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Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Johnny Lawrence - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
6:00 pm on a Tuesday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Johnny Lawrence: Ok why was one of you 1-A bastards walking around naked in the snow?
Swole Vault Boy: What?
CutieDevil: The green haired one who took out Overhaul.
Sonic: Well, you see…
Anti-Grav: It's kind of a funny story.
Bomberman: Deku wanted to mess with Pichu and Shitty Hair so he hid inside the couch.
Ninja Mina: Unfortunately the couch was leather.
Garth: It was interesting seeing Midoriya get birthed from a couch.
Knuckles: It was like seeing a cow birth.
Izzy M: I know it's cold and snowing but I don't feel the cold at all.
Sonic: Midoriya. I insist you come inside and put some clothes on this instant.
Izzy M: You and your rules. Wear pants outside. Don't sew yourself into a couch. Don't brew alcohol in the basement.
Garth: We have a basement?
Izzy M: Where did you think those weird sounds were coming from?
Garth: I thought those sounds were from Tokoyami.
Tsukuyomi: Well fuck you to.
Wayne: Wait. Midoriyas been making alcohol in the basement?
Izzy M: I was doing it in my room originally. Turns out toilet wine isn't that great.
Ninja Mina: Toilet wine? How exactly?
Izzy M: I'm glad you asked. You see you mix together juice from about 6 to 10 oranges, 4 packets of ketchup or raisins, two slices of moldy bread, 2 cans of fruit cocktail, and about 60 packets of sugar in a plastic bag and pour warm water over it for five to seven days.
Bass Bitch: Is that why there was a garbage bag in your toilet that one time?
Izzy M: Yes. it is what they call in prison a Pruno Grigio.
Garth: Is it any good?
Izzy M: It was the most foulest thing I'd ever drank. And that includes that energy drink that Kachan likes to make.
Bomberman: It wasn't that bad. You're just weak.
Izzy M: It was juice from several Carolina Reapers and a combination of bulk up powder and some of those energy pills and boner pills you get at a gas station.
Izzy M: MY BODY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Bass Bitch: We had to quarantine him for five days after that.
Poison Ivy: So that's why you had him chained to a cross during spring break. I just thought you were getting into the Easter spirit.
Izzy M: It was biblical.
Bass Bitch: Speaking of being in the holiday spirit. Me and Izzy are planning a get together at the 1-A dorms next week for christmas.
Izzy M: There will be liqueur and weed for everyone who wants it.
Battle Fist: I'm in.
Reptar: Same.
My Little Pony: What should I bring?
Literal Iron Man: If you have any wasabi vodka I'm in.
Johnny Lawrence: Sounds like a trainwreck. I'm in.
Izzy M: You are bringing your own weed and booze.
Johnny Lawrence: Who says anything about me smoking and drinking.
Knuckles: Pussy
Garth: Ass
Izzy M: Bitch
Johnny Lawrence: FINE. I'll drink and get stoned with you 1-A bastards.
Izzy M: It's like my dad says. Get drunk and get stoned with someone and your bros for life.
Purple Haze: Is that why you hang out with that mall Santa?
Izzy M: He sells me some good seasonal weed. Like Winter Wonder Weed, Rudolph The Red Eyed Reindeer, It's a Weederful Life, Haunaku Hash, Kwanzaa Cookout and Holiday Helper.
Discount Sue Storm: That was almost as funny as that time Midoriya started reading from that book Ochaco was always writing in.
Anti-Grav: You read from that? Deku you bitch.
Izzy M: Hey don't sell yourself short. Your a great writer. I really liked the grape headed pervert. He was funny. Dark, but funny. Also the green haired guy is an idiot.
Anti-Grav: Oh my god.
Garth: How is this guy 4th in the class?
Bass Bitch: He loves to do the impossible. Remember when he lit that swimming pool on fire?
Sonic: I'm gonna point out that he lit it on fire from below the surface.
Izzy M: I was trying to light a joint.
Bass Bitch: So you had to break the rules of physics.
Izzy M: Yes.
Authors Note: Chapter 34 Answers: Finally explained why Mineta was expelled.
Announcement: I'm planning on doing a sort of Q&A series involving the characters from My Hero Academia. I will put up a prologue for this that will leave some breathing room for questions. This will be similar to Shadow Shinobi57's Q&A Trip series so I plan on making this as juvenile and inappropriate as I can so expect it to be rated M. The first few characters involved will be Izuku, Ochaco, Bakugo, Iida, Todoroki and Mineta so I need questions for the first official chapter. The topic will be family history for the first chapter and I will announce the theme for the next chapter at the end of each chapter. Also if anyone wants to appear as a guest who asks questions put in a small description of how you want to be represented in this (I will be putting random jokes with each entrance.) Also feel free to ask me some questions that I will answer in character.
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