"Gray-sama please stay still it is time for your nap" a servant of the Stiri household said as she chased after Gray who was crawling away as fast as he could completely naked, a habit he had picked up somehow but everyone says he'll get over it when he's older.
"Ahhhhh" Gray cried cutely crawling away faster than a baby should do until he bumped into a pair of legs and looked up to see his grandmother staring down at him.
"Now Gray-chan I know your mother and father aren't here right now but it doesn't mean you can do whatever you please" she said picking him up.
"And whatever happened to your clothes" she said as she giggled at the sight of him which Gray joined in on.
"Mistress I'm so sorry I will put master Gray to bed straight away" the servant apologised while bowing.
"No worries dear I think I'll tuck this one in today" she said as the servant bowed and walked away.
"Alright now dear you have a nice long nap and don't let me catch you naked again" Mrs Stiri told her grandson while poking his nose making him giggle as she walked out, after a few moments Gray decided that it was best for him to go to sleep but before he did he noticed a very bright light coming from the window and was excited by it and flew out of the crib on his tiny devil wings over to the window where he saw what looked like a second son was rising as he began to hit the window in hopes of getting out to no avail, however eventually he held his hands against the window while resting causing the window to freeze and in the next hit the glass shattered luckily leaving him unharmed as he flew out the window towards the light.
"Hm wonder if that's enough" Dante said to himself looking up at his mansion that was completely covered in Christmas lights so much that it hurt looking at it for too long and magic circles from above sprayed fresh snow into the garden.
"Yeah that fine" he said to himself a he made his way into his house but then heard laughter from behind him and turning around he saw his captain's son butt naked and playing around in the snow, he stared at him for a moment until Gray caught sight of him and began to crawl towards him happily only for Dante to go into his house and slam the door shut.
"Not my problem I'm sure someone will go and get him" Dante's told himself as he went to go inside only to see Gray was there sitting on the floor I front of him.
"The fuck" he said to himself as Gray began to laugh at the expression he was making.
"How the hell did you get here you brat" Dante's said picking him up by his leg and bringing him up to his face only for Gray to blow a raspberry and in doing so released his magic power that froze Dante's head in a block of ice as Gray laughed at him only for Dante to punch the ice and break it.
"I mean it you little bastard, cause me shit and I don't care who your daddy is, I will spank your ass red" Dante shouted at him angrily as Gray looked at him for a moment before tears began to form in his eyes and he began to scream and cry.
"Shut up I don't care" Dante told him putting him down and planning to walk away only to notice that the house began to shake and looking outside he noticed the snow began to fall much quicker until he could only see snow outside.
"Oh crap" he said going to run towards the door only to slip on his way there noticing that the floor was frozen as well as everything else "oh this is just great" he said looking over to the cause of his problems, a baby "how the hell am I going to deal with this".
"Papa, *sob* I couldn't even protect papa, *sob* he was so happy when I became an angel" cried Irina as she sat by her father in a church medical facility in Kuou where her father Roy and Issei had been taken the former of who was still unconscious while the latter was having his face healed by Asia after he was bitch slapped unconscious, to the side the situation was being explained about how the two men had been poisoned by the evil dragon Yamata-no-Orichi, the plan was to take the two of them up to heaven to revive treatment however Mr Shidou wished to talk to them.
"Papa" Irina cried hurling herself into her father's arms as she cried about not being able to protect him while her father reassured her and attempted to comfort her before h began to explain the situation by telling of the man who had a tracked them.
"His name is Yaegaki Masaomi. He was a skilled Warrior of the Church, and previously my subordinate." He told them and went into explain how Yaegaki had fallen in love with a high-class devil from the Beal household which was currently under attack "Yaegaki-kun, I'm so sorry" Mr Shidou cried to himself.
"Boo hoo so sad I'm crying boo hoo" a bland voice said from behind where Roy was recovering as Zeref sat on the chest of Roy with his index finger pointed up as a black substance was being slowly drained out of Roy's body and into a big sphere on the point of Zerefs finger.
"Koi sarcasm" Zeref said making a peace sign.
"Z-Zeref-San" Asia cried in shock as her or any of the others had noticed the man their 'how long has he been their' Azazel thought to himself as he had never truly trusted the man.
"How do you do" Zeref said courteously Bowing his head.
"Just popping round to held dragons sin Roy Mustang" he said in his usual bland tone.
"W-who is this" Mr Shidou asked slight confused by the situation.
"Chief officer Shidou let me introduce the wolf's sin of lust of the seven deadly sins, the black Mage Zeref" Azazel said with slight scorn in his voice.
"Yo" Zeref said either ignoring or not noticing Azazel's tone as he gave him a one finger salute however that finger happened to be the one holding the black ball which as soon as he put it up to his head tore through the side of it leaving a gaping hole in the side of his head, the girls screamed in both disgust and shock as then men could only look on in horror seeing a man's head cave open.
"Is there something in my face" Zeref asked not bother by the sudden loss of weight as it soon grew itself back, questions were about to be asked but suddenly Roy let out a cough which made Zeref get off his chest.
"Oh, man that wasn't nice" Roy said sitting up on the bed.
"Zeref-San, did you just remove the poison" Irina asked hopefully.
"Yep" was Zeref's quick reply.
"Amazing, can, can you please help papa" Irina begged.
"Hm I see no reason why not" he said walking over to my Shidou.
"Now sir you will need to be asleep for this so brace yourself" Zeref said raising his fist making it clear he was about to knock the man out.
"Wait" Issei cried grabbing hold of Zeref's arm before it could hit Mr Shidou.
"Can't you just use a sleeping spell" he asked.
"I could but what would be the fun in that" Zeref said with a wink.
"Don't waste your time" Roy said to him now back in his feet.
"We have more important thing to do" Roy said in a commanding tone as he began to leave.
"Roger" Zeref said with a salute as he put his arm down and with a click of his fingers he teleported himself away.
"Please wait" Irina cried but she was too late as Zeref had teleported himself away.
"A pleasure talking to you" Roy said before he reached the door but as he put his hand on the door hanger another hand grasped his own.
"Please wait you have to help my papa" Irina begged him.
"He'll live with the help of heaven, I have stuff to do" Roy told her uncaringly.
"What is this I thought you were our ally" Rias shouted accusingly.
"Rias" Azazel said warningly.
"No alliance was ever made between us, the only reason why we work together is my captain's relationship with your pawn" Roy told her.
"Surely you don't mean to say if not for Issei you'd be on the enemies side" she demanded.
"Enemy?" Roy questioned.
"As far as I'm concerned all you Devils are my enemy I just so happen to hate one more than the other" he told her.
"Now, question me again and I might get angry" he warned as the room began to heat up.
"Enough" Issei shouted gains everyone's attention.
"Roy-san please leave" he asked calmly staring down at the floor, not seeing any reason to ignore the request he left.
"That man, how could he" Rias said angrily.
"Rias calm down" Azazel said.
"How can I, that man he practically declared war on Devils with that statement" she said furiously.
"And leaving a man injured when curing him would be so easy"
"Rias please calm down" Issei asked her calmly as everyone looked at him confuse by his mood and the casual why he addressed Rias which was out of character.
"Issei you can't mean to defend him" Kiba said.
"No I don't think what he did was right, but" Issei said solemnly.
"What Roy-san said about not being our ally, it's true without bro here he's allowing very strong and dangerous people to do as they please, and I don't think provoking them is a good idea" Issei told them.
"He's right as you saw that black Mage or that pesky Mustang don't care if we were to live or die, and let's not forget that one of their members is one of the biggest mass murderers in history" Azazel Warned.
"I-I understand" Rias said in a defeated tone.
"Come on you stupid brat, got your nose" Dante said to Gray pulling on his nose attempting to cheer the boy up and to unfreeze his house but this had the opposite effect as it seemed to make the baby wail even more causing long sharp icicles to form on his ceiling.
"Oh come on kid I don't want to have to destroy my house" Dante told the child.
"Wait why am I even talking to you, you don't even understand what I'm saying" he said as he pulled his gun out and held it in the air shooting upwards destroying the icicles that were about to hit him, this seemed to overjoy Gray as he began to laugh at the destruction caused.
"Oh I see got a thing for violence huh" Dante said looking down at the child with a smirk.
"Well it's a good thing you can't talk cus your mother wouldn't like what I'm about to show you" he said as Gray screamed in excitement.
"Dragons sin this is such a bore was it just out of spite you did not allow me to heal that man" Zeref said to Roy the two of them inside the greedy Raven which seemed darker than it was before.
"I did what I did, no point crying over it" Roy said in frustration his face contorted in rage.
"Your anger is building partner" Igneel Warned him.
"Then you need to hurry up and find that bastard so I can take it out" he said as he suddenly contorted in pain and clutched his chest.
"The rage and hatred in building inside of you" Zeref warned him.
"So find that devil bastard before I take it out in you" Roy shouted at him.
"Hm according to my informants looking for him would be pointless he is planning a large scale assault and will be leading it himself, it would be best for you to stay calm for now any more stress could lead to lasting affects" Zeref said in a way that made it sound he did not care whether or not he was believed or not.
"Ha and that was die hard what do you think little buddy" Dante told Gray as the two sat on the sofa watching action films from the human world as Gray seemed to enjoy them the most.
"Okay now the house is pretty much unfrozen, I should get dressed and head on back" Dante said as he was naked for all but his underpants as it was his home and he could dress how he dam well pleased, as he walked outside putting Gray in some cloth so he didn't get looked at weird for carry a naked baby he noticed that all around it had begun to snow.
"Huh well I guess I would enjoy someone else's company without drinking when hell freezes over" Dante commented watching as the young Devils who had never seen snow before playing outside, this brought back memories for Dante's of his mother who had always loved Christmas more than anything and would insist to his father that they would come out of hiding so that they could celebrate the holiday, and for that brief moment Dante felt no different from the other child, he was a happy boy playing in the snow with his family, soon Dante found himself in front of the Stiri mansion and after showing Gray to the shocked and terrified guards he was allowed in.
"Oh Mr I thought that I told you to get some rest silly, and what happened to your clothes" Mrs Stiri said to Gray in a jokingly scolding tone.
"Here I found your thing" Dante said thrusting Gray into her arms.
"It keeps getting into my house maybe you should put one of those collars with a tracker on it" Dante told her.
"*chuckle* Of course Lord Dante" Mrs Stiri told him as he walked off.
"Dana" a high pitch voice squealed as he looked around to see Gray looking at him.
"Dana Dana" he said then began to laugh trying to say Dante but failing.
"Oh my it seems that our little Gray is growing up" Mrs Stiri said happily tickling Gray on his cheeks.
"Whatever" Dante said walking away as he heard Gray crying.
"Dana" and laughing he couldn't help it as a smile came to his face "dam brat" he muttered to himself
"Chief officer Shidou has arrived here to revive treatment please make sure that he is comfortable" Gabriel informed the other Angels in heaven.
"Yes, lady Gabriel" the Angels bowed before departing, the beauty then proceeded to go in a walk around the top of heaven in the garden 'such hatred and violence in this time, I thought that after the War things would be different' she thought to herself as she made her way up to her sisters tomb stone only to see a familiar face sitting in front of it.
"Oh Dante-kun, it's lovely to see you again" she said.
"Oh hey Gabriel" Dante said giving her a quick glance then turning back around.
"How is it you came here, heaven is under strict security" Gabriel asked sitting down next to him elegantly.
"Yeah it is if you aren't an angel" Dante said as he spread his wings looking at his angel wings.
"Or at least half of one" he said then looking at his devil wings.
"Hm I think that half an angel is as good as a full Angel" Gabriel said as she said as she brushed her own angel wings against Dante's devil ones.
"And a half Angel and half devil is something that is very important for the future" she told him.
"Ha 10 years ago, a half breed like me was a freak of nature and my mother and father traitors" Dante said.
"Given the opportunity I would have been put down like an animal, and no one would care" he said.
"But now I'm the lions sin of sloth, no one talks shit to me or not to my face" he said getting a slap.
"You will not speak such words in your mother's grave" she said angrily but quickly retreated.
"I'm sorry that was a worse thing to do" she said sadly.
"Your very much like her you know that" she told him.
"I always thought I looked more like my dad" he replied.
"Maybe appearance wise, I only met Sparda once" she admitted.
"But deep down you how your mothers spirit a gentle one that seeks for good in the world not matter how hard you try, somethings a girl can see" she told him taking his hand as the two looked at each other as Dante took a hold of her face.
"Dante" she whispered to him as their faces slowly got closer together only for Dante to stop and pull away at the last moment.
"Your and arch Angel and I'm a Nephilim, you shouldn't fall because of me" he told her.
"Dante" she whispered in a pleading tone but the conversation did not continue as a large explosion was heard and the ground began to shake as an angel came flying in from above.
"My lady heaven is under attack, dragons have descended upon us" they shouted.
"Well they could not have picked a worse time" Dante said summoning rebellion.
"Right then which one of you idiots wants to go first" Dante said lazily standing up to a herd of evil dragons as one of the larger ones lunged at him with surprising speed though he was cut in half as he did as the two slices fell side by side to Dante who with incredible speed dashed at the other evil dragons who mindlessly attacked him only for Dante to avoid each of their strikes with intense precision and chopped of any limbs that came at him including several claws and a tail until Dante put his sword away and pulled out a shot gun unloading it directly into one of the dragons faces as it exploded then continued elbow a dragon that was coming at him from behind stopping it in his tracks before he blasted it without even looking.
"Enough of this I don't have the patients" he said getting rid of his shotgun and pulling out a smaller odd looking gun that fired bullets that attached themselves to the remaining evil dragons.
"When you get to hell, stay out of my neighbourhood" he said as the bullets exploded killing the remaining dragons and spilling their guts everywhere.
"Somethings wrong" Dante said to himself as he summoned his demonic battle axe only to see that it was hardly glowing red at all.
'It seems that my demonic powers are being suppressed by the strengthening of my angelic power' he thought to himself.
'Not good that'll put me at half my full strength if I'm lucky' he thought.
"Sir Dante" an angel cried flying towards him.
"Your comrades have appeared Roy mustang and the black Mage Zeref" the Angel told him.
"3 of the seven deadly sins are here, our victory is assured" another angel cheered.
'What are those two doing here?' Dante thought suspiciously.
"Hey buddy do we know who's attacking" Dante asked.
"Yes, it is the terrorist Rizevim Lucifer" the Angel replied.
"Lucifer. Oh shit" was Dantes reply.
Elsewhere in the guarded of Eden a fight was occurring between Rizevim Lucifer and Issei, Xenovia, Irina and Asia and while they had managed to deal some damage to the son of the devil King it was not quite enough and with the appearance of Lilith the other half of Ophis things did not look good for them even after arch Angel Michael and joker Dulio appeared with evil dragon coming at them from all sides and Rizevim about to teleport away.
"Rizevim the one who will defeat you will be Vali" Issei told him expecting these to be his last to him until their next meeting as Rizevim gave him a cocky smile his teleportation circle disappeared.
"Eh what is this" he shouted in shock.
"Koi poor Lucy-kun looks like you won't be getting away boo hoo" a sarcastic voice said from behind Rizevim and behind him Roy in his armour and Zeref became visible from being cloaked by Roy.
"Black Mage dam you" Rizevim shouted as Lilith stepped in between the two of them.
"Protect Rizevim" Lilith said.
"Zeref take care of the pests" Roy ordered as Zeref gave a nod and fired a black magic blast at Lilith who blocked it with one hand.
"Got you" Zeref said as black chains came out from the magic blast and wrapped around Lilith who could not break out of them as Zeref swung the chains to the left sending Lilith flying away to the side.
"I shall keep her occupied for the time being do as you will" Zeref said flying over to where Lilith had landed a good way away to not disturb them.
"Well looks like this is going in our favour right" Issei asked the other nervously as they all started at Roy suspiciously who had deactivated his armour allowing his face to be in full view with was bland but looking into his eyes you could see a fire.
"Oh Roy-kun it's been a while" Rizevim stated cockily only for Roy to quickly click his fingers as an explosion went off inside of Rizevim's mouth as he cried out in pain and was sent to the floor.
"It's surprising how flammable a tongue is, how easily it burns" Roy told him as he once again clicked his fingers as flames enveloped Rizevim as he cried out in pain.
"What's wrong nothing to say, you like to talk don't you" he shouted angrily clicking his fingers again and again and again as Rizevim continued to scream in pain as the flames consumed his body until eventually Roy stopped for a moment and Rizevim took the opportunity to take Phoenix tears that he had stored in his mouth and his body began to heal itself.
"Dam you mustang" he shouted.
"Dam me all you want Monster it won't save you" he said holding his hand out forming a fireball that continuously grew until it was massive in size and he threw it at Rizevim who moved quicker then Roy had expected and had avoided it leading it directly into the group that was in behind them.
"Dulio" Michael called as the two angels created a barrier to protect themselves and the small group however they did not have enough time to build up a high enough defence and the two of them were blown away and knocked unconscious.
"Michael-sama, Dulio-sama" Irina cried shocked and frightened at seeing two of heavens strongest fighters taken out.
"Partner you need to move away from here Igneel's partner has completely lost him mind in rage" Ddraig Warned Issei.
"You piece of shit" Roy yelled clicking his fingers as Rizevim tried to avoid it but I was useless as he was once again enveloped in flames.
"If you think you're leaving here alive then you're mistaken" Roy told him.
"But before you die you're going to confess to your sins" Roy said clicking his fingers.
"My sister, you kidnapped her, your son raped her and you tortured her child" Roy shouted and with each statement clicked his fingers as the intense flames slowly burnt the skin off Rizevim.
"Say it monster, say it and I'll let you die" Roy shouted.
"Gaahhhhh" Rizevim screamed inhumanly running directly at him though it did not help as Roy made his eyes exploded forcing him to use another Phoenix tear.
"Did you think coming up close would help, you're more of a fool then I thought you were" he said kicking him in the face then picking him up by the collar, punched in the face then threw him away.
"Admit it you bastard" he shouted again as he continued to barrage him with attacks.
"T-this, even though he's our enemy, doing this" Xenovia said uneasily watching Rizevim being tortured.
"Even so, it's not like we can stop him" Issei told her knowing they didn't stand a chance against Roy even if they weren't injured.
"Huff huff guh" Rizevim panted in the ground heavily injured and barely hanging onto life.
"Pathetic, this is the son of Lucifer" Roy said.
"I'd hurry and confess I won't be getting bored of this any time soon" Roy told him standing above him.
"Guh, never to a filthy human like you" Rizevim managed to grunt out.
"Human" Roy said in a strangely calm tone.
"No I'm Roy Mustang the dragons sin of wrath" he said stomping on Rizevim's hand crushing it.
"And you just made me very fucking angry" he said staring directly at his eyes as Rizevim could see a fire burning within them and Roy could see nothing but fear.
"Now then let's continue" Roy said bringing up his hands to click his fingers but suddenly turned left and then jumped back as a black beam came towards them and Lilith stepped in front of Rizevim.
"Lilith, protect, Rizevim" she said.
"What Zeref was more than capable" Roy said before he was cut off.
"He was more than capable, but not for 2 on 1" Dante said flying down on his angel wings holding Zerefs head by the hair.
"Surprise" Zeref said sarcastically.
"Dante what the hell are you doing captain left me in charge" Roy shouted.
"Yeah I listen to captain I'd help you if you wanted to do something else then possibly destroy heaven" Dante told him.
"I mean I don't care if you kill this idiot just do it where you won't destroy the home of a race I do happen to be half of" Dante said looking over to Rizevim only to see he had vanished.
"BASTARD" Roy yelled as he began to unleash his power as the whole area began to heat up.
"Yo kid take this" Dante yelled over to Issei tossing over Zeref's head.
"Hello" Zeref said blandly.
"Oh um hi" was Issei's response with an awkward smile.
"You don't want me to blow up heaven fine, I'LL BLOW UP THE PLANET" Roy shouted activating his armour and flying into the sky.
"Dante-san he can't be serious" Issei yelled in a panic.
"Uhhhhh" Dante said as he watched Roy create a fireball that seemed to double in size every second until it was impossible to see where it ended as Angels franticly flew away in an attempt to escape.
"No I think he's going to blow up the planet" Dante said in a manner rather to calm for the situation.
"WHAT DO SOMETHING!" Issei shouted at him before he fell to his knees and began sweating from the intense heat.
"Got it planned" he said picking the kids up and running away from the area.
"Please stop don't destroy heaven" Irina shouted but Roy either didn't hear her or didn't care.
"Kame" a voice shouted from below them.
"What is that I can feel a large amount of energy" Xenovia said.
"Hame" the voice said again.
"Forget large that's out of this world" Issei said.
"Yep" was Dante's response as he took a giant leap forward just as a giant blue beam came souring out from underneath them.
"HAAAA" the voice screamed as Roy as well as his attack where both enveloped in the light.
"Oh I see that was our plan, are you sure he isn't dead" Zeref said to Dante.
"Well only one way to find out" Dante said.
"You kids stay here I got some idiots to deal with" Dante said tossing the kids on the floor and making his way towards Roy.
"What the hell just happened" Issei wondered aloud.
"D-dam that Goku and Dante to" Roy said on the ground as he was barely keeping himself conscious and was heavily injured.
"Calm down Roy I couldn't let you destroy the planet now can I" Goku said flying up to him with a friendly smile.
"Well you could have at least chased after that devil bastard" Roy told him.
"Gee you're all ways like this after you come off from your anger streaks, super grumpy" Goku said then began to laugh.
"Grumpy, I'll show you" Roy said bringing up his hand to attack Goku while his guard was down.
"Hey Roy guess my favourite anime" a voice from the side shouted.
"What" Roy shouted looking over in the direction the voice came from but was met with a punch in the face that knocked him out cold.
"One punch man" Dante replied.
"Was that supposed to be a one liner or something?" Goku asked.
"*sigh* Way to ruin the moment" Dante told him.
"Dante-sama, Goku-sama" Gabriel said from above flying down with two other Angels one of which had Zerefs head in a cage.
"We thank you for your efforts" Gabriel said politely.
"But please can you allow us to take Roy-San into custody as we have your friend here" she asked.
"Oh my looks like I've been a bad boy" Zeref said in his usual bland tone.
"Take them into custody huh" Dante said.
"Yes for harming numerous Angels to get here including Dulio and Michael as well as almost destroying heaven the two of them will be taken into heavens custody" Gabriel informed them seemingly getting more into a business tone then her usual friendly one.
"Hey Zeref how long do you think it would take you and Roy to get out" Dante asked his decapitated companion.
"Depending on the prison and cell which I suspect will be custom made to hold us, a day maybe two" Zeref replied.
"Really, you must be losing your touch" Dante said.
"You guys should come train with me sometime it gets boring training in my own all the time" Goku said happily.
"No one wants to train with you Goku you take it way to seriously" Dante said.
"Awww" Goku said sadly.
"Excuse me Dante-sama but are you trying to make a point" Gabriel asked.
"I am seeing as the two you have in custody would have completely destroyed the place if we hadn't arrived I think it's best for everyone we save ourselves the bloodshed and don't do anything stupid" Dante said in a sharp tone of voice.
"Are you suggesting that if we apprehend your companions that you will resort to violence" Gabriel asked him sternly.
"Take it as you will lady Gabriel, but for everyone's sake I think it's best you let them go" Dante told her not liking having to talk to her in such a way but he knew that Roy was going to be pissed when he woke up and Zeref had no sense of morality so killing people in order to break free was not a problem to them, though he couldn't make them seem like blood crazed savages then the rest of the seven Deadly Sins would look the same, except for Alucard who he was pretty shore blood crazed savage would be a compliment.
"I thought you would be loyal to your mother Dante she would never allow such a thing to happen to a place she loved so much" Gabriel asked in a way Dante almost thought was pleading.
"My mother's dead, I won't be loyal to a ghost when the living need help" Dante said hating the way he made it sound.
"I see" Gabriel said turning around so she had her back to him.
"Conroy, please release the captive" she told the Angel holding Zerefs cage.
"Yes Gabriel-sama" Conroy said going to unlock the cage only to see it was already open.
"Na na na na na na" Zeref said in a teasing tine revealing himself in the floor as he rolled over to Dante.
"I see you have made your choice, goodbye Dante" Gabriel said turning her head to look at him one more time before she and her body guards left.
"Woah Dante, I didn't know you were such a good talker" Goku shouted excitedly.
"Indeed, lions sin I had no idea you possessed such diplomatic skills" Zeref said.
"It wasn't that hard I figured after an attack like what just happened they wouldn't dare try take us on" Dante said.
"Yes but it is strange lady Gabriel asked permission before attempting to arrest us, especially from you" Zeref observed.
"You trying to make a point" Dante asked him sounding slightly annoyed.
"No judging by your eye contact and body posture when you noticed each other it would suggest the two of you have close almost an intimate relationship" Zeref told him.
"Yeah chi chi always gets grumpy at me like that when I train to much" Goku said.
"Well let's just say it's complicated and leave it at that" Dante told the two of them.
"Emotions are always so complicated for me" Zeref said.
"Yeah and I don't understand women sometimes" Goku said.
"Ah my baby did you miss mama I bet you did" Serafall squealed happily hugging Gray hard after missing him so much.
"I could have done with some more beach but hey" Naruto said throwing a large pile of suitcases he was carrying on the floor.
"And I don't see why you needed 20 magic girl costumes" he told her grumpily.
"It's good that you've returned now darling you wouldn't want to miss this one's first Christmas" Mrs Stiri told her.
"After all you already missed his first word" she said.
"WHAT!" Serafall screamed in both shock and horror.
"His first word nooooo" she cried.
"It was mama wasn't it, because you missed me so much or was it boobs because your papa has corrupted your poor sweet mind" she cried to her child who looked at her confused.
"No dear his first word was" Mrs Stiri said but was interrupted by Gray shouting
"Dana" as he noticed Dante had just walked in.
"Son of a bitch" Naruto cried as he delivered a flying kick to Dante head as he was sent flying through a wall.
"Oh my dear perhaps you should calm down a bit" Mrs Stiri suggested.
"Kick his butt honey no one tries to steal my baby" Serafall yelled at her husband encouraging him on as Gray laughed on in her arms seemingly enjoying the violence.
"Screw you" Dante yelled as he propelled himself towards Naruto and head butted him in the stomach though Naruto reduce the impact with death energies and then grabbed Dante and dropped him to the ground.
"You you're trying to steal my Gray aren't you" he cried with tears running down his eyes.
"No tell your brat to leave me alone he's annoying" Dante said tripping Naruto over by spreading his wings over his feet and then elbow dropped him as the two then proceeded to roll around on the floor fighting.
"And he keeps freezing my shit" Dante said going to punch Naruto in the face but he avoided it and Dante on he's through the floor.
"By the way you have a nice tan" Dante suddenly said but in an oddly angry tone.
"Thank you it was lovely in Dubai" Naruto said in the same tone of voice.
"Oh is that where you went I heard that it is a lovely place though a bit awkward for women" Dante shouted.
"Yeah she went out in her costume I almost pissed myself from people's reaction" Naruto shouted before head butting Dante before Dante then head butted him.
"Ga ha ha ha ha" the two of the laughed getting up.
"But seriously tell your kid to leave me alone" Dante told him.
"*sigh* Men" Mrs Stiri sighed to herself.
"Roy, oi Roy old buddy old pal wake up" Naruto told his friend back in the greedy Raven attempting to wake him by bopping him on the head.
"Huh what the" Roy said groggily as he rubbed his head.
"What happened to me I feel like I just got hit by a reference" Roy said.
"You got angry again and nearly blew up the planet" Naruto told him.
"How long was I out" Roy asked "a couple of days lucky you, you didn't have to worry about all those sleepless nights, it's Christmas" Naruto told him as he put a Santa hit on Roys head.
"I have a beard as well don't I" Roy asked.
"That you do" Naruto said pulling on the fake white beard and then releasing it.
"Thought you could have a seasonal disguise, not that it matters cus Issei and a few of his friends saw your ugly mug" Naruto told him.
"Ugh, I let my guard down, but seeing him" Roy said as the room began to heat up.
"Hey don't get angry again it's not like you have a secret identity anyway you just might get some odd looks from the if you pass them on the street" Naruto said firmly before he got up and began to walk out.
"As you can understand I won't ever leave you or Zeref in charge again be thankful that no one was injured or I might have gotten angry" Naruto told him.
"Leaving me here alone at Christmas" Roy commented in fake sadness.
"I have to be round my parents thought they might like to see Gray seeing as they bought him way to much stuff even for a high class Devils heir, they wanted to see old Basara, but you know how it is" Naruto replied.
"Oh yeah kind of sucks their national tragedy had to happen the same day we celebrate Christmas" Roy said "yeah, well I'm going feel free to stop by insure mum and dad wouldn't mind seeing you" Naruto told him as he walked out the door leaving Roy alone.
"Merry Christmas" the Hyoudou family and guests cried in their home celebrating together thankfully after all the events that had happened only a few days earlier.
"Man, this is awkward I hardly know anyone here" Naruto told his mother.
"Well why don't you leave and I'll keep little Gray-chan here" Mrs Hyoudou told him.
"You know Christmas is a time for family" he told her.
"Exactly and Gray-chan can stay with his grandma and you can enjoy your Christmas with your friends" she said picking up Gray and kissing Gray on his nose as he laughed happily.
"Well I invited Roy over but it didn't look like he came" Naruto said.
"You know if this kid doesn't turn into either a spoilt brat or a psychopath I'm going to be amazed" Naruto said rubbing Gray on his head.
"Nonsense our little Gray will be a doctor or a judge" she said.
"Honey we have another visitor" Mr Hyoudou shouted to his wife as Roy walked in still in his Santa disguise.
"Hm who might you be?" Mrs Hyoudou asked him confused as the others gave him looks that ranged from confusion to fear to hatred.
"Mrs H don't you remember me" he said taking off his Santa disguise.
"I've grown up a bit but it's me Roy Mustang" he said with a smile as the crowd looked on in shock.
"Did he just" Rias said sounding slightly bewildered at seeing the man's face after he had taken so many precaution to hide it.
"Oh Roy-kun" she said walking over to him and kissing him on both cheeks.
"It's been far too long, oh just look at you" she said.
"Issei, you remember Roy he was your brothers friend when you were small" she told her youngest son.
"Oh, um yeah, I uh" Issei said slightly bewildered.
"Oh don't worry I've already caught up with Issei I've actually been in town for a while" he told her.
"Well it's a shame you didn't come earlier, Naruto's wedding was quite something though his best man was quiet a weirdo" Mr Hyoudou commented as Naruto suddenly began to burst into giggles.
"Uh huh" Roy said frustratingly as he realised he must have looked pretty stupid in that disguise as well as finding out the Hyoudou family didn't recognise him at that time.
"Well why don't I introduce you to everyone, the adults first I think" Mrs Hyoudou said a she took Roy over to Azazel Dulio and Grisilda.
"Oh my god that is going to be the most awkward conversation ever" Naruto said to himself while giggling.
"Hey bro how come Roys here" Issei asked his brother.
"I invited him over" he told him.
"Are you sure that okay especially after he almost, you know" Issei said referring to a few says ago when Roy nearly blew up heaven.
"Well that wasn't entirely his fault" Naruto said earning him a.
'Oh really' look from Issei.
"Yeah I'm serious it's his sacred gear because it's not a proper one it has trouble dealing with its hosts powerful emotional serge's which is what sacred gears do best so he kinda loses his mind" Naruto told his brother.
"Still" Issei said.
"Yeah he still has anger issues" Naruto admitted.
"Dragons sin of wrath" Issei said.
"That he is" Naruto said as the doorbell went once again.
"Who could that be" Naruto said opening the door to see Goku holding a big sack over his shoulder while a nimbus cloud floated begin him.
"Merry Christmas" he said dropping the sack to the floor causing a large bang and cracks to form where it landed.
"Dam Goku what are you carrying in there" Naruto said.
"Oh no I just put some weights in here so I could train while delivering gifts" Goku said happily.
"Of corse you did" Naruto said accepting the three gifts for him and he presumed for Roy and Alucard.
"Well merry Christmas buddy" Naruto told him.
"Thanks man you wana come in" he asked.
"Sorry I can't me and Gohan have to" he said looking down at his leg.
"Huh, Gohan where'd you Gohan" Goku said looking around looking for his son as a wailing sound suddenly came from inside.
"Wahhhhhh" Gohan cried attempting to run away from Gray although it was pointless as he had grabbed hold of his tail.
"Hahahahaha" Gray laughed as he was dragged along the floor Gohan seemed more afraid of Gray then weighed down by him.
"What's going on here?" Roy said noticing the noise and going to investigate and seeing the two children.
"My oh my look at what the two of you have done" Roy said looking at the damage the kids had done by running which included holes in the walls and upturned furniture.
"I'm surprised I didn't hear it before" he told himself before crouching down to their level.
"Looks like someone's in trouble" he said condescendingly to the two of them only for Gray to freeze his head followed by Gohan head butting him sending him flying into the destroyed room.
"Oy what's going on in here" Naruto said walking into the room.
"Oy Roy you dick are you still mad, did you have to take it out on this room" Naruto told him.
"What, no it was" Roy said pointing over at Gray and Gohan who were both just on the floor rolling around and laughing.
"These two fellas come on" he said picking the two of them up.
"Ah Gohan there you are" Goku said.
"Wow Roy are you still angry" Goku said.
"No I'm not" he yelled breathing out fire and burning one of the sofas.
"Really come on man" Naruto said kicking the fire out.
"I I I" Roy splutters.
"Screw it I've lost here" he said.
"Say captain would you mind looking after Gohan I've got a lot of stuff to do and it looks like he's enjoying himself" Goku asked.
"Yeah sure" he said putting the two back down only for Gray to grab Gohan's tail and it all began again.
Elsewhere back in hell another person was celebrating Christmas in his own way.
"Well ain't this a lovely way to spend the holidays" Dante said sarcastically as he sat in the main study sipping wine.
"I heard that you were giving up on alcohol" Gabriel said walking into the room.
"It's Christmas I'm treating myself" he told her.
"And to be alone in such a day, do you not wish to spend time with friends or family" she asked him concerned.
"I like to spend Christmas alone and besides I'm running a little low on the family part" he said.
"Some friends came be as close as family if you allow them" she said then stopped only a short distance from him as he suddenly leaped from his chair taking her into his arms and kissed her passionately as she grabbed hold of his shirt hard almost ripping it as she allowed him to kiss her only delegating when they needed to breathe.
"Dante" she whispered to him causing him goose bumps.
"We, we can't do this anymore" she said pushing him away and looked away not being able to look in his eyes.
"I'm an arch Angel I can't live like this eve may have been able to but I cannot" she said.
"So that's it then" Dante said.
"It is, I'm sorry I wish I could but I do not have the courage" she said turning away from him.
"Well then you better leave if you stay in hell much longer you might actually realise there's a world outside of heaven" he said earning himself a slap as Gabriel ran out as he stood there for a few seconds before a chuckle sounded throughout the room.
"My such a ladies man Dante" a voice said in the shadows as Dante pulled out a pistol and aimed it toward the source.
"You have 10 seconds to explain what you're doing here" he said.
"No need for such a tone brother" the person said stepping out of the shadows revealing himself to be a silver haired young man with blue eyes that looked like Dante.
"It's time for you to shed the disguise you have been wearing all these years and re-join your true family" he told him with a smirk.
"*sigh* those two have too much energy for their age" Naruto said tucking Gohan into bed in a spare room and was taking Gray to his crib in the Hyoudou house.
"You sleep well now little guy" he said putting Gray in his crib then making his way downstairs and sitting down on the sofa only noticing that Issei was there asleep once he had sat down.
"Not a bad idea" Naruto said leaning back and going to sleep as Issei fell as his head landed on his shoulder though he didn't wake up and as he looked over to Issei he didn't see his brothers face but his eldest son though that was corrected by a couple of winks.
'Basara, his name is Basara' he thought to himself.
'What else do I know about him' he thought as he mentally sighed.
'Being a father isn't as easy as I thought' he thought closing his eyes.
'Are you up there Sarah laughing at me for being so pathetic or cursing me for failing' he thought before drifting off to sleep.