Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island
Chris: Welcome back to total drama island. It's been a long time since last saw the campers slugging it out for the 100,000 grand prize. Since the competition came to it's shocking and dramatic conclusion our campers have had some time to snack on some real food no offense Chef, take a hot shower get their stuff back and even peruse their emails from home. There were lots of losers but only one winner. DJ the animal lover mama's boy ended up with one massive prize. He's now throwing a wicked party for all his fellow campers and tomorrow everybody's heading home. Or are they? Find out here on Total Drama Island!
(Intro)
(All the campers were at playa de losers enjoying DJ's party)
Cody: Alright no more challenges or alliances we can finally just hang.
Owen: You say that again dude.
Bridgette: Ithink the best thing about playing this game was meeting the six of you. (Referring toGeoff, DJ, Duncan, Owen, Gwen and Leshawna)
Geoff: I feel the same way.
Gwen: No doubt.
Leshawna: No argument from me.
Duncan: I'm not one for sappiness but yeah it's the same for me too.
Owen: I'm glad I met everyone here.
DJ: Same here. How are you guys enjoying the party?
Owen: This party is awesome dude.
Geoff: Yeah you really know how to throw a party man. Hey Duncan dance off.
Duncan: You're on party boy.
Owen: Yay dance off!
(Geoff and Duncan start competing against each other in a dance off)
Gwen: Wow Duncan's a pretty good dancer.
Bridgette: Yeah looks like Geoff's in for a bit of competition.
(Geoff and Duncan were halfway through the dance off when Courtney arrived)
Courtney: What are they doing?
Owen: There having a dance off. Cool right?
Courtney: Uh no. Duncan and Geoff stop it you're both just embarrassing yourselfs.
Duncan: Why so up tight hot stuff? What happened to that crazy chick who helped me take on psycho Chef?
Courtney: I'm so over this stupid show. I lost the competition. My pathetic lawyer lost my lawsuit and now I just want to go home, study for my ell SATs and work on my class president campaign.
Duncan: Wow hello downer. Come on relax it's almost over. I thought you'd be happy?
Courtney: I am happy!
(Then Heather arrives completely bald with a happy face on the back of her head making everyone laugh)
Geoff: Oh man hilarious.
Leshawna: (Snickers)Yeah I did that.
Heather: What's so funny?
(Confessional) Leshawna: Okay you know you would have done the same thing if you were me. After all that girl did to the rest of us over the last eight weeks she's lucky I didn't tattoo it on her head.
(Chris arrives with a suitcase)
Chris: Hello campers.
Duncan: That's ex campers to you.
Heather: Yeah your twisted game is over. Remember?
Chris: (Whispers to Chef) We'll see about that. (Both he and Chef chuckle) Congratulations to our winner DJ who beat every other person on this island and won the 100,000.
(Everyone cheers for DJ)
Chris: Unfortunately you've used up all your winnings on this party.
DJ: Wait seriously?
Chris: Yep but what I'm going to offer you may change all that. Inside this suitcase is one million dollars. DJ my man this million dollars could be yours. All you have to do is figure out where we are about to hide it and bring it to the dock of shame before everyone else does.
Gwen: You're telling us that we all have a chance a million dollars?
Chris: That's right and the ultimate million dollar challenge starts now!
(A vast majority of the campers immediately stampede towards the woods crashing into those who are still refusing resulting in a massive pile-up)
Courtney: (Pulls Duncan out of the pile) Ahh let's go and get that million dollars! Yes. (Kisses Duncan out of excitement)
Duncan: Looks like someone's gottan their mojo back.
Courtney: Shut up and follow me we've got a suitcase to find.
Duncan: Sir yes sir.
Gwen: Hey Duncan and Courtney wait up.
Trent: How about guys team up with us.
Gwen: Yeah and we spilt it four ways.
Duncan: Yeah why not.
Courtney: Fine. We'll probably have more of chance finding the case together.
(Confessional) Courtney: I've got my eye on Gwen I don't trust her around Duncan.
(With Owen, DJ, Cody and Noah)
Owen: A guy's only team. This is awesome.
Cody: Yeah guy's rule.
DJ: Million dollars here we come boys.
Bridgette: Hey handsome want to spill a million dollars with me?
Geoff: Oh yeah babe.
Ezekiel: Can I come too?
Bridgette: Okay. But I don't want hear any sexist comments about girls deal?
Ezekiel: (Shakes her hand) Yeah okay.
(Confessional) Ezekiel: To tell the truth I'm in love with Bridgette. One day she'll be all mine.
Izzy: Eva, Beth, what do you two say to a girls only team?
Beth: Oh definitely I'm in.
Eva: Time to show these losers what girls are made off.
Heather: Ladies it's your lucky day I am gonna help you find this million dollars.
Beth: No thanks Heather we have enough people already.
Heather: What? You're bringing the psycho and crazy girls but not me?
Beth: Yep. Oh and ps someone drew a happy face on the back of your head. (Walks off laughing with Izzy and Eva)
(Confessional) Heather: I am so glad this whole thing is over. I haven't wanted to get away from a group of people this badly since my teacher made me join the mathletes for extra credit.
Tyler: Come on babe let's win that million dollars.
Lindsay: Yay! A million dollars.
Leshawna: Come on sugar baby we've got a suitcase full money to find.
Harold: Right behind you Leshawna.
Katie: Justin wait for us.
Sadie: You have to work with us.
Justin: Find let's go.
Katie and Sadie: Yay!
(Apart from Heather who was working by herself everyone else was in had teamed up: Justin is forced to team up with Katie and Sadie; Ezekiel pairs up with Bridgette and Geoff; Courtney teams up with Duncan, Gwen and Trent; Owen teams up with DJ, Cody and Noah; Tyler pairs up with Lindsay; Leshawna pairs up with Harold and Beth teams up with Eva and Izzy)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Okay this I s pathetic campers. It's been two hours now and no one has even come close to finding the case. So here's your first clue. It's just hanging around.
Beth: You see the case anywhere Eva?
Eva: No! Cause if I did I would have told you by now!
Beth: Okay I was only asking a question sheesh.
Izzy: Guys let's search over there. Come on. (All three run off to a different part of the woods not knowing the case was in the above them. Just as they walked away Tyler and Lindsay walk right under it and start making out)
Chris: (From the helicopter) This is ridonculous.
(With Justin, Katie and Sadie)
Katie: Doesn't Justin have a cute butt Sadie?
Sadie: A very cute butt.
Justin: Girls I really really have to use the bathroom why don't you two wait in the cave so I can have some privacy.
Katie and Sadie: Okay! (Wait inside the cave)
(Confessional) Justin: I gonna seriously lose it. I mean it. If I have to hang around those two any longer I'll throw myself of a cliff.
(Justin then runs into Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent)
Justin: Hey.
Courtney and Gwen: (Dreamily) Hey.
Justin: So uh. What area's did you guys search threw?
Gwen: We covered the whole western edge of the island.
Courtney: Oh and covered the beach area too.
Justin: Thanks. (Walks away)
Duncan: Are you kidding me?
Trent: Did you two seriously just give all of our secret information to Justin?
Gwen and Courtney: (Dreamily) Ah-huh
Trent: Just checking.
(Confessional) Trent: What is it with that guy?
(Confessional) Duncan: If that Justin comes near Courtney one more time I'll make him wish he was never born.
(With Owen, Noah, Cody and DJ)
DJ: There's the case! I see it!
Cody: Where?
DJ: Right there in the tree.
Chris: (From the helicopter) Finally!
(Cody climbs the tree to get the case and after falling off the tree twice he managed to get the case. What the four boys didn't know was that Leshawna and Harold were in the bushes watching them)
Leshawna: (Whispers) Did you hear what I just heard?
Harold: (Whispers) Dang it we lost.
Leshawna: Not yet we have sugar. You up for a little burglary action.
Harold: Definitely.
Leshawna: Come with me sugar. (Both continue to sneek through the bushes)
Owen, DJ, Cody and Noah: We found the million! We found the million!
Owen: (Kisses the case three times) Dock of shame here we come. (Was about to go but DJ stops him) What?
DJ: Why should you carry it?
Noah: What differences does it make?
Cody: Chris did say that the first person on the dock with case wins.
DJ: No offense but who says you won't take off with the money?
Owen: Okay then you carry it.
Cody: What if he ditches us and makes a run for it?
Noah: This is ridonculous. How are we all gonna keep an eye on each other?
Cody: (Grabs the rope from the case) I know. (Ties himself, DJ, Noah and Owen together) There that should hold. Now there's no breaking up this team.
DJ: Alright let's go.
(They start walking with the case but then Owen farts)
DJ: On man!
Noah: Ew!
Cody: Who cut the cheese?!
(Leshawna and Harold could smell Owen's fart from the bushes and started holding their breaths)
Owen: Uh guy's I kind of have to go.
DJ: So turn around and take a wizz we're all dudes here.
Owen: No not number one. Number two.
(Cody, DJ and Noah all groan)
DJ: Head for the woods dude. Just make sure you put some serious distance between us.
Cody: Yeah we'll wait here.
(Owen starts walk but ends up take the other three with him)
Noah: You've got untie yourself first man.
Owen: I can't.
Noah: Where did you learn these knots the army?
Cody: Actually it was at an special after school...
Noah: And you! Why didn't you go before we tied ourselves together?!
Owen: I didn't have to go then. Argh come on guys this is serious.
DJ: You're just gonna have to go.
(They back into the bushes and Owen does a number two. The smell causes Noah to drop the case into the other side of the bushes and Harold swipes the case without being seen)
Leshawna: (Whispers) Excellent work sugar. Now let's go. (Sneeks off with Harold)
Owen: All done.
DJ: Let's move.
Cody: The case! It's gone!
(With Leshawna and Harold at the top of the cliff Harold was making a hang-glider out of an old tent and branches)
Leshawna: Wow I'm actually impressed honey. Where did you learn to make a hang-glider out of branches and an old tent?
Harold: I learned it at a wicked crafts camp.
Heather: (Comes our of nowhere)Shame you won't be able to use it.
Leshawna: Hey where'd you come from?
Heather: Doesn't matter. (Snatch's the suitcase from Leshawna and steals the hang-glider)
Leshawna: Get back here with our money now!
Heather: It's mine now! (The hang-glider starts falling apart in her hands just after she jumps off the cliff and falls down screaming into a beaver dam. The suitcase then lands in the lake and floats down stream) No! No! That was a million dollars you stupid beavers! (The beavers repeatedly slap her across the face)
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Listen up campers the case is wet. Repeat the case is wet.
(With Ezekiel, Bridgette and Geoff)
Ezekiel: The case is wet. Of course guy's to the lake quick. (All three run to the lake and Ezekiel grabs the case out of the water) We're rich!
Bridgette: Ezekiel you're brilliant! (Hugs him out of excitement making Ezekiel blush)
Ezekiel: Well I'd do anything for a pretty girl like you.
Geoff: (Pretends he didn't hear that) Anyway let's get to dock of shame quickly.
(As soon as he said that Duncan swipes the case away from Ezekiel's grip with a fishing rod)
Courtney: Come on put some muscle into it. Spin that reel.
Duncan: Can it sister! I'm reeling as fast as I can! (As he reels it to them an alligator eats it)
Trent: Hey! That alligator just took are briefcase.
Duncan: What are alligators doing in muskoka?!
(Back at playa de losers Chris and Chef were watching on the monitors)
Chris: Hmm alligators you're idea? (Chef nods and Chris chuckles)
(Back at the lake)
Courtney: Well don't just stand there. Go get it.
Gwen: Courtney the case is inside an alligator you can't just...
(Before she finish her sentence Duncan jumps into the lake to attack the alligator for the case. In process of chasing Ezekiel, Bridgette and Geoff out of the water he wrestles with the alligator)
Duncan: Come on give it up. (Punch's it in the stomach a few times and the alligator spits out the case) Yeah that's how we roll in my neighborhood.
Courtney: (Grabs the case) You did it. (Hugs him) My hero!
Gwen: Are you okay?
Duncan: I'm good I've had tougher fighters than him. And uglier.
(Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent then start running off with the case but then Izzy swings off a vine into Courtney knocking the case out off her hands and Eva takes the case and runs off with Beth and Izzy)
Duncan: Babe are you okay?
Courtney: I'm okay but where's the case?
Gwen: Eva took it. We need to get it back let's go.
(All four of them chase after Eva, Beth and Izzy but Trent trips and crashes into a moose. The moose then gets angry and chases Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent)
(Heather then arrives to see the three girls with the case)
Heather: Get back with that money right now! (Chases after them through the woods but they manage to fool her by hiding in the bushes as she races by then doubling back. She continues to run until she eventually slams right into a wall that simply has a forest background painted on it) This forest isn't even real! (Sees a camera at the top of the wall) Chris! Get down here right now! I mean it!
(At playa d losers with Chris and Chef who were watching everything on the monitors)
Chris: Wow she looks real grumpy. I'll just turn this down a bit. (Turns down the volume on the monitor) That's better. More popcorn?
Chef: Don't mind if I do.
(With Izzy Eva and Beth who had the but ran into Justin)
Justin: Hi girls.
Izzy: Oh no guy's don't look at him. He has powers.
Justin: Give me the case.
Izzy: Back off really hot guy.
Justin: I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. (Takes off his shirt)
Izzy: Wow he's too beautiful. (Gives him the case)
Eva: He's so pretty.
Beth: He deserves it.
Justin: Thank you. (Walks away with case)
Izzy: (Snaps out her daydream) Oh no where's the case?!
Beth: Oh no we gave a guy a million dollars.
Eva: The shame.
(With Heather who was climbing the wall Chris and Chef saw what she was doing on the monitors)
Chris: Chef you better get out there.
(Chef gets on a ATV to intercept Heather who had already got over the wall discovering that the island was close to civilization all along)
Heather: No way. You got to be kidding me? We were near civilization all along? (Something drops on her head) Oww! (Sees that a cameraman dropped a boom-mic on her. She then climbs up it into the balloon and pushes the cameraman out) Right now we'll see who's the boss around here. (She then starts heading towards the campgrounds)
(Justin was still walking with the case but runs into Cody, DJ, Noah and Owen)
Owen: I think you have something that belongs to us.
Justin: Come and get it. (Gets a chicken wing to the face) Ha that's the best you got?
Noah: Where'd did you get that chicken wing?
Owen: I've got an extra bunch from the party in my pocket want some?
DJ: Guy's focus. We've got a case to bring back and we're not falling for your pretty boy games this time. Now give us the case.
Justin: No.
Owen: (Whispers) What do we do now?
Cody: Look the paparazzi! (Justin poses but they run over him and take the case back) Pleasure doing business with you. (All four of them run off laughing until they reach the cliff)
Noah: Now what?
(A bear comes towards them)
Owen: Haha I'll bet it's Izzy pulling a prank. Izzy. (Opens the bears mouth) Can you hear me! (The bear roars at him) It's not Izzy. (All four of them scream and fall off the cliff but Cody manages to hold to edge of the cliff)
Noah: Pull us up! Pull us up!!
(Cody try's to pull them up but the portion of the cliff breaks away and they fall down the cliff only to have Owen's ankle become entangled to the boom wire)
Owen: Great flying hippie my ankle can't hold on much longer!
Cody: Heather save us! Pull us up!
Heather: Give me the case and I will.
Noah: No way!
Heather: Okay then. (Puts more air in the balloon making it go higher)
DJ: You wouldn't let us fall to our deaths.
Heather: Yes I would. You forget who you're talking too.
Cody: Guy's I think we should offer to split with her then...
DJ: Never!
Owen: Don't do it. I can save us. (Manages to reach up and grab the wire then pulls his team up to safety of the balloon basket)
Noah: Okay guys we're for now. And we're keeping the case.
Heather: Ha! We'll see about that! (Flys the balloon into the trees hopping to brush them off only to get a bear's ankle entangled to the boom wire)
Owen: Bear! (They all scream as the bear climbs up the wire towards the basket)
(With Ezekiel, Bridgette and Geoff)
Geoff: Any idea where the case could have gone.
Bridgette: The last time I remember Duncan punched the case out of an alligator and Izzy took it.
Ezekiel: So if we find Izzy will find the case. But knowing Izzy she could be anywhere. Maybe if I climb up that tree I might find her seeing that she likes climbing trees and swinging on vines.
Geoff: Not a bad idea homeschool.
Ezekiel: I can say the right things sometimes. That ponytail really makes your green eyes even more gorgeous Bridgette.
Bridgette: (Blush's) Oh. Thanks Ezekiel.
Ezekiel: Anytime.
(Confessional) Geoff: Is homeschool forgetting that Bridgette has a boyfriend? Which is me. He clearly has a thing her I can tell. But he better not try anything with her and a specialty not in front of me.
(Confessional) Ezekiel: Man I want Bridgette so bad. She's literally like the hottest girl I've ever met.
Bridgette: (Hears a noise from a distance) Do you guys here that? It sounds like someone screaming.
Ezekiel: I hear it to.
Geoff: Guy's look! (They to see Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent coming towards them still being chased by a moose) Run!!!
(Geoff, Bridgette and Ezekiel run off with the other four and the moose close behind)
(With Katie and Sadie who just walked out of the cave)
Katie: Justin hasn't come back yet.
Sadie: Should we go look for him?
Katie: Uh Sadie. (Pointing at something)
Sadie: Yes Katie? (Looks at what Katie was pointing to and sees some of the campers coming towards them while being chased by a moose) Oh no.
Katie and Sadie: Run!!!!! (Both runaway with some of the campers and the moose behind them)
(Heather's balloon started to float into the camp grounds and Cody, DJ, Noah and Owen manage to climb into the basket with Heather just before could reach them then Heather puts Cody in a headlock)
Cody: Guy's help!
Heather: Give it to me! I got us into the campgrounds it's mine.
DJ: No way sister!
Owen: Try to take that case and I'll make you wish you didn't.
Cody: Guy's maybe we could workout an arrangement...
Heather, DJ, Noah and Owen: NO!
(With Tyler and Lindsay)
Lindsay: Look at that pretty red and yellow cloud.
Tyler: Lindsay that's a hot air balloon. And they've got the case! Let's go. (Chases after the hot air balloon)
Lindsay: Wait for us red and yellow cloud. (Runs with Tyler)
(With Harold and Leshawna)
Harold: Is that a hot air balloon?
Leshawna: They've got the case! And a bear. Come on. (Chases after the hot air balloon with Harold)
(With the rest of the campers who were being chased by the moose)
Bridgette: Guy's the pool ladder run!
(Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Geoff, Courtney, Duncan, Gwen and Trent all climb up the pool ladder to get away from the moose once they were all up on the plank it starts wobbling)
Geoff: These's to many of us on here it's gonna fall!
Duncan: More that hot air balloon is gonna knock us over look!
(The hot air balloon was heading towards the diving board because Heather was to busy strangling Cody and the bear was almost in the basket)
Owen: We're going to hit! (The bear reaches the basket making Heather and the boys scream)
Noah: We have to jump for it!
DJ: Are you crazy? We'll all die!
Cody: He's right it's the only way. On the count of three. One two three! (All the guy's jump out of the balloon and Heather snatch's the case from Owen's hands. They land on the diving board causing it to wobble dangerously)
Heather: Suckers! I'll call you from my new mansion and...(Someone pokes her from behind) What?! (Sees it was the bear behind her and jumps out off the balloon on to the diving board. Then all the nine campers fight Heather for the case)
Leshawna: Ooh I am not letting it get away from me again. (Climbs up ladder and climbs over the other campers and she briefly touch's the case only for it to instantly fly out off Heather's hands and bounces straight towards the communal washroom)
Lindsay: Tyler I got the case!
Tyler: Way a go babe!
(Both of them then here a plane nosie and see Justin jumping out off Chef's plane allowing the plane to crash and he on top off Tyler)
Chris: Now how the heck did he get the keys to the plane?
Chef: (With an autograph picture of Justin) Uh I don't know.
Lindsay: Wow you can fly.
Justin: Ahh Lindsay may I please have the case? (Lindsay gives him the case)
Izzy: Not so fast pretty boy. Fire! (Eva and Beth then throw disgusting fish water at Justin from the roof)
Justin: Ahhh! My hair! Someone! Anyone! Get the smelly fish out off hair!
Izzy: Try this! (Puts a bucket on his head and pushes him to the ground and takes the case) Woohoo! I'm rich! Alright! (But she trips and loses and starts chasing after it along with Lindsay, Tyler and Harold. Meanwhile the diving board finally falls off of its support beams. While Katie, Sadie, Cody, Noah and Ezekiel fall into the green jelly pool below Owen, DJ, Leshawna, Trent, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff and Heather remain on the diving board which then slides off of the edge of the pool at an angle and continues sliding along the ground towards the dock at super speed sliding straight for Izzy, Harold, Tyler, Lindsay and the case just as they headed straight to the dock. All fourteen campers collide at once straight into the lake ending up in the water. As all fourteen emerge to the surface the briefcase is floating by itself in the water until a shark rises up beneath it and swallows it)
Leshawna: Great! Now what!
(Chris then arrives in a helicopter)
Chris: So you lost the case. Way to go. I didn't want to have to do this but since none of the fourteen of you officially won you all officially tie. Which means that you will all have a another shot at winning the million dollars. (All fourteen cheer) In season two.
(Confessional) Leshawna: Did he just say season two?
(Confessional) Heather: No way I am not coming back here.
(Confessional) Courtney: Yay! Another chance to win.
Duncan: No way! Forget this. I didn't agree to season two.
Chris: Actually you did. It's called the fine print. Read it live it love it.
Gwen: I hate the fine print!
Chris: As for the rest of you your treasure hunt ends here. Along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off being on this show. The good news though you'll all be watching all the action on season two from the sidelines.
Justin: Hey I want be on season two!
Beth: And me!
Chris: Fine print.
Geoff: Another season means another chance to win money. Yeah!
Tyler: I'm so winning this.
Harold: Not against my mad skills your not.
Chris: In exactly two days you'll all report to a brand new location for a whole new challenge and the last one standing will receive one million dollars. So don't forget to tune in to Total Drama Action!