The Wrath of Carol Pingrey

by Batdude365

After escaping from juvie, Carol Pingrey and her cohorts set out to capture Lincoln Loud again, by any means necessary... (Remake of “A Carol of Revenge”; cover image by therockmeister from Loud Booru; co-written by Harry65)

33. Chapter 33

(The next morning, Lincoln, Lori, and Lana are driving up to Great Lakes.)

Lincoln: "Oh, man. I can't wait to hang with Ronnie and Sid!" (to Lori) "What are you gonna do, Lori?"

Lori: "Make up for lost time with Bobby."

Lana: "Adelaide and I are going to the zoo!"

(Soon, they arrive at the apartment building.)

Lincoln: "We're here!"

(The three of them head into the apartment.)

CJ: "Lincoln and Lori are here!"

Lori: "Hey, guys!"

Lincoln: "Hey, guys."

Maria: "Ronnie Anne's in her room with Sid and Adelaide."

(Lincoln and Lana excitedly rush to Ronnie Anne's room.)

Lincoln: "What's up, you guys?!"

Sid and Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln!"

(Sid and Ronnie Anne both run and hug Lincoln.)

Sid: "It's been a while."

Lincoln: "You girls get boyfriends yet?"

Ronnie Anne: "Still looking, Lincoln."

Sid: "I got one myself."

Lincoln: "You mean Issac?"

Sid: "How'd you know?"

(Lincoln points to Ronnie Anne, while Sid glances at her.)

Ronnie Anne: "Sorry, Sid. It kinda slipped."

Sid: "It's okay."

Lincoln: "Lori came too, and I also brought L-" (looks around) "Hey, where's Lana?"

(Someone taps Adelaide's shoulder; she looks to the left and Lana pops up.)

Lana: "Surprise!"

Adelaide: "Lana!"

Lana: "It's great to see you again."

Adelaide: "And it's great to see my frog friend again."

(The two hop over each other as if they're frogs, as they laugh and heads to the zoo.)

Sid: (laughs) "How cute."

Ronnie Anne: "Let's pay the arcade a visit, guys."

Lincoln: "Yeah."

(In the mercado, Bobby is working at the counter until Lori comes in.)

Lori: (half-lidded) "Hey, Boo-Boo Bear…"

Bobby: "Babe!"

(Lori hugs Bobby.)

Bobby: "I didn't know you were coming over."

Lori: "Yeah, I decided to come to the city with Lincoln and Lana. So, what do you want to do?"

Bobby: "Well, I'm busy with my shift right now…"

Lori: "I guess I can hang in here with you, then…" (sits on the counter)

Bobby: "Fine with me."

(It cuts to Sid, Ronnie Anne, and Lincoln at the arcade.)

Lincoln: "Whoa! This arcade is sick!"

Ronnie Anne: "Perks of the big city, Linc."

Sid: (looks around) "Hmm… Let's go for the whack-a-mole."

(The three of them each go to a whack-a-mole station, as they each take their toy mallets and start playing the game.)

Lincoln: "These moles are gonna get it."

(The trio all play whack-a-mole, as they score a ton of points and tickets.)

Lincoln: "Look at it go!"

(The three continue to whack the moles, until the timer on it runs out.)

Ronnie Anne: "Time's up. Let's play skee-ball."

(The three of them gather their tickets, as they head to the skee-ball machine.)

Lincoln: "This is a classic game here."

(The three of them start the game, as Lincoln rolls the balls into the score hole.)

Sid: "I got the bottom hole..."

Ronnie Anne: "I got one of the higher holes!"

Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo!"

(Eventually the three of them continue to play arcade games until they got a large amount of tickets.)

Lincoln: "What are ya gonna get with your shares of the winnings, girls?"

Sid: "Let's see…"

(The three of them all look at the prize table to choose their prizes.)

Lincoln: "Oh, I'll get the pro controller and those two frog plushies."

Ronnie Anne: "Give me the soccer ball and that toucan doll."

Sid: "And I'll take the sun-shaped sunglasses with the animal book."

(Sid, Lincoln, and Ronnie Anne exchange their tickets for their respective prizes.)

Sid: "Why the frog plushies, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "They're a surprise for Lana and Adelaide."

(The three leave the arcade with their prizes.)

Ronnie Anne: "Anyone else hungry? Could really go for some pizza."

Lincoln: "Don't they have that one place with the deep dish pizza?"

Sid: "Yeah. I know exactly where it is."

(It cuts to the three of them eating from a box of deep dish pizza and making their way to the zoo.)

Ronnie Anne: "Phew. We made it."

Lincoln: "Where could those two little scamps be?"

(Sid glances at the sky to see both Lana and Adelaide riding on top of an elephant.)

Lana: "Hi, Lincoln!"

Adelaide: "Hi, Sid!"

Lincoln: "Hi!"

Sid: "How'd you get on that?"

Lana: "We were feeding the elephant some peanuts, and he gave us a ride!"

Adelaide: "Isn't that awesome?!"

Lincoln: "It is!"

(The elephant lowers its trunk as the two animal loving friends slide down it.)

Lincoln: "Did you guys have fun?"

Lana: "You know it!"

Ronnie Anne: "Come on, girls. Let's head back."

Lincoln: "Oh, here you go!"

(Lincoln gives a frog plush each to Lana and Adelaide.)

Lana: "Cool! Where'd you get 'em?"

Adelaide: "Ah, sweet! It's a froggy."

Lincoln: "I won them at the arcade."

Lana Adelaide: (hug Lincoln) "Thank you, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "No problem, kiddos." (ruffles both kids' hairs) "Let's see what Lori and Bobby are up to."

(Later, the kids get to the mercado, where they see Lori and Bobby making out and groping each other on the counter.)

Ronnie Anne: "Aw, sick!"

(Sid covers both Adelaide and Lana's eyes.)

Lincoln: (laughs) "I'm recording this…"

(Lincoln videotapes their making out session. Lori looks over to see the kids.)

Lori: (gets off Bobby; nervous) "Oh! Hey, guys!"

Bobby: "What's up?"

Lana: "Saw you guys wrestling each other."

Lori: (nervous) "Yeah, wrestling! That's what we were doing."

Bobby: "She was pinning me down good."

Lincoln: "Yeah, she was…" (moves his hands) "Wrestling..."

(Lori notices that Lincoln is recording them.)

Lori: "Hey!"

(Lincoln laughs, as Lori chases him around the store.)

Ronnie Anne: "Not around the store! Do you want to upset Abuelo?"

(Lincoln passes by Ronnie Anne and goes into the apartment building, with Lori close behind.)

Lori: (playful) "I'm gonna get ya, bro!"

Lincoln: (teasingly) "Try and catch me!"

(Lori runs faster, then tackles Lincoln to the ground.)

Lori: "Gotcha!"

Lincoln: "Okay, okay. You got me."

Lori: "Please delete that video."

Lincoln: (feigning) "Okay, I will."

(Lincoln goes to his phone and "deletes" the video.)

Lincoln: "OK. It's gone."

Lori: "Good. So, what do you wanna do now?"

Ronnie Anne: "I know! Let's head to the park!"

(It cuts to everyone at the park; they're all having a picnic on a hill.)

Lincoln: (sighs in content) "This is nice. Really wish Stella and Jordan could come along, though…"

Lori: "It's alright, Linc. They might be busy. Oh, I know! Let's take a picture together to remember this!"

(Lori bunches everyone together and takes a group selfie.)

Lori: "Ah, perfect…"

(It cuts back to Royal Woods where Lana, Lori, and Lincoln are discussing their day in the city with their siblings.)

Lana: "And after we fed the elephants, Adelaide and I took a ride on it!"

Luan: "The zoo let you do that?"

Lana: "Yeah, it was awesome!"

Lincoln: "And after that, we went on a picnic."

Lola: "We saw." (pulls her phone out) "Saw Lori's post."

Lincoln: "Lori…"

Lori: "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Leni: (takes out her phone) "It was totes cute. And we also saw what Lincoln posted earlier."

Lori: "What?"

Luna: "Yeah. The video of you kissing Bobby."

Lori: "Let me see that!"

(Lori takes Leni's phone and sees it's the video Lincoln took earlier.)

Lori: "LINCOLN!"

(Lincoln laughs, as he runs out of the room.)

Lori: "GET BACK HERE!"

(Lori chases after Lincoln through the upstairs hallway; he goes into his room and locks the door, then Lori crashes into the door.)

Lincoln: "I'm sorry, Lori! I had to!"

Lori: "You little sneak! Unlock this damn door!"

Lincoln: "Nope, and you can't pick my lock either!" (laughs)

(Lori pulls out a credit card from her pocket and slides it through, unlocking the door.)

Lincoln: "Hey, there…"

Lori: "Got you now, little bro…"

Lincoln: "It was only a joke, sis."

(Lori then walks up to Lincoln, who sulks, fearing for the worst.)

Lori: "I wasn't gonna hurt you, Linc." (ruffles his hair) "I can't stay mad at you."

Lincoln: (rubs his arm) "Sorry, sis."

Lori: "It's okay, Lincoln. Besides, Luna posted your time at the concert."

Lincoln: "She did what?!" (runs out of the room) "LUNA!"

(Lori laughs, as she walks out Lincoln's room.)

THE NEXT DAY…

(Lincoln is in the living room playing Minecraft on his laptop. Lori comes in.)

Lori: "What's up, buddy?"

Lincoln: "Nothing much. Just playing some Minecraft."

Lori: (laughs) "So, how did things go with Luna?" (sits next to Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "I was a little upset, but I can't stay mad at her…"

Lori: "So, what are you gonna do tonight?"

Lincoln: "I'm gonna watch a movie or two." (shuts off his laptop.)

Lori: "Say, you got room for one more?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing."

(Lincoln switches the TV to a comedy film, Lincoln is laying on Lori's lap.)

Lincoln: "Life is good. I want everything to stay exactly like this, and never change."

Lori: "Agreed."

(It cuts to the end of the movie where Lori is still up, but Lincoln fell asleep; he's smiling knowing that he got his oldest sister by his side.)

Lori: (happy) "He is so cute." (kisses Lincoln's forehead; in her mind.) "I wonder how Carol's doing in her new home… Hopefully, suffering from frostbite." (chuckles)

IN ALASKA…

(It cuts to a large penitentiary with high-level security, where a moose trots into a nearby forest. In said prison, a familiar yet furious blonde is seen pacing about in her cell.)

Carol: "Screwed over again… And stuck in a completely different state! This is pure bullshit! And it's really cold up here!"

(It cuts to Carol now on a bench in the prison yard, looking at a picture of the Louds with immense disdain and animosity.)

Carol: "You ungrateful, selfish, rotten, idiots! I almost had Lil' Linky and Whori, and you FUCKED IT ALL UP!"

(As Carol balls up the photo and puts it back in her pocket, her aunt sits next to her.)

Carol: "Auntie, you still got any connections with your friends?"

(Connie looks at Carol with a sad expression on her face.)

Connie: "No, my niece. The feds took all my members and split them up over several states."

Carol: "Shit…"

Connie: "Well, it isn't all that bad… We still have each other."

Carol: "I don't care about that! What about that sex trafficking empire you got? Maybe they can break us out!"

Connie: "Unfortunately, that got busted too and the members all got arrested. So, looks like we're staying here for a long time."

Carol: (distressed) "No, no! It can't end like this! I can't be screwed over a third time! Those damn Louds!"

Connie: "Well, could be worse. But it beats getting killed by their Linky, right?"

Carol: "I would rather die than be trapped in this frozen wasteland!"

Connie: "Come on. Cheer up, hon. There's more to life than going after the Louds."

Carol: "Are you kidding me?! What's more to life than getting our hands on Lil' Linky?!"

Connie: "Try doing something more meaningful with your life, Carol. The Louds aren't gonna be around to chase forever."

(Carol is taken aback at what Connie says.)

Connie: "You know, once I get out of here, I want to turn my life around. I'm not gonna go back to a life of crime. I'll get myself a legal job, like an accountant or a secretary. I suggest you do the same, Carol. You'd look really good in a suit."

(Connie then leaves Carol alone. It was at that moment, Carol knew, she went ballistic… Stomping around in fury…)

Carol: "NO! I won't accept defeat! I'm gonna get back at the Louds for sticking me in shitty Alaska! Even if it's the last thing I do! Lil' Linky's the only thing that matters to me!"

(Some of the prisoners, annoyed at Carol's constant yelling, slowly approach her while cracking their knuckles.)

Prisoner 1: "Hey! Will you just shut the fuck up?!"

Prisoner 2: "Yeah, just shut up!"

Carol: "Oh, yeah? Make me!" (angrily) "You rotten, arrogant low-life dicks!"

Prisoner 3: "That does it! Let's get her!"

(The prisoners begin to run at Carol, who quickly runs off.)

Carol: "Is it too late to take that stuff back?!"

Prisoner 4: "Hell yeah, it is!"

Carol: "Oh, man… Looks like I'm in even deeper shit than before…"

(Eventually, Carol gets cornered into the prison fence, with enraged inmates blocking each conceivable direction for escape.)

Carol: "Aw, fuck…"

(As it pans up to the sky, Carol screams as the inmates beat the shit out of her.)

THE END

P.S.: Based on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the remake, "The Wrath of Carol Pingrey", when compared to the original story, "A Carol of Revenge"?

Leave the number you see fit, as well as your thoughts and why you chose it in the comments.