Class 1-A

Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya

Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo

Sonic - Tenya Iida

Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido

Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro

Froppy - Tsuyu Asui

Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji

Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki

Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure

Wayne - Hanta Sero

Garth - Denki Kaminari

Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima

French Fry - Yuga Aoyama

Tails - Mashirao Ojiro

Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu

Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka

Ultra Furry - Koji Koda

Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato

Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami

Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso

Class 1-B

Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo

Reptar - Setsuna Tokage

Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki

My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori

Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Johnny Lawrence - Nieto Monoma

Big Three

Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata

CutieDevil - Nejire Hado

Support

MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume

7:00 pm on a Monday

THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL

Ninja Mina: That party was wack.

Anti-Grav: Wack?

Ninja Mina: Yeah. Wack.

Bass Bitch: Better than Kaminari's rap demo.

Garth: You just had to bring that up, didn't you.

Izzy M: I didn't think it was that bad.

Bomberman: Your just saying that because he let you do the B-side.

Izzy M: I also liked the name.

Garth: Conspiracy to Commit Pimping.

Knuckles: Wasn't the title track called Thinking 'Bout Pimping?

Izzy M: And the side b track was my acoustic cover of Cat Stevens' Morning Has Broken.

Garth: It was a very complex and emotional demo.

Bomberman: About as complex and emotional as what I assume could be Deku during sex.

Deus Ex Machina: Are you implying Midoriya cries after sex?

Izzy M: I can see why he'd think that. I don't have a strong case saying otherwise.

Knuckles: There is no shame in teargasming.

Purple Haze: WHAT...WHAT THE FUCK?

Thermostat: I assume it means when you cry when orgasming.

Bass Bitch: Izzy has never once cried after sex...Except for that time with the mousetrap.

Ninja Mina: Deets!

Bass Bitch: Hell no!

Izzy M: Nothing! Happened!

Discount Sue Storm: Judging from the context clues. I think Midoriya somehow got a mousetrap to trigger on his junk.

Izzy M: God Damn you Hagakure.

Discount Sue Storm: I was just guessing.

Tails: Anyone else picture that happening?

Anti-Grav: I can't not picture it.

Bomberman: It brings up images from an old Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Reptar: Ah yes, the moments when Tom would get his tail stuck in mouse traps.

My Little Pony: Classic.

Izzy M: It wasn't like that...Ok it was kind of like that.

Bass Bitch: It was kind of funny.

Izzy M: Et tu Kyoka?

Literal Iron Man: Getting back on track. Where did everyone end up after that party last night?

Bass Bitch: I woke up in the empty hot tub in the basement and found Izzy cuddling a pineapple on a shelf in the laundry room.

Battle Fist: That's why Monoma was complaining about his pineapple disappearing.

Froppy: I woke up in Momo's bed with Kirishima.

Purple Haze: I think I was under Midoriya's bed. Also he has a box of money and several copies of Granny Hooters magazine.

Izzy M: The only ones from the box Mineta didn't even want.

Johnny Lawrence: GRANNY HOOTERS! Where?

Izzy M: Under my bed.

Poison Ivy: He just ran as fast as he could from the 1-B dorm.

Battle Fist: Wait. Come back.

Literal Iron Man: Where's he going?

Johnny Lawrence: To get me some Granny Hooters. YEEHAW. Gonna be a cowboy Tetsutetsu. YEEHAW.

Reptar: He's running towards 1-A's dorms.

Izzy M: Ok Monoma just ran from my room holding a stack of magazines.

Bass Bitch: He left a vapor trail.

Garth: It's like the Quicksilver scenes in Age of Ultron.

Ninja Mina: All that for Granny Hooters magazine.

Izzy M: I don't know what he could get from that. I got two pages in and got violently ill.

Poison Ivy: Ok Monoma just crashed into a wall. I don't know whether to help him or laugh.

Izzy M: Take all the money from his wallet and bring it to me. Fucker didn't pay for the magazines.

Reptar: Done.

Sonic: Midoriya…

Izzy M: Before you start. Daddy needs to get paid.

Bass Bitch: Besides he has been trying to sell them for a while.

Ninja Mina: Yo knew he had them?

Bass Bitch: And I made fun of him for having them and for hiding them under his bed.

Garth: Better than Mineta's hiding place.

Wayne: What hiding place?

Garth: Exactly.

Izzy M: Also, how did Kaminari manage to light a pool on fire?

Garth: Lots and lots of isopropyl alcohol.

Izzy M: Never let him near a funeral home.

Knuckles: Why?

Izzy M: Cause they use isopropyl alcohol instead of embalming fluid these days.

Authors Note: Chapter 35 answers: Izuku's plan to mess with Kaminari and Kirishima is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I got the recipe for toilet wine from Tosh.0, The strains of weed Izuku mentioned were from A Harold And Kumar Christmas, Izuku reading from Ochaco's diary and thinking it's fictional is from the canceled Fox show Titus, and Izuku breaking the laws of physics to light a joint is from Futurama. The Caroline Reaper is the hottest pepper known to man.

As Always

Later