SINGLETS AND ROSES
By: tweety-src-clt9
Oh, Merlin! Not again! I try my best to not stare but I dare challenge any red-blooded bloke to not drool at this beautiful view. I have a love-hate relationship with singlets. The thin straps that draw attention to her shoulders and collarbone just make any bloke dream about pulling the bloody straps down.
I don't know what I was thinking when I offered to share a flat with my best friend. Okay, so having her here makes me happy since her presence gives me a feeling of actually having a home. But really! Did the bloody witch have to walk around in singlets all the bloody time?
Sigh. You might be wondering who she is now. Well, let me make this bloody clear. I'm talking about my best friend of so many years, Hermione Jean Granger.
Hermione Granger was a scrawny little thing with her wild curly hair and prominent front teeth. Her face and fingers were usually covered in blotches of ink due to her intense scribbling and studying. Sure, she could be a very attractive girl if she made an effort, the Yule Ball all showed us a version of her that she's kept hidden, but Hermione was just – so Hermione. I know she's a girl but I've never really had non-platonic thoughts about her.
It's not that I find her ugly, no. She is attractive really. If you like warm doe-like chocolate brown eyes and wild curly brown hair that looks like she constantly gets shagged like crazy, then you'll bloody find Hermione Granger a damn fine lady. If brunettes are your type, well, she's the perfect example of that.
It's not like I have a thing against brunettes either. It's just, Hermione is my best friend and I will always see her as the annoyingly lovable girl who nags me, supports me, and never lets me down.
So, I thought that sharing a flat with Hermione will all be jokes, laughs, and reminiscing of the good old times of our beloved Hogwarts. But no! The first time I accidentally saw her removing the buttons of her coat so she could cook herself a meal in her tight pencil skirt and black singlet, I knew that I made a mistake.
I was a bloody fool for underestimating the subtle innocent charms of Hermione Granger.
A/N: I typed this last night in between my Quantum Bang breaks (I'm writing Part 3 of 5). Do you think this should be continued? Yay or nay?