It was April 2nd, 2017 and I came back to Orlando, Florida. The matches were cousin thunder vs Shane McMahon, papa Thunder vs Kevin Owens for the WWE United States championship, the garden state playaz vs cesaro and Sheamus vs gallows and Anderson vs Enzo and cass in a fatal 4-way ladder match for the WWE raw tag team championship, brother thunder vs The Miz for the WWE intercontinental championship, uncle thunder vs triple h in a non-sanctioned match, me vs Bray Wyatt for the WWE championship, the mad Russian vs Goldberg for the WWE universal championship and Cashmula vs the undertaker in a no holds barred match. The first match was cousin thunder vs Shane McMahon. Cousin thunder made Shane McMahon tap out by the crippler crossface and won the match. The second match was papa thunder vs Kevin Owens for the WWE United States championship. Papa thunder hit Kevin Owens with a wasteland and was still the WWE United States champion. The third match was the garden state playaz vs cesaro and Sheamus vs gallows and Anderson vs Enzo vs cass in a fatal 4-way ladder match for the WWE raw tag team championship. The garden state playaz climbed up the ladder and were still WWE raw tag team champions. The fourth match was brother thunder vs The Miz for the WWE intercontinental championship. Brother thunder hit The Miz with a twist of fate and was still the WWE intercontinental champion. The fifth match was uncle thunder vs triple h in a non-sanctioned match. Uncle thunder hit triple h with a wasteland and won the match. The sixth match was me vs Bray Wyatt for the WWE championship. I hit Bray Wyatt with a tombstone piledriver and was still the WWE champion. The seventh match was the mad Russian vs Goldberg for the WWE universal championship. Goldberg hit the mad Russian with a jackhammer and became the new WWE universal champion, thus ending the mad Russian's streak. The main event was Cashmula vs the undertaker in a no holds barred match. The undertaker hit Cashmula with a tombstone piledriver into the concrete and won the match, thus ending Cashmula's streak. Cashmula quit the WWE after he lost. We all lived happily ever after still as champions. Until Goldberg vacated the WWE universal championship to Roman Reigns. End of chapter 33.
