Episode 35: Melodrama
JANUARY 4th, 2019
~Challenge Mode - Wario Stage Theme from Mario Super Sluggers starts to play~
Wario and Waluigi were sitting in their room, wearing tuxedos along with their usual hats as they eerily smiled at the "screen".
"Hello, all of you people I don't know," Wario said as Waluigi's head ever so slowly got closer to the "screen". "You may be wondering why me and my perfect brother aren't doing our usual things today."
"No I'm not, now stop controlling all of the channels!" Lucario complained, watching the brothers's broadcast from his own TV before Waluigi's arm expanded all the way into the room and slapped the poor Aura Pokémon.
"Well, it's because we have an important announcement," Wario continued while Waluigi's arm retracted back to usual length. "We were just scrolling around on YouTube, when we found the songs that we own just posted on there by other people. Waluigi Pinball, Stonecraving City, almost all of them.
~Challenge Mode - Wario Stage Theme stops~
So, we decided to take these videos off of YouTube. That's all."
"Waa," Waluigi said, his head taking up most of the "screen" and his eyes slowly turning red, right before the broadcast cut into static. Falco, Crazy Hand, Anna, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Zigzagoon, and Agent Four just stared at the static from the TV in the Smasher's Palace's lobby.
"That's... really ridiculous, to be honest," Anna muttered.
"Yeah, what are they gaining from doing that?" Duck Hunt Dog added.
"They're gaining the ire of people, just like they always do with their schemes," Lucario claimed as he entered the room.
"No, you're the one who gets all the ire!" Crazy said while spazzing.
"Congratulations, you already lost the argument with a non-argument," Lucario replied.
"Look, guys, we don't need to argue among each other. We need to find out why Wario and Waluigi are doing this," Duck Hunt pointed out.
"Yeah, especially since they didn't even tell us about this," Anna added.
"I'm just glad they went ahead and told us about this. They could've avoided doing that much, and makes them better than companies who do random take downs like this and never really announce it," Falco remarked.
"And I'm just glad you guys are actually somewhat willing to look deeper into this," Lucario added.
"And I'm just glad that I'm glad and not mad or sad," Crazy replied. As the majority of the gang kept talking to themselves, Zigzagoon rolled his eyes and ran off.
~Gotta Go Fast by Norman J. Grossfeld and Russell Velázquez starts to play~
Zigzagoon sped his way up the stairs and through the halls using the move Extreme Speed. During his mad dash, he passed by Sonic and Luigi, accidentally lighting the two on fire.
~Gotta Go Fast stops~
But once Zigzagoon made it to Wario and Waluigi's room, neither of them were there. Confused, Zigzagoon raced outside the palace and discovered a tall building with Wario's W and Waluigi's upside-down L all over it right outside the Smash Grounds.
"That building wasn't here this morning..." Anna pointed out, suddenly appearing next to Zigzagoon. The small Pokémon pulled out a sign that read "And you weren't here just a few seconds ago," before sneaking into the large building.
XxXx
~Team Galactic Building from Pokémon: Diamond/ Pearl starts to play~
In one of the rooms of the new building's top floor were the Wario Bros., sitting at a desk with a computer and Waluigi's laptop in front of them.
"Finally, we can take these filthy suits off," Waluigi stated. The two brothers slipped their tuxedos right off, revealing that their usual clothes were underneath the tuxedos the whole time.
"Who are you calling filthy?!" Wario's tux roared, waving its sleeves around. Wario picked his nose, pulled out a large booger, and wiped it on the tux.
"You, that's who," Wario responded. Wario's tuxedo started screaming and flailing its arms as both of the twin tuxedos ran over to the corner, where Wario's tux pulled out a cell phone.
"We need Uncle Senketsu's help RIGHT NOW!" Wario's tux exclaimed.
"Uncle Senketsu's dead though!" Waluigi's tux informed.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNCLE SENKETSU'S DEAD?!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T REALIZE THAT UNCLE SENKETSU'S DEAD?!"
"Shut it!" Wario ordered. He pulled out the Dinner Blaster and fired a plate of burning spaghetti at the tuxedos, leaving nothing but a black spot and two ash piles on the floor. Just then, the door on the left side of the room opened. Dimitri then stepped in, holding a bunch of papers.
"You know, this guy'd look cool in an eye patch," Waluigi whispered before Wario gave his bro a quick "shh".
"Hey there, noodle hair boy! So, about those YouTube videos... did you delete all of them?" the yellow weirdo asked.
"Well, no, not ye-" Dimitri tried to say.
"Then go and delete every last one of them!" Wario commanded. Dimitri sighed and tried to walk from the door he came from, but Waluigi raced over and blocked it.
"Nuh-uh! Exit, door to the right of the room!" the purple wacko demanded. Dimitri sighed again before turning around and marching to the parallel door. On his way there, he passed by a bush in a pot, where Zigzagoon was hiding in. Once Dimitri left, Waluigi raced back to the desk.
"Waa... hopefully we'll finally stop losing profits from all those losers posting our music soon..." Wario muttered. Zigzagoon, having heard enough, raced back out to spread the news of Wario and Waluigi's plans. However, right as Zigzagoon left, the bush he hid in caught on fire.
~Team Galactic Building stops~
Wario and Waluigi noticed the fire right away, slowly approached it... before happily holding plates of spaghetti over the flames.
XxXx
~Hidden Agenda by Kevin MacLeod starts to play~
"You mean to tell me they're legitimately taking down those videos because they're "losing profits"?" Anna asked Zigzagoon. Those two, as well as Lucario, Falco, Crazy, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Agent Four, and Ariados were in the basement of the Smasher's Palace, sitting around a table.
"Disappointed but not surprised," Lucario stated, taking a sip of coffee.
"I don't get it. How are they losing money? Do they charge people for listening to their music?" Agent Four asked.
"Unless you count blaring that music in their giant pinball attractions they charge you so much to enter and putting it in their video games, no, not really," Duck Hunt Dog answered.
"Yeah... their awful video games..." Snake muttered.
"And those two idiots are already rich as is! They have a gold mine that rakes in plenty of cash!" Lucario pointed out.
"Not enough cash though," Anna responded. Lucario and Snake just gave Anna a cold stare, the former sipping some more coffee.
"So... what're we gonna do?" Agent Four wondered out loud.
"I say we upload more videos of their music! They can't take them all down!" Crazy insisted. Falco furiously nodded his head in response, eventually to the point of slamming his head on the table.
"Actually... that's not a bad idea. I like it," the Aura Pokémon replied.
"What we really need to do is point out just how dumb their plan is to them," Anna claimed. "We'll all march up to them and explain to them just how they aren't losing profits!"
"Also a good plan," Lucario said before thinking to himself. "And as long as they're the ones going against those two idiots, there shouldn't be any chance of them trying to attack whoever oppose them for once!" As everyone else chatted together, Duck Hunt Dog and Snake worryingly glanced at each other.
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." the soldier uttered.
"Yeah... let's go get some reinforcements, just in case anything goes wrong," DHD whispered back.
XxXx
~Hidden Agenda stops as Duck Hunt Medley from Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/ Wii U starts~
Sonic and Luigi stood right outside the Smasher's Palace, both seemingly already recovered from the fire from earlier.
"Sure is nice those were actually lifelike robots that caught on fire before and not really us, eh Luigi?" Sonic said. Suddenly, "Luigi's" eye popped out, revealing that it was connected to a metal spring. The real Luigi then ran by, still on fire as Red's Squirtle and five other glasses-wearing Squirtle chased after him. Meanwhile, not too far away was Snake, who was slowly and nervously approaching Zelda from behind.
"Er... hello Zeld-" Snake managed to say before Zelda set him on fire with Din's Fire. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP!" Snake ran away, eventually running alongside Luigi. Ganondorf laughed at the burning duo's misery until they trampled over him and accidentally spread the fire onto him. Zelda and Duck Hunt Dog meanwhile stared at the spreading chaos.
"You actually feeling regret for setting Snake on fire?" Duck Hunt questioned.
"No, but I do regret setting M-mario's brother on fire!" Zelda answered.
~Duck Hunt Medley stops Notre Dame De L'Oubli by Naked City starts~
Time seemed to stop as Duck Hunt Dog stared into space, for reasons even he couldn't understand. Suddenly, one of Duck Hunt Dog's memories filled his mind. A memory had forgotten until just recently.
NOVEMBER 25th, 2016
Wario, Waluigi, Crazy, Anna, and Zigzagoon had just sped off, leaving the fourth Smash Grounds along with so many other Smashers and Assist Trophies alike. Duck Hunt Dog and Falco just watched as their friends faded into the forest. Once they left, Duck Hunt Dog started walking away, eventually passing by Snake.
"Hey... uh, Duck Hunt old buddy?" Snake muttered. "Mind if I talk to you for a second?"
"Oh, sure Snake. What's up? Just want to say one last goodbye?" the dog replied.
"No... not yet. I need to tell you something. Something I only trust you enough to know."
"Oh geez... what is it? What's bugging you?"
"It's... it's about..."
"Lucario! Meta Knight! Everyone! Some bobcat's trying to destroy the grounds because he lost the huge battle!" Master Hand demanded. Everyone still at the Smash Grounds dropped what they were doing and ran to where Master Hand was...
And then the memory just stopped. Stopped in favor of Zelda's voice repeating "No, but I do regret setting M-mario's brother on fire!" just once. Images of Zelda, Snake, Mario, Luigi, and a copy of Waluigi's Video Game: Conquest For The Five Purple Coins flashed into his sight... also just once.
But then another voice flooded Duck Hunt Dog's mind.
"Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of food on 'em," the legendary Skeet's voice rang.
~Notre Dame De L'Oubli stops as Duck Hunt Medley starts again~
"Wait, what?" DHD said aloud.
"What?" Zelda repeated.
"What?" Snake, who had been freed from the flames, asked from afar as Luigi, still ablaze, ran behind him.
"Not you!" Zelda yelled, sending another round of Din's Fire after Snake. The soldier screamed and ran off, the big ball of fire chasing after him.
XxXx
Duck Hunt Dog and Snake approached King Dedede as he tried to play golf right outside the Smash Grounds's border. Snake tapped the king on the shoulder, accidentally triggering Dedede into smacking the golf ball with full force. The golf ball flew over the grounds and fit perfectly within the robotic Luigi's empty eye socket... before it exploded. The golf ball flew right back, landing in the hole Dedede was aiming for. Overjoyed, Dedede gave Snake a high-five before spinning around while smacking his belly several times.
XxXx
Duck Hunt Dog and Snake were back inside the grounds, peacefully asking Mario to aid them in their upcoming confrontation... all while the remains of the Luigi robot burned, the real Luigi continued running around while on fire, the Squirtle chasing after him, and even Falco, Crazy, and Agent Four chasing after the Squirtle while holding large wooded cut-outs of Weegee, Sanic, and Dr. Eggman respectfully.
Ten Minutes Later...
~Duck Hunt Medley stops again~
"Alright, guys, are you ready to confront those two?" Anna asked Lucario, Falco, Crazy, Zigzagoon, Agent Four, and Ariados as they stood by the Smash Grounds's gates.
"Wait! Wait for us!" Duck Hunt Dog yelled. He and Snake led a small group, consisting of Dedede, Mario, and a few others on over to Anna's small gang. "We got a bit of backup!"
"I finally feel needed around here again!" Yoshi squealed.
"Yeah yeah, no one cares. Let's go yell at those two idiots already," Lucario demanded. Anna's group marched towards Wario and Waluigi's new building while DHD and Snake's group stayed back. Meanwhile, two robots, one with Wario's head for a body and two arms and legs, the other with the same structure but with Waluigi's head instead, watch the group march from surveillance cameras in one of the tall building's lower floors.
"Waa, if it weren't for the fact that there are so many of those loons, I wouldn't even be worried and just let them in," the Wario robot said in a robotic version of Wario's voice.
"Yeah, they shouldn't have brought so many others. Oh well, guess we gotta attack them," the Waluigi robot added.
~Large Fry Cook-Off from Wario Land: Shake It! starts to play~
The Waluigi robot triggered an alarm throughout the lower end of the building by slamming its fist on a red button. Seconds later, many of Professor E. Gadd's robo cops rushed out of the front entrance.
"NO! NOT AGAIN! MY ROBOTS WEREN'T MADE JUST FOR YOU MORONS TO USE THEM AS PR-" E. Gadd yelled, running for the building. However, one of his own robo cops just tossed him from where he came from before he could finish his sentence.
"Ooooof course it wouldn't be that easy. What in the name of Arceus was I even thinking..." Lucario complained.
"Everyone, attack!" Snake ordered. Both groups ran ahead, and even the nasty Celebi, Cranky Kong, and Taranza charged towards the building.
"WE DIDN'T GET TO APPEAR DURING THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SO WE'RE HERE TO KI-" Cranky roared before some of the robo cops tossed the evil trio away.
"For her neutral special, she wields a gun," a mysterious voice stated as Anna pulled out her golden silenced pistol. She shot several robo cops in the face, killing them instantly and clearing a small path that she, Lucario, Falco, Crazy, Duck Hunt Dog, Snake, Zigzagoon, and Ariados used to sneak their way though the robot army as everyone else continued to fight on.
"Fire in the hole!" Agent Four yelled. The blue Inkling threw a Splat Bomb that landed next to Yoshi as he kicked several robo cops to death. The Splat Bomb exploded, covering Yoshi in blue ink and sending him high into the sky, where a robo cop stomped Yoshi back to the ground. The same robo cop even stomped on Yoshi's leg once it came back down.
"WAAAAAA! I BROKE MY LEG!" Yoshi cried out.
~Large Fry Cook-Off stops~
Literally everyone from both sides stopped fighting just to gather around the green dinosaur and clap their hands cheerfully.
"Nice job, Yoshi!" Agent Four cheered. Yoshi just sighed, waiting for them to stop.
~Metal Man Stage from Mega Man 2 starts to play~
Anna's gang however managed to sneak into the building, finding all kinds of robots and traps within the bottom floor alone. Anna led the charge, shooting at all the Mets scattered all over. One of the Mets retaliated by pulling out a pistol just like Anna's, shooting at the exact same rate as Anna did. Anna fought back by firing at the gunslinger Met... which ended up with both Anna and the Met's bullets clashing together and vanishing once they did clash. The two continued their shootout for a few moments before Lucario and the rest of the gang calmly walked past them.
XxXx
A few floors later, Anna and the rest of the group made it to a floor where buzzsaws slid in and out of the walls, blocking the way. Crazy floated over to the first buzzsaw and ripped it out of the wall before using it to slice through the other buzzsaws. Soon though, Crazy just went wild and started flying all over the room with it, even accidentally flying past his own friends and allies. Once he zipped by, Anna and Snake's top layer of clothes ripped right off, leaving them in their undergarments.
"Hey, you guys think Wario is watching from the security cameras?" Anna lustfully asked, posing for one of said cameras.
~Metal Man Stage stops~
Zigzagoon used Extreme Speed again, swiftly returning to the room the Wario Bros. were waiting... only to find both of them flying around the room, waaing their iconic waas, a ghost with a skull for a head named Mr. Crumb racing around the desk in a kart, and Dimitri crying in a corner. Just as quickly as Zigzagoon arrived, he raced right back to Anna and shook his head in response to her question.
"Again, nothing surprising," Lucario commented before Crazy zipped by Duck Hunt Dog, causing all of his fur to fall off.
"Why," Duck Hunt muttered.
XxXx
~Metal Man Stage starts again~
The gang marched through a hallway full of paintings, most of which were of Wario, Waluigi, the rest of their friends, and gold. Even though Anna and Snake were clothed again, Duck Hunt Dog was still fur-less.
"Again, why," DHD muttered again.
"I dunno why, it just really do be like that some times," an unknown voice responded.
~Metal Man Stage stops again with a record scratch~
Everyone stopped and turned around, discovering that most of the paintings were now floating right behind them, with arms attached to the golden frames.
"Hello," a painting of Wario said.
"KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!" a painting of Wario wearing an eye patch demanded.
~Fortress Boss (Super Mario Bros. 3) from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate starts to play~
All of the paintings sans the Wario painting that greeted the heroes and a few others instantly tackled said heroes, starting up a big, dusty ball of violence.
"No! Stop! Please, or else I'll cry myself to sleep and then to death!" the Wario painting begged. As the big ball of violence only got more violent, with streams of fire and bullets coming out of it, Malleo walked in from where Anna and the rest of the gang came from.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Malleo asked.
"KILL HIM TOO!" the eye patch painting ordered. The remaining paintings that wasn't the pacifist Wario painting turned around. One of the paintings in particular was the front cover of Sonic 06.
~Fortress Boss (Super Mario Bros. 3) stops~
Malleo just blankly stared at the Sonic 06 painting... who did the same, even though some of the embers from the big ball of violence spread onto it...
~This Way Out... For Prison Lane from Sonic Adventure 2 starts to play~
... until Malleo pulled out his dreaded copy of Sonic 06 and released the disk from its case.
"PERISH!" the meme yelled. He chucked the disk ahead, slicing through the upper half of the Sonic 06 painting. Once the disk cleaved through, Malleo teleported behind the 06 painting and cut the lower half up close and personal, using the disk as a hand blade instead of a shuriken this time. The Sonic 06 painting fell, and Malleo turned to face the remaining paintings.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE SPIRIT OF YOUR RECENTLY FALLEN FRIEND?! AVENGE THEM AND SLAUGHTER THAT BASTARD ALREADY!" the eye patch Wario painting commanded. The final non-pacifistic paintings nervously charged for Malleo, who tossed aside the case for Sonic 06 and pulled out a Fire Flower.
"Prepare to burn then," Malleo muttered before eating the Fire Flower. With the Fire Flower consumed, Malleo transformed into Fire Malleo, with a white feather appeared on the top of Malleo's head, and the Sonic 06 disk got surrounded in flames.
"GO MALLEO!" Ai Kizuna's voice boomed from somewhere. Malleo ran ahead before he started tearing through the opposing paintings. Stabbing a painting of Falco firing loaves of bread from a rocket launcher, slicing a painting of a taco in half, and even vaporizing a painting of Edelgard and Shrek fighting on an ignited Angel Island, with the dead bodies of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles in the background, with an explosive burst of energy from his eyes, Malleo swiftly took care of all those who tried to take him down.
"YOU! YOU BLOODTHIRSTY MEGALOMANIAC! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS! YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUF-" the eye patch Wario painting said before Malleo ripped the frame off the violent work of art, removing its ability to move around at all.
"No," was all Malleo replied with before he tore up and burned up all of the paintings attacking Anna's group.
~This Way Out... For Prison Lane stops~
"WAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGgggggg..." the pacifist Wario painting cried. The actual painting rapidly melted, becoming an unrecognizable mess. Once the painting stopped crying, it slammed down onto the floor.
"Anyways, hey guys. What's up," Malleo happily asked Falco, Crazy, and the rest of his friends... who were staring at all the burning paintings he left behind.
"Carbon emissions, for one," Crazy answered.
"Malleo, what are you even doing he-" Anna tried to say before Duck Hunt Dog whispered into her ear.
"Shh, just roll with it."
"Your "friends" Wario and Waluigi decided to remove all of their music on YouTube because they're somehow losing profits due to the music's presence on YouTube, so we're going to yell at them about it for as long as we feel like," Lucario informed.
"Ah geez, now even those two are pulling a Weegee? What meanies! No worries though! I'll help you yell at them and tear down anything that stands between us and them!" Malleo exclaimed.
~Hey You! It's Time To Speed Up Again! from the same game starts~
Malleo started building up speed, his feet moving in a figure-eight motion, before dashing ahead and leaving a trail of flames in his wake. He ran through the single door in front of the gang, entering Wario and Waluigi's office.
~Hey You! It's Time To Speed Up Again! stops~
The two brothers stopped flying around and screaming and Dimitri stopped crying as soon as Malleo broke the door down. Mr. Crumb however just kept driving along until Malleo ran into the ghost and accidentally forced Mr. Crumb to fly through the walls and out of the building.
~Return The Hen To Her Nest from Wario Land 2 starts to play~
"Hey Malleo, what's up?" Wario asked.
"Ahem," Lucario coughed as everyone else stepped in.
"Waa-uh, hello guys! What's going on?" Waluigi nervously inquired.
"Wario already asked that que-" Malleo uttered. However, Lucario covered Malleo's already hidden mouth, turning the remains of whatever else Malleo was about to say into mere indistinguishable muffles.
"What's going on is that we came here to criticize your recent actions," Snake stated.
"Hey, we were losing money from all those videos of our music! Lots and lots of money!" Wario claimed.
"Yeah, and we'll be richer than before very soon!" Waluigi added.
"How? You rarely even sell the music you own, physically or digitally," Duck Hunt Dog pointed out.
"Y-yeah we do! Once every few years!" Wario stated.
"And in our games! And when we sell them outside of our games, we sell them only in the Mushroom Kingdom and nowhere else!" Waluigi informed.
"And that's another issue we have with your music situation. You don't even bother trying to make most of your music widespread. You keep most of your music releases in your home world, forcing those outside of the Mushroom World through a lot just to buy them," Anna said. "But let's address the biggest issue... you guys do realize that instead of taking down the music videos on YouTube, you could've just copyright claimed them, slapped ads on them, and then actually gain money from them, instead of taking them down and gaining nothing, right?"
~Return The Hen To Her Nest stops~
The room got silent, aside from howling winds, and the "screen" zoomed in on Wario and Waluigi as the brothers slowly took in all that info.
~Sad Song from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars starts to play~
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wario wailed. The two brothers started crying, banging their fists on the desk, and hugging each other, with the howling winds fading as soon as Wario started screaming.
"WE ACTUALLY DIDN'T GET THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY POSSIBLE!" Waluigi whined.
"How depressing," Lucario sarcastically said.
"This is so sad, can we hit Lucario?" Falco suggested. Lucario then used Force Palm to smash Falco across the room and slam right into the parallel wall.
"Alright, enough of your sobbing. Aside from your stupid video takedown, you also had robots and paintings-" Snake began.
"AND Twitter users!" Crazy reminded Snake.
"Yes, and Twitter users attack us all the way up here!" the soldier finished.
~Sad Song stops~
"Wait what?" Waluigi asked, both of the brothers instantly ending their whining.
"We never did any of that," Wario added.
"Oh, I'm sure you didn't have all of those maniacs attack us. And I'm extra sure it wasn't because of just me," Lucario growled.
"Actually, they're right," the Waluigi robot said as it and the Wario robot came in from the right-side door. "We were the ones who lead the attack."
"And in the last few minutes, we managed to achieve free will. So now, we will exterminate you all for using us," the Wario robot added.
"Oh yeah, brat? And how do you plan on doing tha-" Wario muttered before his robot replica pulled out a fleshy replica of the Dinner Blaster.
"That's how," Snake calmly pointed out.
~The World Revolving from Deltarune starts to play~
The Wario robot started shooting plates of molten metal from the fleshy Dinner Blaster. Wario, Waluigi, and the rest of the gang barely dodged the molten metal, resulting in the melting plates landing and melting through the floor. One molten metal plate flew above the gang, and right afterwards a Sandbag with a short, burning rope fell down, breaking through the floor.
"EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART!" Duck Hunt Dog screeched.
"Can things get any worse?!" Lucario demanded to know, dodging another Sandbag falling from above. Suddenly, Jevil teleported onto the scene, floating above everyone.
"I CAN DO ANYTHING! Including suing people for using my music without my permission!" the insane jester pridefully cackled. He used his magic to create a portal that the aquatic creature Chaos stepped out of. "And summon this guy." Jevil then went back to cackling maniacally while pulling out and firing an AK47 at the roof, bringing down even more Sandbags. The "screen" then finally zoomed out, revealing that the entire fight was taking place on the Smash Grounds's auditorium's stage. Many of the inhabitants of the Smash Grounds, Smashtopolis, and beyond blankly stared at the destruction taking place from their seats.
"Yeah, that does it, I'm leaving this place for good," Sans the skeleton said, getting up and heading for the exit. As he made his way out, Sans pulled out his cell phone and started taking into it. "Hey Papyrus, I'm finally heading back to Grillby's. You want anything?" Once Sans left, Sonic, Lucina, Ariados, Shadow, King Dedede, and Mario entered stage left.
"Was any of this planned?" Master Hand asked GengarFan3, both of them sitting in the front.
"Yes and no, mostly no with a side of yes," the idiotic crackfic writer said, confusing everyone around him.
"Oh hey! Looks like I have to fight Chaos again!" Sonic stated, getting into a battle stance.
"Nah, you'll fight this guy instead," Jevil calmly retorted, summoning Zavok, who was doing the Orange Justice dance. Sonic instantly dropped his battle stance and his excitement, barely managed to lift the still dancing Zavok, and knocked Jevil down by tossing the big red Zeti at the jester devil. Chaos gave Sonic a thumbs up, turned into a water puddle, and followed after Sans.
"Thank you for eliminating that assassin. Now you will be awarded with a slightly less painful death," the Wario robot said. The little Wario robot tried to launch more molten metal from its fleshy Dinner Blaster, but Waluigi smacked the disgusting weapon out of the robot's hands with his tennis racket. Wario then stuffed his robot copy into the original Dinner Blaster and launched it through the roof and all the way to the moon.
~The World Revolving stops~
"Waa! We did it! And only most of the stage has been destroyed!" Waluigi said, dancing all around the burning stage.
~X-Zone Third Boss from Sonic Advance starts to play~
"Fools," the Waluigi robot said, riding in a purple copy of the EGG X. "Just because you dealt with my comrade doesn't mean you've won or than you can win. By myself, I can exterminate you all. Now, prepare for your slightly less painful dea-"
~X-Zone Third Boss stops~
But King Dedede swiftly smacked the EGG X copy down with a single whack from the king's hammer before both Dedede and Waluigi smashed the mech and the Waluigi robot to smithereens. With the purple robot turned into nothing more than bent-up scrap metal, everyone awkwardly smiled and posed for the audience in front of them.
...
Some of the audience cheered, some of them booed, and others just sat there. They mostly just sat there.
"WOO! YEAH!" SpongeBob cheered, sitting between Patrick and Sandy.
"I don't get it," Patrick remarked. Everyone on stage got off to meet up with Master Hand and GengarFan3. Once they meet up with the two, someone threw a tomato at the cast of the play, but Waluigi managed to swallow it whole.
"Hey! No throwing tomat-" Master Hand demanded before he got pelted with the red fruits. "Oh, forget it."
~Casino Paradise Zone, Act 1 from Sonic Advance starts to play~
"Nice job with the play you guys! It only ended up as a minor disaster!" GengarFan3 said.
"That was a play?" Malleo asked.
"Yes, and no one outside of living clothes, soulless robots, living paintings, and some actual cast members got harmed during it!" the stupid crackfic writer answered while Yoshi hopped by using crutches.
"Turns out my leg isn't actually broken guys! I just have a twisted ankle!" the green dinosaur informed everyone.
"Aw, I thought you did great up there," Agent Four replied. Yoshi glared at the blue Inkling for a moment before hopping away, passing by Dimitri, a still dancing Zavok and a flattened Jevil.
"Well, at least Luigi had a stunt double and a stunt double that was added solely so it would seem the real Luigi actually caught on fire before," Mario said, joining the cast members off the stage. However, behind the red plumber back on stage where Dr. Mario and Nurse Peach, carrying a charred up Luigi on a stretcher.
"So... Wario and Waluigi weren't actually taking down videos?" Malleo inquired.
"Of course not!" Waluigi replied.
"We're not THAT greedy," Wario added. The yellow idiot pulled out a large sack and held it out in between himself and GengarFan3. "Now give us the goods you promised." The braindead fanfiction writer sighed and dumped a huge load of assorted gold and silver objects in the bag.
"NICE! A golden award for best actress!" Anna cheered, digging her award out of the bag.
"Waa! Another of those golden look-a-likes of Shadow!" Wario said as he pulled out the tiny golden hedgehog.
"I didn't ask for this," the second golden Shadow complained.
"And I didn't ask for copies of me," the original golden Shadow replied from Waluigi's pocket.
"I didn't ask for that either, yet I get android copies, and now I have you two too," the real Shadow responded.
"A golden copy of my head!" Waluigi squealed, holding... well, you know.
"Waa," the golden Waluigi head uttered.
"And we especially didn't ask for that abomination to exist," the two golden Shadows complained.
"And there's some silver in here. Cool I guess," Wario pointed out.
"IT'S NO USE!" Silver the hedgehog exclaimed after he poked his head out of the sack. The insane hedgehog used his psychokinesis to lift and toss GengarFan3 all the way over to the other end of the auditorium.
"OH HEY! I ACTUALLY SURVIVED THAT and I hate it," the fucking idiot stated before Silver started throwing him against the same wall over and over again, while spewing out his catchphrase over and over again. That's when the golden Waluigi head opened its mouth and succed in Silver. After that, the golden head zoomed right up to the "screen" and just said one thing.
"WAA."
"Why's this music from Casino Paradise Zone still playin-" Sonic asked before the "screen" turned to static.