Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan; Pokemon
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.

What if Karasuma ordered Cognac to get close to Haru like how Akai got close to Akemi?
The thing is…Cognac and Haru are already dating

"The FBI thought that they could hide all traces of their family members from the system, but after years of digging, we have finally identified one of Akai Shuichi's younger brothers," Karasuma announced to his crows. "Cognac, you will be tasked with dating Field Haru and getting information from the FBI,"

Cognac, thinking he had misheard, stared at Karasuma. "Sir, can you please repeat that?"

"Get close to Field Haru just like how Akai got close to Akemi," Karasuma ordered. "We'll use the same tactic against them,"

"And…these orders are absolute?" Cognac asked slowly.

"Yes,"

"But…what if I need money for a date?" Cognac questioned.

"The organization will fund all of it," Karasuma tossed him a credit card. "If it'll ensure he stays in love with you, then use any amount of money necessary,"

'Any amount of money necessary, huh?'

XXX

"Hey Haru," Cognac said once he got home. "Guess what Karasuma ordered me to do,"

"Kill Gin?" Haru guessed as he set three plates down on the table. He sat down in his seat.

"Unfortunately, no," Cognac sat down beside Haru. "I was ordered to make the Silver Bullet's youngest brother fall in love with me. Apparently we're using the exact same tactic that the FBI used to infiltrate the organization," He tilted his head to the side and a bullet embedded itself into the backrest of his chair.

"Pierrot-nii!" Haru scolded. "Stop destroying the Kudo's furniture!"

"I'll replace it later," Akai entered through the window and sat down across from his precious baby brother. As they ate dinner, he glared daggers at Cognac. "You're not going to infiltrate the FBI through Haru,"

"I know and have no intention of doing so," Cognac claimed. "The organization doesn't know that though," He held up the credit card Karasuma had given him. "I have permission to use any amount necessary for Haru,"

Haru's face lit up. "We can use it to pay for our wedding!"

"No!" Akai intervened. "No wedding!"

"Calm down Haru," Cognac smirked. "Let me buy the rings first so I can properly propose to you,"

"I said there will be no wedding!"

XXX

The next day, Cognac was back at the organization's headquarters. He walked up to Vermouth who was annoying Gin. "Vermouth, I need your help choosing engagement rings,"

"Engagement rings?" Vermouth turned to the blue haired man. "What do you need those for?"

"To propose to Haru," Cognac answered.

"Cognac, you literally received the mission yesterday," Gin pointed out. "There's no way you started dating Field already. I doubt you'd need those engagement rings for a while,"

"Aww, Ginny-chan are you jealous of Cognac's luck with love?" Vermouth teased. "Anyways, what kind of engagement rings were you thinking of?"

"Something that has a Pokéball instead of a gem," Cognac replied. "We're thinking of a Pokémon themed wedding but the actual wedding rings will each have a Master Ball in the center with a Love Ball on both sides of it. Oh, that reminds me, I need you guys to come for my side of the family. It'd look weird if I only brought members of the Jonah X Haru Fan Club,"

"Jonah X Haru Fan Club!?" Gin stared at him in disbelief. "You already have a fan club!?"

"We'll be glad to attend," Karasuma agreed. "When's the wedding?"

"Next week Saturday," Cognac informed. "Everyone has to dress up as a Pokémon,"

"How the hell do you already know the wedding date if you didn't even propose yet!?" Gin exclaimed. "And you literally just got the mission yesterday!"

"Gin," Karasuma addressed. "Shut the hell up,"

XXX

Akai had tried everything to botch up the proposal but Cognac had recently watched Cautious Hero: The Hero is Overpowered but Overly Cautious and had been prepared for everything thrown at him. Of course Haru accepted and the two sent invites out. As they did so, Cognac felt a chill up his spine. "I think your entire family wants to kill me now,"

"Oh Jonah," Haru put a comforting hand on his fiancé's shoulder. "We both know that is a hundred percent true,"

"How do they even know!?" Cognac exclaimed. "They haven't even received the invites yet!"

"It's a sixth sense we all have," Akai muttered while trying to undo the chains that he had been restrained in. "If someone is trying to do something harmful to a family member, we'll sense it. Obviously you're doing something indecent,"

"How is sending out wedding invitation considered indecent!?"

"Because you seduced my precious baby brother and I know that after you marry him, you'll do indecent things to him!"

"Hey Akai," Cognac grinned. "I've been ****ing your brother since last year!"

Akai promptly had a heart attack.

XXX

It was the day of the wedding. Vermouth had forced Gin into a Gardevoir costume while she herself cosplayed as Gallade just because she wanted to piss Gin off. Vodka was an Ursaring. Chianti was a Houndoom. Korn was a Weavile. Karasuma was a Darkrai.

Akai had been shoved into a Ho-Oh costume. "How the hell do I get out of this thing!?"

"Shuu-nii, you can't get out of it until after the wedding," Masumi, dressed as a Latias, said.

"Niisan, I think you need to calm down," Shukichi, dressed as a Latios, added.

"Calm down!?" Akai snapped. "How can you guys be calm!? Mitsuharu's being taken advantage of!"

"We made a promise to Haru to not interfere during the wedding," Shukichi told him. "But after it…he's free game,"

"Umm…boss?" Vodka turned to the Darkrai for instructions.

"Do not interfere," Karasuma ordered. "We must be patient and carefully plan our move before acting,"

"I'm right here and can clearly hear you," The Ho-Oh squawked.

"The boss doesn't actually care about infiltrating the FBI," Vermouth revealed. "He's actually the president of the Jonah X Haru Fan Club and decided that they needed a push to actually go further into their relationship,"

"EH!?" Jonah, dressed as a Lucario, had overheard their conversation. "Boss, you knew all this time!?"

"I'm not an idiot," Karasuma rolled his eyes. "What, you didn't think that you were being monitored? You randomly started meeting up with Haru. Of course I'd be suspicious! Then I found out that you two were dating and had a fan club. I killed the leader of the fan club and became the new leader,"

"You killed Jeremy!?" Jonah exclaimed. "He was supposed to be my best man!"

"I'll be your best man now!" Karasuma declared.

"Okay…" Jonah stared at him. "So…you do not want me to infiltrate the FBI?"

"If I actually wanted someone to infiltrate the FBI through Haru, then I'd have sent someone without recognizable blue hair and gold eyes," Karasuma pointed out. "As I said before, I'm not an idiot,"

"The killing intent of the groom's family is very strong," Korn commented.

"Everyone wants to kill me…" Jonah sulked.

"Of course we do," Latios Shukichi smiled. "You seduced my precious baby brother,"

"Just by the amount of killing intent, I know that even the entire organization is no match for Haru's family," Karasuma noted. "Cognac, you're on your own when they start hunting you down,"

"I can't wait until after the wedding," Ghost Kohji, who was dressed as a Haunter, appeared in front of Cognac.

"AH!" Cognac had been startled and jumped back a few feet. "What the hell is going on!?"

"I will enjoy tearing you apart," Ghost Kohji giggled.

"How the hell are you here!?" Cognac exclaimed. "You died seventeen years ago!"

"No shit Sherlock," Ghost Kohji grinned. "I'm a ghost,"

"Mrow," Haru's cat, Corazon, nuzzled against Cognac's leg.

"Aww, at least someone approves of me," Cognac picked Cora up. "You're my favorite cat in the world,"

"I'm offended," Haru finally appeared dressed as a Luxray. "Luxray are cats. Am I not your favorite cat in the world?"

Cognac looked between the two. "Sorry, that's a tough choice,"

When Cognac took a step towards Haru, Akai rushed in between them and attempted to peck his eye out. "Stay away from Mitsuharu!"

Haru took out a Pokéball and tapped it on Akai's head. Akai was enveloped in a red light and sucked into the ball. The ball closed and chains appeared around it. "Technically they'd still be attending and could even see what's happening outside of the Pokéball," He started throwing Pokéballs at his family members and the Mitsuharu Protection Club. "Now you won't be killed until twenty four hours after the wedding since that's how long the Pokéballs last,"

"I'm not even going to question how that was possible," Cognac said. "But I'll enjoy that time while it lasts,"

Haru received a notification on his phone. "The wedding registrar died in a car crash,"

"You have a notification for that?" Vermouth questioned.

"Yes," Haru nodded. "But now we need a new registrar,"

"I'm a licensed wedding registrar!" Karasuma spoke up.

"Haru-kun, have you seen Shuichi-kun?" Akemi walked over to him. She and Michael were dressed as a Kangaskhan mother and child.

"Miyano Akemi!?"

"Hi Akemi," Karasuma greeted.

Akemi protectively put her arms around Michael and took a step back. Haru and Cognac both stood in front of the two. "You don't seem surprised to see Akemi alive,"

"Vermouth is a master of disguise," Karasuma claimed. "Did you honestly think she wouldn't notice that you had switched places with Fakemi and report back to me? I also know that Sherry and Kudo shrank,"

"You do!?" Haru exclaimed.

Conan and Haibara had noticed the encounter and rushed over, thinking that Akemi and Michael were being threatened.

"There are cameras in all the labs," Karasuma pointed out. "There's video evidence of some of Sherry's lab rats shrinking due to APTX 4869. There were also cameras in that room she was held in. The Edogawa Conan brat was on the news multiple times for being the Kid Killer. You thought I wouldn't connect Edogawa to Kudo Shinichi? If Kudo had died, then it would've been all over the media," He turned to Conan. "Just because you ask everyone involved in a case to not let it be known that you were present doesn't mean they will listen. Seriously? You took a temporary antidote just to go on a field trip? How stupid are you?"

"I…" Conan didn't know how to respond. Karasuma did have a point.

XXX

"Do you, Gubat Jonah, take Field Haru as your lawfully wedded husband?" Karasuma asked.

"I do," Cognac responded.

"Do you, Field Haru, take Gubat Jonah as your lawfully wedded husband?" Karasuma questioned.

"I do," Haru parroted.

"You may now kiss the groom!" Karasuma declared.

"MMMPPHHM!" Muffled cries came from Haru's family who were all trapped in Pokéballs.

"We still have time," Haru said as he and Cognac shared a kiss.

Karasuma and the rest of the Jonah X Haru Fan Club took several hundreds of photos of the entire wedding.

The Karasuma being the new leader of the Joru Fan Club wasn't supposed to happen at first but the story wrote itself.