Ei named her," Tetsutetsu said.

"Damn right I did!" Kirishima said, "And she is a princess!"

"Fucking cat has it better than I do," Tetsutetsu grumbled.

"And if you keep calling her a 'fucking cat' she'll be in bed with me tonight instead of you!" Kirishima spit.

"I see your honeymoon is over" Bakugou laughed.

"And I can see yours isn't," Tetsutetsu said, pointing at the new mark on his neck.

Bakugou smirked as he watched Midoriya roll on the floor with the furball. It was too cute, even for him. The giggles, the little meows.

Dammit, they were probably going to get a damn cat.

"OK… so here is what I'm thinking," Mei said, sitting at a table at the local cafe with Yaoyorozu. "I need a material that is withstanding… quirk resistant, yet comfortable!"

"And what exactly is this for?" Yaoyorozu asked.

"Some horny boys who can't control their quirks," Mei replied, going over her notes one more time and adjusting her glasses.

"Are you talking about Bakugou and Midoriya?" Yaoyorozu asked.

"You got it!" Mei exclaimed.

"Well," Yaoyorozu said, getting her book out and going through different materials. She had a good idea what Mei was looking for, and was confident that she could make it. "If I combine a few…"

"I have a list of probable ones that might work!" Mei said.

"Perfect," Yaoyorozu said. They had worked together before when there was something Mei couldn't find, but knew Yaoyorozu could probably make. They had become a side team working together for special projects, like this one. She did feel kind of unsettled knowing about the sexual antics of her friends - like seriously?! They are adults! Can't they control themselves?

It made Yaoyorozu chuckle as she knew damn well that those two went Plus Ultra with everything they ever did.

"Power Loader is working on the base," Mei said, "we need something sturdy."

"It might take a few tries," Yaoyorozu said, "but we'll get it."

Midoriya giggled as he rolled on the floor with Princess. He had never seen a kitten so vibrantly white and so fluffy! She looked like a round ball of fur, and he couldn't stop nuzzling her. Her fur was so soft against his cheek.

"I want a kitten so bad!" he whined.

Kirishima laughed. "I'm sure you won't have to fight too hard for one."

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Dude, do you not see it?" Kirishima asked.

"See what?"

"You've got your husband completely wrapped and whipped!" Kirishima laughed, "I mean, he hasn't taken his eyes off you since you two came in."

Midoriya smiled and nuzzled Princess some more. "Well, we are happy!" And it was true. Even with the sort of eviction notice they had received, the weird press and their moms visit ( shiver )- he was truly happy. He could not remember a time, even being a hero, that he had ever felt like this.

Glancing over where Bakugou stood glaring at him while he talked with Tetsutetsu, he had to giggle.

"Isn't it a great feeling?" Kirishima asked.

"It really is."

"Give him time," Kirishima said, "I'm sure you two will soon have a little one that can bite and scratch your husband up!"

Midoriya smiled at the thought. Thinking about seeing Bakugou glare and claim how much he hated the little furball- but then catching him cuddling it when he thought no one would see. He really wanted that.

"Hey Kacchan!" he giggled as Princess put her paw on his cheek. Bakugou came over to kiss him and Princess hissed. Kirishima snapped a quick picture and Midoriya giggled more. "We really need to get us a furbaby."

"Who is getting a furbaby?" Ashido asked, coming in and squealing at the kitten Midoriya was holding. He passed her off to Ashido as she giggled and cooed at Princess.

"Apparently Deku thinks we are," Bakugou said. "But first we have to find a new place to live."

"Wait… what?" Tetsutetsu asked.

Midoriya laughed. "Kacchan blew holes in the floor!"

"Shut it!" Bakugou grumbled, taking a seat on the couch and pulling him up into his lap. Midoriya smiled and curled up against his strong chest. Yes, Midoriya was truly happy in this place in his life.

Leadie shook her head, seeing the pictures of her boys emerging from the alleyway.

On the bright side, there was no question whether this marriage was real or not anymore.

But- what the hell were those two thinking?! She would have a talk with them later. Pouring a glass of wine, she started going through the mail and was surprised by an envelope addressed from the wedding chapel where her boys had had their wedding.

When she opened it- she spit wine across her desk.

There was a long thank you letter from the owners saying they are so busy they are booked for the next two years, all due to her boys video streaming their marriage from the small chapel. They also sent a check saying this was the only way they could think to thank them.

Leadie smiled and set the check aside. That would be a great help for a deposit on the boys new home.

Back home that evening, Bakugou had Midoriya in his lap- giggling in the most sinful way as he sucked and bit at his nipples. The giggles quickly turned into moans, and he was ready to strip the clothing off Midoriya.

He thought he heard someone clearing their throat and he stopped for a second- sending a questioning look to Midoriya who was giving him the same look.

Both of them shrugged and he started to peel Midoriya's shirt off, sucking a bright spot on his chest as Midoriya rocked his hips over his.

"AHEM!" the sound came again- this time louder.

"Ok, you heard that, right?" he asked.

"Down here!" the voice said.

They both looked at the floor in the living room where the holes were- through which they could see their neighbor standing there looking quite pissed off. "Could you two not for one damn night?!" the man yelled.

"But this is our place!" Midoriya whined.

"And you idiots blew a hole into your floor and my ceiling, and I don't feel like hearing all this as I try to watch my evening tv shows!" the man yelled.

"Then move to another room!" Bakugou yelled.

"Get a damn hotel!" the man yelled.

"Kacchan… maybe we could look into one of those love hotels?" Midoriya giggled, teasing him with his hips.

"Pack a bag," he said, almost throwing Midoriya off his lap as Midoriya yelled out. That was exactly what they needed- a love hotel.

"Resting or staying?" the voice behind the curtain asked.

"Staying, definitely staying," Bakugou said.

"ID and credit card," the voice said.

Bakugou smirked- and passed his id through the small slot under the curtained window. It took a second then the curtain opened as an elderly woman stood there- shoving his cards back at him.

"No! Not you two!" she cried! "You'll destroy the room and my beds!"

Bakugou snarled and smacked his hand on the glass. "I'll pay double! Just give us a room!"

"No! We reserve the right to refuse service! Even to the Wonder Duo!" the woman yelled, as she pulled the curtain closed.

"Kacchan… maybe we can try a different one?" Midoriya asked.

He was fuming and stomped away from the window. "Let's try cash at the next place," he said, as they went a few blocks over to a lower grade love motel. He really wanted the one they had gone too as it had the perfect fetish rooms and themes. It made him think of all the ways his perverted husband could come to life.

He tried cash at the next place and not passing through his ID- but the man insisted on it. He could only hope this would work.

"No! We are not giving you a room!" a man yelled. "We have heard what you two do to beds! We can't afford that kind of damage!"

"Does everyone know this?" he asked Midoriya as they left the love motel and tried another one- only to be turned away again.

"Let's just go home," Midoriya sighed. "Maybe we could just… cuddle."

That was totally not what he wanted to do- so they tried one last place. In the end it was hopeless.