Okay, now we need to finish the Star Wars thing. So one more time! Note that this story is shorter than the previous two.
The kids all sat in their seats, all of them looking down. Even Mr. Garrison.
"Okay, children. Now we all know that Peter is on the brink of death, but we need to carry on." Garrison said. "Now, who can tell me what happened to Robin Williams in 2014?"
Before anyone could say anything, everyone heard marching. When they looked out the window, an army of Ginger Kids were arriving all led by Scott Tenorman.
"Oh no..." Stan said.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Music: One! More! Time!
STAR WARS: RISE OF THE JEDI...
6 months have passed since the Empire has fallen. The Rebels were victorious. But the remains of the Empire were still out there. The Rebels have sent scouts to exterminate the remains of the Empire.
But a dark force was awakening...
We open in space. A ship known as the "First Order" was flying around the area.
"You got anything?" Dash (Newton) said.
"Nope. Nothing at all." Cal (Peter) said.
"I can't believe Leia would send us out like this. The Empire is destroyed, what else is there left?" Dash said.
"Dash, do you know where we are?" BD-1 (Karin) said.
"Ugh, it's not appearing on the radar." Dash said.
"Look!" Cal said.
The three spot an Imperial ship heading straight for an ice planet.
"It's not Hoth." Dash said. "It's the planet Ziost!"
"Ziost?" Cal said.
"We can't head there now. We need to report to Leia."
The three made their way back to Coruscant, where Leia (Wendy) and Han (Stan) were leading a new government.
"What did you find?" Leia said.
"We found an Imperial ship heading to a planet known as Ziost." Dash said.
"Ziost?"
"I heard stories of that planet." Dash said. "This is where the Empire began."
"We will launch our strike immediately-"
"Wait!" Cal said.
"What is it?"
"We need to know more about the planet before we can attack it."
"That's true." Leia said. "You will head over to Ziost to find information about this."
"Yes, Leia." Dash said.
The three made their way back to Ziost and entered the ice planet.
"Okay, got ship disguised as an Imperial ship, got stormtrooper outfits, we're ready to go in." Dash said.
Cal and Dash put on the outfits and got off the ship. There they saw a bunch of scattered Imperial ships all grouping up together in a ruined empire. The two joined the others as the troopers arrived in front of a cloaked figure (Callum).
"Master Palpatine is dead sir." A former Empire commander said.
"These kinds of stuff happen." The cloaked figure said.
"Dude, I thought the Empire would not tolerate failure." Cal said to Dash.
"Fellow Imperial troopers! Your Emperor, Palpatine has failed you. With the death of Palpatine, I was able to conjure enough Force energy from previous Sith Lords to bring myself back from death!" The cloaked figure said.
"Who are you?" A stormtrooper asked.
The figure unmasked himself, revealing to be an ordinary man.
"I am Ajunta Pall."
"Ajunta Pall?" A stormtrooper asked questioningly.
"Ajunta Pall..." Cal and Dash gasped.
"I was the first Sith Lord and founder of the Empire. Palpatine was just a puppet in my order. Even though he failed, we can still reinstate the Empire!"
"Yeah!" All of the Stormtroopers cheered.
"We got to go and warn the others." Cal said.
Cal and Dash turned to leave, but they were stopped by two other Imperial troopers.
"What are you doing?" One of them said.
"We were just leaving." Dash said.
"To where?"
"Tatooine." Cal added.
"Sure. Go ahead."
The Imperial troopers left them. Cal and Dash made their way to their ship, but..."
"Freeze!"
Busted. The troopers have discovered lightsabers inside their ship, signifying that they were Jedi. They took Cal and Dash, along with BD to Pall.
"We found Jedi among our rank." A Imperial trooper said, unmasking them. "What should we do to them?"
Pall just looked at them.
"Spare them." Pall said.
"What? But Palpatine... Order 66..."
"I ask you to spare them." Pall said. "I will deal with these Jedi."
"As you wish."
The Imperial troopers left Cal and Dash to Pall. Pall locked them in a cell.
"At least I can say that we were not executed." Cal said to himself.
"But, the others..." BD said.
Back on Coruscant, no word was obtained on Cal and Dash. Leia had sent out a scouting team on Ziost to search for them. Of course, no word on them was announced too. Meanwhile, Pall was reorganizing the remains of the Empire and was preparing to launch an attack on Coruscant.
"All units, attack!" He ordered.
The Empire headed to Coruscant and started their attack there. The rebels fought back, but the reinstated Empire was much stronger than before, resulting in heavy casualties for the resistance.
"Leia! Han!" Luke said.
"What is it?" Han said.
"They've breached the gate! They'll be here soon-"
BOOM! The doors of the palace bursted open. Ajunta Pall and two Stormtroopers walked in. Pall took out his lightsaber, which was black with a white halo around it.
Back on Ziost, Cal and Dash made a plan to escape.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Dash shouted, making sure the Stormtroopers guarding would hear them.
"You took my pendant!" Cal shouted.
"No! It's my pendant!"
"Hey! Break it up you two!" A stormtrooper said.
But Cal and Dash would not stop fighting, they shoved each other into walls, forcing the Stormtrooper to open the cell and pull them out. When that happened, Cal and Dash worked together to overpower the Stormtrooper and knock him out.
"I got our lightsabers!" Dash said, handing Cal's lightsaber to the latter.
"Let's get BD!" Cal said.
"Right!"
The two fought their way to BD, who was being tortured by the Stormtroopers.
"Cal, my hero!" BD said.
"We don't have time! We got to go!" Cal said.
The three made their escape by fighting their way to the ship. They got onboard and took off.
When the three arrived back on Coruscant, it was under attack by the Empire. The three made their way to the palace doors, where bodies of Jedi and Stormtroopers laid.
"Luke..." Cal said, looking at his dead body.
"Leia!" Dash said, running up to her dying body.
"Dash..." Leia said hoarsely.
"The Empire! They-"
"I know. They came back."
"What do we do now?" Cal said.
"It's up to you now... save the Jedi..." Leia said as she died.
When the Empire left, survivors came out of hiding. Among those who survived were Lando Calrissian (Token), Chewie (Kenny), R2-D2 (Timmy), C-3PO (Jimmy), and several resistance soldiers.
"Leia..." Dash said.
"We can't give up." Cal said. "We need to do what Leia wants."
"Do what?" C-3PO said.
"We need to face Ajunta Pall and his empire."
"Wait, who's Ajunta Pall?" Lando asked.
Cal had to fill out everything about Pall.
"The first Sith Lord?" C-3PO gasped.
"He's responsible for starting the Empire. Not Palpatine." Dash said.
"But where do you think he is now? And how did he come back to life if he started the Empire thousands of years ago? Why did he start the Empire? I can't even think straight!" Lando said.
"Calm down." Dash said. "We don't know where Pall is."
"Then we better get training if we want to face Pall." A resistance commander said.
Everyone but Cal left the area.
"Pall..." He said to himself.
Suddenly, the Force ghosts of Luke and Leia appeared in front of Cal.
"We know where Pall is." Luke said.
"You do?"
"Pall is Jedi, you know." Luke said. "And I can sense him with the Force."
"Great, do you know where he is?"
"He's on the planet Korriban." Leia said. "He's building his empire there."
"But he already has his own empire on Ziost."
"That we don't know." Luke said.
Luke and Leia disappeared. Cal went to rejoin the survivors and told everyone where they need to go.
"Korriban, huh?"
"Yes." Cal said. "Pall is waiting for us there."
"We got to prepare." Dash said.
All day and night, the survivors trained day and night.
"I can't believe the Empire's back." Cal said.
"I can't believe it too." Dash said.
After 3 days of training, the resistance was ready. They got on their fighters and traveled their way to Korriban.
"The Empire has those Star Destroyers back!" A resistance fighter said.
"Here they come!" Another one added.
Tie-Fighters came at the resistance. While the resistance was busy fighting them off, Cal and Dash made their way into Korriban. When they landed on the planet, they came face to face with Pall.
"You have come, Jedi." He said.
"Your reign of terror ends here!" Cal said.
Pall took out his lightsaber, and immediately flipped over Cal and incapacitated Dash.
"Dash!" Cal screamed.
Cal charged at Pall with his lightsaber, to which Pall blocked it. Cal then disarmed Pall and knocked him to the ground.
"Gyahahhahahahhahha!" Pall laughed manically.
"What's so funny, Pall?" Cal stated.
"It's just as I predicted, your strength matches with mine!"
"Huh?"
"You didn't know? I will tell you. You are my descendant!"
"What?! You're my ancestor?"
"Yes. You are the descendant of the first Sith Lord. That is why your strength matches with mine. And why you were able to wield my lightsaber!"
Cal looked at the darksaber that he got.
"Yes, that is my sword! Only, this is half of it! I have the other half!" Pall said, taking out a similar sword to Cal's.
Pall then used the Force to drain Cal's power. Cal fell to the ground, weakened. Pall then used his rejuvenated energy to attack the resistance fleet.
"We're losing!" A resistance fighter said.
Cal found himself in limbo.
"Pall... He's too strong..." Cal said to himself.
"Don't give up." A voice said.
A Force ghost stood in front of Cal. It was Qui-Gon (Randy Marsh), Obi-Wan's master.
"Your battle's not over." Another Force ghost, Mace Windu (Chef) said.
"We will lend you our strength, so that you may stand up against the Sith Lord." Yoda (Butters) said.
"Bring balance to the Force. Just like I have." Anakin (Cartman) added.
More Force ghosts appeared. They were all past Jedi. Among them were Obi-Wan (Garrison), Luke and Leia Skywalker, even Cal's master, Jaro Tapal (Luci). All of them raised their lightsabers and transferred their strength over to him. When they finished, they disappeared as Cal got himself back up.
"You're back." Pall said.
Cal said nothing as they dueled with each other. The duel took place across the old Sith capital there. Cal surprised Pall from behind and stabbed him in the chest. Pall was now mortally wounded.
"Do it. Kill me. And take my place." Pall said.
Cal did nothing.
Music: "Unwavering Emotions" from Pokemon Black and White.
"You were a Jedi like me. You gave into your anger and that's how you became the First Sith Lord."
"What?"
"It's not my fault that I stopped you. You stopped yourself. Inside you, there was some light within you. Don't you feel it?"
Pall went silent for a moment.
"The Sith... they fought each other until the Order became near extinct. It wasn't the Jedi that did this. It was me. I felt bad for all of this."
Cal took Pall's sword away from him slowly.
"Leave the dark, and return to the light..." Cal said.
More silence.
"If... If I could return... My master... it has been so long... and I regret so much..." Pall said.
Music stops.
Cal watched as Pall softly faded away. Meanwhile, Dash has recovered and the resistance has turned the tides. They destroyed the remainder of the Empire's fleet as they escaped. Arm in arm, Cal and Dash returned to their ship and back to Coruscant.
As the two returned home, the resistance celebrated their victory. Lando, Chewie, Cal, and Dash were awarded medals for their heroism. But not everyone was happy. After the celebration, Cal found a secluded area to himself.
"Cal?"
Cal looked up. BD-1 walked up to him.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
"Pall... He regretted his actions as Sith Lord. He asked for forgiveness."
"Maybe if we returned that sword you got from his tomb..." BD suggested.
BD and Cal returned to the tomb of Ajunta Pall. Cal was ready to place the darksaber back.
"You should keep it." A voice said.
A force ghost of Ajunta Pall stood in front of the two.
"Pall!" Cal gasped.
"My masters has forgiven me. I award you that sword as a token of my appreciation." Pall said.
"You know what? I will." Cal said, leaving the tomb as the past Jedi look on.
Years passed, and Dash was now chosen as the leader of the new Jedi Council. Cal was offered a position, but he declined. Now, he travels on his own with BD-1, little realizing that there were more adventures that were yet to come.
"Okay, this is what the client wants." Cal said.
A now grown-up Cal went to a floating crib. Inside the crib was a creature the same species as Yoda (Unikitty).
"What should we name it?" BD asks.
"I don't know yet. But it looks a lot like Yoda, but as an infant."
"Baby Yoda?"
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Peter woke up and found himself in a hospital room.
"Wh-What happened?" He said to himself. "Something Star Wars..."
But that didn't matter to him as he got himself up. He was in a hospital gown. Seeing his clothes on the shelf over, he took them and changed his outfit.
"My legs... They're like jelly..." Peter said as he stumbled.
After a few minutes, he got himself back up. He then made his way outside the hospital and found a cheering crowd in front of him. As he got closer, he found out that the crowd was carrying Karin on their shoulders.
"Karin! Karin! Karin!" They cheered.
"What?" Peter said to himself.
"I couldn't have done this without you guys!" Karin said. "I guess we don't need Peter after all!"
Peter looked around him and pieced everything together. The ginger kids must've attacked South Park and Karin had saved it. All without him.
"It's like we need you and not Peter!" Newton said.
"I don't know about that..." Karin said.
"But... I helped her first..." Peter said to himself.
Karin looked and saw Peter feeling betrayed.
"Um Newton, I think you need to reworked that saying." Karin said.
"What do you mean?"
"It's because I don't think-"
Peter didn't want to hear anymore of this as he ran off.
"H-Hey! Wait!"
"What...?"
"I'll be right back..." Karin said.
Karin followed to where Peter was going.
Peter had opened a portal with the help from Rezzoch. He gathered his stuff in his bag and threw it over his shoulder.
"Peter!"
Peter turned and saw Karin standing in front of him.
"What do you want?" Peter said, rudely.
"Peter, please don't be upset... I sure Newton didn't know what he's saying..." Karin said.
"No. Maybe he's right... Maybe I'm not needed after all..."
"Peter, don't say that..." Karin pleaded.
"You have no idea what it's like! You get everything your way while I get something crappy. Maybe it's just better that I'm not needed anymore. You can just save the day without me..."
Peter ran into the portal as fast as he could.
"Peter! Peter, wait!" Karin begged.
The portal closed.
"Peter..." Karin croaked.
Um... (Hides)