A/N: It's been foreverrrrrrrr! But I made A's in all of my classes so...that matters right?...Right?!I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! I wish I could tell you that there was a reason for this madness, but sadly, there is not. Things have been pretty tense with the crossover happening right? Hope this relieves some tension! Love you!
Forever&Always
Saturday (9:23am)
lenaeclipse: Karaaaaaaaa…
lenaeclipse: Come over I miss youuuu!
donutqueen: Lol, Good Morning to you too, my love!
donutqueen: I'm finishing up at the DEO now!
donutqueen: (I'm gonna stop and get us breakfast too!)
lenaeclipse: Yay! GOOD MORNING!
lenaeclipse: Do you have any plans for today?
donutqueen: Hmm, let me check my planner.
donutqueen: Hmph, the only thing it says is "Love and cherish Lena".
lenaeclipse: Oh my god
donutqueen: That's what it said yesterday and that's what it says for tomorrow and the day after that.
donutqueen: Weird.
lenaeclipse: You are such a dork
donutqueen: Oh please, you love me
lenaeclipse: God, I really do
lenaeclipse: What do you want to do today?
lenaeclipse: Did you want to go to that pie eating contest? I can't remember what time it starts but I saw the flyer on your fridge.
donutqueen: Firstly, I wanna do whatever you wanna do.
donutqueen: Secondly, the contest was earlier this morning.
donutqueen: In Canada.
lenaeclipse: CANADA?! How'd you even find out about it?
donutqueen: I went to go put out a fire in Ontario a few weeks ago.
donutqueen: Also I'm a part of a food contest forum where we talk about different contests around the world.
lenaeclipse: Jesus, Did you at least win?
donutqueen: Obviously.
lenaeclipse: Fuck yeah! That's my girl.
donutqueen: I dedicated it to you! I'm gonna bring the trophy to your place and you can put it with your other awards!
lenaeclipse: You…want to give the trophy to me?
donutqueen: Of course I want you to have it! I won it for you!
lenaeclipse: Please get your cute self over here. I want to kiss you!
donutqueen: Yes ma'am!
Damnvers/Whore-El
Saturday (12:27pm)
gunscotch: im an idiot
donutqueen: not new information but continue
gunscotch: I did something stupid & u CANT yell at me
donutqueen: Oh Rao….
donutqueen: What'd u do?!
donutqueen: OH RAO did you actually drop the ring in the Grand Canyon?! I can't believe this!
gunscotch: wat?! No! I haven't even asked yet!
gunscotch: and I wouldn't do that! Im not that clumsy
donutqueen: lol yeah right okay
gunscotch: …anyway
gunscotch: I forgot the ring home
donutqueen: WHAT THE FCKUING HELLLL?!
donutqueen: wHAT THE acTuAL fCUK!
gunscotch: u said u wouldn't yell!
donutqueen: I never agreed to that!
donutqueen: Alex I literally asked you if u packed it and u said yes!
gunscotch: I thought I did! I got distracted!
donutqueen: distracted by what?!
gunscotch: maggie…
donutqueen: r…...u…..kidding….me?!
gunscotch: no. she was lookin like a snack….dem thighs
donutqueen: alex… I swear
gunscotch: can u blame me tho?
donutqueen: Yes! I can absolutely blame you!
gunscotch: …fair. Can u bring the ring or not?
donutqueen: You better be lucky me and lena just finished having sex. Otherwise u would've had to wait
gunscotch: ew gross
donutqueen: Absolutely not gross. Lena's nipples were extra perky today and I love that.
gunscotch: wow, love a perky nipple. Blessed image.
donutqueen: u thinkin bout my lady's nipples? The fuck dawg?!
gunscotch: ive literally seen lena naked kara
donutqueen: FUCKING WHEN?!
gunscotch: when u two decided it was a good idea to have gross sex on my kitchen counter?!
donutqueen: ah good times
gunscotch: absolutely not good times
donutqueen: Send me a pic of Maggie's boobs
gunscotch: What?! No! wtf?! Why?!
donutqueen: Because! You've seen lena's so it's only fair that I get to see Maggie's! so send em!
gunscotch: No! plus I thought u saw them that time u caught us on the couch!
donutqueen: I mean yeah, but I didn't really get a good look
donutqueen: im just tryna see
gunscotch: Hell no u perv!
donutqueen: send the pics or I wont bring the ring
gunscotch: r u fucking joking?! That's blackmail!
donutqueen: Pfft. Hardly. Maggie wouldn't mind.
gunscotch: I'm telling Lena! u….u WHORE! WHORE-EL
donutqueen: Pfft! Lena wouldn't care!
donutqueen: also I just dropped the ring off on the balcony
donutqueen: You're Welcome!
gunscotch: thanks! I owe u one! Maggie just woke up!
donutqueen: You can pay me back by sending me pics of maggie's tiddies
gunscotch: IM TELLING LENA!
GayMess
Saturday (1:04pm)
gunscotch: LENA! kara is being unfaithful!
donutqueen: Damn. Do you need some ice? Cause your shoulder must be hurting from that reach
yourmagjesty: lmaooooo amazing thing to wake up to
lenaeclipse: Lol, and how exactly is she being unfaithful, Alex?
gunscotch: she keeps trying to get me to send her pics of maggie's boobs!
yourmagjesty: aghjurbglhgha flattered but wtf kara
lenaeclipse: Lol! Yes she told me about that.
donutqueen: it's only fair because Alex has seen Lena's boobs before!
yourmagjesty: WHAT?! WHEN?!
gunscotch: we both saw them when they were FUCKING ON MY KITCHEN COUNTER!
yourmagjesty: oh yeah lol
lenaeclipse: that was a good time before we got interrupted
gunscotch: it most certainly was not
gunscotch: could we please focus on your perv of a gf?
donutqueen: Not a perv. I just believe in fairness.
yourmagjesty: i mean…she's got a point. I've seen Lena's boobs thousands of times
gunscotch: WHAT?! WHEN?!
donutqueen: the fuck dawg?!
donutqueen: Lena wth?!
lenaeclipse: It's no big deal
yourmagjesty: its really not
donutqueen: I beg to differ!
gunscotch: ^^^^ !
lenaeclipse: Then beg.
yourmagjesty: beg hoes
gunscotch: wait…lena does that mean you've seen maggie's boobs before?!
lenaeclipse: of course. Nice ones
donutqueen: Aye wtf dawg?!
donutqueen: Lena you think about other girls' tiddies?!
donutqueen: What about mine?!
lenaeclipse: Kara I experience your boobs every day. I'm in love with them.
yourmagjesty: "experience" lmao
donutqueen: Boobs are an experience. An art form. A lifestyle.
gunscotch: damn gotta agree
yourmagjesty: Would pay good money to watch kara do a TedTalk on boobs
lenaeclipse: the thought of that makes me wet
gunscotch: ALRIGHT TOO FAR
donutqueen: that's sexy as hell
gunscotch: please can u guys stop interrupting our romantic weekend with filth?
lenaeclipse: romantic weekend? Alex I saw u pack hot cheetos and noodles in your bag before leaving
donutqueen: damn that sounds good right now
yourmagjesty: god
gunscotch: don't come for me lena
donutqueen: aye maggie send me dem tiddy pics
gunscotch: NO
yourmagjesty: only if u send me pics of urs
lenaeclipse: NO
gunscotch: Margaret please
donutqueen: bet
gunscotch: kaRa do NOT send pics of ur boobs in the group chat I aint tryna see em!
donutqueen: well I wasn't gonna but I will now
donutqueen: bestboobsinthegalaxy. j p g
donutqueen: Ya welcome
lenaeclipse: I'm in love with those.
lenaeclipse: And those abs are just *chef's kiss*
yourmagjesty: damn nicest alien tiddies I ever seen!
donutqueen: I'm flattered!
lenaeclipse: Maggie stop looking at my girlfriend's boobs!
yourmagjesty: she sent a picture! Am I just supposed to ignore it?!
gunscotch: YES!
lenaeclipse: YES!
yourmagjesty: lol nah
donutqueen: send me them detective tiddies
yourmagjesty: detectivetiddies. j p g
yourmagjesty: enjoy those
gunscotch: gorgeous boobs. Everyone should be jealous
donutqueen: Damn those are nice! It'd be better if Alex wasn't in the picture tho :/
gunscotch: oh fuck all the way off alien boob girl!
lenaeclipse: Yu know what?
lenaeclipse: Alex send me pics of yours
donutqueen: THE FUCK DAWG?!
gunscotch: Bet. Send me yours too
yourmagjesty: EXCUSE ME?!
donutqueen: Can't believe my girlfriend is cheating on me with my sister.
yourmagjesty: same….such betrayal
lenaeclipse: I-
gunscotch: the hypocrisy of it all
donutqueen: ALEX DO NOT SEND YOUR BOOBS IN THE GROUP CHAT OR I SWEAR TO RAO
gunscotch: well I wasn't gonna but now I will
donutqueen: well that came back to bite me in the ass
gunscotch: TaleofTwoTiddies. j p g
yourmagjesty: best tiddies I ever saw
donutqueen: EW ALEX PLS
lenaeclipse: Damn very nice! And where'd you get those jeans?!
gunscotch: they're kara's actually!
donutqueen: When'd you take those?!
gunscotch: doesn't matter. I wear them better anyway
yourmagjesty: oh damn
yourmagjesty: she's right though
lenaeclipse: I beg to differ, but speaking of better…..
lenaeclipse: TiddyTime. j p g
gunscotch: agajahddsfgj
donutqueen: HOT DAMN
donutqueen: THOSE ARE THE BEST BOOBS EVER
donutqueen: LOOK AT EM! LOOK. AT. THEM!
yourmagjesty: whew gotta say dem melons are nice sis
gunscotch: Blessed image. We're gonna print it out and hang it above our bed
yourmagjesty: ew no she's my sister!
lenaeclipse: Flattered!
donutqueen: Aye the fuck?! Stop looking at my woman's boobs!
gunscotch: u just told us to?
yourmagjesty: ^^^
lenaeclipse: It turns me on when you call me your woman….
yourmagjesty: unnecessary.
gunscotch: we didn't need to know that
donutqueen: welp….gotta go have sex! BYE!
gunscotch: ew.
yourmagjesty: gross.
TheOneWithoutAlex&Maggie
Saturday (5:24pm)
alwayswinning: Any updates on our favorite lesbians?
YourRouler: we're doing fine thanks for asking!
bannedfromchilis: That's embarrassing. He obviously meant Jess and I.
bannedfromchilis: We're fine by the way.
lenaeclipse: I'm the biggest lesbian there is. I've never even seen a man before.
donutqueen: Can confirm that Lena has never seen a man.
Sassquez: I saw a man once. I looked accidentally tho. Still regret it til this day.
TheCatGrant: I've seen several men before. 2 out of 5 stars. Wouldn't recommend.
whoyagonnakal: Sigh. Why is it that anytime someone asks a question in this group chat, it never gets answered right away?
thethirdolsen: ^^^
Shocked&Upset: I don't even know what a mahn is. Is that how u spell it? Mahn?
stayinyourlane: I think it's mann with two n's
stayinyourlane: could be wrong tho
Barney: I'm a man! You all have seen me!
Barney: It's spelled with only one n.
whosthatgirl: ….Sigh.
Barney: Oh. Nia has explained to me that you all were joking. Understood. Please continue! I find it quite humorous now!
NiaSangria: i-
donutqueen: Well, now that that's cleared up…
donutqueen: No updates so far! But Alex did text me this morning to tell me that she forgot the ring at home….
YourRouler: ?!
stayinyourlane: wat a dummy
thethirdolsen: how the hell did she leave it?
spacedad: I'm sure there's a good reason. Alex is responsible.
DamnSam: mhmm mhmm right.
TheCatGrant: We'll pretend to believe that.
TheDailyLane: ^^^ I'm pretty sure the reason is extremely irresponsible.
lenaeclipse: Oh hell yeah. She was quote, "Distracted by Maggie"
whosthatgirl: god
donutqueen: yeah apparently Maggie was "lookin like a snack" and QUOTE, "dem thighs"
alwayswinning: dats gay
spacedad: Sigh.
Shocked&Upset: dgazkjdgha;kjg;ja lmaooooo
DamnSam: spacedad Lol remember when you thought there was a good reason? Lmao
spacedad: Samantha please.
YourRouler: lmaoooo isn't she supposed to be like…the best the DEO has to offer?
Barney: Alex is really good! She's always telling me that it's important to keep my head in the game and stay focused!
Sassquez: I guess she just really wanted her head between maggie's thighs
whoyagonnakal: EW
lenaeclipse: adjfghajdg lmaooooo
TheDailyLane: Apparently all training and credentials go out the window if you're a gay girl looking at some nice thighs
Shocked&Upset: Damn. I can't even disagree?
donutqueen: Yeah I once flew into a billboard when Lena sent me a pic of her in her new bra.
spacedad: Inappropriate.
whoyagonnakal: Kara please
bannedfromchilis: Must have been a nice bra!
donutqueen: Better than nice! I was drooling above National City.
lenaeclipse: National City should be so lucky
NiaSangria: ok well that's gross
spacedad: Could we please move back to talking about appropriate things?
spacedad: Do we have any more information on the engagement?
stayinyourlane: buzzkill but good question
donutqueen: I don't know anything else yet. I think they're both planning to propose sometime tomorrow, so #TeamAlex, we'll be collecting our winnings then.
lenaeclipse: A very bold assumption from the team who forgot their ring. Embarrassing.
whosthatgirl: Okay okay, let's not start this. It's just a friendly wager.
donutqueen: Are you with us or not Jess? Now is not the time to be a traitor.
whosthatgirl: i-…#TeamAlex
donutqueen: And there you have it.
lenaeclipse: Yes, there you have it. #TeamAlex. The losing team. It's sad really.
stayinyourlane: Psh! you ever think that maybe Alex needed the ring this morning because she wanted to ask tonight?
whoyagonnakal: Excellent point! Don't underestimate our champion.
YourRouler: your champion? Ur champion is already behind in the game!
thethirdolsen: Yeah! your so called champ is distracted by tanned thighs. Gimme a break!
Sassquez: she's weak and gay. She doesn't stand a chance!
NiaSangria: ^^^ sorry but it's already been proven that Alex is gonna fumble
TheDailyLane: Oh please! I've seen Maggie trip over herself and drop a plate because Alex was bending over.
Shocked&Upset: ^^^^^^ straight facts!
alwayswinning: *gay facts
donutqueen: Don't worry team, they're in denial now, but they'll have to accept their defeat tomorrow.
lenaeclipse: Such strong words from a woman that's eating noodles with her fingers right now.
DamnSam: exposed
NiaSangria: Yum! What kinda noodles?!
stayinyourlane: sounds good tbh
TheCatGrant: Kara, do you know what a fork is?
donutqueen: Lena's all talk. She likes it when I use my fingers.
lenaeclipse: Hm, indeed I do.
whoyagonnakal: it takes talent to make every conversation filthy
thethirdolsen: are there any boundaries anymore?
spacedad: Very inappropriate.
A/N: I already know who's going to win but I won't spoil it! However, get ready because in the next chapter it's gonna get pretty chaotic!
And don't worry, I'm still writing one shots and I'll be posting them soon!
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