It was April 7th, 2013 and I was at East Rutherford, New Jersey. The matches were uncle thunder, Brian collins and Jordan oliver vs the shield, brother thunder vs Mark Henry for the WWE intercontinental championship, the garden state playaz vs Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler for the WWE tag team championship, cousin Thunder vs Fandango, me vs Jack swagger for the world heavyweight championship, chocolate thunder vs the undertaker, ihre damon vs Brock Lesnar in a no holds barred match and papa thunder vs the rock for the WWE championship. The first match was uncle thunder, Brian collins and Jordan oliver vs the shield. Uncle thunder hit Dean Ambrose with a Batista bomb and won the match alongside Jordan oliver and uncle thunder. The second match was brother thunder vs Mark Henry for the WWE intercontinental championship. Brother thunder hit Mark Henry with a twist of fate and was still the WWE intercontinental champion. The third match was the garden state playaz vs Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler for the WWE tag team championship. Daltono hit Dolph Ziggler with a ddt and was still WWE tag team champions with the bilf animal. The fourth match was cousin thunder vs Fandango. Cousin thunder made Fandango tap out by the crippler crossface and won the match. The fifth match was me vs Jack swagger for the world heavyweight championship. I hit jack swagger with a Tombstone Piledriver and was still the world heavyweight champion. The sixth match was chocolate thunder vs the undertaker. The undertaker hit chocolate thunder with a Tombstone Piledriver and won the match, thus ending chocolate thunder's streak. Chocolate thunder quit the WWE after he lost. The seventh match was ihre damon vs Brock Lesnar in a no holds barred match. Ihre damon hit Brock Lesnar with a sledgehammer and won the match. The main event was papa thunder vs the rock for the WWE championship. Papa thunder hit the rock with a wasteland and was still the WWE champion. We all lived happily ever after still as champions. I unified the world championships at money in the bank. End of chapter 29.
