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Ch. 33

(OC) Queenie Scamander

Dolores Umbridge was having one, bad day. The centaurs dragged her with them for half an hour in retaliation for the insults. After the creatures dropped her somewhere in the woods and ran back to their home, Umbridge got back on her feet and began stomping her way back to her office. On the way, she heard some giggling coming from somewhere not too far from where she was. In an attempt to be nosy, she followed the sound of the giggling. Umbridge came across a clearing in the woods and saw a hippogriff being petted by Harry 'the brat' Potter and a girl with neck-length red-brown hair.

"Hem hem!" Umbridge responded with her signature fake cough. "What have we here? The brat here having fun with a girly here, when boys and girls aren't allowed within five feet of each other."

"Hypocritical, are you?" said Harry rhetorically. "You didn't punish your squad members for being within the vicinity of other sexes."

"That's different, Potter!" Umbridge snapped, defending her actions.

"Mind your attitude, Umbitch!" Harry snapped back. "You can't go making the rules and giving yourself and your squad special exemption."

"Or else karma will kick your arse, you evil toad!" the girl sneered.

"Who are you?" Dolores demanded.

"Queenie Scamander!" the girl replied in an angry voice. "A fourth year Hufflepuff student, and the granddaughter of the famous Magizoologist, Xander Scamander."

"Ooh, a nice thing to follow in your grandfather's footsteps now, huh?" Umbridge sneered.

"So what?" Queenie sneered back. "What's wrong with that? Everyone has the right to choose their passions and I admire my grandfather's passion."

"Now it's time for you to get your dues, since that day has been long overdue." Harry told the toad.

Umbridge spotted some kind of black dog approaching them and the hippogriff. The 'dog' walked up to Umbridge and got it's snoot in her groin. Umbridge pushed the 'dog' back in a violent manner, causing the animal to angrily ram into her stomach. The force of getting rammed made the evil toad fall backwards on her rear end, the pain even stunned her somewhat. The black dog laid down in front of the egomaniacal woman, with it's feet close to the toad's face.

"Who's a good boy?!" Queenie cooed at the black dog. "Is Snuffles a good boy?!"

She began giving 'Snuffles' some belly rubs, making one of his hind legs kick like crazy in Umbridge's face repeatedly. The evil toad had to deal with her face getting kicked an unspecified number of times.

"Good boy, Snuffles!" Harry praised the 'dog.'

He started giving 'Snuffles' some belly rub, too. Once again, the dog's hind leg kicked like crazy Umbridge's face. The toad could only squeeze her eyes shut tightly because of the pain. Harry and Queenie were laughing like crazy as they watched Umbridge getting her face kicked.

"Is that all you've got?" Umbridge wheezed.

"Nope!" said Harry while smirking.

"You still have more comeuppance!" Queenie responded with a mischievous smirk on her face, just as the hippogriff walked towards Umbridge.

"That bloody chicken won't…!" Umbridge started insulting the hippogriff.

"Okay Buckbeak," Harry began instructing the hippogriff, with politeness in his voice. "You can sit down if you'd like."

Umbridge widened her eyes in fear as Buckbeak's rear started finding it's target and sitting down. The toad began coughing and wheezing because of how awful the smell was. Just when Umbridge thought the worst was over, Buckbeak lifted his rear up and proceeded to fart in the undersecretary's face, making her coughing and wheezing intensifying. Then Buckbeak's farting got to the point where he was defecating on the toad, her face getting quite a bit of manure. Umbridge began throwing up due to the stench being so stinky she couldn't take it anymore.

"You've got yourself in deep shit Umbitch, literally!" Harry taunted.

Then 'Snuffles' walked toward the toad, lifted one of his hind legs and proceeded to urinate in Umbridge's manure-covered face. Umbridge started sputtering as the smelly yellow liquid continued getting squirted in her face. Not wanting anymore smelly and stinky situations, Umbridge got up and made a mad dash back towards the forbidden forest, only to come across some acromantulas. The giant spiders pouned on and started dragging the now-squealing undersecretary into Aragog's hollow. Back in the forest clearing, Snuffles reverted into Sirius (who gave his godson a hug). Queenie even introduced herself to the head of House Black.

"Well, Queenie, what shall we do as a celebration of the toad's permanent downfall?" asked Harry.

"I'm not sure," said Harry. "Maybe…"

"A ride on Buckbeak?" Sirius suggested. "If you'd like, pup, I can even show you and Queenie some nice aerial shots."

"That's a splendid idea!" Harry responded in agreement. Then he turned his attention back to Queenie, "Are you interested, my lovely Queenie?"

"Why yes, my wonderful Harry!" Queenie replied in an approving and interested voice.

Sirius helped the teens up onto Buckbeak's back before getting on himself. As soon as Sirius slapped the reins to signal to the hippogriff to go. Buckbeak pushed his front feet up into the air before galloping and then spreading his wings. It didn't take long before Buckbeak took flight and flew off into the sunset with Sirius, Harry, and Queenie (who had her arms around Harry's waist as a way of holding on) riding along. No more Umbridge ruling the school with the iron fist, no more educational decrees, no more lifelong quidditch ban for Harry, no more detentions with the blood quill, and no more Inquisitorial Squad patrolling the corridors like they own the place. Peace was finally restored at Hogwarts.

The End!

Author's note 1: A big shoutout to the user 'StrongGuy159' for suggesting the OC Queenie Scamander. Initially suggested that she be Xander's daughter, I felt it to be more appropriate for her to be his granddaughter.

Author's note 2: Another one-shot completed. Which girl should Harry be paired with in the next one-shot? Please let me know in a review or PM. As always, prank suggestions are also appreciated. Happy reading!