It was April 6th, 2014 and I was at New Orleans, Louisiana. The matches were papa thunder vs triple h, uncle Thunder, Brian collins and Jordan oliver vs Kane and the new age outlaws, brother thunder vs cesaro for the WWE intercontinental championship, cousin thunder vs Bray Wyatt, ihre damon vs the undertaker and me vs Batista vs Randy Orton in a triple threat match for the WWE world heavyweight championship. The first match was papa thunder vs triple h. Papa thunder hit triple h with a wasteland and won the match. The second match was uncle thunder, Brian collins and Jordan oliver vs Kane and the new age outlaws. Brian collins hit Kane with a glorious ddt and won the match alongside Jordan oliver and uncle thunder. The third match was brother thunder vs cesaro for the WWE intercontinental championship. Brother thunder hit cesaro with a twist of fate and was still the WWE intercontinental champion. The fourth match was cousin thunder vs Bray Wyatt. Cousin thunder made Bray Wyatt tap out by the crippler crossface and won the match. The fifth match was ihre damon vs the undertaker. The undertaker hit ihre damon with a tombstone piledriver and won the match, thus ending ihre damon's streak. Ihre damon quit the WWE after he lost. The main event was me vs Batista vs Randy Orton in a triple threat match for the WWE world heavyweight championship. I double speared Batista and Randy Orton and was still the WWE world heavyweight champion. We all lived happily ever after still as champions. End of chapter 30.