From: fuckificare

To: BirchYouWeren'tExpectingATreePun

Sent: 4:03 PM 24 April 2017

Dear, Birch

Nah, it's okay. Your nagging feels like someone cares. It's nice, so don't apologize for it.

And no. I definitely scared him. He was shaking more than normal.

Besides, I looked like shit and was in a worse mood than usual.

Sincerely, Me