"So, who should we rob next? The commissioner and the captain? Bruce Wayne? Everyone who works at Arkham or the GCPD? The mayor?" Joker asked as he piloted the sleigh through the city skyline.

Their first set of robberies in the sleigh were just random houses belonging to several civilians. Outside of a few dog attacks and nearly setting themselves on fire, they were able to leave behind presents and steal some objects.

As everyone was screaming out random names, Mr. Freeze looked down at the city below, still in awe about how everything was working without anything scientific supporting it.

"Interesting…" he said, unaware that Joker was driving to their next location.

Soon enough, the reindeer landed on one of the balconies of an apartment.

"Pengy, Eddie, you're next." Joker said while handing them the sack. "Find some good shit for us."

Riddler grinned and saluted him as Penguin groaned. The two snuck in with the sack in tow, immediately getting to work on stealing and leaving presents behind.

"Look, a Fabergé egg!" Riddler said as he proudly held up a fancy egg and placed it in the sack.

"I swear, Ed, if you make ONE comment—" Penguin began before pulling out a massive kayak. "Who the fuck asks for a kayak for Christmas?!"

His husband shrugged in response and grabbed a lamp, sticking it into the massive bag. Once they were finished, they went back outside and onto the sleigh.

Penguin took a deep breath and pulled out a present, handing it to him.

"Just take it. I…thought you might like it." he said.

Riddler opened it, grinning upon seeing a cane inside.

"Does it also double as a sword?" he asked.

"Uh, yeah…you can stab Batman with it."

Suddenly, Riddler hugged him and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.

"I LOVE YOU!"

Penguin looked back at the other villains watching them and shook his head, secretly enjoying it.

When the villains arrived at their next destination, it was Ivy and Two Face's turn. They were able to sneak into the next apartment and started grabbing whatever they thought would be useful.

"You're not taking the plant." Two Face said while flipping his coin and glaring at Ivy.

"Come on, Harvey. It would look lovely in my greenhouse." Ivy said, examining the poinsettia.

"You're NOT fucking taking it."

"Then, you shouldn't take that Politician of the Year award."

Two Face glanced at the plaque he took off the wall and groaned.

"Let's just take both…" he said. "Deal?"

"Deal." Ivy said with a grin.

With that, they went back to the sleigh with their findings.

"Don't take it personally that I let you take that stupid flower…it's just a Christmas present."

She smirked at him and ruffled his white and black hair.

"And I very much appreciated it, Harvey."

Two Face gritted his teeth in annoyance. This was going to be a longer night than he thought…

Soon, they were on the roof of a house in one of Gotham's many neighborhoods and Joker and Harley jumped out of the sleigh with the sack in hand.

"Can't ya believe that Croc broke that chimney at that house, puddin'?" Harley asked as she and her boyfriend went down the chimney.

"It was priceless! That family will be so confused when they see the destruction in the morning!" Joker said with a laugh, stepping out into the living room from the fireplace.

Once they arrived, they began taking lightbulbs off the lamps and small presents. Joker then took the cookies off the plate and placed mistletoe instead while Harley put the objects in the sack.

"I can't wait for someone to eat this…"

"And the cookies belong to us!"

With that, they went up the chimney and onto the roof, jumping back in the sleigh.

"Wheee! That was fun!" Harley said before handing him a cookie. "Hungry?"

"You can't drive a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer on an empty stomach. Merry Christmas, babe." Joker said as he took the cookie from her.

She smiled at him and gave him a quick kiss before drawing her attention to the cityscape below.

With that, they flew off into the night…