As stated earlier, it is starting to deviate from the original trilogy, but I wanted to include the third act from the prequel trilogy, as well as an origin story of the Dark Side of the force.

"Check his temperature," Chris said.

Karin placed her hand on Peter's head.

"He's burning..."

"Do we have an ice pack?" Johnson said.

"Got it!" Newton said.

Newton placed the ice pack on Peter's forehead.

"Guys, I think he's not going to make it," Stan said.

"I swear to god that I will strangle that guy that shot my friend," Newton said.

"He's in jail now," Karin said. "And we're concerned about Peter. He's been through a lot."

"Hey! How about another story to past the time?" Unikitty said. "You did the Empire Strikes Back, do Return of the Jedi!"

"I think I have a better idea, I wanted to a Revenge of the Sith story and something original before tackling Episode 6," Newton said.

"Tell us!" Everyone said.

"Okay, this is the story of the battle of the heroes."

A long time ago... In the movie with one of the greatest musical scores in any film history...

Music: Let's do it again!

REVENGE OF THE SITH... (and something original).

Three years have passed since the Clone Wars. Anakin Skywalker was discovered as the Chosen One at the age of 9. Obi-Wan took care of him and raised him like a son for 13 years. However, Anakin's mother was captured by Tusken Raiders. Even after saving her, Anakin's mother died in his arms. Enraged, Anakin massacred the whole tribe. Even the women and children who had no involvement in the kidnapping. And for SOME REASON, it made Padme love him even more.

Also on a side note, there is a lot of talk of politics and stuff that no one cares about. Anyway, Palpatine was kidnapped by Count Dooku and Anakin and Obi-Wan have to save him.

Let's check it out!

We open to an infiltration on Grievous's flagship. Anakin (Cartman) and Obi-Wan (Garrison) were fighting off some droids. The two made their way to Count Dooku (Gregory).

"We meet again, Anakin and Obi-Wan. For the last time!" Dooku said.

"Not today, Dooku!" Anakin said.

Dooku fought Anakin and Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan was knocked out by Dooku's Force power. Anakin surprised Dooku by severing both of the latter's hands and taking his lightsaber. Dooku was helpless.

"Good Anakin." Palpatine chuckled. "Kill him."

Dooku looked at Palpatine.

"Kill him now."

The whole room grows silent.

"I... shouldn't..." Anakin said.

"Do it." Palpatine insisted.

Anakin decapitated Dooku.

"That's very convincing." Dooku's head said before croaking.

"You did well," Palpatine said.

The alarm on the ship blared out.

"The ship is going down!" Anakin said. "We need to escape!"

"Leave Obi-Wan! We don't have time for him!" Palpatine said.

"His fate will be the same as ours," Anakin said.

Anakin brought Obi-Wan and Palpatine on board his ship. They flew off just as Grievous (Nathan) fled too.

Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Palpatine made their way back to Coruscant where Padme (Heidi) was waiting for them.

"Anakin!" She said.

"It feels so good to see you!" Anakin said.

"I have great news, I'm pregnant!" Padme said. "We're going to be parents!"

While Padme and Anakin exchanged romantic moments with each other, the Jedi Council of Mace Windu (Chef) and Yoda (Butters) approached Obi-Wan.

"Obi-Wan. We've received reports on where General Grievous is." Windu said. "He's on Utapau."

"We need you to finish him off," Yoda added.

"I will," Obi-Wan said.

Anakin was informed of Obi-Wan's departure, but it didn't bother him much. What really got on was Palpatine, who offered him a position as master of the Jedi Council. So Anakin went to Mace Windu.

"Hm, while we do allow you as a member of the Jedi Council, we cannot allow you to be of Master Rank," Windu said.

"But the Chancellor! Palpatine allowed me to become Jedi Master of the Jedi Council!" Anakin said.

"I want you to spy on Palpatine," Windu said.

"I will." Anakin reluctantly agreed.

But it was getting late. Anakin went to sleep with Padme. Among his dreams was a vision of Padme dying during childbirth.

"Didn't sleep much?" Palpatine said to a tired Anakin.

"My wife... Padme..."

"Come with me," Palpatine said.

Anakin followed Palpatine to his secret room.

"I know how to save Padme," Palpatine said.

"How?"

"The Dark Side of the Force. Save the ones you love from death."

"Can I learn this power?" Anakin said.

"Not from a Jedi. From Darth Lord Sidious." Palpatine said.

"You! You are the Sith Lord!" Anakin said as he ran off.

Palpatine just looked at him.

"Windu!" Anakin said.

"Hmm?"

"I know who Darth Sidious is! He's Palpatine!"

"Are you sure, Anakin?"

"Yes. He told me himself."

"The Jedi Masters and I will deal with him," Windu said.

Windu and three other Jedi Masters left the room. But what Palpatine said about saving Padme...

"I have to stop Windu!" Anakin said as he followed him.

Mace Windu had Palpatine knocked down. Palpatine was horribly disfigured by his reflected Force Lightning. Anakin Skywalker ran in.

"Windu! What are you doing?" Anakin said.

"I'm killing Palpatine. He is the Sith Lord." Windu said.

"But I need him to save Padme!" Anakin said.

"Do it," Palpatine said.

"Anakin!" Windu said.

"NO!" Anakin screamed.

Anakin sliced off Windu's hand off, disarming him. Palpatine finished Windu off with a blast of Force Lightning.

"You have done well, Anakin," Palpatine said as he got up.

"But I-"

"Save the ones you love from death?"

"Yes," Anakin said.

"I hereby crown you as Vader. Go, and exterminate the Jedi." Palpatine said.

"I will," Anakin said.

Palpatine watched as Anakin ran off. Palpatine then went to the monitor.

"We're ready for your order sir." Commander Cody (Craig) said.

"The time has come. Execute Order 66." Palpatine said.

"Yes, my lord," Cody said.

As this happened, we pan to all planets in the galaxy. All of Jedi were busy fighting in the Clone Wars with their clone troopers until their troopers turned on them. The Jedi fought back but were overwhelmed by the troopers. While this happened, Anakin was busy chopping up children.

We move onto Padme who was watching the horror across Coruscant. C-3PO (Jimmy) ran up to her.

"It s-s-seems that Master Anakin has not returned to the Jedi Temple," C-3PO said.

"What do we do?" Padme said.

"I'm sure he's all right."

Meanwhile, Palpatine declared himself Emperor of the Galactic Senate. First, he turned the Senate into the Empire. Then, he declared that all Jedi are traitors, responsible for the Clone Wars.

Obi-Wan and Yoda made their way back to Coruscant to find out the truth. There they went to the security room where they found footage of Anakin with Palpatine as Darth Lord Sidious.

"No, that can't be. My student-" Obi-Wan said.

"You must confront him," Yoda said. "I'll deal with the Emperor."

"No, I can't," Obi-Wan said.

"He was twisted into the Dark Side."

Obi-Wan reluctantly agreed. But first, he went up to Padme.

"Obi-Wan, did you find Anakin?" Padme asked.

"No, But I learned a terrible truth about him. Anakin has turned to the dark side."

"No, that's not true," Padme said.

"I know, but the Chancellor was the one responsible for turning him to the dark side. I saw footage of Anakin killing younglings."

"I don't believe you," Padme said. "I can't."

"Padme, I must find him."

"You're going to kill him are you?"

"He has become a great threat."

Obi-Wan left the room.

Padme had traveled to Mustafar on her ship since Anakin was reported there. There she saw Anakin waiting for her.

"You're safe!" Padme said. "I was so worried about you."

"Of course I am," Anakin said.

"Obi-Wan said that you turned to the dark side. That you killed younglings."

"Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me."

"No. Obi-Wan wants to help you."

Anakin just laughed to himself.

"Anakin, all I want is your love."

"Love for what?" Anakin chuckled. "It won't save you. Only my new powers can."

"But at what cost? There's good within you!"

"I won't lose you the way I lost my mother."

"Just come with me. Help me raise our child. Leave everything else behind." Padme pleaded.

"Don't you see? We don't have to run away. I am more powerful than any Jedi. Together we will overthrow the Chancellor and rule the galaxy together."

Padme was horrified.

"It's true..." Padme gasped. "You really turned to the dark side. Obi-Wan was right."

"I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan," Anakin said.

"I LOVE YOU!" Padme said.

But Anakin saw Obi-Wan onboard Padme's ship.

"LIAR!" Anakin screamed. "You are with him! You brought him to kill me!"

Padme looked back and saw Obi-Wan standing fiercely in front of her.

"No, I didn't bring him!" Padme said.

But Anakin didn't want to listen. He force-chocked Padme.

"Let her go, Anakin," Obi-Wan said. "Let her go."

Padme fell to the ground unconscious.

"YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!" Anakin shouted.

"Your anger and lust for power have already done that," Obi-Wan said, readying his lightsaber.

Anakin took out his lightsaber as well. The two fought each other across the platform, and down near the lava.

"Anakin! Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" Obi-Wan said.

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil," Anakin said.

Obi-Wan then jumped over to a hilltop.

"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!" Obi-Wan said.

"You underestimate the power of the dark side," Anakin said.

"Don't try it!"

Anakin tried to jump over Obi-Wan, but the latter sliced his legs off. Anakin tumbled near the lava.

"You were the Chosen One!" Obi-Wan said. "It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force! Not leave it in darkness!"

Anakin struggled to get back up as Obi-Wan took Anakin's lightsaber.

"I HATE YOU!" He screamed.

"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you." Obi-Wan said as he walked away.

After the duel with Vader, Obi-Wan took Padme to Polis Massa, a planet within an asteroid field. There he discovered Padme was pregnant with twins. She named them Luke and Leia before dying.

"Wait, she dies?" A medical worker said. "She looked healthy to me."

Padme had died of sadness. But her final words...

"There is good in him, Obi-Wan..." She breathed.

After delivering Luke and Leia, Obi-Wan took them to separate planets so that Vader and Palpatine couldn't find them. Bail and Breha Organa (Wendy's parents) take baby Leia while Luke is taken to his uncle Owen and his aunt Beru. Meanwhile, Anakin was found and was revived as Vader.

"Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?" Anakin said.

"It seems that your anger killed her," Palpatine said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vader screamed.

But that was just the beginning. Vader and Palpatine watched the formation of the Death Star while Obi-Wan exiled himself on Tatooine. With Order 66 killing off all the Jedi to extinction, there were fewer than 100 Jedi living. The galaxy needed a new hope...

And that was the third act of Revenge of the Sith. But wait, there's more!

18 years later...

Former Jedi Padawan Cal Kestis (Peter Caldwell), along with his droid BD-1 (Karin) was examining a tomb.

"Cal, I need to tell you about something," BD-1 said.

"What is it?" Cal said.

It was strange for a female droid like her, but after being close to Cal and accompanying him on his travels, she couldn't help but feeling some romantic attraction towards him. But a droid and a human. No? Impossible.

"Hey, you saying something?" Cal said.

"Oh, it's just that I hope you know where we're going."

"I know where I'm going, BD-1," Cal said.

Suddenly, the ground below them crumbled into rubble, both of them were sent falling down below.

"BD! Are you okay?" Cal said.

BD regained consciousness and found her legs trapped under some rubble.

"Let me help," Cal said, using the Force.

Cal lifted the rocks out of the way. Unbeknownst to them, an Imperial droid was watching them.

"Can you stand?" Cal said.

BD tried to stand up. But one of her legs broke off.

"Gah! My legs!" She screamed.

Cal quickly picked her up.

"Let's take you back." He said, also gathering her broken off leg.

"Cal..."

"What?"

Cal looked to where BD was looking at. Up ahead was a tombstone labeled "Ajunta Pall". But that was not the only strange thing. Alongside with the grave, there was a lightsaber. But this lightsaber was of a different color when wielded. It had a black light with a white halo around it.

"Want to get it?" BD said.

"Duh!" Cal said as he took the saber.

"It's a... It's a..." BD stammered. "So cool."

"It's like a lightsaber, but it's... different. I think it's a... darksaber. But aren't we grave robbing here?" Cal asked.

"Relax. The Force Ghost of this Jedi will attack us if we steal this lightsaber." BD said.

"I hope not," Cal said, looking at a pile of rocks stacked neatly on the upper ground. "I think we have our way out."

Cal put the Darksaber into his pocket. He returned to the scrapyard where he greeted another scrapper who was his friend, Prauf (Chris).

"Long time no see, bud!" Prauf said.

"What's going on?" Cal said.

"There's a report from the empire. There has been a report of a Jedi around here." Prauf said.

"Oh no," BD said.

Prauf knew about Cal's Jedi abilities, so he kept it a secret from everyone else.

"You have to be more careful."

"I know, but I had to save BD-1."

"That's nice and all, but we can't just stay here and talk about it, we need to report with the other scrappers."

Prauf and Cal met up with the other scrappers. Two members of the Inquisitorius, Second Sister (Bebe Stevens) and Ninth Sister (Red), both wearing all black and masks covering their faces. The scrappers were all lined up, purge troopers were all armed with blasters, ice-cold rain poured down on the scrappers, stinging them with every drop.

"Is this all of them?" Second Sister asked.

"Yes." A Purge trooper said.

Second Sister approached the scrappers.

"We seek a dangerous fugitive. This fugitive is from the treacherous Jedi Order. Failure to turn in, and we will execute you all."

The troopers all readied their blasters.

"I-I think it's time someone came forward."

Prauf has turned himself in.

"I, uh... I-I been working on this the whole time. Even before the war."

"Prauf!" Cal said.

"Shut up!" A trooper said.

"I lied. I was a Jedi." Prauf said.

"Yes. You were." Second Sister said as she took her lightsaber, stabbing Prauf in the chest.

"NO!" Cal screamed, readying his lightsaber.

"Ooh, the real Jedi came forward." Second Sister teased.

Cal attacked Second Sister with his lightsaber, but Second Sister pushed him away with the Force. Ninth Sister grabbed Cal by the neck.

"I found the Jedi!" She exclaimed.

Ninth Sister threw Cal off of a cliffside.

"Wake up."

Cal regained consciousness. BD-1 was still okay, even though her legs were busted. But that was short-lived.

"He's still alive, Second Sister." A Purge Trooper said.

"Finish him." Second Sister ordered.

Suddenly, a Jedi Knight (Newton) jumped into action. He took out all of the troopers, forcing Second Sister to retreat.

"Who... are you?" BD asked.

Cal got himself back up. The Jedi Knight stared back at him.

"Thanks." He said.

"No problem." The Jedi said.

"What's your name?"

"It's Dash." The Jedi said. "Dash Arar."

"Nice to meet you, Dash," BD said. "This is Cal and I'm BD-1."

"What were you doing here?" Cal asked. "Aren't the Jedi fugitives?"

"We need to leave," Dash said.

Second Sister returned with reinforcements. Dash blocked all of the blaster fire.

"Run!" He shouted.

Cal and BD-1 followed Dash to his ship.

"You have a ship? No way!" BD gasped.

But someone was blocking their way.

"Ninth Sister!" Cal gasped.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Dash said.

Indeed it was. Second Sister had caught up to them.

"End of the road, Jedi!" Second Sister said.

Cal readied his lightsaber, but Second Sister knocked it out of his hands before he could strike. Meanwhile, Ninth Sister was dueling Dash.

"You're finished."

Another thought occurred to Cal, his darksaber! He took it out and readied it.

"What? Impossible!" Second Sister said. "Where did you-"

Cal sliced off Second Sister's right arm, disabling her. Then, while Dash was pinned by Ninth Sister, Cal sliced off Ninth Sister's left hand.

"We got to go, hurry!" Cal said.

The three made their way on the ship and took off. At that moment, Vader walked in.

"That was your one job! Kill the Jedi!" Vader raged.

"But-" Second Sister stammered.

"The Empire does not tolerate failure."

Vader force-choked Second Sister to death, He did the same to Ninth Sister. All of that was sensed by Yoda.

"Man, we couldn't have lived without you," BD said. "Thanks."

"Your welcome," Dash said.

"So you're a Jedi?" Cal said.

"Yes. And I can sense the Force within you too." Dash said.

"So I'm a Jedi. Does that mean we're on the run?" Cal said.

"Yes. And besides, I could use some more crewmates." Dash said as they blasted off into the galaxy.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Surprised that this isn't Return of the Jedi? Don't worry, next chapter.