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A/N: Sorry for these being late, I was sick the weekend before Christmas or these would have gone up last week. So I hope you had a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or whatever holiday you celebrate and have a safe and Happy New Year.

So here's a mass update of all my stories for the end of the decade!

Beta: Jebest4781, Chaos-PSD, and Arkham Knight22.

Chapter XXXIII: Shinobi Dis-Sabled.

Last Time.

He then followed Flash to an old warehouse where after talking to the doctor, heard that the chemical he was injected with was killing him as it's not ready to work on the human body before he saw the two men he's been stopping, limp in asking about a cure as well.

Naruto dropped down and slammed the heads of the men together knocking them out before dodging a bullet. Looking up, he saw Zellner holding Flash at gunpoint before walking off. And missed Naruto shoot a small tracking device out of his right hand.

Later, in the subway, Shinobi crashed through the window of a train and saw Zellner holding a weak-looking Flash before Iron Man, and Thor flew in.

"Give up, Zellner."

Zellner topped the gun as Flash blacked out.

A few days went by as Iron Man with the help of Hank was able to synthesize an antidote for Flash and the criminals having them get back to normal.

Now.

New York City, Naruto's Penthouse.

"Where the hell did I put it?"

Naruto was looking through the drawers of his large wooden desk before hearing a voice behind him.

"Looking for something?"

Looking over his shoulder, he saw Rachael with pink stripes in her hair wearing a pink tank top and faded blue jeans.

"My camera, getting some extra money covering that press conference."

"This one right here?" She asked picking up a camera from a small table by his door in the hall.

"Yeah." He replied walking up to her and reached for it.

Only for her to pull it put it out of his reach and smiled. "It'll cost you~!"

Naruto smiled himself as he leaned in and kissed her before reaching down with his right hand and squeezed her left cheek.

"Get a room you two."

Pulling from the kiss, Naruto saw his roommate in black and green leggings and a black shirt. "Jealous-Oof!" He grunted as Rachael elbowed him.

"Be nice."

"I'm just teasing," Naruto said before walking out with his camera bag and pets Colt on his way out.

New York City, Mayor's Office.

Naruto put his camera to film as he recorded the mayor introducing a visiting Dignitary, Mr. Tremaine.

In a construction site a few blocks over, a woman was aiming at the mayor with a green-tinted scoped rifle.

She as long silver hair pulled into a ponytail, silver eye shadow and silver eyes, She's wearing a silver bodysuit that has holes in the shoulders and white design on the shoulder blades and arms. She also has a white belt on and two straps around her left thigh with white matching thigh-high boots.

This is Silver Sable, real name Silver Sablinova, an assassin.

"Poison dosed in?" She heard a man's voice over her comms.

"It didn't circulate as I expected it to… Go to plan B."

She saw a van move from the conference as the mayor and Tremaine walking to the limo in front after policemen checked it for bombs. She then took a shot once both men were inside and attacked a silver bullet to the back that had a timer counting down from five minutes. Silver then looked in the scope and saw Naruto turn towards her with his camera

Down below, while filming, Naruto turned to the crowd ad saw the bullet on the back before curing and ran to an alleyway. Shinobi ran out and jumped across the rooftops before throwing a rope once getting to the bridge and swung down onto the limo.

"Stop the car! There's a bomb on the back! NOW!"

Slamming the brakes, Naruto got in the driver's seat and hit the gas to drive off the bridge before jumping out before it got too far below the bridge.

BOOM!

The limo exploded as it fell into the water before Naruto left back to the alleyway and got his gear and clothes. Once getting on top of the roof, Naruto looked to where the conference was before looking to the building that was being built.

Later, Daily Bugle.

"Here you go."

Naruto dropped the sim card from his camera on the desk in front of Whitney who put it on her computer. "Interesting." She said as he raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Out of everyone there, you're the only one to get pictures of Shinobi going after the limo.

"Lucky I guess," Naruto said with a shrug, putting his hands in his pockets.

"No… It's your instinct. You've got a nose for news."

"If you say so." He said before she raised her hand as she came to the part of the mayor leaving.

A Few Hours Later, Silver Sable's House.

In a large empty room, Sable and one of her men, a muscular Caucasian with tattoos on his arms and camouflaged pants.

"There!" She pointed as the footage showed Naruto's reflection on the limo.

"I don't see anything."

"That's because they edited the footage. I saw that guy with the camera staring right at me." She replied crossing her arms over her bust as the film turned to the reporter.

"And thanks again to ESU student Naruto Uzumaki for that exclusive news feed."

"And now we know who he is."

"Silver Sable, we were hired to do a hit alright? Why-!?"

"If I paid you to think, I'd have already asked for my money back," Sable said glancing back before looking to the TV. "Prove to me you're worthy."

Getting up, she walked in front of the desk as the man got in front of her with nun-chucks. She then had retractable silver batons come out of her sleeves. Getting in their stances, they dashed to each other as Sable dodged or blocked the man's attack before quickly disarming him and put her baton to his throat.

"Note to self: Get someone tougher than Buzz Cut. Maybe the local girl scouts."

The man tried to attack, only for Sable to backhand him in the chest and onto the floor. "(Groan) Tell me what you need, I won't let you down."

Sable retracted her batons, flipped over, and wrap his nunchucks around his throat. "I need that tape. Find me this Naruto Uzumaki before I lose my friendly disposition."

Morning, ESU.

Naruto whistled as he walked to the outside coffee shop and ordered a latte.

"Hey, you aware of what today is?"

Looking over his shoulder, Naruto saw Harry and Peter walking up to them. "Friday?"

"Yeah, but without the question, end of the week, playtime! No study night."

"You don't study any night." Naruto joked taking a sip of his drink. "I gotta do something for work but can meet up somewhere later."

"Really?"

Looking to his right, Naruto saw his girlfriend and M.J. walking up. "I didn't hear anything about work," Felecia said walking up to him.

"… Yeah, got some drafts to send to my publisher and looking through anything I took pictures of, for the Bugle."

"Oh," Felicia said thinking it was about his new roommate.

"Naruto, why don't you invite your new roommate?" M.J. asked missing the twitching eyebrow of Felicia.

"Roommate?"

"Yeah, a childhood friend moved into town and I offered her a place to stay."

Harry smiled at that and moved to Naruto. Only to stop seeing the look in Felicia's eyes.

Night, Naruto's Penthouse.

Naruto was typing on his computer before seeing a red light on the back of his desk blink. Turning the light off, Naruto went to his door and saw Sable with a pistol and a scanner and two men with double-barreled shotguns looking around.

BANG!

And shot out the lights above. Naruto narrowed his eyes before sticking to the door once they got to his office. 'Good thing Amora and Colt went to Felicia's to get ready.' he thought as the door was pushed open.

One man looked around before the second closed the door and saw nothing was there. Naruto, on the ceiling, followed after the men into the living room the floor below.

"It's not here," Sable said looking at her scanning device.

They started to walk out before Sable pointed her pistol at the ceiling.

BANG! BANG!

And took several shots before looking up to see nothing was there before leaving. Naruto walked out of the shadows and looked to see a bullet lodged in the ceiling before pulling it out. Going up to the attacked, Naruto quickly changed into his costume before jumping out of the window.

Seeing a van pulling out, Naruto dropped onto it and saw Sable inside before waving. "Sup?" He asked before being shocked off.

Rolling on the street, Naruto got up and was hit into the sidewalk as a car stopped to hit him making him lose the van. "Shit!"

An Hour Later, Murphy's Bar.

Naruto met up with the others and Amora in the bar, explaining why he was late.

"Are you alright?"

"Did they take anything?"

"Did they touch my stuff?" Amora asked wearing a green shirt and black pants.

"In that order, yes, no, and no they did not touch your stuff. Said something wasn't there."

"The only thing that I can think of that isn't there now, is your photography equipment," Amora said taking a sip of her drink getting Naruto's eyes to widen.

"They must be after that, thinking I shot something that they're in!"

Going back to his house after getting his camera, Naruto brought the full video he shot of the mayor and brought it up on his TV. He saw something when filming the construction sight and zoomed-in seeing Sable aiming at him. "I think she was one of the ones who broke in," Naruto said as Felicia leaned forward while she sat beside him.

M.J. who was on the other side leaned forward as well. "With that hair color, she can't be hard to ID."

Going to a S.H.I.E.L.D. criminal database, Naruto brought up Sable's profile as well as being number three on the wanted list.

"Silver Sablinova A.K.A Silver Sable wanted for assassinations, terrorism, extortion, and covert operations. A mercenary for hire but only goes after other criminals."

"What does she want with the mayor?" Amora asked from the back of the couch with Harry.

"Didn't keep his promise as a politician?" Naruto joked missing a glint on the other side of the street as Sable's men watched them with heat vision goggles.

Across the city, Shinobi saw Sable rappelling from a gun shop before dropping down. "Little late for shopping, isn't it?" Naruto asked before she quickly turned and her men appeared behind him with shotguns.

"Shinobi, guess you don't know a girl only likes being chased… Up to a point! How'd you track me?"

"You have a thing for 30mm carbine tracer bullets, only sold here illegally. Why are you going after the mayor, you only go after criminals… Politician joke aside." Naruto said as Sable leaned to him.

"Things aren't as they seem. Now, do you walk away, or do they start shooting?"

Naruto jumped in the air and backflipped before landed behind the men and slammed their heads together. "See ya!"

The men gained their bearings and took shots at Naruto who disappeared as he threw a smoke bomb down. Just then, the van pulled up having her man get out and open the back door showing Harry, Amora, Felicia, and M.J. tied in the back. The hidden heroine and Asgardian looking to each other knowing they had to hide since not only was Harry and M.J. there, but the man broke in before they had a chance to get out of sight.

"Problems?"

"He got out before I got there, but he'll come running for them."

Daily Bugle.

After calling in a tip to the police, Naruto studied the tape again and zoomed in on Sable before seeing a plate on the case for the rifle. Zooming in on it, he tapped to flip the name and searched for the person.

"J. Perkins..."

A picture of a woman who looked like Sable but with black hair in a bob cut came up. "That's the assistant to the mayor… So, Silver Sable is also the assistant! So, she had plenty of time to kill him, must be after someone else!"

Fast forwarding the tape, he saw Tremaine and the mayor talking at the bridge before his cell phone rung. "Hello?"

"Is this Naruto Uzumaki? The person who filmed the mayor's attack?" He heads a female speak.

"Yes... Who's asking?"

"Someone who you don't want to make angry. I've already been to your apartment." She said as he narrowed his eyes.

"In that case, I know more than you think. You're Silver Sable and you're after Tremaine."

"As long as that stays a secret, your friends will live. If you're not where I tell you to be in ten minutes, or the cops show up instead, your little friends are landfill. Central Park, West 65th."

Sable hung up as Naruto put his phone away and stood up and called the police.

A few hours later, Shinobi found the van and slammed the two men guarding it into the ground knocking them out before opening the door. "You guys alright?" He asked pulling them out before seeing monitors inside before getting in and turned on the news showing Whitney reporting on the hijacking of the mayor's limo speeding towards the bridge.

"Gotta go!" He yelled running off.

Running on the buildings, Naruto saw the limo before diving into it, went to the windshield, broke it and pulled Sable's rifle out. Sable then put the limo on cruise control before pulling the handcuffed mayor forward to drive as she got on the roof.

"I know Tremaine's really your target!" Naruto said standing up.

"He's not who you think he is! He's really an international terrorist known as the Piranha! He was inserted into the political circle ten years ago, worked his way up the European Union Post precisely to get what's being handed to him, access to the President!" Sable explained attacking Naruto as they made it to the bridge.

"Who do you work for?

"Let's just say my benefactors have the Commander in Chief's best interests at heart! I've got all the evidence on my palm pilot, now let me do my job!" She yelled before the limo swerved off where Naruto drove off the other day before metal balls attached itself to the limo and had thrusters push it back on the bridge.

"Hope I'm not too late."

Looking forward, Naruto saw Iron Man flying up with the limo before looking to see Sable was gone. "Just in time to take the glory."

Later, the police arrived and arrested Tremaine with the evidence from Sable as Naruto answered questions. And missed Sable looking through the trees on the end of the bridge.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781, Chaos-PSD, and Arkham Knight22.

Sorry for these being late, I was sick the weekend before Christmas or these would have gone up last week. So I hope you had a safe and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or whatever holiday you celebrate and have a safe and Happy New Year.

So here's a mass update of all my stories for the end of the decade!

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.